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Brian Van Gorder - New AU DC

Brian Van Gorder - New AU DC
« on: January 09, 2012, 02:49:11 PM »
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Re: Brian Van Gorder - New AU DC
« Reply #1 on: January 09, 2012, 02:50:11 PM »
Who?

**sigh**
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Re: Brian Van Gorder - New AU DC
« Reply #2 on: January 09, 2012, 02:50:35 PM »
Fuck Yeah!!!
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"Patriotism and popularity are the beaten paths for power and tyranny." Good, no worries about tyranny w/ Trump

"Alabama's Special Teams unit is made up of Special Ed students." - Daniel Tosh

"The HUNH does cause significant Health and Safety issues, Health issues for the opposing fans and Safety issues for the opposing coaches." - AU AD Jay Jacobs

Re: Brian Van Gorder - New AU DC
« Reply #3 on: January 09, 2012, 02:51:16 PM »
BIG time hire if you ask me.

http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2012/01/atlanta_falcons_brian_vangorde.html

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AUBURN, Alabama -- Atlanta Falcons defensive coordinator Brian VanGorder has been named  Auburn's defensive coordinator.


The Falcons confirmed the hiring this afternoon.


He's been with the Falcons for four seasons. He was also linebackers coach with Atlanta and Jacksonville in the NFL. He was Georgia's defensive coordinator from 2001-04 and the head coach at Georgia Southern in 2006. Other coaching stops have included Central Florida and Central Michigan.


VanGorder received the Frank Boyles as college football's assistant coach of the Year in 2003 for his work at Georgia.


He's 52. The Falcons' season ended over the weekend.


Auburn needs a defensive coordinator to replace Ted Roof, who left the team in December. Gene Chizik filled in as defensive coordinator in the Chick-fil-A Bowl. Chizik is also looking for an offensive coordinator.


Brian VanGorder coaching career
•2008-2011 -- Defensive Coordinator // Atlanta Falcons
•2007 -- Linebackers // Atlanta Falcons
•2006 -- Head Coach // Georgia Southern
•2005 -- Linebackers // Jaguars
•2001-2004 -- Defensive Coordinator/Linebackers // Georgia
•2000 -- Defensive Coordinator/Linebackers // Central Michigan
•1998-1999 -- Defensive Coordinator // Central Michigan
•1997 -- Assistant Head Coach/Defensive Coordinator // Central Florida
•1995-1996 -- Linebackers/Special Teams Coordinator // Central Florida
•1992-1994 -- Head Coach // Wayne State
•1989-1991 -- Defensive Coordinator/Linebackers // Grand Valley State




Related topics: Brian VanGorder, Gene Chizik


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Re: Brian Van Gorder - New AU DC
« Reply #4 on: January 09, 2012, 02:51:43 PM »


At least he appears to favor the salty language on TV, a la Coach BMF...
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« Reply #5 on: January 09, 2012, 02:52:37 PM »
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Re: Brian Van Gorder - New AU DC
« Reply #6 on: January 09, 2012, 02:56:11 PM »
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"Patriotism and popularity are the beaten paths for power and tyranny." Good, no worries about tyranny w/ Trump

"Alabama's Special Teams unit is made up of Special Ed students." - Daniel Tosh

"The HUNH does cause significant Health and Safety issues, Health issues for the opposing fans and Safety issues for the opposing coaches." - AU AD Jay Jacobs

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Re: Brian Van Gorder - New AU DC
« Reply #7 on: January 09, 2012, 02:57:31 PM »
Yes, Atlanta's defense looked spectacular this past weekend.
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Re: Brian Van Gorder - New AU DC
« Reply #8 on: January 09, 2012, 02:58:33 PM »
They only scored two points. 

What the fuck?
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Re: Brian Van Gorder - New AU DC
« Reply #9 on: January 09, 2012, 02:59:18 PM »
Hell yes. Awesome hire. Didn't even see this one coming.
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Re: Brian Van Gorder - New AU DC
« Reply #10 on: January 09, 2012, 02:59:39 PM »
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Re: Brian Van Gorder - New AU DC
« Reply #11 on: January 09, 2012, 03:00:33 PM »
Weiss is coming along as the OC too?

Nah, that looks more like Mark Mangino.
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Re: Brian Van Gorder - New AU DC
« Reply #12 on: January 09, 2012, 03:01:30 PM »
He had some damn salty defenses while at UGA. 
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Re: Brian Van Gorder - New AU DC
« Reply #13 on: January 09, 2012, 03:01:55 PM »
Nah, that looks more like Mark Mangino.

I thought this might be a plus sized Chopper.
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Re: Brian Van Gorder - New AU DC
« Reply #14 on: January 09, 2012, 03:02:44 PM »
They only scored two points. 

What the fuck?

Well, its a good thing he is not bringing the Falcons OC with him.
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Re: Brian Van Gorder - New AU DC
« Reply #15 on: January 09, 2012, 03:04:00 PM »
Gorder Ball
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Re: Brian Van Gorder - New AU DC
« Reply #16 on: January 09, 2012, 03:04:12 PM »
Yes, Atlanta's defense looked spectacular this past weekend.

Their defense wasn't all bad considering their offense was throwing them zero bones. 

He did well at Georgia.

I'm mostly excited about him because he's aggressive.  If Ted Roof was a shrug-your-shoulders-get-it-right-next-time-guy, then Van Gorder rubs Ted Roof's face in the dirt while making out with Roof's girlfriend.
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Re: Brian Van Gorder - New AU DC
« Reply #17 on: January 09, 2012, 03:05:08 PM »
Yes, Atlanta's defense looked spectacular this past weekend.
8 min.
That's how long it took for one Auburn fan to say something negative... :facepalm:
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Re: Brian Van Gorder - New AU DC
« Reply #18 on: January 09, 2012, 03:05:19 PM »
I thought this might be a plus sized Chopper.

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Re: Brian Van Gorder - New AU DC
« Reply #19 on: January 09, 2012, 03:06:22 PM »
If Ted Roof was a shrug-your-shoulders-get-it-right-next-time-guy, then Van Gorder rubs Ted Roof's face in the dirt while making out with Roof's girlfriend.

^^^This^^^

Then he makes him watch the DVD later.
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