There you go again. Your typical formula for a flawed argument has worn thin.
Slave wages?
Already the highest paid group of assistants in the SEC prior.
Wrong. Falsehood.
From this past November:
http://espn.go.com/blog/sec/post/_/id/5829/usa-today-report-assistant-coaches-salariesWhen Tennessee’s Lane Kiffin put together what he called his dream staff back in the offseason, it was pretty obvious then that the Vols’ nine assistants were going to make more than any other staff in the country.
The USA Today confirmed as much Tuesday in its report on coaching salaries. Tennessee’s nine assistants earn $3,325,000, which beats out second-place Texas nationally.
Keep in mind that this doesn’t include head coaching salaries. If you add the head coach into the equation (Lane Kiffin makes $2 million per year), that would place the Vols’ total at $5,325,000, which would rank them fourth in the SEC. Note: Chizik made even less, and still barely makes that now, so Auburn's staff would no doubt be much lower in even this list. But I'll get to Chizik's salary later...
Alabama ($6,602,551), LSU ($6,476,285) and Florida ($5,965,000) would all be higher when you add in the head coaching salary.
The Vols have the two highest paid assistants in the league in defensive coordinator Monte Kiffin and recruiting coordinator/defensive line coach Ed Orgeron. Monte Kiffin earns $1.2 million plus a $300,000 bonus he will collect in December, while Orgeron earns $650,000.
Their combined salaries of $2,150,000 (counting Kiffin’s bonus) are more than the entire staff makes at Arkansas, Florida, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi State, Ole Miss and South Carolina.
Vanderbilt, being a private institution, did not release its coaching figures.
In addition to Monte Kiffin and Orgeron, the only other assistant in the league making more than $400,000 per year is LSU defensive coordinator John Chavis, who earns $469,917.
Alabama has four assistants making $300,000 or more and seven assistants making at least $250,000.
The lowest paid assistant in the league can be found at Ole Miss. Somebody on the Rebels’ staff is making $80,500.
Here are the numbers according to USA Today:
Tennessee: $3,325,000 (ranges from $110,000 to $1.2 million)
LSU: $2,725,285 (ranges from $155,000 to $469,917)
Alabama: $2,702,551 (ranges from $225,500 to $390,000)
Auburn: $2,560,000 (ranges from $210,000 to $370,000)
Arkansas: $2,034,888 (ranges from $148,000 to $378,238)
Georgia: $2,029,816 (ranges from $91,600 to $327,415)
Florida: $1,965,000 (ranges from $180,000 to $310,000)
Kentucky: $1,946,213 (ranges from $159,625 to $323,460)
South Carolina: $1,870,000 (ranges from $110,000 to $359,300)
Ole Miss: $1,843,608 (ranges from $80,500 to $365,500)
Mississippi State: $1,805,000 (ranges from $125,000 to $260,000)
Don't let facts stop you from pulling things out of your ass, though.
Slave wages?
Already the highest paid group of assistants in the SEC prior.
Slave wages? Twice what he was making at ISU already.
Now that the false premise is out of the way, you also use the ol' classic of holding a different standard to different parts of the argument.
The assistants are already the highest paid in the SEC? We've already established that you pulled that out of your ass. However, let's humor you. So you're insisting their wages be comparable to others in the SEC. But you want to compare Chizik's salary to that which he made at ISU?
How about comparing him to other coaches in the SEC?
1. Urban Meyer, Florida — $4,000,000
2. Nick Saban, Alabama — $3,900,000
3. Les Miles, LSU — $3,800,000
4t. Bobby Petrino, Arkansas — $2,900,000
4t. Mark Richt, Georgia — $2,900,000
6. Houston Nutt, Ole Miss — $2,500,000
7. Derek Dooley, Tennessee — $2,200,000
8. Gene Chizik, Auburn — $2,100,000 (after this week's raise)
9. Steve Spurrier, South Carolina — $1,800,000
10. Rich Brooks, Kentucky — $1,250,000
11. Dan Mullen, Mississippi State — $1,200,000
12. Bobby Johnson, Vanderbilt — Undisclosed (Private Institution)
So roughly half of what the big dogs, including our in-state rival, are making. Only ahead of South Carolina, Kentucky, Mississippi State, and presumably Vanderbilt. That's fine if you want their kind of production on the field.