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The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)

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Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
« Reply #20 on: February 12, 2013, 09:38:59 AM »
Ms. Stormie Henderson signed a softball scholarship and participated in a recent Alabama pageant.  I'm at work, so I'm not going to post too much.  But you have the googles.

She was the getaway driver for the felony 4?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
« Reply #23 on: February 12, 2013, 10:11:59 AM »
Glad that I don't know where Spruce Pine is...

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Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
« Reply #24 on: February 12, 2013, 10:17:00 AM »
Stormie likes teh photoshops

I bet that's not the only thing she likes.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
« Reply #25 on: February 12, 2013, 10:29:14 AM »
I like how this wasn't reported in the media at all.
THIS.

Now that this arrest story was unavoidable, AL.com slips in "Oh, yeah, by the way, this kid got arrested the night before too..."

How many other arrests are going on that Saban doesn't want us to know about?

Also love the AL.com headline "As Many As Four Arrested..." If it were Auburn players it would have been "At Least Four Arrested..."
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Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
« Reply #26 on: February 12, 2013, 10:34:43 AM »
What kinda loose ship is Saban running over there in W. Vance? Sounds like a culture exists where athletes can just do whatever they want.
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Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
« Reply #27 on: February 12, 2013, 10:35:26 AM »
Glad that I don't know where Spruce Pine is...



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Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
« Reply #28 on: February 12, 2013, 10:39:25 AM »
Bammer radio host this morning still has not released the names or what happened. He only said..."These were not starters so no big deal there and it looks like Bama will have more scholarships available than was first thought."

Phoney Curry and Gay Farter talked about how good it was this happened in the offseason because it wouldn't be too much of a distraction.

Nah, no big deal.  These kids just fucked up their future, but goddammit at least we have room to take in all the recruits we wanted.  Wooo-hhhoooo RTR PAWAALLLLLLLLLL!   Pawlllllllll, itch a gud thang dem boys dun got rested in the offseason dun you thank?  Don't need no stractions like that durin the seeson Pawllllll. 

Not a single one of those fucktards will look at this like a bad/sad thing.  When the Felony Four came up I never once thought, "More scholarship room" or "Good thing it was the offseason so they don't lose focus".   My first thought was "how sad that a kid who has it all in front of him fucks it up."   

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Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
« Reply #29 on: February 12, 2013, 10:40:48 AM »
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Stephanie Taylor ‏@TNews_Steph
Eddie Williams told police that he attacked the second victim while Hayes and Pettway stood by. Knocked him unconscious and stole his wallet


Time for the least important team members to start taking blame....
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Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
« Reply #30 on: February 12, 2013, 10:41:08 AM »
Dumbasses.

I'm surprised that one of them is Pettway.  I know his HS coach, and he had nothing but good to say about the kid.

I have seen HS coaches talk a kid up that you would have thought he was holier than the Pope when he knew as well as everyone else what a shit head the kid was.  Not surprised he talked good about a former player.
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Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
« Reply #31 on: February 12, 2013, 10:57:30 AM »
Delicious irony.

The players knocked two people unconscious, then stole their wallets (to buy snacks) and...wait for it...

A laptop.

As in, actually, physically stealing a laptop, as in not unknowingly purchasing a stolen laptop from thug POSes like them.
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Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
« Reply #32 on: February 12, 2013, 11:03:34 AM »
Calloway released on $5000 bond.
Pettway $60000
Hayes $60000
Williams $65000

I'm sure they've been saving up their scholarship stipends to cover events such as these.
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Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
« Reply #33 on: February 12, 2013, 11:13:37 AM »
Calloway released on $5000 bond.
Pettway $60000
Williams $65000

I'm sure they've been saving up their scholarship stipends to cover events such as these.

Calloway would have only needed $500 to make that.  The others would have needed $6000, and $6,500.  In theory anyway.  Some bondsmen will give you payment plans.  I expect that if you're a bammer player, they give that extra benefit. 
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Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
« Reply #34 on: February 12, 2013, 11:15:45 AM »

The players knocked two people unconscious, then stole their wallets (to buy snacks)

The munchies can be hell...
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Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
« Reply #35 on: February 12, 2013, 11:32:09 AM »
The munchies can be hell...

Spice will do that to you.
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Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
« Reply #36 on: February 12, 2013, 11:34:14 AM »
Spice will do that to you.

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Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
« Reply #37 on: February 12, 2013, 11:37:53 AM »
Honey Badger Peaches' Boy don't give a shit!

They be sippin' on some sizzurp.
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Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
« Reply #38 on: February 12, 2013, 12:21:00 PM »
Does anyone know if Auburn's four geniuses posted bail? 
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