A Kick In The Nutts

[Saniflush]

Neither one. Just a suggestion for betting purposes. Masoli vs Newton.
Both are transfers. The one with the Heisman mention is under the tutelage of the Killa, the one with no mention of Heisman in his resume is under Gus's wing.
I think it will be interesting to see how they measure up once the season's stats are in on them.

Won't even be a race. 

Let's see.  One has been on campus nine months and one has been on campus not quite nine days.

I'll take all comers on this one.

[JR4AU]

Completely agree.  My "Whatcha got?" was inclusive of conditions and stakes.  We can go any number of ways and I'm open to suggestions.

B&J was almost a perfect union...damn that ampersand.  Handle (or equivalent volume) of Bombay Sapphire will do nicely.

So who is going to come up with the quantifiable bet?

[wesfau2]

So who is going to come up with the quantifiable bet?

Uh...I was throwing open the door for your suggestions.

Options:
1) Masoli will not finish higher than sixth in SEC QB rating.
2) OM will not win more than 6 games (Hoot's Masoli-less prediction) even with Masoli.

The wildcard in a bet like this is Nutt's total and complete insanity.  He kept McCluster handcuffed last season until the Ark game.  Mostly because that game is his Superbowl now.  How will he play Masoli?  Starter, Wild-Samoan, part of a platoon of qbs?

[JR4AU]

Uh...I was throwing open the door for your suggestions.

Options:
1) Masoli will not finish higher than sixth in SEC QB rating.
2) OM will not win more than 6 games (Hoot's Masoli-less prediction) even with Masoli.

The wildcard in a bet like this is Nutt's total and complete insanity.  He kept McCluster handcuffed last season until the Ark game.  Mostly because that game is his Superbowl now.  How will he play Masoli?  Starter, Wild-Samoan, part of a platoon of qbs?

Nutt didn't bring this cat in to mess around.  He's the starter game one. 

I like the O/U on wins.  I was thinking that yesterday, and thinking without Masoli they're a 6 win team, with they were an 8.  So, O/U is 7, and I take the over. 

I say he has 2500 yards of total offense, and 18 total TDs. 

We can make it three total (separate) O/U bets (3 means there should be no tie except in the case of a push).  O/U 7 Wins, 2500 total yds, 18 TDs.  I take the over on each.  A "Handle" on each.  BTW, I choose the same brand. 

If you got better ideas, I'm open. 

[Snaggletiger]

Here's my thing with Masoli.  I have no dog in the fight other than he now plays for a division rival so I hope he eats shit and dies.  However, I would say that if he does consume said shit and pass on, it will be because of the Nuttjob and not his abilities.  When you talk about how he will now be facing SEC defenses, you have to also factor that he'll be facing that behind his own SEC line and handing off to SEC backs and throwing to SEC caliber pass catchers.  Not that OM is loaded but they are in fact an SEC team.

Other than that, I hope he eats shit and dies, right along with Howdy Doody, Freekishly Tall Mallet Cat and whoever LSU's QB is.  

[wesfau2]

Nutt didn't bring this cat in to mess around.  He's the starter game one. 

I like the O/U on wins.  I was thinking that yesterday, and thinking without Masoli they're a 6 win team, with they were an 8.  So, O/U is 7, and I take the over. 

I say he has 2500 yards of total offense, and 18 total TDs. 

We can make it three total (separate) O/U bets (3 means there should be no tie except in the case of a push).  O/U 7 Wins, 2500 total yds, 18 TDs.  I take the over on each.  A "Handle" on each.  BTW, I choose the same brand. 

If you got better ideas, I'm open. 

I'll take the under on each of those.  Handle on each.  Bet.

[AUTiger1]

Here's my thing with Masoli.  I have no dog in the fight other than he now plays for a division rival so I hope he eats poop and dies.  However, I would say that if he does consume said poop and pass on, it will be because of the Nuttjob and not his abilities.  When you talk about how he will now be facing SEC defenses, you have to also factor that he'll be facing that behind his own SEC line and handing off to SEC backs and throwing to SEC caliber pass catchers.  Not that OM is loaded but they are in fact an SEC team.

Other than that, I hope he eats poop and dies, right along with Howdy Doody, Freekishly Tall Mallet Cat and whoever LSU's QB is.  

Well done sir!

[boartitz]

Well done sir!

Yall are rough on my man. Die instead of just breaking his foot again?

[Godfather]

I'll take the under on each of those.  Handle on each.  Bet.

witness

[JR4AU]

witness

[Snaggletiger]

Yall are rough on my man. Die instead of just breaking his foot again?

No..eat shit and die.  He can be resurrected after the season.  But for now, eat shit and die.

Nothing personal, I just want to win.

[Jumbo]

How about this one for the Masoli fan?
Auburn's transfer QB will have better numbers than Ole Miss's Heisman contender transfer QB.
Just a suggestion.
I already have my bets in with Jumbo and Birmingham(if he comes back)for the year.

A huge thanks to Boartitz for my Sassy Jones BBQ sauce

[jmar]

A huge thanks to Boartitz for my Sassy Jones BBQ sauce

Is Sassy Jones tart and tangy with ample heat?