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Arkansas QB Brandon Allen's Truck

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Re: Arkansas QB Brandon Allen's Truck
« Reply #20 on: August 26, 2014, 10:48:47 AM »
The director of a state agency in Arkansas sent me an email this morning. 

"We're locked. We're loaded. We're coming. It's gonna get ugly in a hurry for your Tigers. Get ready for a big time butt whipping. Just don't say I didn't warn you." 

Went on to babble about how their defense has our smoke and mirrors trickery figured out and that our defense will be lucky to hold their awesome running game to less than 300 yards. 

They're supremely confident. 

And on another note, I heard an interview with somebody yesterday who said that the Arkansas AD gets almost teary-eyed talking about how that fat bastard "restored the dignity of Arkansas football and made it fun for him again."    And this guy is one of the ones in charge of picking the Final Four?   :facepalm:

Never ever have I seen a coach or a fanbase coming off a 3-9 (0-8) campaign  or similar, come out this cocky about how bad ass they were going to be with 100% certainty.

Last year coming into our season (after a 3-9 year) we were just going to be happy to make a bowl and get back on the right track. I would tell Arky to act like theyve won before but they kinda haven't. 0 for SEC
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Re: Arkansas QB Brandon Allen's Truck
« Reply #21 on: August 28, 2014, 10:57:30 AM »
Never ever have I seen a coach or a fanbase coming off a 3-9 (0-8) campaign  or similar, come out this roostery about how bad ass they were going to be with 100% certainty.

Last year coming into our season (after a 3-9 year) we were just going to be happy to make a bowl and get back on the right track. I would tell Arky to act like theyve won before but they kinda haven't. 0 for SEC

Whoever sent that email to Kaos is a dumass.

The majority of Razorback fans are just praying for a bowl game this year.  We still have a long way to go.
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Re: Arkansas QB Brandon Allen's Truck
« Reply #22 on: August 28, 2014, 11:46:11 AM »
The director of a state agency in Arkansas sent me an email this morning. 

"We're locked. We're loaded. We're coming. It's gonna get ugly in a hurry for your Tigers. Get ready for a big time butt whipping. Just don't say I didn't warn you." 

Went on to babble about how their defense has our smoke and mirrors trickery figured out and that our defense will be lucky to hold their awesome running game to less than 300 yards. 

They're supremely confident. 

And on another note, I heard an interview with somebody yesterday who said that the Arkansas AD gets almost teary-eyed talking about how that fat bastard "restored the dignity of Arkansas football and made it fun for him again."    And this guy is one of the ones in charge of picking the Final Four?   :facepalm:
Hell, we have them too. I have a friend who said we would play in the championship last year, before the season even started. He really did. Dumbass.
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Re: Arkansas QB Brandon Allen's Truck
« Reply #23 on: August 28, 2014, 12:54:04 PM »
The majority of Razorback fans are just praying for a bowl game this year.  We still have a long way to go.

Well...your coach isn't thinking this way. Lessons can be learned from Coach Spurrier's coach speak on how good his team is NOT every August. 
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Re: Arkansas QB Brandon Allen's Truck
« Reply #24 on: August 28, 2014, 02:27:45 PM »
Well...your coach isn't thinking this way. Lessons can be learned from Coach Spurrier's coach speak on how good his team is NOT every August.

He's a coach.  They are all full of shit.
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Re: Arkansas QB Brandon Allen's Truck
« Reply #25 on: August 28, 2014, 02:54:28 PM »
Soooo, do you drink zima?
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Re: Arkansas QB Brandon Allen's Truck
« Reply #26 on: August 28, 2014, 02:55:24 PM »
Soooo, do you drink zima?

I used to until they discontinued it.
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Re: Arkansas QB Brandon Allen's Truck
« Reply #27 on: August 28, 2014, 03:16:51 PM »
I used to until they discontinued it.


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« Reply #28 on: August 28, 2014, 03:17:09 PM »
I used to until they discontinued it.

With a Jolly Rancher?
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Re: Arkansas QB Brandon Allen's Truck
« Reply #29 on: August 28, 2014, 03:23:19 PM »
With a Jolly Rancher?

Come on, man.  You know me.
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Re: Arkansas QB Brandon Allen's Truck
« Reply #30 on: August 28, 2014, 03:35:54 PM »
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Arkansas QB Brandon Allen's Truck
« Reply #31 on: August 28, 2014, 03:42:46 PM »
O is for Other, P is for People scratchin' temple
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 It's sorta like another way to call a cat a kitten
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Re: Arkansas QB Brandon Allen's Truck
« Reply #32 on: August 28, 2014, 03:58:30 PM »
I get it now. You guys are talking about penis!
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Re: Arkansas QB Brandon Allen's Truck
« Reply #33 on: August 28, 2014, 04:01:02 PM »
I get it now. You guys are talking about penis!

Who's down with Other People's Penis
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Re: Arkansas QB Brandon Allen's Truck
« Reply #34 on: August 28, 2014, 11:41:14 PM »
I used to until they discontinued it.

They DID??????  Wellllll SHIT.


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Re: Arkansas QB Brandon Allen's Truck
« Reply #35 on: August 31, 2014, 02:26:20 AM »
The director of a state agency in Arkansas sent me an email this morning. 

"We're locked. We're loaded. We're coming. It's gonna get ugly in a hurry for your Tigers. Get ready for a big time butt whipping. Just don't say I didn't warn you." 

Went on to babble about how their defense has our smoke and mirrors trickery figured out and that our defense will be lucky to hold their awesome running game to less than 300 yards. 

They're supremely confident. 

And on another note, I heard an interview with somebody yesterday who said that the Arkansas AD gets almost teary-eyed talking about how that fat bastard "restored the dignity of Arkansas football and made it fun for him again."    And this guy is one of the ones in charge of picking the Final Four?   :facepalm:

Here's how the piggies responded...

"YAY, WE MIGHT WIN!!!"

"WELL...SHIT!!!"
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Re: Arkansas QB Brandon Allen's Truck
« Reply #36 on: September 01, 2014, 11:00:58 AM »
Whoever sent that email to Kaos is a dumass.

The majority of Razorback fans are just praying for a bowl game this year.  We still have a long way to go.

Well, it does appear you were in the moderate stable of fans with this statement. And correct. Some of the few crazy ones Ive seen on Hogville and other sites are of the Black Helicopter variety.

Honestly - what are your thoughts on your team from the game? No trolling here, being serious.

Honest opine here: I think you have a stud stable of Running Backs. Your OL is huge and physical - it will outmatch many DL's Ive seen so far. The TE will present mismatches for some teams. I would like to think you are improved but your schedule is brutal so I am not sure the record will be different. BUT...some of the other SEC teams did underwhelm in week 1. Maybe you win more than you think.
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Re: Arkansas QB Brandon Allen's Truck
« Reply #37 on: September 01, 2014, 12:46:30 PM »
Well, it does appear you were in the moderate stable of fans with this statement. And correct. Some of the few crazy ones Ive seen on Hogville and other sites are of the Black Helicopter variety.

Honestly - what are your thoughts on your team from the game? No trolling here, being serious.

Honest opine here: I think you have a stud stable of Running Backs. Your OL is huge and physical - it will outmatch many DL's Ive seen so far. The TE will present mismatches for some teams. I would like to think you are improved but your schedule is brutal so I am not sure the record will be different. BUT...some of the other SEC teams did underwhelm in week 1. Maybe you win more than you think.

Don't be such an ass kisser they wouldn't do it on Woopig. 

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Re: Arkansas QB Brandon Allen's Truck
« Reply #38 on: September 01, 2014, 10:12:57 PM »
Don't be such an ass kisser they wouldn't do it on Woopig.

Ehhhh he was halfway respectable. And seemed realistic.

Was just curious what he thought AFTER. I guess the silence is golden. Just like VV's showers.
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Re: Arkansas QB Brandon Allen's Truck
« Reply #39 on: September 02, 2014, 10:21:21 AM »
Ehhhh he was halfway respectable. And seemed realistic.

Was just curious what he thought AFTER. I guess the silence is golden. Just like VV's showers.

He's trapped in an elevator.
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