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Third Annual TigersX golf outing - 8/8/09

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Re: Third Annual TigersX golf outing - 8/8/09
« Reply #100 on: June 08, 2009, 01:29:34 PM »
Or running out on a tab?

Although that happened last April, so said chastising may last for more than a year.
Yes, like walking out on a tab.  See the thing is you coulda made good in Auburn by picking up everyone's tab and instead of everybody still saying, "That fuckin Thrilla is a douche bag leech" everyone would be saying "That Thrilla dude is badass and really didn't mean to run out on his tab".

You had opportunity to go from zero to hero and still fucked it up.

Just sayin'
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Third Annual TigersX golf outing - 8/8/09
« Reply #101 on: June 08, 2009, 01:37:21 PM »
Yes, like walking out on a tab.  See the thing is you coulda made good in Auburn by picking up everyone's tab and instead of everybody still saying, "That fuckin Thrilla is a douche bag leech" everyone would be saying "That Thrilla dude is badass and really didn't mean to run out on his tab".

You had opportunity to go from zero to hero and still fucked it up.

Just sayin'

Then it's my fault for doing just that near the end of the night Saturday night when we were at that new bar on Magnolia.  I picked up the tab for you, Garman, and Tarheel before we left for the pizza place.  But everyone was so hammered that it's still a fuzzy memory, which is understandable.

It is no big deal for me to do again though, as I'm not a leech. Douchebag, maybe, but leech, no. And I was in a state of titty euphoria last year when I made the mistake of walking out.   Hadn't been to a flop in 4 years prior to that night.  I will have my head on straight next time!
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Re: Third Annual TigersX golf outing - 8/8/09
« Reply #102 on: June 08, 2009, 01:54:57 PM »
Then it's my fault for doing just that near the end of the night Saturday night when we were at that new bar on Magnolia.  I picked up the tab for you, Garman, and Tarheel before we left for the pizza place.  But everyone was so hammered that it's still a fuzzy memory, which is understandable.



If I don't remember it, then it never happened.
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Re: Third Annual TigersX golf outing - 8/8/09
« Reply #103 on: June 08, 2009, 02:54:45 PM »


If I don't remember it, then it never happened.

In that case, the incident that night pertaining to a large, metal eagle "never happened"...except that you woke up the next morning and it was staring down on you from the dresser saying "what are you gonna do with me now, asshole?"
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Re: Third Annual TigersX golf outing - 8/8/09
« Reply #104 on: June 08, 2009, 03:16:33 PM »
In that case, the incident that night pertaining to a large, metal eagle tiger "never happened"...except that you woke up the next morning and it was staring down on you from the dresser saying "what are you gonna do with me now, asshole?"

Dumbass.

And as far as the five-o was concerned I'm not sure which one of you assholes put it in my room.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Third Annual TigersX golf outing - 8/8/09
« Reply #105 on: June 08, 2009, 03:31:02 PM »
Dumbass.

And as far as the five-o was concerned I'm not sure which one of you assholes put it in my room.

The golf outing will provide ample time to hear the story, which I look forward to.

As far the eagle/tiger mis-speak...it was a hazy night, indeed.
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Re: Third Annual TigersX golf outing - 8/8/09
« Reply #106 on: June 10, 2009, 02:32:34 PM »
Why can't you guys have this damn thing in Arkansas?
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Re: Third Annual TigersX golf outing - 8/8/09
« Reply #107 on: June 10, 2009, 02:47:04 PM »
Why can't you guys have this damn thing in Arkansas?

Warrants.
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Re: Third Annual TigersX golf outing - 8/8/09
« Reply #108 on: June 10, 2009, 02:48:57 PM »
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Re: Third Annual TigersX golf outing - 8/8/09
« Reply #109 on: June 10, 2009, 04:18:17 PM »
How many Zimas you think I can fit in my bag?
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Re: Third Annual TigersX golf outing - 8/8/09
« Reply #110 on: June 10, 2009, 04:19:58 PM »
How many Zimas you think I can fit in my bag?

I thought that perhaps JDHog became a hermit after they announced that Zimas would no longer be made for consumption last fall.
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Re: Third Annual TigersX golf outing - 8/8/09
« Reply #111 on: June 10, 2009, 04:32:22 PM »
How many Zimas you think I can fit in my bag?

My bag easily holds 26 bottles of the delightfully citrus beverage.

I thought that perhaps JDHog became a hermit after they announced that Zimas would no longer be made for consumption last fall.

It's been a tough transition, but I'm holding my own. 
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Re: Third Annual TigersX golf outing
« Reply #112 on: June 23, 2009, 02:23:50 AM »
8/8/09 it is.

Out of the question for me.  My dad's 70th birthday and retirement party.  Not that it matters.
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Re: Third Annual TigersX golf outing
« Reply #113 on: June 23, 2009, 09:50:25 AM »
Out of the question for me.  My dad's 70th birthday and retirement party.  Not that it matters.

pfft
Wish him a happy birthday and get the hell to Birmingham.
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Re: Third Annual TigersX golf outing - 8/8/09
« Reply #114 on: June 23, 2009, 06:28:55 PM »
I may have a problem playing, I have 3 bulging disks in my lower back that keeps me in a lot of pain. I hope by AUgust I feel better.
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Re: Third Annual TigersX golf outing - 8/8/09
« Reply #115 on: June 24, 2009, 07:35:28 AM »
I may have a problem playing, I have 3 bulging disks in my lower back that keeps me in a lot of pain. I hope by AUgust I feel better.

We're playing golf??????


I mean yea, that's why I'm going.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Third Annual TigersX golf outing - 8/8/09
« Reply #116 on: June 24, 2009, 09:16:05 AM »
I may have a problem playing, I have 3 bulging disks in my lower back that keeps me in a lot of pain. I hope by AUgust I feel better.

I hear that Sam Adams is good for bulging disks.
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Re: Third Annual TigersX golf outing - 8/8/09
« Reply #117 on: June 24, 2009, 10:28:49 AM »
Too much time at the interstate rest stop lately?

Oh...you said bulging disks.
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Re: Third Annual TigersX golf outing - 8/8/09
« Reply #119 on: July 02, 2009, 04:11:36 PM »
So Phil is the golfer with the greatest short game ever?  That's news to me.

I'll give the "Backwards Shot" a try if it means free beer - but who will provide those beers?  I know it won't be your cheap ass.
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