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scrimmage 4/6/13

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Re: scrimmage 4/6/13
« Reply #60 on: April 08, 2013, 04:03:29 PM »
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I have no idea about the wins/losses total.  We were such unbelievable suckage last year that I don't know if we really didn't have much talent or the staff was so bad and completely lost the team.  If it's the latter, then just the renewed attitude and game plan on both sides of the ball should double our win total.  In addition, getting guys in the right places should be a big boost. 

But then, what if Patrick Miller and Chad Slade really can't block a damn soul?  What if Jeffrey Whittaker really can't get off a block to save his life?  What if C. McKinzy and K-Frost really are mildly retarded and can't recognize the difference in a Power-I and a spread offense? What if Sammie Coates is never going to catch a football consistently? I just don't know until I see what they do against WSU.

 

All I know for sure is that this is Trovon Reed's breakout year.
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Re: scrimmage 4/6/13
« Reply #61 on: April 08, 2013, 04:06:53 PM »
I can't wait for those drives where we are moving at will against a good defense, then Gus calls the triple reverse and we lose twenty yards!
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Re: scrimmage 4/6/13
« Reply #62 on: April 08, 2013, 04:27:59 PM »
I can't wait for those drives where we are moving at will against a good defense, then Gus calls the triple reverse and we lose twenty yards!

I heard the ticket holders have an app for that. It's a shock collar that Gus wears to the games and the minute he even thinks about stupid shit like that, a button is pressed and he receivers a shock.
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Re: scrimmage 4/6/13
« Reply #63 on: April 08, 2013, 04:49:22 PM »
I can't wait for those drives where we are moving at will against a good defense, then Gus calls the triple reverse and we lose twenty yards!

Agreed. While the overall offense and playcalling should be way ahead of last year's anemic cluster, I still recall many times I asked if he was just pulling the next play out of the bag, regardless of the situation.  Still, if we can start moving the ball and putting points on the board, I won't complain.......much.
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Re: scrimmage 4/6/13
« Reply #64 on: April 08, 2013, 06:58:15 PM »
All I know for sure is that this is Trovon Reed's breakout year.
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Re: scrimmage 4/6/13
« Reply #65 on: April 08, 2013, 07:23:27 PM »
I still recall many times I asked if he was just pulling the next play out of the bag, regardless of the situation.
His playbook was actually a Magic 8 Ball.

True story.
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Re: scrimmage 4/6/13
« Reply #66 on: April 08, 2013, 09:49:02 PM »
All I know for sure is that this is Trovon Reed's breakout year.
He's gonna tear this league up yall.
Yeah I agree with you...much more of this and I'll have to go take a cure. 
We were clowned by MSU last season and a horrible Arky team gave evidence to just how far we had sank. Tennessee at least appears to have more consistent line play than us on both sides of the ball just from the few games I saw them play last season and Arkansas State is laying to bushwhack our asses. Most everyone else save for WSU, W. Carolina and Fla. Atlantic have veteran teams returning with playmakers at key positions and we are nowhere ready to compete at their level.
4-6 wins and I'm guessing 5. Any more than six would be remarkable.
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Re: scrimmage 4/6/13
« Reply #67 on: April 09, 2013, 10:59:59 AM »
Reading into Kris Frost's tweet, I'm thinking one of the coaches tells him, or them: "This ain't my first rodeo."

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never been before..its never really been my thing but theres a first time for everything lets see what this rodeo thing is all about;)
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Re: scrimmage 4/6/13
« Reply #68 on: April 09, 2013, 11:03:00 AM »
Reading into Kris Frost's tweet, I'm thinking one of the coaches tells him, or them: "This ain't my first rodeo."

or this...

http://alphapsirodeo.com/
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Re: scrimmage 4/6/13
« Reply #69 on: April 09, 2013, 11:08:59 AM »
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Re: scrimmage 4/6/13
« Reply #70 on: April 09, 2013, 11:15:22 AM »
You Moo's really know how to put on a rodeo.
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Re: scrimmage 4/6/13
« Reply #71 on: April 09, 2013, 11:17:45 AM »
You Moo's really know how to put on a rodeo.
That's my Pi
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Re: scrimmage 4/6/13
« Reply #72 on: April 09, 2013, 11:18:48 AM »
or this...

http://alphapsirodeo.com/

Fuck me...Tickets?  This thing has come a long way.  I don't remember having to purchase no tickets.
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Re: scrimmage 4/6/13
« Reply #73 on: April 09, 2013, 11:20:19 AM »
Fuck me...Tickets?  This thing has come a long way.  I don't remember having to purchase no tickets.

I thought the same thing.  You just showed up with a cooler full of beer.
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Re: scrimmage 4/6/13
« Reply #74 on: April 09, 2013, 11:34:46 AM »
His playbook was actually a Magic 8 Ball.

True story.
Is Gus on the cocaine? Far out.
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Re: scrimmage 4/6/13
« Reply #75 on: April 09, 2013, 11:37:50 AM »
Sources say Kris Frost to join the PBR Tour
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Re: scrimmage 4/6/13
« Reply #76 on: April 09, 2013, 08:12:09 PM »
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Re: scrimmage 4/6/13
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Re: scrimmage 4/6/13
« Reply #78 on: April 11, 2013, 09:31:41 AM »
Reading into Kris Frost's tweet, I'm thinking one of the coaches tells him, or them: "This ain't my first rodeo."
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« Reply #79 on: April 11, 2013, 10:35:28 AM »
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