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Re: When?
« Reply #120 on: January 19, 2012, 03:35:28 PM »
Always been that way.  No coming around to it.  Doubt it's any different with K.

Have you ever had a women try to jack you off with her feet?
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Re: When?
« Reply #121 on: January 19, 2012, 03:45:26 PM »
Have you ever had a women try to jack you off with her feet?

Nope
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Re: When?
« Reply #122 on: January 19, 2012, 04:06:52 PM »
Have you ever had a women try to jack you off with her feet?

Feet?  No.

Tits?  Oh Yeah!!!
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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« Reply #123 on: January 19, 2012, 04:29:05 PM »
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Re: When?
« Reply #124 on: January 19, 2012, 04:31:09 PM »
Feet?  No.

Tits?  Oh Yeah!!!

Oh yeah, its like a horseback ride between two mountains of heaven.
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Re: When?
« Reply #125 on: January 19, 2012, 04:34:17 PM »
Just wondering.

Have you ever gotten a girl to jerk you off?
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Re: When?
« Reply #126 on: January 19, 2012, 04:40:34 PM »
Have you ever gotten a girl to jerk you off?

There was this one girl who said, "Get off, you jerk."
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Re: When?
« Reply #127 on: January 19, 2012, 04:42:02 PM »
Have you ever gotten a girl to jerk you off?

Yep, I'm married to her.
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Re: When?
« Reply #128 on: January 19, 2012, 04:42:24 PM »
There was this one girl who said, "Get off, you jerk."

This too.
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Re: When?
« Reply #129 on: January 19, 2012, 04:46:48 PM »
Have you ever gotten a girl to jerk you off?

Only if you count the Dutch rudder...
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« Reply #130 on: January 19, 2012, 04:52:18 PM »
Yep, I'm married to her.

So, for you: Hands>Pussy, Anus, Mouth, Tits?  And you think I'm weird?!
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Re: When?
« Reply #131 on: January 19, 2012, 04:52:45 PM »
Only if you count the Dutch rudder...

Dutch Rudder: To grab your schwanz and have some tool grab your forearm and move it up and down, like he's steering the dick boat into orgasm harbor
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« Reply #132 on: January 19, 2012, 04:54:35 PM »
Dutch Rudder: To grab your schwanz and have some tool grab your forearm and move it up and down, like he's steering the dick boat into orgasm harbor

You just came from the same site I did.
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« Reply #133 on: January 19, 2012, 04:57:57 PM »
So, for you: Hands>Pussy, Anus, Mouth, Tits?  And you think I'm weird?!

Ummm, the anus and mouth post were actually movie quotes.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0424345/quotes
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« Reply #134 on: January 19, 2012, 04:58:15 PM »
You just came from the same site I did.

HA!  You said "came"...
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« Reply #135 on: January 19, 2012, 05:04:04 PM »
You just came from the same site I did.

That's cause' you had the very same thought I did.

What the hell's a dutch rudder?
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« Reply #136 on: January 19, 2012, 05:10:24 PM »
That's cause' you had the very same thought I did.

What the hell's a dutch rudder?

I thought about looking it up but I just wasn't sure if this would cause the Internet police to be dispatched.
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« Reply #137 on: January 19, 2012, 05:12:43 PM »
That's cause' you had the very same thought I did.

What the hell's a dutch rudder?

Yep
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« Reply #138 on: January 19, 2012, 05:14:09 PM »
Ummm, the anus and mouth post were actually movie quotes.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0424345/quotes

Great, I didn't respond to any movie quote.  I asked, like you did of me, if you'd ever had a girl jack you off.
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« Reply #139 on: January 19, 2012, 05:49:24 PM »
That's cause' you had the very same thought I did.

What the hell's a dutch rudder?

Damn...you guys need to watch a movie occasionally...

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