Please allow myself to introduce...myself...

[Stone Tiger]

I don't have a dog, so don't ask.

I don't have a keen car.

I believe in Auburn and love it.

I believe Nick Saban was headed to Texas until Mack Brown screwed him.

I am a man of untold mystery, so please, no pictures.  My pilot's license? It's out back in the Cessna. Or perhaps you're referring to my license to kill? Revoked. Problems at the Kazakhstan border. I'd give you the details, but then I'd have to kill you... which I can't do because my license to kill has been revoked.

I neither watch movies nor read books.

I have a sidekick named Butterfly Sagittarius.

I enjoy pointing and laughing at others, high end bourbon, Auburn sports, random observations of stupid shit around the world and moonlit walks in Chewalca with topless women.

If there is some sort of hazing ritual where we're going to end up naked in a river somewhere, I'll need to arrange for a ride home.

[Saniflush]

I don't have a dog, so don't ask.

I don't have a keen car.

I believe in Auburn and love it.

I believe Nick Saban was headed to Texas until Mack Brown screwed him.

I am a man of untold mystery, so please, no pictures.  My pilot's license? It's out back in the Cessna. Or perhaps you're referring to my license to kill? Revoked. Problems at the Kazakhstan border. I'd give you the details, but then I'd have to kill you... which I can't do because my license to kill has been revoked.

I neither watch movies nor read books.

I have a sidekick named Butterfly Sagittarius.

I enjoy pointing and laughing at others, high end bourbon, Auburn sports, random observations of stupid shit around the world and moonlit walks in Chewalca with topless women.

If there is some sort of hazing ritual where we're going to end up naked in a river somewhere, I'll need to arrange for a ride home.

You get a pass just due to "good bourbon" but you're suspect. What do you mix it with?

[Stone Tiger]

What do you mix it with?

Blasphemy.

[Saniflush]

Blasphemy.

Acceptable answer.  I also would have accepted ice.

[jmar]

This seems all too familiar but go on.

[WiregrassTiger]

I don't have a dog, so don't ask.

I don't have a keen car.

I believe in Auburn and love it.

I believe Nick Saban was headed to Texas until Mack Brown screwed him.

I am a man of untold mystery, so please, no pictures.  My pilot's license? It's out back in the Cessna. Or perhaps you're referring to my license to kill? Revoked. Problems at the Kazakhstan border. I'd give you the details, but then I'd have to kill you... which I can't do because my license to kill has been revoked.

I neither watch movies nor read books.

I have a sidekick named Butterfly Sagittarius.

I enjoy pointing and laughing at others, high end bourbon, Auburn sports, random observations of stupid shoot around the world and moonlit walks in Chewalca with topless women.

If there is some sort of hazing ritual where we're going to end up naked in a river somewhere, I'll need to arrange for a ride home.

How do you feel about the gays getting married and unions? What about lawyers and democrats? Are you a good Christian man? Do you have any black friends? Nice to meet you.

[Tiger Wench]

The International Wanted Manly Man of Mystery slot around here is already filled.

[Buzz Killington]

How do you feel about midgets?  Home schooling?

[GH2001]

You get a pass just due to "good bourbon" but you're suspect. What do you mix it with?

An oxymoron

[Stone Tiger]

How do you feel about the gays getting married and unions? What about lawyers and democrats? Are you a good Christian man? Do you have any black friends? Nice to meet you.

Quite a mixed bag of questions there. 

Gay marriages/unions - Don't support, but really don't care, unless it costs me tax dollars because they get benefits from government employers.

Lawyers/democrats - Too broad of a category to make generalizations.  There are decent folks that come from all backgrounds, no matter how misguided their opinions and lifestyles and career choices are.

There are no good Christian men.  Only those that are saved by grace through faith and know that they are nothing but wretched beings.

Plenty.

[Stone Tiger]

How do you feel about midgets?  Home schooling?

They scare the crap out of me.

There is no better way to inadequately prepare a child for social awkwardness than home schooling.

[AUChizad]

Do you know the girl in the middle of your avatar?

I'm pretty sure I do (did).

[dallaswareagle]

I don't have a keen car.

There is only one and to say you don't have it is fail.


-100

[Stone Tiger]

Do you know the girl in the middle of your avatar?

I'm pretty sure I do (did).

No, I simply found that particular picture to be whimsically delightful, without being trashy.

Or maybe delightfully whimsical.  I've heard it both ways.

You all are asking so many questions, I feel like I am on reddit.

[dallaswareagle]

No, I simply found that particular picture to be whimsically delightful, without being trashy.

Or maybe delightfully whimsical.  I've have had it both ways.

You all are asking so many questions, I feel like I am on reddit.

Welcome to the X.

[djsimp]

Welcome to the X.

has found his new bestes friend.

[dallaswareagle]

has found his new bestes friend.

Can't wait to see the first selfie.

[AUChizad]

No, I simply found that particular picture to be whimsically delightful, without being trashy.

Or maybe delightfully whimsical.  I've heard it both ways.

You all are asking so many questions, I feel like I am on reddit.

i'm about 90% sure I dated her for 2 1/2 years while at Auburn.

[AUJarhead]

You all are asking so many questions, I feel like I am on reddit.

Parris Island or San Diego?

[chinook]

i'm about 90% sure I dated stalked her for 2 1/2 years while at Auburn.

Sounds about right.