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Man killed imitating Bigfoot.

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Man killed imitating Bigfoot.
« on: August 28, 2012, 05:22:29 PM »
Alkyhol reportedly may have been involved. I could see how easily this could happen.

"A Montana man was struck and killed by cars Sunday night while trying to hoax a Bigfoot sighting. The Montana Highway Patrol reported that Randy Lee Tenley of Kalispell was pronounced dead at the scene on U.S. Highway 93 south of Kalispell after being hit by two cars consecutively.
 
Tenley was wearing a military-style ghillie suit, which is a type of camouflage that resembles vegetation or foliage. Police interviewed Tenley's friends to determine why he would be wearing a full-length dark ghillie suit in the right-hand lane of the highway at night, and were apparently told of Tenley's nocturnal Bigfoot-inspired mischief."

http://news.yahoo.com/bigfoot-hoaxer-killed-accident-121533221.html
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Re: Man killed imitating Bigfoot.
« Reply #1 on: August 28, 2012, 05:40:15 PM »
Hey y'all watch this.



Thinning of the herd.
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Re: Man killed imitating Bigfoot.
« Reply #2 on: August 28, 2012, 07:51:49 PM »
Hey y'all watch this.



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Yep. Unfortunately, I could see myself attempting this after one too many whiskey dranks.
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Re: Man killed imitating Bigfoot.
« Reply #3 on: August 28, 2012, 08:34:50 PM »
This has to at least be a Darwin Award finalist.
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Re: Man killed imitating Bigfoot.
« Reply #4 on: August 28, 2012, 09:25:18 PM »
This wouldn't have happened if Randy Lee Tenley had disguised himself as a Yeti.
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Re: Man killed imitating Bigfoot.
« Reply #5 on: August 28, 2012, 10:17:37 PM »
Alkyhol reportedly may have been involved. I could see how easily this could happen.

"A Montana man was struck and killed by cars Sunday night while trying to hoax a Bigfoot sighting. The Montana Highway Patrol reported that Randy Lee Tenley of Kalispell was pronounced dead at the scene on U.S. Highway 93 south of Kalispell after being hit by two cars consecutively.
 
Tenley was wearing a military-style ghillie suit, which is a type of camouflage that resembles vegetation or foliage. Police interviewed Tenley's friends to determine why he would be wearing a full-length dark ghillie suit in the right-hand lane of the highway at night, and were apparently told of Tenley's nocturnal Bigfoot-inspired mischief."

http://news.yahoo.com/bigfoot-hoaxer-killed-accident-121533221.html

I bet you come out of police academy thinking you are ready for anything and should expect everything.  And then you have to interview people about something like this.  I bet the line of questioning went something like, "So......how long has your buddy been retarded?"
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Re: Man killed imitating Bigfoot.
« Reply #6 on: August 29, 2012, 07:07:20 AM »
Yep. Unfortunately, I could see myself attempting this after one too many whiskey dranks.

The real question is how do you drink your whiskey?
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Re: Man killed imitating Bigfoot.
« Reply #7 on: August 29, 2012, 08:04:18 AM »
The real question is how do you drink your whiskey?
Either from the bottle or with a splash of Sun Drop. Is there any other way?
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Re: Man killed imitating Bigfoot.
« Reply #8 on: August 29, 2012, 08:08:35 AM »
« Last Edit: August 29, 2012, 08:17:57 AM by Saniflush »
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Re: Man killed imitating Bigfoot.
« Reply #9 on: August 29, 2012, 12:44:47 PM »
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Re: Man killed imitating Bigfoot.
« Reply #10 on: August 29, 2012, 12:46:33 PM »
Aaaaannnnd the quote function claims another victim.
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« Reply #11 on: August 29, 2012, 01:03:40 PM »
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Re: Man killed imitating Bigfoot.
« Reply #12 on: August 29, 2012, 01:05:29 PM »


You're damn right I ordered the Diet Code Red
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Re: Man killed imitating Bigfoot.
« Reply #13 on: August 29, 2012, 02:27:36 PM »
Either from the bottle or with a splash of Sun Drop. Is there any other way?

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Re: Man killed imitating Bigfoot.
« Reply #14 on: August 29, 2012, 06:13:01 PM »
with a splash of Sun Drop. Is there any other way?
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Re: Man killed imitating Bigfoot.
« Reply #15 on: August 29, 2012, 07:41:44 PM »
Aaaaannnnd the quote function claims another victim.

Suck it, coke boy.
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Re: Man killed imitating Bigfoot.
« Reply #16 on: August 29, 2012, 07:43:00 PM »


Thats going into the goodfornuttin pics for future Snaggle badgering purposes.
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Re: Man killed imitating Bigfoot.
« Reply #17 on: August 29, 2012, 09:50:30 PM »
Either from the bottle or with a splash of Sun DropVagasil. Is there any other way?

Fixt for you Tappy
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Re: Man killed imitating Bigfoot.
« Reply #18 on: August 29, 2012, 11:41:13 PM »
Either from the bottle or with a splash of Sun Drop. Is there any other way?
You're killin me Smalls!!
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Re: Man killed imitating Bigfoot.
« Reply #19 on: August 29, 2012, 11:58:02 PM »
It makes my cold black heart glow a faint amber hue to know that most of my fellow X'ers know how to properly enjoy their whiskey.
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