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« Reply #20 on: August 26, 2013, 02:43:08 PM »
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« Reply #21 on: August 26, 2013, 03:06:38 PM »
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« Reply #22 on: August 26, 2013, 04:02:43 PM »
NEVER talk to me about my taste in women again.  Ever. 

Unless by "smash" you meant hit it with an axe until it died.
What about from behind and a paper bag over her head and a rubber and a gallon of Listerine? Would that change things?
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« Reply #23 on: August 26, 2013, 04:41:51 PM »
What about from behind and a paper bag over her head and a rubber and a gallon of Listerine? Would that change things?

Nope. 

Do. Not. Want.  Ever.
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« Reply #24 on: August 26, 2013, 06:11:09 PM »
Yeah, I am going to have to side with the "do not want" crowd on this one. That bitch is horrible...
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« Reply #25 on: August 26, 2013, 07:46:30 PM »
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Re: VMA Shocker
« Reply #26 on: August 26, 2013, 07:49:10 PM »
Yeah, I am going to have to side with the "do not want" crowd on this one. That bitch is horrible...

Yeah. What this guy said. She's horrendous.
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« Reply #27 on: August 26, 2013, 08:26:05 PM »
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Re: VMA Shocker
« Reply #28 on: August 27, 2013, 01:10:30 AM »
Fourteen minutes, thirty seconds.
Fourteen minutes, thirty-one seconds.
Fourteen minutes, thirty-two seconds.

Shades of "Rock me Tonight"

But, just like everyone else here, I would hit it until I was shooting dust.
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« Reply #29 on: August 27, 2013, 11:40:59 PM »
You can have my turn, LT.  I wouldn't touch that if she was the last thing on earth and I was commanded to procreate or burn.  I'd just beg for the flames before she turned that nasty stinky butt toward me and began twerking. 

You think that dance was bad, though?  She capitalized on her fame (infamy?) from the performance and self-leaked her new single. 

It may be the worst song I've ever heard. It makes Rebecca Black look like Mariah Carey.  It makes that Japanese American Idol guy look like Sinatra. 

Only if you dare. 

http://www.fishwrapper.com/post/2013/08/27/miley-cyrus-new-song-single-music-23-leak-rapping-wiz-khalifa/
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« Reply #30 on: August 28, 2013, 12:37:07 AM »
Some one say the shocker?
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« Reply #31 on: August 28, 2013, 09:52:54 AM »
You can have my turn, LT.  I wouldn't touch that if she was the last thing on earth and I was commanded to procreate or burn.  I'd just beg for the flames before she turned that nasty stinky butt toward me and began twerking. 

You think that dance was bad, though?  She capitalized on her fame (infamy?) from the performance and self-leaked her new single. 

It may be the worst song I've ever heard. It makes Rebecca Black look like Mariah Carey.  It makes that Japanese American Idol guy look like Sinatra. 

Only if you dare. 

http://www.fishwrapper.com/post/2013/08/27/miley-cyrus-new-song-single-music-23-leak-rapping-wiz-khalifa/
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Re: VMA Shocker
« Reply #32 on: August 28, 2013, 10:00:57 AM »
You can have my turn, LT.  I wouldn't touch that if she was the last thing on earth and I was commanded to procreate or burn.  I'd just beg for the flames before she turned that nasty stinky butt toward me and began twerking. 

You think that dance was bad, though?  She capitalized on her fame (infamy?) from the performance and self-leaked her new single. 

It may be the worst song I've ever heard. It makes Rebecca Black look like Mariah Carey.  It makes that Japanese American Idol guy look like Sinatra. 

Only if you dare. 

http://www.fishwrapper.com/post/2013/08/27/miley-cyrus-new-song-single-music-23-leak-rapping-wiz-khalifa/

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Re: VMA Shocker
« Reply #33 on: August 28, 2013, 10:40:30 AM »
You can have my turn, LT.  I wouldn't touch that if she was the last thing on earth and I was commanded to procreate or burn.  I'd just beg for the flames before she turned that nasty stinky butt toward me and began twerking. 

You think that dance was bad, though?  She capitalized on her fame (infamy?) from the performance and self-leaked her new single. 

It may be the worst song I've ever heard. It makes Rebecca Black look like Mariah Carey.  It makes that Japanese American Idol guy look like Sinatra. 

Only if you dare. 

http://www.fishwrapper.com/post/2013/08/27/miley-cyrus-new-song-single-music-23-leak-rapping-wiz-khalifa/
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Re: VMA Shocker
« Reply #34 on: August 28, 2013, 11:05:48 AM »


As for the would I hit it debate, the high level of freaky shit she would be down for needs to be taken into consideration.
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Re: VMA Shocker
« Reply #35 on: August 28, 2013, 11:11:18 AM »


As for the would I hit it debate, the high level of freaky shoot she would be down for needs to be taken into consideration.
I bet she'd let you nibble off her dung after she shat in your bed. That would be freaky.
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« Reply #36 on: August 28, 2013, 11:25:47 AM »


That is some talent right there.

Especially Lydia down in the corner.
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Re: VMA Shocker
« Reply #37 on: August 28, 2013, 11:28:02 AM »
That is some talent right there.

Especially Lydia down in the corner.

No doubt!  That's what made me laugh about it.
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Re: VMA Shocker
« Reply #38 on: August 28, 2013, 11:56:37 AM »

As for the would I hit it debate, the high level of freaky shit she would be down for needs to be taken into consideration.





If Hank Hill were up for some freaky shit, would you take it into consideration?
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Re: VMA Shocker
« Reply #39 on: August 28, 2013, 12:14:04 PM »
Yeah, I don't know what that outfit was doing but her ass doesn't look like Hank Hill's.


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