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6 Fucking Days
« on: July 26, 2012, 10:49:10 AM »
Til practice kicks off.

Fuck PSU, fuck gun debates and for good measure, fuck you, too.

It's football time.

Do we have any frosh that haven't been cleared?  Last I heard Jaquay Williams was still outside looking in.

Do we have any current members of the team that are currently sidelined with injury?

Hit me again, Ike, and put some stank on it.
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Re: 6 Fucking Days
« Reply #1 on: July 26, 2012, 10:50:09 AM »
While you're asking...has Prosch officially been cleared to play? 
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Re: 6 Fucking Days
« Reply #2 on: July 26, 2012, 10:51:13 AM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on July 26, 2012, 10:50:09 AM
While you're asking...has Prosch officially been cleared to play?

Nobody likes you, Buzz.

Nobody.
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Re: 6 Fucking Days
« Reply #3 on: July 26, 2012, 10:51:30 AM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on July 26, 2012, 10:50:09 AM
While you're asking...has Prosch officially been cleared to play?

Si.  The Juggernaut/Road Grader is in the house. 

Onterrio did his happy dance upon hearing the news.
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Re: 6 Fucking Days
« Reply #4 on: July 26, 2012, 10:56:42 AM »
I still have a year of eligibility left.  Been workin' out.
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Re: 6 Fucking Days
« Reply #5 on: July 26, 2012, 11:00:47 AM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on July 26, 2012, 10:56:42 AM
I still have a year of eligibility left.  Been workin' out.

You just want access to the showers for more photo ops.
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Re: 6 Fucking Days
« Reply #6 on: July 26, 2012, 11:00:55 AM »
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Re: 6 Fucking Days
« Reply #7 on: July 26, 2012, 11:04:17 AM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on July 26, 2012, 10:51:30 AM
Si.  The Juggernaut/Road Grader is in the house. 

Onterrio did his happy dance upon hearing the news.

Did he moonwalk out of bounds?
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Re: 6 Fucking Days
« Reply #8 on: July 26, 2012, 11:07:46 AM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on July 26, 2012, 11:04:17 AM
Did he moonwalk out of bounds?

He was heading that way, but a butterfly fluttered past and blew him into Opelika.
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Re: 6 Fucking Days
« Reply #9 on: July 26, 2012, 11:16:14 AM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on July 26, 2012, 11:07:46 AM
He was heading that way, but a butterfly fluttered past and blew him into Opelika.

He should have hitched a ride there, Train.
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Re: 6 Fucking Days
« Reply #10 on: July 26, 2012, 11:54:22 AM »
I just want to make it to two-days, before we lose any more members of the fooseball team.
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Re: 6 Fucking Days
« Reply #11 on: July 26, 2012, 12:51:39 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on July 26, 2012, 11:54:22 AM
I just want to make it to two-days, before we lose any more members of the fooseball team.

Youz jest ornery cause you gots all dem teef and no teefbrush
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Re: 6 Fucking Days
« Reply #12 on: July 26, 2012, 01:20:05 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on July 26, 2012, 12:51:39 PM
Youz jest ornery cause you gots all dem teef and no teefbrush
What mama don't know...won't hurt her.
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Re: 6 Fucking Days
« Reply #13 on: July 26, 2012, 01:31:44 PM »
Yes, football is practically upon us!  I'm fucking ready.
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Re: 6 Fucking Days
« Reply #14 on: July 26, 2012, 01:45:35 PM »
Let's kick some names and take some ass.
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Re: 6 Fucking Days
« Reply #15 on: July 26, 2012, 01:46:11 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on July 26, 2012, 01:20:05 PM
What mama don't know...won't hurt her.
Yes. Coach Kline. Mama. Roy Orbison.
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Re: 6 Fucking Days
« Reply #16 on: July 26, 2012, 01:50:34 PM »
Quote from: djsimp on July 26, 2012, 01:45:35 PM
Let's kick some names and take some ass.

Best post I've seen since Joe Montana.
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Re: 6 Fucking Days
« Reply #17 on: July 26, 2012, 02:43:39 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on July 26, 2012, 01:50:34 PM
Best post I've seen since Joe Montana.

Joe Montana was a quarterback, you idiot.
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Re: 6 fudgeing Days
« Reply #18 on: July 26, 2012, 03:03:47 PM »
Quote from: djsimp on July 26, 2012, 02:43:39 PM
Joe Montana was a quarterback, you idiot.

I meant Joe Mantegna.
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Re: 6 Fucking Days
« Reply #19 on: July 26, 2012, 09:08:29 PM »
Quote from: djsimp on July 26, 2012, 01:45:35 PM
Let's kick some names and take some ass.
Burn some dust here. Eat my rubber.
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