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[djsimp]

**sigh** and I had such high hopes...

With that post, back to noobie obscurity you go...

EXCUSED.

I think he had the wrong kind of oral intercourse in mind.

[Tiger Wench]

I think he had the wrong kind of oral intercourse in mind.

He needs to work on his subtlety, and maybe try and figure out who he's talking to before popping off with "Tigers like it rough...".

Maybe one of you guys could lend him some leather bound books or get him some mahogany air freshner or something.

[Snaggletiger]

**sigh** and I had such high hopes...

With that post, back to noobie obscurity you go...

EXCUSED.

Reminds me of several years back, my buddy and I went to one of those meet and greets with Bobby Bowden down in the Hassee'.  They were serving copious amounts of alkeyhawl and we were partaking of the same.  On the way home, we got the great idea of hitting the local Hassee' Hooters.  It was a week night and late so there were far more hooters than customers.  We literally had 5-6 girls there sitting down with us and we two drunk guys were more than happy for the attention.  We got into a discussion about the best way to pour up a beer.  One of the Hooter babes shows us how she pours it and my buddy blurts out, "That bitch likes it hard and fast".

Alone...um, check please.

I just stared at him in disbelief...What? did I say something? 

[Buzz Killington]

I'm not sharing my air freshener with a noob.

[dallaswareagle]

I don't beleive we have but I love being called darlin', darlin'. I'm the WiregrassTiger and Tigers like it rough.

Time to head back to YOUR man cave:

 

[djsimp]

He needs to work on his subtlety, and maybe try and figure out who he's talking to before popping off with "Tigers like it rough...".

Maybe one of you guys could lend him some leather bound books or get him some mahogany air freshner or something.

He underestimates the power of the tongue. Too much talk, not enough action.

[WiregrassTiger]

He needs to work on his subtlety, and maybe try and figure out who he's talking to before popping off with "Tigers like it rough...".

Maybe one of you guys could lend him some leather bound books or get him some mahogany air freshner or something.

They make leather books?

[dallaswareagle]

He underestimates the power of the  Too much talk, not enough action.

My wife makes sure that is one of my strongest muscle group.

[Snaggletiger]

He underestimates the power of the tongue. Too much talk, not enough action.

We're havin' Colonel Lingus for dinnah

[WiregrassTiger]

Time to head back to YOUR man cave:

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[Snaggletiger]

Time to head back to YOUR man cave:

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[dallaswareagle]

yuk, yuk, yuk,...snort. Damn uz is funny!

God damn it, read some threads.  I AM KEEN.

[djsimp]

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I just puked in my mouth a little.

[dallaswareagle]

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Thats what happens when bodies start slappin.

[Pell City Tiger]

Dammit, discourse. Oral discourse. That mistake has gotten me into trouble before, esp in San Fran.

Show up at one of our tailgates. Don't be too confused when you see some of our gals sporting one of these.



They like to fit in.

[WiregrassTiger]

My wife makes sure that is one of my strongest muscle group.

She has never talked to me about this.

[Tiger Wench]

She has never talked to me about this.

At some point you just have to accept that further conversation on a topic is pointless and a waste of breath. You can't fix stupid.

[WiregrassTiger]

At some point you just have to accept that further conversation on a topic is pointless and a waste of breath. You can't fix stupid.

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

[bottomfeeder]

I am the master of cunnilingus.

[dallaswareagle]

She has never talked to me about this.

That’s cause she’s not a lesbian.