UH OH!!!!! Auburn sitting on a PLOI

Birmingham · « **on:** October 03, 2009, 11:31:49 AM »

Word on the skreets is that Auburn is ready to sit before the judge. Yo, Perry, I thought you said that "forgetting" to register for classes was an honest mistake that's icolated to a single case ????? Damn shame.

280TIGER · « **Reply #1 on:** October 03, 2009, 01:58:45 PM »

what does "icolated" mean?

Birmingham · « **Reply #2 on:** October 03, 2009, 02:24:33 PM »

Quote from: 280TIGER on October 03, 2009, 01:58:45 PM

what does "icolated" mean?

It's like isolated but way cooler.

Hogwally · « **Reply #3 on:** October 03, 2009, 04:28:50 PM »

Quote from: 280TIGER on October 03, 2009, 01:58:45 PM

what does "icolated" mean?

Instead of putting someone in bed and covering them with ice, you put them in bed and cover them with frozen bottles of cola. As in "But doctor, you tolds me to icolate him."

280TIGER · « **Reply #4 on:** October 03, 2009, 04:35:04 PM »

Quote from: Birmingham on October 03, 2009, 02:24:33 PM

It's like isolated but way cooler.

It seems your spelling may be one of the factors contributing to why you are 25 and still in college.

The Prowler · « **Reply #5 on:** October 03, 2009, 05:20:49 PM »

Quote from: Birmingham on October 03, 2009, 11:31:49 AM

Word on the skreets is that Auburn is ready to sit before the judge. Yo, Perry, I thought you said that "forgetting" to register for classes was an honest mistake that's icolated to a single case ????? Damn shame.

Keep trying...BTW, take a look at your predictions for Todd's passing yards tonight against UT. How many yards did McElroy have today?

Birmingham · « **Reply #6 on:** October 03, 2009, 06:13:40 PM »

Quote from: 280TIGER on October 03, 2009, 04:35:04 PM

It seems your spelling may be one of the factors contributing to why you are 25 and still in college.

Maybe, but I'm 26 not 25. It also could have something to do with me not starting college until this past year. It's hard to graduate in only 1 year, don't you agree? Especially when you're working 2 full time jobs (which I am), supporting 2 sons (which I am), a stay at home wife (which I am) while paying my own way (which I am) without using a cent of student loans (which I'm not) while working my fucking ass off to have a 4.0 (which I have).

Yeah, that could be it also.

Ogre · « **Reply #7 on:** October 03, 2009, 06:18:06 PM »

Quote from: Birmingham on October 03, 2009, 06:13:40 PM

Maybe, but I'm 26 not 25. It also could have something to do with me not starting college until this past year. It's hard to graduate in only 1 year, don't you agree? Especially when you're working 2 full time jobs (which I am), supporting 2 sons (which I am), a stay at home wife (which I am) while paying my own way (which I am) without using a cent of student loans (which I'm not) while working my fucking ass off to have a 4.0 (which I have).

Yeah, that could be it also.

Don't strain your shoulder patting yourself on the back.

djsimp · « **Reply #8 on:** October 03, 2009, 06:20:12 PM »

Quote from: Birmingham on October 03, 2009, 06:13:40 PM

Maybe, but I'm 26 not 25. It also could have something to do with me not starting college until this past year. It's hard to graduate in only 1 year, don't you agree? Especially when you're working 2 full time jobs (which I am), supporting 2 sons (which I am), a stay at home wife (which I am) while paying my own way (which I am) without using a cent of student loans (which I'm not) while working my phuking ass off to have a 4.0 (which I have).

Yeah, that could be it also.

Congradulations B'ham, you just won the Tiger X scholar of the week award. Your gift is one beer, which you have to pay for yourself.
All kidding aside, your doing great and way to go. Thats something to be proud of even though your a bammer.

Jumbo · « **Reply #9 on:** October 03, 2009, 06:23:04 PM »

Quote from: Birmingham on October 03, 2009, 06:13:40 PM

Maybe, but I'm 26 not 25. It also could have something to do with me not starting college until this past year. It's hard to graduate in only 1 year, don't you agree? Especially when you're working 2 full time jobs (which I am), supporting 2 sons (which I am), a stay at home wife (which I am) while paying my own way (which I am) without using a cent of student loans (which I'm not) while working my fucking ass off to have a 4.0 (which I have).

Yeah, that could be it also.

I hope your not a Engrish major.

Birmingham · « **Reply #10 on:** October 03, 2009, 06:33:24 PM »

Quote from: Ogre on October 03, 2009, 06:18:06 PM

Don't strain your shoulder patting yourself on the back.

Were you aware of any of the things I mentioned above before I just said it? When a smart ass comment about why I'm still in college is made I'm certainly not ashamed to tell you the real reason and at what cost it comes. I work at an institute for mentally retarded children (if you were wondering why I fit in so well here) and have had 3 off days in the last 38 days. To paint the reason I'm "still in college" as me being an illiterate dolt is something I take as na opportunity to set my record straight, since it was certainly being questioned.

If I was patting myself on the back I would've told you that yesterday (while doing all of the above mentioned things) my wife and I are now debt free. Something we've been working on for 5+ years now. That too, I'm very proud of.

I think it's clear now that I'm the best person on this thread. Let's toast to me. You start, Ogre. To b-ham

Ogre · « **Reply #11 on:** October 03, 2009, 06:34:55 PM »

Quote from: Birmingham on October 03, 2009, 06:33:24 PM

Were you aware of any of the things I mentioned above before I just said it? When a smart ass comment about why I'm still in college is made I'm certainly not ashamed to tell you the real reason and at what cost it comes. I work at an institute for mentally retarded children (if you were wondering why I fit in so well here) and have had 3 off days in the last 38 days. To paint the reason I'm "still in college" as me being an illiterate dolt is something I take as a opportunity to set the record straight.

If I was patting myself on the back I would have told you that yesterday (while doing all of the above mentioned things) my wife and I are now debt free. Something we've been working on for 5+ years now. That too, I'm very proud of.

I think it's clear now that I'm the best person on this thread. Let's toast to me. You start, Ogre. To b-ham

To B'ham!

Birmingham · « **Reply #12 on:** October 03, 2009, 06:38:45 PM »

Quote from: Ogre on October 03, 2009, 06:34:55 PM

To B'ham!

+1

Ogre · « **Reply #13 on:** October 03, 2009, 06:40:50 PM »

Did I ever tell you about the time Birmingham was in a production of The King and I? Well anyway, before the show, Birmingham chloroforms the entire cast, and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews.

Birmingham · « **Reply #14 on:** October 03, 2009, 06:42:13 PM »

Quote from: Ogre on October 03, 2009, 06:40:50 PM

Did I ever tell you about the time Birmingham was in a production of The King and I? Well anyway, before the show, Birmingham chloroforms the entire cast, and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews.

I wrote most of War and Peace also. Mention that too.

Ogre · « **Reply #15 on:** October 03, 2009, 06:44:13 PM »

So anyway, Birmingham would put on a white tie and tails and walk his cobra through the park on a leash. He named the cobra Beverly, and he taught it how to fetch and dial a phone. But then one day it bit the maid. So with tears in his eyes, Birmingham had to shoot the maid.

Jumbo · « **Reply #16 on:** October 03, 2009, 06:45:31 PM »

Birmingham has many leather bound books.

280TIGER · « **Reply #17 on:** October 03, 2009, 07:37:25 PM »

Quote from: Birmingham on October 03, 2009, 06:13:40 PM

Maybe, but I'm 26 not 25. It also could have something to do with me not starting college until this past year. It's hard to graduate in only 1 year, don't you agree? Especially when you're working 2 full time jobs (which I am), supporting 2 sons (which I am), a stay at home wife (which I am) while paying my own way (which I am) without using a cent of student loans (which I'm not) while working my phuking ass off to have a 4.0 (which I have).

Yeah, that could be it also.

maybe if you spent less time worrying about Auburn you could be more productive at work and get a merit increase. Then you could quit your other job. By the time you get out of school, you will be in your 30's. That'll really impress future employers!

Here's some advice, save your money. Maybe I would feel differently if you didn't come on here all of the time, showing your ass.

Birmingham · « **Reply #18 on:** October 03, 2009, 07:45:42 PM »

Quote from: 280TIGER on October 03, 2009, 07:37:25 PM

maybe if you spent less time worrying about Auburn you could be more productive at work and get a merit increase. Then you could quit your other job. By the time you get out of school, you will be in your 30's. That'll really impress future employers! Here's some advice, save your money. Maybe I would feel differently if you didn't come on here all of the time, showing your ass.

Maybe I would feel differently if I gave a fuck what you thought about my future. Or my family's for that matter. Now fuck off you ignorant twat.

280TIGER · « **Reply #19 on:** October 03, 2009, 09:32:39 PM »

Quote from: Birmingham on October 03, 2009, 07:45:42 PM

Maybe I would feel differently if I gave a phuk what you thought about my future. Or my family's for that matter. Now phuk off you ignorant twat.

the truth really cuts you that deep, huh? Sorry...