Brian's Top Pickup Lines

[AUChizad]

As read by Chris Hansen.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=o-VtPT36r-I

[Thrilla]

It's good to know that there are others out there who want to fuck a women's brains out AFTER she goes boot shopping.     

[AUChizad]

It's good to know that there are others out there who want to fuck a women's child's brains out AFTER she goes boot shopping.     

Fixed.

[wesfau]

fuck a women's brains out

I find this to be a very quick process.  One or two moderate thrusts at most.

[Thrilla]

I find this to be a very quick process.  One or two moderate thrusts at most.

You are a machine.  I find that I've reached "brains fucked out" status when my wife says "are you done yet?" or "you can't stick it there next."  THEN I know I've done my duty and head straight to the bathroom to rub one out clean up afterwards.

[Godfather]

Hey...hair down below...it's a GO!

[Jumbo]

I find this to be a very quick process.  One or two moderate thrusts at most.

Wes, it takes me longer to fuck a girls brains out, since my jimmie goes deep like a c-tip.

[wesfau]

Wes, it takes me longer to fuck a girls brains out, since my jimmie goes deep like a c-tip.

Keep at it, slugger.