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Re: New story
« Reply #140 on: January 20, 2011, 04:27:33 PM »
Uuuunless I'm not
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: New story
« Reply #141 on: January 20, 2011, 04:28:08 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on January 20, 2011, 04:27:06 PM
Kaos registered but he's not logged on.  It's like.....he's toying with us....like we're just some pawn in his sadistic game.

I can't take this....the waiting and wondering are driving me mad.  Tell you what....I'm not waiting around to find out what happens.  I'm out of here...

haha...I literally laughed out loud.
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Re: New story
« Reply #142 on: January 20, 2011, 04:29:41 PM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on January 20, 2011, 04:19:00 PM
Don't count on it, brother.  GF is not that stupid.

Im hurt tw. All those 'i love you's.....they meant nothing. Cuts me.....deep.
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Re: New story
« Reply #143 on: January 20, 2011, 04:30:05 PM »
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Re: New story
« Reply #144 on: January 20, 2011, 04:33:31 PM »
Quote from: GH2001 on January 20, 2011, 04:29:41 PM
Im hurt tw. All those 'i love you's.....they meant nothing. Cuts me.....deep.

Deceitful, two-faced she-woman. Never trust a female Delmar, remember that one simple precept and your time with me will not have been ill spent.  Believe me Delmar, woman is the most fiendish instrument of torture ever devised to bedevil the days of man. 
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Re: New story
« Reply #145 on: January 20, 2011, 04:35:25 PM »
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Re: New story
« Reply #146 on: January 20, 2011, 04:39:47 PM »
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Re: New story
« Reply #147 on: January 20, 2011, 04:40:40 PM »
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Re: New story
« Reply #148 on: January 20, 2011, 04:44:46 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on January 20, 2011, 04:40:40 PM
My skreets have a name
What's my motherfuckin' name?
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Re: New story
« Reply #149 on: January 20, 2011, 04:45:54 PM »
Quote from: Jumbo on January 20, 2011, 04:44:46 PM
What's my motherfuckin' name?

What's my name, bitch....say it!!!!
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Re: New story
« Reply #150 on: January 20, 2011, 04:46:21 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on January 20, 2011, 04:45:54 PM
What's my name, bitch....say it!!!!

Rumplestiltskin!!!!!!
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Re: New story
« Reply #151 on: January 20, 2011, 04:47:23 PM »
Quote from: Jumbo on January 20, 2011, 04:44:46 PM
What's my motherfuckin' name?

Snoop DO double G
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Re: New story
« Reply #152 on: January 20, 2011, 04:49:30 PM »
Mr. One Eight Seven on a motherfuckin cop
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Re: New story
« Reply #153 on: January 20, 2011, 04:52:16 PM »
 :yallfu:
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Re: New story
« Reply #154 on: January 20, 2011, 04:53:13 PM »
pimpin' ho's and clockin' a grip like my name was Dolomite
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Re: New story
« Reply #155 on: January 20, 2011, 04:56:41 PM »
Quote from: djsimp41 on January 20, 2011, 04:53:13 PM
pimpin' ho's and clockin' a grip like my name was Dolomite

It's Dolemite (a pimp set up by the cops).  Dolomite is a rock.
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You meet a man on the Oregon Trail. He tells you his name is Terry. You laugh and tell him: "That's a girl's name!" Terry shoots you. You have died of dissin' Terry.

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Re: New story
« Reply #156 on: January 20, 2011, 04:59:37 PM »
Quote from: djsimp41 on January 20, 2011, 04:47:23 PM
Snoop DO double G
Some how some way, keep comin' up with funky ass shit.
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Re: New story
« Reply #157 on: January 20, 2011, 05:00:23 PM »
Quote from: AU_Tiger_2000 on January 20, 2011, 04:56:41 PM
It's Dolemite (a pimp set up by the cops).  Dolomite is a rock.
You so hood.
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Re: New story
« Reply #158 on: January 20, 2011, 05:01:06 PM »
Quote from: Jumbo on January 20, 2011, 04:59:37 PM
Some how some way, keep comin' up with funky ass shit.

How often are we talking about though? Every week? Every single day? What?
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Re: New story
« Reply #159 on: January 20, 2011, 05:01:33 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on January 20, 2011, 05:00:23 PM
You so hood.

Cause I was slangin rocks or because I somehow know about really bad blaxploitation movies?
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