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Third Annual TigersX golf outing - 8/8/09

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« Reply #60 on: June 04, 2009, 01:14:34 PM »
So you are saying that it's a moot point to request a course that is in West Georgia/East Alabama/Atlanta, due to the majority of folks being in Birmingham. 

Time for you to do one of two things....


Either take control of your household or realize that it doesn't matter what you do, now that you have given the woman what she wanted and you are lower than the dog on the totem pole of importance.

Either way it's around the ham and get your ass there.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #61 on: June 04, 2009, 01:16:07 PM »
Time for you to do one of two things....


Either take control of your household or realize that it doesn't matter what you do, now that you have given the woman what she wanted and you are lower than the dog on the totem pole of importance.

Either way it's around the ham and get your ass there.

Time for you to do one of two things:

Suck my balls or give me a reacharound.
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« Reply #62 on: June 04, 2009, 02:01:40 PM »
8/8 works well for me, its the weekend after the bar.  I vote Birmingham naturally.
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« Reply #63 on: June 04, 2009, 02:17:31 PM »
8/1 or 8/8 is fine with me.  I have no problem driving over to the frog in Villa Rica.  Hell we can even load a bunch of us BHam folks in the mini van and head over.  2 hours of drinking prior to golf could make for interesting golf.
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« Reply #64 on: June 04, 2009, 02:33:36 PM »
8/15 just fell off the table for me.

So, I'm good with 8/1 or 8/8.
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« Reply #65 on: June 04, 2009, 02:36:10 PM »
8/1 or 8/8 is fine with me.  I have no problem driving over to the frog in Villa Rica.  Hell we can even load a bunch of us BHam folks in the mini van and head over.  2 hours of drinking prior to golf could make for interesting golf.

The thought of this group on "The Frog" is very scary. 
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« Reply #66 on: June 04, 2009, 02:45:49 PM »
I'm in bourbon in tow! Drunk Caravan=2 hours of trouble.
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« Reply #67 on: June 04, 2009, 03:05:41 PM »
I'm in bourbon in tow! Drunk Caravan=2 hours of trouble.

I thought The Highlands worked out pretty well before.  Short course for us drunks and close to more bars.
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« Reply #68 on: June 04, 2009, 03:09:25 PM »
I thought The Highlands worked out pretty well before.  Short course for us drunks and close to more bars.
I agree, pancake breakfast  really gets the day started right.
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« Reply #69 on: June 04, 2009, 03:17:12 PM »
I thought The Highlands worked out pretty well before.  Short course for us drunks and close to more bars.

This.

Plus B'ham afterparty >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Villa Rica afterparty.
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« Reply #70 on: June 04, 2009, 03:33:25 PM »
This.

Plus B'ham afterparty >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Villa Rica afterparty.
Cougars and whures!
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« Reply #71 on: June 04, 2009, 03:34:23 PM »
Cougars and whures!

Those were the order of the day last time.

You and Chadskins wouldn't know since you guys opted to lame out.
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« Reply #72 on: June 04, 2009, 03:36:30 PM »
Those were the order of the day last time.

You and Chadskins wouldn't know since you guys opted to lame out watch some ghey judo octogon cage bath house match.

There
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« Reply #73 on: June 04, 2009, 03:39:01 PM »
Those were the order of the day last time.

You and Chadskins wouldn't know since you guys opted to lame out.
Hey, they have super hot ring girls.
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« Reply #74 on: June 04, 2009, 03:48:19 PM »
Hey, they have super hot ring girls.

Laying hands (and whatever other body parts you can muster) on cougars >>>>>>>>>>> watching "super hot ring girls" on tv.
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« Reply #75 on: June 04, 2009, 03:53:09 PM »

Plus B'ham afterparty >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Villa Rica afterparty.

This would be the only reason that playing in Birmingham is better than playing at the Frog, which, by the way, is a nice fucking course.  It's good for golf, too.

Sounds like there's not much resistance to playing in Atlanta.  Our strip clubs places to eat dinner after golf are better here.

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« Reply #76 on: June 04, 2009, 03:54:00 PM »
This would be the only reason that playing in Birmingham is better than playing at the Frog, which, by the way, is a nice fucking course.  It's good for golf, too.

Sounds like there's not much resistance to playing in Atlanta.  Our strip clubs places to eat dinner after golf are better here.



I thought the Furnace had pretty good food.  Plus what the hell does it matter to you.  You will skip on the bill anyway.
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« Reply #77 on: June 04, 2009, 03:55:12 PM »
This would be the only reason that playing in Birmingham is better than playing at the Frog, which, by the way, is a nice fucking course.  It's good for golf, too.

Sounds like there's not much resistance to playing in Atlanta.  Our strip clubs places to eat dinner after golf are better here.



We can always put the porn on the DVD player on the way to the Frog.  That's about as close to a naked woman as you fuckers will get anyway
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« Reply #78 on: June 04, 2009, 03:59:14 PM »
We can always put the porn on the DVD player on the way to the Frog.  That's about as close to a naked woman as you fuckers will get anyway

I'm envisioning a 12 seater child molester van (complete with tinted windows) roaring into the golf course parking lot...and as it stops, 6 drunk, middle aged, overweight males pour out like the clown car routine, all with wood in their pants and a smile on their face.

Now that's how you start off a golf match.
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« Reply #79 on: June 04, 2009, 04:00:18 PM »
I'm envisioning a 12 seater child molester van (complete with tinted windows) roaring into the golf course parking lot...and as it stops, 6 drunk, middle aged, overweight males pour out like the clown car routine, all with wood in their pants and a smile on their face.

Now that's how you start off a golf match.
I'm not middle aged or over weight!  But I am a drunk.
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