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North Korea Ends Non-Aggression Pact

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Re: North Korea Ends Non-Aggression Pact
« Reply #40 on: March 29, 2013, 04:30:56 PM »
Does anyone know how old is too old to get called up by Uncle Sam if we reinstate the draft? And, can an enlarged penis get you out of serving?

Does being gay still get you out of getting drafted? 

Or you could try to Man the fuck up?
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Re: North Korea Ends Non-Aggression Pact
« Reply #41 on: March 29, 2013, 04:49:22 PM »
Or you could try to Man the fuck up?

The fuck you say. Man up and fight wars for fucking Israel? No fucking way in hell. I did my time, and it's over.
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Re: North Korea Ends Non-Aggression Pact
« Reply #42 on: March 29, 2013, 04:50:41 PM »
Or you could try to Man the fudge up?
Easy for an average size penised man to say. Waddling around in the North Korean snow with a congenitally enlarged dick would not be so easy.
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Re: North Korea Ends Non-Aggression Pact
« Reply #43 on: March 29, 2013, 04:54:04 PM »
Easy for an average size penised man to say. Waddling around in the North Korean snow with a congenitally enlarged dick would not be so easy.

So you get a little case of frostbite on your pecker.  No big deal, just get a little cut off and you'll be fine.  Don't let em get your balls though, or you will be Snaggletiger.
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Re: North Korea Ends Non-Aggression Pact
« Reply #44 on: March 29, 2013, 04:56:16 PM »
The fuck you say. Man up and fight wars for fucking Israel? No fucking way in hell. I did my time, and it's over.

You should probably just stay on your meds.
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« Reply #45 on: March 29, 2013, 05:01:37 PM »
You should probably just stay on your meds.
I am, but still don't give two shits whether Israel remains on the map or not.
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Re: North Korea Ends Non-Aggression Pact
« Reply #46 on: March 29, 2013, 05:37:49 PM »
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Re: North Korea Ends Non-Aggression Pact
« Reply #47 on: April 01, 2013, 11:21:33 AM »
Somebody help me here?  Where in this discussion are we talking about Israel?   Am I taking crazy pills?
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Re: North Korea Ends Non-Aggression Pact
« Reply #48 on: April 01, 2013, 11:27:20 AM »
Somebody help me here?  Where in this discussion are we talking about Israel?   Am I taking crazy pills?

These are not the droids you are looking for.
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« Reply #49 on: April 01, 2013, 12:22:39 PM »
Somebody help me here?  Where in this discussion are we talking about Israel?   Am I taking crazy pills?
Does it have to be spelled out for you? Jeesh Louise. The discussion was about North Korea ending the nonaggression pact with South Korea. How could this discussion not involve the existence of the Jewish state 5,000 miles away? Logically, it's implied if not stated.
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Re: North Korea Ends Non-Aggression Pact
« Reply #50 on: April 01, 2013, 12:24:34 PM »
Somebody help me here?  Where in this discussion are we talking about Israel?   Am I taking crazy pills?

AIPAC dictates our foreign policy. Bushco named North Korea in the axis of evil.

http://www.ipsnews.net/2006/03/politics-israel-lobby-dictates-us-policy-study-charges/

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Re: North Korea Ends Non-Aggression Pact
« Reply #51 on: April 01, 2013, 12:27:27 PM »
AIPAC dictates our foreign policy.

http://www.ipsnews.net/2006/03/politics-israel-lobby-dictates-us-policy-study-charges/

No it doesn't.

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Re: North Korea Ends Non-Aggression Pact
« Reply #52 on: April 01, 2013, 12:31:13 PM »
No it doesn't.

It's the Queen, the Vatican, the Gettys, the Rothschilds, and Colonel Sanders before he went tets-up. Oh, I hated the Colonel with is wee beady eyes! And that smug look on his face, "Oh, you're gonna buy my chicken! Ohhhhh!"

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« Reply #53 on: April 01, 2013, 12:36:17 PM »
F-22's and B-2's are on the ground.  The US has now deployed our two most expensive air assets to the region.  If the north launches or sets foot on the DMZ every missile site and munitions dump will be a big smoking hole within 45 minutes.  The US's first unquestionably justified war since WW2 will be strategically over within an hour.
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Re: North Korea Ends Non-Aggression Pact
« Reply #54 on: April 01, 2013, 12:38:59 PM »
F-22's and B-2's are on the ground.  The US has now deployed our two most expensive air assets to the region.  If the north launches or sets foot on the DMZ every missile site and munitions dump will be a big smoking hole within 45 minutes.  The US's first unquestionably justified war since WW2 will be strategically over within an hour.
I sure hope that it doesn't come to this BUT somebody has to stop these guys from getting nukes that fly.
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Re: North Korea Ends Non-Aggression Pact
« Reply #55 on: April 01, 2013, 12:44:02 PM »
When I served, we had Team Spirit (Team Spirit exercises stopped in 1995 I believe) every year about his time of year. The North would always go on alert during that time. That's all this is. The media goes overboard when the government wants us distracted from the real crisis, Cyprus.



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Re: North Korea Ends Non-Aggression Pact
« Reply #56 on: April 01, 2013, 12:53:01 PM »
Read an article a few days ago basically saying N. Korea doing something was more likely than not, simply because the fat ass little dictator has run his pie-hole so much that he almost has to do something to save face and/or prove he has the balls to back up his talk. 

   
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Re: North Korea Ends Non-Aggression Pact
« Reply #57 on: April 01, 2013, 12:58:41 PM »
Read an article a few days ago basically saying N. Korea doing something was more likely than not, simply because the fat ass little dictator has run his pie-hole so much that he almost has to do something to save face and/or prove he has the balls to back up his talk. 

 

The little fat ass might find himself skewered on a spit before it's all over. Those folks are starving and he's plump enough to BBQ.

Satire: http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2013/04/citing-exhaustion-kim-jong-un-to-stop-threatening-world-on-weekends.html
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Re: North Korea Ends Non-Aggression Pact
« Reply #58 on: April 03, 2013, 12:31:19 PM »
Forget N. Korea and any draft. We will all have to join some sort of militia to fight off the blue helmets before too long. It will not be an outside force that causes our destruction. That force is already in place in DC and teaming up with the UN.

This NK stuff is just a diversion.
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Re: North Korea Ends Non-Aggression Pact
« Reply #59 on: April 03, 2013, 03:03:03 PM »
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