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LSWho - Bamtards
« on: November 03, 2012, 08:58:35 PM »
By Gawd I have just seen history.  The mighty crimpshit turds just got flagged for offensive holding.  I can now die in peace, I have seen everything now.
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Re: LSWho - Bamtards
« Reply #1 on: November 03, 2012, 09:09:00 PM »
It's a Festivus miracle!
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Re: LSWho - Bamtards
« Reply #2 on: November 03, 2012, 09:15:54 PM »
Oh so this is what football looks like.
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Re: LSWho - Bamtards
« Reply #3 on: November 03, 2012, 09:28:17 PM »
I'm so sick of watching teams go full retard when playing Alabama. 
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Re: LSWho - Bamtards
« Reply #4 on: November 03, 2012, 09:29:49 PM »
Best team money can buy (see CyKo and Yeldon, et al)
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Re: LSWho - Bamtards
« Reply #5 on: November 03, 2012, 09:37:33 PM »
Should have punted.  Bama scores here, it's over. 

Edit - scores a touchdown.
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Re: LSWho - Bamtards
« Reply #6 on: November 03, 2012, 09:47:55 PM »
Should have punted.  Bama scores here, it's over. 

Edit - scores a touchdown.
Yup,  you're so right.
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« Reply #7 on: November 03, 2012, 09:50:15 PM »
Bama gets the ball at the half. 

LSU had them right where they wanted them but turned into a team full of Downs Syndrome kids with a mentally retarded head coach and here comes the GOAT bullshit. 
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Re: LSWho - Bamtards
« Reply #8 on: November 03, 2012, 10:01:29 PM »
Looks like I'm not gonna get my wish (to see the bamtards get beat), so fuck it I'm gonna watch a movie.
Fuck Bama, this ones for you assholes
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Re: LSWho - Bamtards
« Reply #9 on: November 03, 2012, 10:18:07 PM »
Looks like I'm not gonna get my wish (to see the bamtards get beat), so fuck it I'm gonna watch a movie.
Fuck Bama, this ones for you assholes
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Well just think how close it is if Mettenburger doesn't complete those passes.
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« Reply #10 on: November 03, 2012, 10:47:44 PM »
It's shit like that.  Two three and outs against their offense and a great drive for a touchdown and you fucking onside kick it?  WHY?  Now they have great field position. 

Sure, if it worked, it's genius, but I don't think it was worth the gamble. 
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Re: LSWho - Bamtards
« Reply #11 on: November 03, 2012, 10:54:23 PM »
Well, one positive- McCarron is losing any chance at winning the Heisman tonight. 
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Re: LSWho - Bamtards
« Reply #12 on: November 03, 2012, 11:12:38 PM »
Well, one positive- McCarron is losing any chance at winning the Heisman tonight.
This loss is going to be squarely on his shoulders as well.  If he doesn't fuck that exchange up, Bama scores, ballgame.  Instead of being the rock of the offense, he has been the liability tonight.  He has gone full retard tonight.  With the way LSU is running the ball, you can't keep going 3 and out and expect your defense to hold firm.  Just isn't going to happen.

Alabama secondary may be equally as culpable.
« Last Edit: November 03, 2012, 11:14:28 PM by RWS »
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Re: LSWho - Bamtards
« Reply #13 on: November 03, 2012, 11:18:47 PM »
It's also interesting to see how effective LSU has been when they've played normal, sound football.  No scared pee wee shit.  No stupid risks.  Just solid play calling and consistent execution. 

Makes me wonder how different these past few seasons would have been if more teams were playing smart football instead of going full retard every time they play Bama. 
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Re: LSWho - Bamtards
« Reply #14 on: November 03, 2012, 11:20:33 PM »
Also, that 4th down call was going right back into retard ode.  Hill's been diving for three yards very run.  Why a jumbled sneak with an obvious wildcat call?
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Re: LSWho - Bamtards
« Reply #15 on: November 03, 2012, 11:24:53 PM »
Alabama's second half offense looks familiar.   
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« Reply #16 on: November 03, 2012, 11:45:45 PM »
This may seal it for me.  I'm getting real sick of football.  Fucking Yeldon...
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Re: LSWho - Bamtards
« Reply #17 on: November 03, 2012, 11:54:28 PM »
John Chavis should be shot in the head for that last drive. 1:30 on the clock? Gee I bet they might try to work the sidelines.
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Re: LSWho - Bamtards
« Reply #18 on: November 03, 2012, 11:55:25 PM »
That loss belongs solely to Chavis.  The LSU defense was smothering bama...and then he drops into a bullshit prevent?

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Re: LSWho - Bamtards
« Reply #19 on: November 03, 2012, 11:57:45 PM »
Am I a bad fan for marking that as a loss 8 minutes out?  Maybe.  But I don't think many Alabama fans thought Bama would pull that one out.  As much as AJ fucked them and choked the whole game, he had some nuts on that last drive.  Unbelievable finish.  A true freshman that damn near didn't even come to Alabama made a great play to seal the deal.  Crazy.

Tip of the hat to LSU.  They were pissed about the NCG, and it showed.  They are one of the few teams in the country that can go toe-to-toe, punch for punch with Alabama for 12 rounds.  They have the talent to beat anybody in the country.  As hard as those guys fought in that game, it's sad that the coaches are the reason that they lost.  Miles made stupid risk after stupid risk when he didn't even have to.  While Alabama never really immediately capitalized on those stupid risks, it came to a head at the end of the game.  This game reminds me of the Auburn vs. LSU games I used to love watching when Tuberville was at AU.  If I didn't have to be at work at 6am tomorrow, I would probably be shitfaced hammered right now.
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