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Battle for the Crown?
« on: August 27, 2010, 06:09:04 PM »
Newbie here...so is the battle for the crown contest for anyone? is there an entry fee?  By the way cool site guys!
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Re: Battle for the Crown?
« Reply #1 on: August 27, 2010, 06:28:49 PM »
It's for anyone and there is no entry fee - unless AUTailgatingRules wins, then you have to send him a bottle of his favorite liquor.  Oh, and you have to send him a photocopy of your drivers license and social security card, your last two bank statements, and a certified birth certificate.

Enjoy!
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Re: Battle for the Crown?
« Reply #2 on: August 27, 2010, 07:17:00 PM »
Newbie here...so is the battle for the crown contest for anyone? is there an entry fee?  By the way cool site guys!
It depends. Fill out the questionaire and we'll let you know.

1) Sex:
2) If you answered female to question 1, provide your tittie size:
3) Favorite colors:
4) Do you need a prescription for Proactiv?
5) Have you ever referred to your yourself as "the most computer saavy person on ______ board"?
6) Does KISS suck?
7) Gene Chizik is a damn ______ coach.
8) When I get my drank on, I prefer _______.
9) What is the average air velocity of a laden swallow?
10) I buy my gameday attire at _________.

Good luck. 
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Re: Battle for the Crown?
« Reply #3 on: August 27, 2010, 10:09:41 PM »
9) What is the average air velocity of a laden swallow?

DUDE.  You break my heart.  I will forgive many things but fucking up Python is unforgivable...

What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

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Re: Battle for the Crown?
« Reply #4 on: August 27, 2010, 10:42:01 PM »
DUDE.  You break my heart.  I will forgive many things but fucking up Python is unforgivable...

What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

:sad: :s&m:
It was a trick question - a test, if you will.
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Re: Battle for the Crown?
« Reply #5 on: August 27, 2010, 11:36:42 PM »
This contest is even open to Alabama fans or should I say  :bamahomer:
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Re: Battle for the Crown?
« Reply #6 on: August 27, 2010, 11:44:32 PM »
DUDE.  You break my heart.  I will forgive many things but fucking up Python is unforgivable...

What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

:sad: :s&m:

African or European?
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Re: Battle for the Crown?
« Reply #7 on: August 27, 2010, 11:57:12 PM »
African or European?
It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
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Re: Battle for the Crown?
« Reply #8 on: August 28, 2010, 10:37:00 AM »
Newbie here...so is the battle for the crown contest for anyone? is there an entry fee?  By the way cool site guys!
You also have to provide your dog, cat, donkey, rabbit, whatever to Jumbo...he'll take care of the rest.
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Re: Battle for the Crown?
« Reply #9 on: August 28, 2010, 08:00:51 PM »
It was a trick question - a test, if you will.
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Re: Battle for the Crown?
« Reply #10 on: August 29, 2010, 06:10:17 PM »
1) Sex:  only when my wife finds something she wants to buy
2) If you answered female to question 1, provide your tittie size: wife is a D cup :tits:
3) Favorite colors:orange and blue
4) Do you need a prescription for Proactiv?I am always proactive, dont need no dam prescription!
5) Have you ever referred to your yourself as "the most computer saavy person on special olympics board"?
6) Does KISS suck?no, trust me....I'm a doctor
7) Gene Chizik is a damnfootball coach.
8) When I get my drank on, I prefer beer and nekkid chicks.
9) What is the average air velocity of a laden swallow?11 meters per second, or 24 miles an hour.
10) I buy my gameday attire at night
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Re: Battle for the Crown?
« Reply #11 on: August 30, 2010, 12:15:40 PM »
1) Sex:  only when my wife finds something she wants to buy
2) If you answered female to question 1, provide your tittie size: wife is a D cup :tits:
3) Favorite colors:orange and blue
4) Do you need a prescription for Proactiv?I am always proactive, dont need no dam prescription!
5) Have you ever referred to your yourself as "the most computer saavy person on special olympics board"?
6) Does KISS suck?no, trust me....I'm a doctor
7) Gene Chizik is a damnfootball coach.
8) When I get my drank on, I prefer beer and nekkid chicks.
9) What is the average air velocity of a laden swallow?11 meters per second, or 24 miles an hour.
10) I buy my gameday attire at night
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Re: Battle for the Crown?
« Reply #12 on: August 30, 2010, 12:21:02 PM »
You will fit in well here

Too much sex and potty mouth talk, which goes against the spirit of the agreement and rubs my constitution the wrong way.
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Re: Battle for the Crown?
« Reply #13 on: August 30, 2010, 12:24:49 PM »
Too much sex and potty mouth talk, which goes against the spirit of the agreement and rubs my constitution the wrong way.

That fucking language fucking offends me, too.
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Re: Battle for the Crown?
« Reply #14 on: August 30, 2010, 12:26:30 PM »
I saw that idiot's post...  What the fuck?  WHAT agreement? 
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Re: Battle for the Crown?
« Reply #15 on: August 30, 2010, 12:28:51 PM »
Bunch of jabberjaw'd bitches. The whole lot of you.
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Re: Battle for the Crown?
« Reply #16 on: August 30, 2010, 12:45:51 PM »
When you sign up, there is an agreement I will post it...we need to modify it. 

I'm thinking something like.  If you are a pussy, don't join this site.

Legal team?
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Re: Battle for the Crown?
« Reply #17 on: August 30, 2010, 12:46:56 PM »
I'd say "If you are looking for an AUFamily atmosphere, this ain't it."
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Re: Battle for the Crown?
« Reply #18 on: August 30, 2010, 12:51:29 PM »
When you sign up, there is an agreement I will post it...we need to modify it. 

I'm thinking something like.  If you are a pussy, don't join this site.

Legal team?

If you are a pussy, don't join this site. 

Simple, effective, leaves very little room for ambiguity....depending on your interpretaion....iron clad language that completely shields you from litigation...until the Judge rules against you.  I like it.
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Re: Battle for the Crown?
« Reply #19 on: August 30, 2010, 12:55:35 PM »
If you are a pussy, don't join this site. 

Simple, effective, leaves very little room for ambiguity....depending on your interpretaion....iron clad language that completely shields you from litigation...until the Judge rules against you.  I like it.


What if the judge is a Gloria Steinem type?  Is the term pussy really enough of a clarification?
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