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Word on da Skreets, regarding the soon to be coaching search...

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Word on da Skreets, regarding the soon to be coaching search...
« on: November 02, 2012, 04:11:57 PM »
A name keeps popping that a lot of fans might be happy to hear, and it's not Bobby Petrino...Chizad might not like it, though.

Sean Payton
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Re: Word on da Skreets, regarding the soon to be coaching search...
« Reply #1 on: November 02, 2012, 04:17:32 PM »
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Re: Word on da Skreets, regarding the soon to be coaching search...
« Reply #2 on: November 02, 2012, 04:21:50 PM »
Bull.  Shit.
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Re: Word on da Skreets, regarding the soon to be coaching search...
« Reply #3 on: November 02, 2012, 04:26:31 PM »
Fuck Yeah!!!  Puttin' dat bounty on Sabbin's ass!
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Re: Word on da Skreets, regarding the soon to be coaching search...
« Reply #4 on: November 02, 2012, 04:28:56 PM »
Fuck Yeah!!!  Puttin' dat bounty on Sabbin's ass!

A hundred bucks of my own money for the first of my guys who really nails that creep.
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Re: Word on da Skreets, regarding the soon to be coaching search...
« Reply #5 on: November 02, 2012, 04:56:58 PM »
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Re: Word on da Skreets, regarding the soon to be coaching search...
« Reply #6 on: November 02, 2012, 06:03:44 PM »
Morgan Freeman doing play by play also?
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Re: Word on da Skreets, regarding the soon to be coaching search...
« Reply #7 on: November 02, 2012, 06:05:17 PM »
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Re: Word on da Skreets, regarding the soon to be coaching search...
« Reply #8 on: November 02, 2012, 06:06:09 PM »
Not a fucking chance Peyton comes here.

He will be a golden god in NO once the suspension is over...shit, he's just about that status now.
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Re: Word on da Skreets, regarding the soon to be coaching search...
« Reply #9 on: November 02, 2012, 06:12:19 PM »
Not a fucking chance Peyton comes here.

He will be a golden god in NO once the suspension is over...shit, he's just about that status now.
My skreets indicate he will coach both Auburn and the Saints.
 
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Re: Word on da Skreets, regarding the soon to be coaching search...
« Reply #10 on: November 02, 2012, 06:24:32 PM »
If Auburn hires Sean Payton as their coarch, I will eat a rotten tomato off of Kaos' bare ass.  Prowler, this is one of the dumbest rumors from your skreets ever.
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Re: Word on da Skreets, regarding the soon to be coaching search...
« Reply #11 on: November 02, 2012, 06:32:11 PM »
If Auburn hires Sean Payton as their coarch, I will eat a rotten tomato off of Kaos' bare ass.  Prowler, this is one of the dumbest rumors from your skreets ever.
Although the chances Prowler's "skreetz" are as full of shit as a Canadian goose (shocker) stand at 99.989%, this offer needs to be pinned. I'm officially on the 0.011% bandwagon.
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Re: Word on da Skreets, regarding the soon to be coaching search...
« Reply #12 on: November 02, 2012, 06:47:30 PM »
If JJ makes that happen, he saved his job.  I seriously doubt it, but would love to see it.
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Re: Word on da Skreets, regarding the soon to be coaching search...
« Reply #13 on: November 02, 2012, 08:03:24 PM »
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Re: Word on da Skreets, regarding the soon to be coaching search...
« Reply #14 on: November 03, 2012, 06:56:33 AM »
If JJ makes that happen, he saved his job.  I seriously doubt it, but would love to see it.
Jacobs won't be around to make the coaching decision.

Btw, I'm not saying that's the coach that'll be hired, just saying that his name is popping up, don't go full retard. Also Coach Gundy, Coach Kelly & Coach Fisher are also popping up.

If I had to bet...we'll hire someone like Willie Taggart.
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Re: Word on da Skreets, regarding the soon to be coaching search...
« Reply #15 on: November 03, 2012, 09:14:25 AM »
Jacobs won't be around to make the coaching decision.

Btw, I'm not saying that's the coach that'll be hired, just saying that his name is popping up, don't go full retard. Also Coach Gundy, Coach Kelly & Coach Fisher are also popping up.

If I had to bet...we'll hire someone like Willie Taggart.
I seriously doubt a man, the king of the west coast or sittin' pretty in Tallahassee are coming to Auburn. That's a no on Paul Rhoades too because he's coaching in his backyard.

my personal favorites:

1 ) Bobby Petrino is the best choice but the goody two shoes crowd had rather suffer 0-? than hire a job jumping scoundrel.
Hell they had rather have Butch Davis. Not sure how it works but it has to be in the letters of Paul to the Romans or ... a re-written biblical event to suit them.

2 ) Gary Patterson TCU age 51, 114-33 13 years-Auburn needs to at least make a run at him. 

3 ) Jim Leavitt 49ers, USF age 56, 95-57 13 years-Teacher, builder, tenacious recruiter but comes with an asterisk.
     Yeah this guy was Gruden's suggestion for ASU before they chose Graham. 

I'm okay with Strong or Freeze but Louisville is Arky's supplier and the Reb's are finally over Tubs.  I'm sure there are those fans wanting Malzahn or even Tubs back.  I don't want someone trying to cut their teeth here or a guy that may be on the verge of losing his zest for winning. (this is a tough conf.)
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Re: Word on da Skreets, regarding the soon to be coaching search...
« Reply #16 on: November 03, 2012, 09:30:10 AM »
LOLz @ this thread!
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Re: Word on da Skreets, regarding the soon to be coaching search...
« Reply #17 on: November 03, 2012, 09:32:35 AM »
LOLz @ this thread!
What ?...we always have Andy Reid to fall back on.
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Re: Word on da Skreets, regarding the soon to be coaching search...
« Reply #18 on: November 03, 2012, 09:45:35 AM »
Not saying it is Sean Payton but I think the Prowler is on the right track.

Judging by what I've read on the net, I believe the coaching search is shaking down like this:

There are several groups with money and each of them has their own guy. One group is wanting Jimbo. Another group wants Petrino. There is another faction that wants to interview Strong and several others. However there is one coach, whose name we don't know, that IS INTERESTED in the job and everyone would be on board with. Supposedly the said coaches name hasn't even been discussed by fans yet and his hire would stun the fanbase in a positive way. Word is we would pay this guy around 7 mil a year and that if hired he would be either be 1or 2 of the top coaches in the SEC and thats including the little one. When it comes to the wow factor, the said hire would be on the same level as when the goat fuckers hired the little one and he isn't just a pipe dream. He is supposedly the #1 candidate and the PTB are determined to make it happen.


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Re: Word on da Skreets, regarding the soon to be coaching search...
« Reply #19 on: November 03, 2012, 09:53:27 AM »
I'll believe it when I see it.
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