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Re: Help Name My Dog
« Reply #120 on: December 18, 2009, 12:48:31 PM »
Look.  This is the deal.  I grew up on a beef farm.  Been around animals all my life.  As bad as it sucks to put a beloved animal or family pet down, it is a necessary part of farm life.  I don't enjoy it but better to end their suffering than to prolong their life for my own enjoyment.

I'm sorry!  I only thought I grew up under those circumstances.
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« Reply #121 on: December 18, 2009, 12:50:10 PM »
Look.  This is the deal.  I grew up on a beef farm.  Been around animals all my life.  As bad as it sucks to put a beloved animal or family pet down, it is a necessary part of farm life.  I don't enjoy it but better to end their suffering than to prolong their life for my own enjoyment.


Well the dog isnt dying for fuck's sake. But I agree with you for the most part, I just don't want to be the one to do it.
My grandpa has a farm, don't think I didn't eat a tear stained pork chop or two.
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Re: Help Name My Dog
« Reply #122 on: December 18, 2009, 12:51:45 PM »
At least I tried.

It's the right thing to do.  My ten year old Weimaraner is paralyzed in half of her face.  All three of my parent's past German Shephards had hip and spinal problems, and were paralyzed later in their lives.  Some get stuck with it early, some late, and some get screwed throughout the dog's life.  Fortunately, the companionship aspect far outweighs all of this.
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« Reply #123 on: December 18, 2009, 12:55:29 PM »
To be clear: the dog is no pain right now, she just doesn't have full range of motion and left untreated, her hip will degenerate into an arthritic nightmare.

Back Story: The asshole that dropped the dog at my neighbors house put a boot to her hip/leg when she was about 6 weeks old.  Broke her femur and shattered her hip socket.  I don't want this animal living a life of avoidable pain because of some redneck fuckstick.  I have the means and I can fix it.

Call me a softie if you must.

I'm going to call you my new hero. Period.
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« Reply #124 on: December 18, 2009, 12:56:17 PM »
Back Story: The butthole that dropped the dog at my neighbors house put a boot to her hip/leg when she was about 6 weeks old.  Broke her femur and shattered her hip socket. 

Got a name?
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Re: Help Name My Dog
« Reply #125 on: December 18, 2009, 12:56:52 PM »
Well the dog isnt dying for fuck's sake. But I agree with you for the most part, I just don't want to be the one to do it.
My grandpa has a farm, don't think I didn't eat a tear stained pork chop or two.

Just a difference.  

The cattle we were fattening up for our own use I named while I was fattening them and while I was getting fat from them.
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« Reply #126 on: December 18, 2009, 12:57:27 PM »
Got a name?

Who?  The dog or the butthole?
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« Reply #127 on: December 18, 2009, 01:00:23 PM »
The cattle we were fattening up for our own use I named while I was fattening them and while I was getting fat from them.
You win.
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« Reply #128 on: December 18, 2009, 01:05:51 PM »
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Re: Help Name My Dog
« Reply #129 on: December 18, 2009, 01:20:32 PM »
Who?  The dog or the butthole?

the asshole
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Re: Help Name My Dog
« Reply #130 on: December 18, 2009, 02:05:43 PM »
the asshole

Unfortunately I do not.

If I find out who he is, however, I'm finding a way to cost that motherfucker $1K.
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« Reply #131 on: December 18, 2009, 02:53:21 PM »
It will all be worth it.

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Re: Help Name My Dog
« Reply #132 on: December 18, 2009, 02:59:05 PM »
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« Reply #133 on: December 18, 2009, 08:48:14 PM »
Unfortunately I do not.

If I find out who he is, however, I'm finding a way to cost that motherphuker $1K.
I just wanted a chance to return the favor for the baby girl that's all.
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« Reply #134 on: December 18, 2009, 11:19:08 PM »
It's the right thing to do.  My ten year old Weimaraner is paralyzed in half of her face.  All three of my parent's past German Shephards had hip and spinal problems, and were paralyzed later in their lives.  Some get stuck with it early, some late, and some get screwed throughout the dog's life.  Fortunately, the companionship aspect far outweighs all of this.
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Re: Help Name My Dog
« Reply #135 on: December 19, 2009, 09:18:22 AM »
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Re: Help Name My Dog
« Reply #136 on: December 19, 2009, 11:49:04 AM »
wes, I hereby take back everything I ever said on this board or any other about you being a crotchety grumpy old fart.  This is one of the kindest, sweetest things I have ever read.  Annie will love you unconditionally either way, but you are doing the right thing by her. What a good man you are. 

Merry Christmas, wes. 
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Re: Help Name My Dog
« Reply #137 on: December 19, 2009, 07:27:45 PM »
Name your dog (Damn It)
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Re: Help Name My Dog
« Reply #138 on: December 20, 2009, 03:25:07 AM »
Change her name to Lucky.
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Re: Help Name My Dog
« Reply #139 on: December 23, 2009, 10:12:18 AM »
Post-op update:

Monday night Annie was pitiful.  Couldn't move, pissed on herself, lots of whining/pain.

Fast forward to Tuesday morning and she was a new dog.  Tail wagging, running around and generally acting like herself.

Those little pups are so fucking resilient it's scary.

Annie also has a Santa in our own Harvey Birdman.  Thanks for the gifts, Steve.
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