The first real week of college foosballz is in the books. Hard to read too much into the first games. At the top, Bama and FUGA looked as advertised, although, I don't think anybody saw the total dismantling of the Ducks. I thought it might be somewhat competitive for a while. tOSU surprised to an extent, in that they were supposed to have the greatest offense the sport has ever seen, but the Golden Homos held them pretty much in check. This week has some tasty match ups.
Bama travels to Texass. The Lengthy Horns slapped Tiny Tot and his Warhawks from Monroe. Lord Saybinz' bunch dished out similar punishment to the Aggies from the State of Utah. Too much defense and overall talent for the Crimson Turds.
Bama 31
Texas 14
Tennessee vs. Pitt. The Pickettless Panthers pulled out a wild one against West Virginia. The Fighting Cheetos destroyed Testicle U from the outset. Still not a believer in the Vols, but I think they've got way too much firepower for Pitt to hang.
Tennessee 42
Pitt 28
Kentucky vs. Florida. It took a while for the Basketball School to put away the Hurricanes Redhawks of Miami. Gusty Gaytah had a great win against a top 10 Utes team. The what? Utes. Mr. Gambini, the what? Utes...Deez two Utes. I'm going with the Gusty Percy Harvey's here. Home field. A.R. and all that.
Florida 31
Kentucky 21
Appy State vs. TA&M. Only because the Mountain Guys hung 40 on Chizik's bunch in ONE QUARTER. Could be interesting, but the Faggies have to be better on D than the Heels.
A&M 38
Appy 24
Games? Thoughts? Pancake and smoke?