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fudge al.com in the mouf with a goat aids infected richard, part 3,289

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Re: fudge al.com in the mouf with a goat aids infected richard, part 3,289
« Reply #200 on: October 28, 2016, 02:34:52 PM »
It had just started raining right before that reverse was called. 


Mildly funny story.  My wife and I were at the game and her brother was back here watching the game over at their Grandpa's house. Grandpa, rest his soul, was the biggest rasslin' fan you've ever seen.  Never missed a match down at the Farm Center on Saturday nights and was not going to miss a minute of Georgia Championship Wrestling on TBS.  If you recall, that last drive was kept alive by a 4th down conversion where Burger completed a pass over the middle.  Just as the play started and Burger dropped back, "Papa" clicked over to TBS and said "Well, it's time for wrestling."

Snagette's brother was only about 12 at the time and he instinctively hollered, "SON OF A BITCH!!!"
Had to googles the conversion the play preceeding...Trey Gainous for nine yards.
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Re: fudge al.com in the mouf with a goat aids infected richard, part 3,289
« Reply #201 on: October 28, 2016, 02:36:16 PM »
Had to googles the conversion the play preceeding...Trey Gainous for nine yards.

Sliding catch?
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Re: fudge al.com in the mouf with a goat aids infected richard, part 3,289
« Reply #202 on: October 28, 2016, 02:42:14 PM »
Sliding catch?
Bourbon be cloudin' but yeah I go wit dat!
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Re: fudge al.com in the mouf with a goat aids infected richard, part 3,289
« Reply #203 on: October 28, 2016, 02:51:31 PM »

BD and legion are the same place now?

And let's make one thing clear. Good things may have happened on that field at times, but no auburn fan should recall there being good memories about legion generally speaking.

Forgive them...sometimes the old gets in their eyes.

Yours is the correct answer.  Fuck Lesion Field....thrice with a syphilitic camel cock.
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Re: fudge al.com in the mouf with a goat aids infected richard, part 3,289
« Reply #204 on: October 28, 2016, 02:58:17 PM »
Forgive them...sometimes the old gets in their eyes.

Yours is the correct answer.  Fuck Lesion Field....thrice with a syphilitic camel cock.
True it was a shithole but we offered half assed resistance in building that streak. I recall a snap to William Andrews for a two point conversion that gave me one glimmer of hope over eleven years. Not the fault of the venue no matter how fucking old some of us are.
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Re: fudge al.com in the mouf with a goat aids infected richard, part 3,289
« Reply #205 on: October 28, 2016, 03:18:47 PM »
True it was a shithole but we offered half assed resistance in building that streak. I recall a snap to William Andrews for a two point conversion that gave me one glimmer of hope over eleven years. Not the fault of the venue no matter how fucking old some of us are.

We had ourselves to blame for most of that by putting a shitty product on the field for quite a long time and most of our fans selling their tickets to the other side.  Supposed to be a 50/50 split for a lot of years and it was always at least 70% unwashed.
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Re: fudge al.com in the mouf with a goat aids infected richard, part 3,289
« Reply #206 on: October 28, 2016, 06:34:51 PM »
Never get a blow job from a chick wearing braces.
You mean leg braces like polio?  Yeah, getting a hummer from an iron lung would be a bad experience.  Might lead to Pavlovian boner every time you hear Darth Vader.
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Re: fudge al.com in the mouf with a goat aids infected richard, part 3,289
« Reply #207 on: October 28, 2016, 08:04:33 PM »
We had ourselves to blame for most of that by putting a shitty product on the field for quite a long time and most of our fans selling their tickets to the other side.  Supposed to be a 50/50 split for a lot of years and it was always at least 70% unwashed.

Aside from Sullivan to Beasley, bo over the top and the Tillman reverse - the legion field era will always be a dark cloud of the past that should be mostly forgotten. For literally what it was and symbolically what it stood for within the confines of our rivalry.
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Re: fudge al.com in the mouf with a goat aids infected richard, part 3,289
« Reply #208 on: October 28, 2016, 08:53:38 PM »
You mean leg braces like polio?  Yeah, getting a hummer from an iron lung would be a bad experience.  Might lead to Pavlovian boner every time you hear Darth Vader.

Pavlovian Boner is a great band name.
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Re: fudge al.com in the mouf with a goat aids infected richard, part 3,289
« Reply #209 on: October 28, 2016, 10:49:08 PM »
Pavlovian Boner is a great band name.

I heart you.
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Re: fudge al.com in the mouf with a goat aids infected richard, part 3,289
« Reply #210 on: October 30, 2016, 08:36:42 AM »
Aside from Sullivan to Beasley, bo over the top and the Tillman reverse - the legion field era will always be a dark cloud of the past that should be mostly forgotten. For literally what it was and symbolically what it stood for within the confines of our rivalry.

Agreed. 

Conceptually, though, it was a beautiful thing.  Greatest rivalry in college sports. Neutral field. Stadium split 50/50. 

Too bad it was only ever one of those.
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Re: fudge al.com in the mouf with a goat aids infected richard, part 3,289
« Reply #211 on: October 30, 2016, 08:48:19 AM »
This morning I wake up and check al.com. 

I see last night's game referred to as "a nailbiter."  It was not.
I see it referred to as "a heartbreaker for Ole Miss."  How so? 
I see headlines referring to Ole Miss "torching" the defense.  Yards, he got some. Points? Not so much.  He threw the ball 637 times.  His longest pass was under 30 yards.

The thinly veiled inference is that AU barely won over a team it probably didn't deserve to beat. 

I don't like it. 

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Re: fudge al.com in the mouf with a goat aids infected richard, part 3,289
« Reply #212 on: October 30, 2016, 09:05:06 AM »
This morning I wake up and check al.com. 

I see last night's game referred to as "a nailbiter."  It was not.
I see it referred to as "a heartbreaker for Ole Miss."  How so? 
I see headlines referring to Ole Miss "torching" the defense.  Yards, he got some. Points? Not so much.  He threw the ball 637 times.  His longest pass was under 30 yards.

The thinly veiled inference is that AU barely won over a team it probably didn't deserve to beat. 

I don't like it. 


I'm a homer but you have to admit we likely give up another TD to Kelly if their genius doesn't inexplicably substitute that poor man's wildcat for him. And then it's anybody's guess what type of offensive sequence we follow with or how we defend should we turn it over on downs, fumble or throw a pick. Wouldn't so much call it a nailbiter as much as it was touch and go if our prevent defense fails.
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Re: fudge al.com in the mouf with a goat aids infected richard, part 3,289
« Reply #213 on: October 30, 2016, 09:30:49 AM »
Kamryn Pettway now has 148 carries for 933 yards, averaging 6.3 ypa and has scored 7 TDs.

Kamryn Pettway was slated to start this season as the BACKUP to Chandler Cox at FB.

Thinking about how wild that is.
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Re: fudge al.com in the mouf with a goat aids infected richard, part 3,289
« Reply #214 on: October 30, 2016, 09:40:18 AM »
This morning I wake up and check al.com. 

I see last night's game referred to as "a nailbiter."  It was not.
I see it referred to as "a heartbreaker for Ole Miss."  How so? 
I see headlines referring to Ole Miss "torching" the defense.  Yards, he got some. Points? Not so much.  He threw the ball 637 times.  His longest pass was under 30 yards.

The thinly veiled inference is that AU barely won over a team it probably didn't deserve to beat. 

I don't like it. 


Gave up 29 to the team that scored 43 on the #bestdefenseevahsince1992200920112012 and won by double digits.  Didn't have to score 3 defensive touchdowns to do it either.  fudge them and the crimson horse they rode in on.
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Re: fudge al.com in the mouf with a goat aids infected richard, part 3,289
« Reply #215 on: October 30, 2016, 09:49:20 AM »
Kamryn Pettway now has 148 carries for 933 yards, averaging 6.3 ypa and has scored 7 TDs.

Kamryn Pettway was slated to start this season as the BACKUP to Chandler Cox at FB.

Thinking about how wild that is.

That's a major concern for me, though. 

Talent evaluation?  How do you NOT know what this kid can do? 
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Re: fudge al.com in the mouf with a goat aids infected richard, part 3,289
« Reply #216 on: October 30, 2016, 01:50:59 PM »
That's a major concern for me, though. 

Talent evaluation?  How do you NOT know what this kid can do?

Because jovon may have been just as good if not better. And Kj was the compliment to either of them.
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Re: fudge al.com in the mouf with a goat aids infected richard, part 3,289
« Reply #218 on: November 14, 2016, 10:33:28 AM »
http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2016/11/an_ugly_loss_at_georgia_shows.html#incart_most-readalabamafootball

I am normally fine with Scarbo, but that article was a bunch of bs.  He acts as if we went into UGA and just got our asses beat. 

No Scarbo we went into UGA with a team that is beat to fuck with injuries and got beat.  Excuses or not there is a huge difference.  I have no doubt we will probably lose to bama, it will probably be close for 3 quarters and then they will take over in the 4th.  However, IMO the UGA loss did not show that bammer was going to beat us, it showed that we are an severely injured team.
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Re: fudge al.com in the mouf with a goat aids infected richard, part 3,289
« Reply #219 on: November 14, 2016, 11:18:57 AM »
I am normally fine with Scarbo, but that article was a bunch of bs.  He acts as if we went into UGA and just got our asses beat. 

No Scarbo we went into UGA with a team that is beat to fuck with injuries and got beat.  Excuses or not there is a huge difference.  I have no doubt we will probably lose to bama, it will probably be close for 3 quarters and then they will take over in the 4th.  However, IMO the UGA loss did not show that bammer was going to beat us, it showed that we are an severely injured team.

If any Uga fan or any other fan for that matter wants to call it lame or an excuse then let's reverse the roles. Let knock easons arm down to 40-50% rendering it useless. And let's take away Chubb completely. Let's also knock Michel down to about 50-60%. Now how would they have fared with that setup?
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