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Who should replace Corso?

Who should replace Corso?
« on: December 10, 2010, 11:30:00 AM »
If Corso is retiring...

1.  Houston Nutt - Let's be honest.  He's not going to turn Ole Miss around.  He's not going to get hired at another big time program.  He has a crazy personality much like Corso, and I think he would be willing to implement a new gimmick (see Corso's mascot head routine) to make the show entertaining.

2.  Mike Leach - He wants to get back into coaching, but if he can't find a job after being fired from TTech, he could be a good replacement.  He wouldn't have the charm or the showmanship of Corso, but he would be brutally honest - a characteristic Gameday severely lacks. 

3.  Barry Alvarez - A legendary coach with tremendous success at Wisconsin.  Alvarez could provide a real X's and O's feature to the show.  His insight on matchups would be highly respected, and he wouldn't (assumingly) buy into the ESPN propaganda aspect of the show. 

Who should not be considered:

1.  Desmond Howard - No racist: The guy talks too slow and my first thought every time he speaks is "idget."  I think Howard is lost most of the time on the set, and it seems like they are grooming him to become the next big talking head on the set.  Much like Emmit Smith, his gig isn't TV. 

2.  Mark May - Only because Mark May is WAY too serious all of the time.  He would be a good asset on the show, and I honestly like May's opinions.  He would also give the show the minority aspect it requires.  The biggest problem with May, though, is he's boring.  Simply put, he doesn't have any personality to contribute to the entertainment value of the show - which is the show's purpose.

3.  Craig James - Because he's a douchebag rich boy prick, and I hate the punk.
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Re: Who should replace Corso?
« Reply #1 on: December 10, 2010, 11:38:03 AM »
Leach is going to have a hard time getting hired not because he's crazier than a sprayed cockroach, but because he's suing ESPN/James.

You don't hire the guy that is angering the dominant force in sports "news".
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Re: Who should replace Corso?
« Reply #2 on: December 10, 2010, 11:56:55 AM »
Ed Orgeron, and he should wear the Farmer Fran outfit from Waterboy

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Re: Who should replace Corso?
« Reply #3 on: December 10, 2010, 12:03:08 PM »
Ed Orgeron, and he should wear the Farmer Fran outfit from Waterboy

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Re: Who should replace Corso?
« Reply #4 on: December 10, 2010, 12:04:55 PM »
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Re: Who should replace Corso?
« Reply #5 on: December 10, 2010, 12:19:20 PM »
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Re: Who should replace Corso?
« Reply #6 on: December 10, 2010, 01:09:16 PM »
I, again being the youngster that I am, did not realize that Herbie took Craig James's spot, while Corso and Fowler have been in the same spot since the show started.

Wonder why that happened, since James is still working at ESPN?

Speaking of, I've got to disagree with your takes on James and May. They're both about as pro-Auburn as ESPN gets.
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Re: Who should replace Corso?
« Reply #7 on: December 10, 2010, 01:13:36 PM »
What about that husky voiced chick. They need to diversify.....
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Re: Who should replace Corso?
« Reply #8 on: December 10, 2010, 01:20:18 PM »
I, again being the youngster that I am, did not realize that Herbie took Craig James's spot, while Corso and Fowler have been in the same spot since the show started.

Wonder why that happened, since James is still working at ESPN?


Once again this speaks to your age or lack there of.

James left ESPN to go to CBS before gameday really tookoff. He moved to ABC in the early 2000's.

One must also remember that ESPN was not always owned by ABC/Disney.
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Re: Who should replace Corso?
« Reply #9 on: December 10, 2010, 01:34:30 PM »
Once again this speaks to your age or lack there of.

James left ESPN to go to ABC.

One must remember that ESPN was not always owned by ABC/Disney.
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and my pick would be for EA to take the spot.
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Re: Who should replace Corso?
« Reply #10 on: December 10, 2010, 01:35:37 PM »
Listen to this man...he knows

and my pick would be for EA to take the spot.
I've seen her naked.
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Re: Who should replace Corso?
« Reply #11 on: December 10, 2010, 01:36:11 PM »
I've seen her naked.

Quite the dancer she is.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #12 on: December 10, 2010, 01:45:44 PM »
Quite the dancer she is.
We already have something in common, she likes to stare at her own ass as much as I like to stare at her ass.

It was meant to be.
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Re: Who should replace Corso?
« Reply #13 on: December 10, 2010, 02:57:22 PM »
I, again being the youngster that I am, did not realize that Herbie took Craig James's spot, while Corso and Fowler have been in the same spot since the show started.

Wonder why that happened, since James is still working at ESPN?

It's not your age because I remember Gameday when it was in the studio and James was a host.  I remember when Herbie took over.  You probably don't remember because you didn't care about college football and were too busy worrying about the upcoming NBA season.
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Re: Who should replace Corso?
« Reply #14 on: December 10, 2010, 03:11:05 PM »
It's not your age because I remember Gameday when it was in the studio and James was a host.  I remember when Herbie took over.  You probably don't remember because you didn't care about college football and were too busy worrying about the upcoming NBA season.
Chad did love his Air Jordan's a little too much.
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Re: Who should replace Corso?
« Reply #15 on: December 10, 2010, 03:16:55 PM »
Chad did love his Air Jordan's a little too much.

I always had him pegged for a Rodman fan myself.

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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Who should replace Corso?
« Reply #16 on: December 10, 2010, 03:31:00 PM »
Trev Alberts.
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Re: Who should replace Corso?
« Reply #17 on: December 10, 2010, 03:50:41 PM »
It's not your age because I remember Gameday when it was in the studio and James was a host.  I remember when Herbie took over.  You probably don't remember because you didn't care about college football and were too busy worrying about the upcoming NBA season.
This is pretty much the truth.

Didn't give much of a shit about college football until high school, which puts us at about 1997. Herbie started in 1996. Even then, I wasn't obsessed to the point that I had to watch Game Day until college, which puts us at 2001.

I had the entire set of 1990-91 Hoops basketball cards.
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« Reply #18 on: December 10, 2010, 03:52:15 PM »
This is pretty much the truth.

Didn't give much of a shit about college football until high school, which puts us at about 1997. Herbie started in 1996. Even then, I wasn't obsessed to the point that I had to watch Game Day until college, which puts us at 2001.

I had the entire set of 1990-91 Hoops basketball cards.


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Re: Who should replace Corso?
« Reply #19 on: December 10, 2010, 03:54:07 PM »

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