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Summertime Distraction
« on: May 27, 2008, 02:18:50 PM »
OK, we need something to occupy our time while we wait for two-a-days.  Since we're going to be quaffing cold beers anyway, I propose that we select a micro-brew (or macro if you lack discerning taste buds) each week and review it.  In a perfect world, the review will be written whilst under the influence of said intoxicating liquor.

Thoughts?  Suggestions?  Raised middle fingers?
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Re: Summertime Distraction
« Reply #1 on: May 27, 2008, 02:36:39 PM »
I can write a review of Budweiser NA, Coors NA or St. Pauli's NA.

I realize they are not micro-brews, but they are all I got!

Ah, hell, I'll write one anyway and it goes for all three.

Non-alcoholic beer sucks.
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Re: Summertime Distraction
« Reply #2 on: May 27, 2008, 02:39:15 PM »
I can write a review of Budweiser NA, Coors NA or St. Pauli's NA.

I realize they are not micro-brews, but they are all I got!

Ah, hell, I'll write one anyway and it goes for all three.

Non-alcoholic beer sucks.

Good.  You picked up on my subtle attempt to raise your ire due to the restrictions imposed by your Muslim hosts.
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Re: Summertime Distraction
« Reply #3 on: May 27, 2008, 02:44:08 PM »
I'm tempted to open the Arrogant Bastard Ale tonight that I was given recently. If I do...I will post a review.

 I've also got a Stone 10th Anniversary India Pale Ale and a Black Chocolate Stout by the Brooklyn Brewery that need to be consumed.
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Re: Summertime Distraction
« Reply #4 on: May 27, 2008, 02:46:47 PM »
I'm tempted to open the Arrogant Bastard Ale tonight that I was given recently. If I do...I will post a review.

 I've also got a Stone 10th Anniversary India Pale Ale and a Black Chocolate Stout by the Brooklyn Brewery that need to be consumed.

I like where your head's at, but I was thinking that we'd do it on a more communal level.

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« Reply #5 on: May 27, 2008, 02:50:17 PM »
I like where your head's at, but I was thinking that we'd do it on a more communal level.



That works too. I'm game for that. The only bad thing is half the good beers aren't available in Alabama  :&

BTW, what is with you having two names now?
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Re: Summertime Distraction
« Reply #6 on: May 27, 2008, 03:13:36 PM »
I like where your head's at, but I was thinking that we'd do it on a more communal level.



I ain't drinking after you.  I know what you did to get through school.
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Re: Summertime Distraction
« Reply #7 on: May 27, 2008, 04:03:33 PM »
That works too. I'm game for that. The only bad thing is half the good beers aren't available in Alabama  :&

We'll make sure that everyone has access to the beer du jour.

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BTW, what is with you having two names now?

Fucking corporate restrictions, man. 
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Re: Summertime Distraction
« Reply #8 on: May 27, 2008, 04:03:52 PM »
I ain't drinking after you.  I know what you did to get through school.

You leave the donkey out of this.
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« Reply #9 on: May 27, 2008, 04:17:00 PM »
You leave the donkey out of this.

I didn't even know about the donkey.  I was just talking about what I outsourced.
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Re: Summertime Distraction
« Reply #10 on: May 27, 2008, 08:38:25 PM »
Beerfest is this weekend in Birmingham, I could write a review on that.  It might not make any sense.
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Re: Summertime Distraction
« Reply #11 on: May 28, 2008, 01:58:27 AM »
That works too. I'm game for that. The only bad thing is half the good beers aren't available in Alabama  :&

BTW, what is with you having two names now?
I hope that will change soon :thumbsup:
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Re: Summertime Distraction
« Reply #12 on: May 28, 2008, 09:02:25 AM »
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Re: Summertime Distraction
« Reply #13 on: May 28, 2008, 03:32:01 PM »
I am currently 3 deep in the Yuengling.  It's the only thing worth a damn that the gas station next to my hotel had it stock.  That said,

Yuengling Lager is brewed in Pottstown, PA, also known as America's Oldest Brewery.  To me, Yuengling is a step above a Michelob, and a step below a Sam Adams.  I've got more to add, but I'm too sober to properly review to the thread originator's standards.

Update at 10.
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Re: Summertime Distraction
« Reply #14 on: May 28, 2008, 03:37:27 PM »
I am currently 3 deep in the Yuengling.  It's the only thing worth a damn that the gas station next to my hotel had it stock.  That said,

Yuengling Lager is brewed in Pottstown, PA, also known as America's Oldest Brewery.  To me, Yuengling is a step above a Michelob, and a step below a Sam Adams.  I've got more to add, but I'm too sober to properly review to the thread originator's standards.

Update at 10.
Question 1 - Where are you?  Suggestion 1 - Google the nearest titty bar, I hear they have great dinner buffets.
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Re: Summertime Distraction
« Reply #15 on: May 28, 2008, 03:38:44 PM »
Question 1 - Where are you?  Suggestion 1 - Google the nearest titty bar, I hear they have great dinner buffets.

1.  Nashvegas

2.  Titty bars are not out of the question.
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Re: Summertime Distraction
« Reply #16 on: May 28, 2008, 05:18:23 PM »
1.  Nashvegas

2.  Titty bars are not out of the question.

The titty bars are good there...but remember to take your own booze.
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Re: Summertime Distraction
« Reply #17 on: May 29, 2008, 10:05:53 AM »
While we are on the subject...can someone drink a Fat Tire and tell me what it tastes like? 

Or a Sweetwater 420?

Or a Flying Dog?

Or a Shiner Bock?

I know some of those will probably no longer be considered a micro-brew, but they are all tasty.
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Re: Summertime Distraction
« Reply #18 on: May 29, 2008, 10:10:05 AM »
While we are on the subject...can someone drink a Fat Tire and tell me what it tastes like? 

Heaven.

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Or a Sweetwater 420?

Liquid chorus of angels.

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Or a Flying Dog?

Nectar of the gods...nay, Zeus himself.

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Or a Shiner Bock?

The only good thing to come out of Tejas not named "Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader".

Hope you're jealous.
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« Reply #19 on: May 29, 2008, 10:14:08 AM »
Heaven.

Liquid chorus of angels.

Nectar of the gods...nay, Zeus himself.

The only good thing to come out of Tejas not named "Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader".

Hope you're jealous.

A little.  I am thinking of opening an "On Tap" here.  Think it would fly? 
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