Guarantees for 2015

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #80 on:** November 30, 2015, 08:30:17 AM »

Burn him anyway!!!

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #81 on:** November 30, 2015, 08:38:15 AM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on August 31, 2015, 08:45:39 AM

1. Missouri will win the East for the third straight year.
2. Florida will edge out Vandy for the cellar dwellar in the East.
3. Ohio State and Alabama will have a rematch...in the Chick-Fil-A Bowl.
4. Jeremy Johnson and Leonard Fournette both get the invite to New York and finish in the top 5 of the Heisman vote.
5. Everybody will still hate dallas.

I got #5 right

GH2001 · « **Reply #82 on:** November 30, 2015, 09:22:07 AM »

Quote from: The Prowler on November 30, 2015, 08:25:56 AM

I didn't predict because everyone here now would be all like "...He's a Warlock, burn him!!!!!" And I've got enough on my plate to be dealing with that again.

My predictions would've been:
Roc Thomas will get hurt in every game he plays.

Jeremy Johnson will make us all wish that we had Kiehl Frazier instead.

Les Miles will be on the hot seat after the bama beat down.

Leonard Fournette will be the Heisman front runner, until the bama game, then he'll get passed by another bama cro-magnon/trigger fish teeth Derrick Henry.

Auburn's offense will suck worse than the defense.

Auburn won't finish the season anywhere close to the Top 25.

Duke Williams will begin to complain that he isn't getting the ball enough, get into a fight with Jeremy Johnson and some other players, then get kicked off the team.

The Ol Ball Coach will finally retire.

Coach Tuberville and Cincinnati will run the Spread better than Coach Malzahn.

UGA will finally fire Coach Richt, for what reason, I don't know...they just don't like winning apparently.

Miami will fire their Head Coach around midseason.

Auburn's Kicker will be the only player, on the team, up for any post season awards.

Wow...you are such a good predictor after its all happened. Dem skreets is good.

Seriously though, the Tubs one is big. He doesn't have the poltics up there and is buddies with the AD. Hate that we will never have a comfortable environment for a HC to work in.

AUJarhead · « **Reply #83 on:** November 30, 2015, 10:00:01 AM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on November 30, 2015, 08:30:17 AM

Burn him anyway!!!

Build a bridge out of him!

JR4AU · « **Reply #84 on:** November 30, 2015, 12:35:26 PM »

Quote from: Townhallsavoy on August 31, 2015, 08:16:43 AM

It's that time of year! I don't know if any of you stole this tradition like jmar did last year. I think it was him. Maybe not. We'll say it was him anyway.

But I'm back and ready to get this season kicked off the right way.

Guarantees for 2015:

- Auburn fans will be worried about the quarterback position on October 1st.

*It's not that Jeremy Johnson is going to suck or fail, but he has a difficult task going into this season. The opener is against Louisville in Atlanta, @LSU is week 3, and Miss State is week 4. While all three games are winnable, Johnson is a new quarterback working with a new offensive line. He's not going to be Uganda Cam until he gets a few games under his belt. Expect to hear some bitching as we hit the midseason.

- Alabama's defense will dominate, but their offense will cost them three games.

- USC will go 6-6 and Sarkisian will resign or be fired.

- Washington will be the surprise team of the year.

- Georgia will go 9-3 or 10-2 and maybe reach the SECCG and lose and probably win their bowl game.

- Ohio State will lose two games.

- Leonard Fournette will not be the starting running back for LSU by season's end.

- Tennessee will represent the East in the SECCG.

AU fans were not "worried" about the QB position, they were terrified JJ might play again. +1/2pt.

Bama's D was arguable dominant, but there O was THAT atrocious. +1/2 point.

USC 8-4, Sark fired, but not for that. +1/2 point

Washington 6-6, surprise? 0 points.

UGA 9-3, but you failed to include the obligatory yearly prediction of them firing Richt. +1/2, (docking you a 1/2 for failing to predict Richt's firing which has been predicted by every prognosticator ever year for the last 10) total of 0, with bowl prediction yet to come for the other 1/2 of the point.

OSU 11-1 you skate on this one because I think you meant regular season, but didn't specify, so... yet to be seen.

Fournette? -1.

UT? -1

With 1 and 1/2 points still to be decided, you stand at -1/2pt out of a total of 8 possible. (You can check my math, as I'm a lawyer, and don't cipher well.)

GH2001 · « **Reply #85 on:** November 30, 2015, 01:09:22 PM »

Quote from: JR4AU on November 30, 2015, 12:35:26 PM

AU fans were not "worried" about the QB position, they were terrified JJ might play again. +1/2pt.

Bama's D was arguable dominant, but there O was THAT atrocious. +1/2 point.

USC 8-4, Sark fired, but not for that. +1/2 point

Washington 6-6, surprise? 0 points.

UGA 9-3, but you failed to include the obligatory yearly prediction of them firing Richt. +1/2, (docking you a 1/2 for failing to predict Richt's firing which has been predicted by every prognosticator ever year for the last 10) total of 0, with bowl prediction yet to come for the other 1/2 of the point.

OSU 11-1 you skate on this one because I think you meant regular season, but didn't specify, so... yet to be seen.

Fournette? -1.

UT? -1

With 1 and 1/2 points still to be decided, you stand at -1/2pt out of a total of 8 possible. (You can check my math, as I'm a lawyer, and don't cipher well.)

Coming from you Bruce, that means a lot.

Chizad can help with the math.

The Prowler · « **Reply #86 on:** November 30, 2015, 02:52:05 PM »

Okay, I'll make some predictions that'll happen this year...

Coach Rocker is coming back to Auburn, Coach Garner will stay on staff but will move to be the TE coach.

GH2001 · « **Reply #87 on:** November 30, 2015, 02:58:09 PM »

Quote from: The Prowler on November 30, 2015, 02:52:05 PM

Okay, I'll make some predictions that'll happen this year...

Coach Rocker is coming back to Auburn, Coach Garner will stay on staff but will move(Â°
Coach Garner to TE coach.

The first one is all I want for Christmas.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #88 on:** November 30, 2015, 03:41:39 PM »

I'll make a prediction. Rocker will not come back to Auburn.

chinook · « **Reply #89 on:** November 30, 2015, 03:59:36 PM »

Quote from: The Prowler on November 30, 2015, 02:52:05 PM

Okay, I'll make some predictions that'll happen this year...

Coach Rocker is coming back to Auburn...

Quote from: Snaggletiger on November 30, 2015, 03:41:39 PM

I'll make a prediction. Rocker will not come back to Auburn.

I predict one of y'all will be right...the other wrong.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #90 on:** November 30, 2015, 04:05:05 PM »

Quote from: chinook on November 30, 2015, 03:59:36 PM

I predict one of y'all will be right...the other wrong.

You climb all the way out on that limb by yourself?

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #91 on:** November 30, 2015, 04:19:54 PM »

Quote from: chinook on November 30, 2015, 03:59:36 PM

I predict one of y'all will be right...the other wrong.

If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right.

During Rocker's time here, my cousin got to know him pretty well. She said Rocker told her when the Titans reached out to him, he did the right thing and went straight to Jacobs to let him know he was going to listen to what they had to say. Jacobs unceremoniously let him know he shouldn't let the screen door hit him where the good Lord split him. Made ZERO attempt to keep him at AU.

Time may have changed things. Money talks. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars. It's been an honor to share the field of battle with you....and other clichÃ©s. Damn it, how did that gay little mark get over the e? Anyway, my guess would be that if Jacobs had sense enough to pursue Rocker, he'd most likely get told to shove it up his smug ass. But then, the lure of coaching again at your alma tomater may be too great.

Like most of you, I'd love to see it happen.

AUJarhead · « **Reply #92 on:** November 30, 2015, 04:33:42 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on November 30, 2015, 04:19:54 PM

During Rocker's time here, my cousin got to know him pretty well. She said Rocker told her when the Titans reached out to him, he did the right thing and went straight to Jacobs to let him know he was going to listen to what they had to say. Jacobs unceremoniously let him know he shouldn't let the screen door hit him where the good Lord split him. Made ZERO attempt to keep him at AU.

Are you fucking kidding me?

The Prowler · « **Reply #93 on:** November 30, 2015, 04:55:39 PM »

Another prediction...Jeremy Johnson will transfer.

Kaos · « **Reply #94 on:** November 30, 2015, 05:52:14 PM »

Quote from: AUJarhead on November 30, 2015, 04:33:42 PM

Are you fucking kidding me?

I'm honestly surprised muschamo came back after Jacobs tried to fuck him over before. I don't see rocker putting up with his shit again.

AUJarhead · « **Reply #95 on:** November 30, 2015, 05:59:36 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on November 30, 2015, 05:52:14 PM

I'm honestly surprised muschamo came back after Jacobs tried to fudge him over before. I don't see rocker putting up with his shoot again.

You throw enough $$$ my way and i would be happy to work with the biggest asshole I've worked with in consulting.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #96 on:** November 30, 2015, 06:43:09 PM »

Quote from: AUJarhead on November 30, 2015, 05:59:36 PM

You throw enough $$$ my way and i would be happy to work with the biggest asshole I've worked with in consulting.

This....well that little $$$ thingy....that's the "This" part.

Kaos · « **Reply #97 on:** November 30, 2015, 11:00:21 PM »

I predict I'll slap the shit outta ya.

Godfather · « **Reply #98 on:** December 01, 2015, 09:20:07 AM »

Quote from: Godfather on August 31, 2015, 11:18:52 AM

I guarantee that jmar will say something that none of us will understand.
Win
I guarantee Auburn's defense will be vastly improved.
Win
I guarantee Buzz has the hots for Mrs. dallaswareagle.
Win

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #99 on:** December 01, 2015, 09:23:40 AM »

A regular Nostra Dumbass.

Would you like to see the doctor?

What kind of doctor is he?

He's a foot doctor.

Well yeah, I've never seen a doctor that tall.

SW