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Ben Carson For President

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Re: Ben Carson For President
« Reply #41 on: August 18, 2015, 11:10:34 PM »
I'm going to assume you have a Ben Carson Fathead in your bedroom. 
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« Reply #42 on: August 19, 2015, 12:06:46 AM »
I'm going to assume you have a Ben Carson Fathead in your bedroom.
Not the copy write one any whos>
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« Reply #43 on: August 19, 2015, 08:35:17 AM »
I'm going to assume you have a Ben Carson Fathead in your bedroom.

No, but I might just get the Ben for Prez! tattoo.
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Re: Ben Carson For President
« Reply #44 on: August 23, 2015, 08:43:45 PM »
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« Reply #45 on: August 28, 2015, 02:44:53 PM »
I like Ben, but I am getting concerned with the whole "save the children" bit.

Some of the dumbest things in American politics have been done "For the children".
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
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Re: Ben Carson For President
« Reply #46 on: August 28, 2015, 07:24:09 PM »
I like Ben, but I am getting concerned with the whole "save the children" bit.

Some of the dumbest things in American politics have been done "For the children".
Nothing wrong with Ben whatsoever...he just can't win.

Fuck it! Jesus would want Carson to win but he just can't possibly last.
Who can?   
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Re: Ben Carson For President
« Reply #47 on: August 29, 2015, 12:06:07 PM »
I like Ben, but I am getting concerned with the whole "save the children" bit.

Some of the dumbest things in American politics have been done "For the children".

Its very early man.

You pick your issues and locations very timely, and strategically.
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Re: Ben Carson For President
« Reply #48 on: August 29, 2015, 02:06:54 PM »
Who do you think Simp likes in this race?
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Re: Ben Carson For President
« Reply #49 on: August 29, 2015, 02:09:05 PM »
Who do you think Simp likes in this race?

I'm voting for you.
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« Reply #50 on: August 29, 2015, 02:13:54 PM »
I'm voting for you.

Get in line. 
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« Reply #51 on: August 29, 2015, 02:42:13 PM »
Get in line.

We need to know your campaign slogan first. This is very important to know. We don't care about any of the other stuff, except......can we make marijuana legal?
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« Reply #52 on: August 29, 2015, 04:33:43 PM »
The campaign slogan will be "Let's put the balls back in America".
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« Reply #53 on: August 31, 2015, 09:03:32 AM »
Dude if people could not get on board with my "you need to unfuck yourselves" campaign of a few years back yours stands very little chance of success.
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Re: Ben Carson For President
« Reply #54 on: September 03, 2015, 02:46:05 PM »
Looks like many agree on the Carson for Prez campaign. He currently sits second to Trump and tied with trump in Iowa.

http://www.cnn.com/2015/09/02/politics/rupert-murdoch-tweets-ben-carson/index.html
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« Reply #55 on: September 03, 2015, 05:40:18 PM »
Looks like many agree on the Carson for Prez campaign. He currently sits second to Trump and tied with trump in Iowa.

http://www.cnn.com/2015/09/02/politics/rupert-murdoch-tweets-ben-carson/index.html
Really like the way he thinks even though he is almost too soft spoken. Don't know much about Seventh Day Adventists but it could be made into an issue by detractors. When questioned, I like his response that this isn't about religion.
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Re: Ben Carson For President
« Reply #56 on: September 03, 2015, 06:04:24 PM »
Really like the way he thinks even though he is almost too soft spoken. Don't know much about Seventh Day Adventists but it could be made into an issue by detractors. When questioned, I like his response that this isn't about religion.

You know, that is the one concern I do have too. He is soft spoken which may be seen as a weakness in people's minds.
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« Reply #57 on: September 03, 2015, 06:15:42 PM »
You know, that is the one concern I do have too. He is soft spoken which may be seen as a weakness in people's minds.
I fucking hate it that most people tend to side with those who repeat it the most and shout the loudest but that's the America we've made.
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Re: Ben Carson For President
« Reply #58 on: September 04, 2015, 07:50:22 AM »
Really like the way he thinks even though he is almost too soft spoken. Don't know much about Seventh Day Adventists but it could be made into an issue by detractors. When questioned, I like his response that this isn't about religion.

Religion shouldn't be an issue for people, especially those who consider themselves Republicans....since they shout the most about freedom of Religion at every waking blink. I can give you just as many concerns about other denominations as SDA if I really wanted to. In the end though, it shouldn't be a concern.

I read something earlier this week that said between Trump, Carson and Carly - they had 57% together in one major poll. Thats almost 6 in 10 people who favor someone who hasn't held office. Combine that together with Cruz and Walker (who by most are considered outsiders even though Cruz is a sitting Senator) drawing another 16-18% combined, you are talking about 75% of those polled want someone considered an outsider, or the non-status quo. The other 13 candidates combine for 25-28%, with a bulk of that being Jeb and Christie. That is extremely telling.


Advantage - Outsiders. Disadvantage - Establishment. Karl Rove and Roger Ailes must be shitting their pants.
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« Reply #59 on: September 10, 2015, 03:07:19 PM »
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