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« Reply #80 on: October 30, 2012, 03:39:03 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on October 30, 2012, 03:38:22 PM
I heard one of the grounds crew in our area bitchin because one of the females went #2 in there little port-a-potty and it clearly said (No waste).

How do they know it was a female?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #81 on: October 30, 2012, 03:40:08 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on October 30, 2012, 03:37:54 PM
My head still hurts.

Some sacrifices have to made for an epic party.


 
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« Reply #82 on: October 30, 2012, 03:41:02 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on October 30, 2012, 03:39:03 PM
How do they know it was a female?

The stand up potty was the female bathroom. At least that is what it said on the outside.
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

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« Reply #83 on: October 30, 2012, 03:48:47 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on October 30, 2012, 03:41:02 PM
The stand up potty was the female bathroom. At least that is what it said on the outside.

So next question....Is pissing not waste?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #84 on: October 30, 2012, 04:18:20 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on October 30, 2012, 03:48:47 PM
So next question....Is pissing not waste?

It may have said solid waste-My vision was getting a little blurry as the day drinking went on. 
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

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« Reply #85 on: October 30, 2012, 04:28:20 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on October 30, 2012, 03:48:47 PM
So next question....Is pissing not waste?

There's waste and then there's waste. That midget stunk it up.
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« Reply #86 on: October 30, 2012, 04:37:52 PM »
Quote from: GH2001 on October 30, 2012, 04:28:20 PM
There's waste and then there's waste. That midget stunk it up.

Midget shit-Only on the X.

Which bring the questions.

Do they have midget farts and do they only stink a little?
Is regular toilet paper too big for them?
Has a midget every clogged a regular American Standard?
If a midget took a laxative would they have midget diarrhea?
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« Reply #87 on: October 30, 2012, 04:40:40 PM »
Why can't midgets wear tampons?

Becasue they keep stepping on the string.
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« Reply #88 on: October 30, 2012, 04:46:10 PM »
If your dating a midget and she ask if you would like a little pussy. She means it.
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« Reply #89 on: October 30, 2012, 05:00:26 PM »
Why are gay midgets so appealing?


They can suck a dick standing up!
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« Reply #90 on: October 30, 2012, 05:01:55 PM »
Why did the man seek counseling after finger banging a midget?

He didn't know he could stoop so low.
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« Reply #91 on: October 30, 2012, 06:40:32 PM »
VV can confirm the last several posts.
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« Reply #92 on: October 30, 2012, 07:03:09 PM »
Quote from: GH2001 on October 30, 2012, 06:40:32 PM
VV can confirm the last several posts.

Not only can I confirm them, but I'll demonstrate them for a nominal fee.
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« Reply #93 on: October 30, 2012, 07:07:38 PM »
Quote from: Vandy Vol on October 30, 2012, 07:03:09 PM
Not only can I confirm them, but I'll demonstrate them for a nominal fee.

3 ways, midgets with boots, big black men, booze, chicks taking dumps - would have been like heaven for you. Only thing missing was a dildo.
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« Reply #94 on: October 30, 2012, 07:10:12 PM »
Quote from: GH2001 on October 30, 2012, 07:07:38 PM
3 ways, midgets with boots, big black men, booze, chicks taking dumps - would have been like heaven for you. Only thing missing was a dildo.

Missing?  I never leave home without a dildo.
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« Reply #95 on: October 30, 2012, 07:12:49 PM »
Quote from: Vandy Vol on October 30, 2012, 07:10:12 PM
Missing?  I never leave home without a dildo.

A big jelly dong fits perfectly in a jansport back satchel. Convenient yet inconspicuous.
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« Reply #96 on: October 30, 2012, 07:22:29 PM »
:hop:

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« Reply #97 on: October 30, 2012, 08:07:53 PM »
Quote from: GH2001 on October 30, 2012, 07:07:38 PM
3 ways, midgets with boots, big black men, booze, chicks taking dumps - would have been like heaven for you. Only thing missing was a dildo.

Lets just say the mrs travels well.
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« Reply #98 on: October 30, 2012, 08:10:48 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on October 29, 2012, 03:48:38 PM
She was shagalicious, baby

Speaking of: who was the new girl-wearing the Auburn jersey? She was HAWT-SHe married?
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« Reply #99 on: October 30, 2012, 08:48:55 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on October 30, 2012, 08:10:48 PM
Speaking of: who was the new girl-wearing the Auburn jersey? She was HAWT-SHe married?
Step back jack! She's mine.
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