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Saban has gone
« on: December 11, 2013, 08:40:06 AM »
to have a bowel movement, after his second cup of decaffeinated coffee at 5:47 a.m. Sources confirmed that Saban took a Tony Robbins motivational book and a can of Glade air freshener.
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Re: Saban has gone
« Reply #1 on: December 11, 2013, 08:46:53 AM »
That's not true.  Saban's shit don't stink.
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Re: Saban has gone
« Reply #2 on: December 11, 2013, 06:06:44 PM »
That's not true.  Saban's shit don't stink.
Exactly.

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Pete Thamel
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Re: Saban has gone
« Reply #3 on: December 11, 2013, 07:40:55 PM »
That's not true.  Saban's shit don't stink.

That is a myth.  For a couple of decades, interviewees for the updyke head coach job had to accurately describe the smell of the bahr's farts to have any chance of being considered for the job.  The next generation of head coaches at the crapstain will have to have the ability to verbally convey the olfactory essence of the short one's flatulence to have any hope of getting the job.  They don't want this widely publicized.  It is bammer u's way of distinguishing the real honest to God ass kissers from those just playing lip service.
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Re: Saban has gone
« Reply #4 on: December 11, 2013, 07:53:13 PM »
Exactly.

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Pete Thamel
GET OFF MY TRAIN!

Sincerely,
Rick Karle, Mike Raita, & Sheldon Haygood
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Re: Saban has gone
« Reply #5 on: December 11, 2013, 07:55:14 PM »
That is a myth.  For a couple of decades, interviewees for the updyke head coach job had to accurately describe the smell of the bahr's farts to have any chance of being considered for the job.  The next generation of head coaches at the crapstain will have to have the ability to verbally convey the olfactory essence of the short one's flatulence to have any hope of getting the job.  They don't want this widely publicized.  It is bammer u's way of distinguishing the real honest to God ass kissers from those just playing lip service.
And this is why dabooo sweeney will be the next coach over there.
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Re: Saban has gone
« Reply #6 on: December 11, 2013, 07:57:24 PM »
And this is why dabooo sweeney will be the next coach over there.
He'd only be a able to talk about his mama's queefs.
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Re: Saban has gone
« Reply #7 on: December 11, 2013, 08:05:07 PM »
He'd only be a able to talk about his mama's queefs.
His mama and AJ's uncle would make a good couple.
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