That's not true. Saban's shit don't stink.
Exactly.Signed,Pete Thamel
That is a myth. For a couple of decades, interviewees for the updyke head coach job had to accurately describe the smell of the bahr's farts to have any chance of being considered for the job. The next generation of head coaches at the crapstain will have to have the ability to verbally convey the olfactory essence of the short one's flatulence to have any hope of getting the job. They don't want this widely publicized. It is bammer u's way of distinguishing the real honest to God ass kissers from those just playing lip service.
And this is why dabooo sweeney will be the next coach over there.
He'd only be a able to talk about his mama's queefs.