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http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2016/05/alabama_crimson_tide_oj_howard.html

This fawning shit will make you want to blow your brains out. 
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Re: fudge al.com in the mouf with a goat aids infected richard, part 3,289
« Reply #102 on: June 01, 2016, 01:22:37 PM »
https://twitter.com/ByCasagrande/status/738037253386211328
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Nick Saban questions NCAA drug testing procedures.

James Crepea nods & agrees:

https://twitter.com/JamesCrepea/status/738040869878538242
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No matter who your team is, the issue here is worth the read
https://twitter.com/ByCasagrande/status/738037253386211328

I mock them:

https://twitter.com/AUChizad/status/738045505326944256
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Bama player commits capital murder
Saban:"What is murder really? Who're we to judge?"
@aldotcom:"Rly makes u think."

Crepea gets salty:

https://twitter.com/JamesCrepea/status/738046628477603840
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I asked SEC about drug testing CFPlayoff teams and testing standards in April 2015. But your version is cool too.
https://twitter.com/AUChizad/status/738045505326944256

I begin to troll back:

https://twitter.com/AUChizad/status/738048537267720192
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Was that on @aldotcom assignment to soften the blow on Geno Smith & Jonathan Taylor arrests right before that?

Gettin' defensive:

https://twitter.com/JamesCrepea/status/738049013237223424
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@AUChizad more unfounded conspiracies. Asked about Taylor yesterday.

Someone else was not as obtuse:

https://twitter.com/dee_ray1977/status/738049266619322368
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@JamesCrepea @AUChizad @aldotcom I would think the issue is literally every time Saban has an opinion it's supposed to be deep thinking

Crepea continues to miss the point, and uses it as an opportunity to "slam" me for fucking with his boyfriend Matt Scalici, apparently.

https://twitter.com/JamesCrepea/status/738051548131921920
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@dee_ray1977 hardly. He's been wrong or on losing end of plenty debates.
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Re: fudge al.com in the mouf with a goat aids infected richard, part 3,289
« Reply #103 on: June 01, 2016, 01:40:22 PM »
Stay on they asses.
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And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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Re: fudge al.com in the mouf with a goat aids infected richard, part 3,289
« Reply #104 on: June 01, 2016, 01:58:47 PM »
Battle!!!
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Re: fudge al.com in the mouf with a goat aids infected richard, part 3,289
« Reply #105 on: June 01, 2016, 03:42:35 PM »
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Re: fudge al.com in the mouf with a goat aids infected richard, part 3,289
« Reply #106 on: June 01, 2016, 03:53:57 PM »
Always be yourself.

Unless you can be Batman.

Then always be Batman.
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Re: fudge al.com in the mouf with a goat aids infected richard, part 3,289
« Reply #107 on: June 03, 2016, 09:59:31 AM »
Kevin Scarbinsky after Alabama 5* is arrested on federal gun and drug charges

http://www.al.com/alabamafootball/index.ssf/2016/05/cam_robinsons_arrest_gives_nic.html
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Cam Robinson's arrest gives Nick Saban his greatest challenge on discipline

Mind you, he will very likely be in federal prison next football season. Not a whole lot of "challenge" to "choose" to not play him from behind bars, but ok.

Then yesterday, he wrote this about Auburn 5* transferring because he was 3rd string and realized he wouldn't see any playing time.

http://www.al.com/auburnfootball/index.ssf/2016/06/no_positive_spin_when_5-star_m.html
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No positive spin when 5-star Mr. Football Roc Thomas leaves Auburn

NO WAY TO SPIN IT

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Re: fudge al.com in the mouf with a goat aids infected richard, part 3,289
« Reply #108 on: June 03, 2016, 03:05:22 PM »
Kevin Scarbinsky after Alabama 5* is arrested on federal gun and drug charges

http://www.al.com/alabamafootball/index.ssf/2016/05/cam_robinsons_arrest_gives_nic.html
Mind you, he will very likely be in federal prison next football season. Not a whole lot of "challenge" to "choose" to not play him from behind bars, but ok.

Then yesterday, he wrote this about Auburn 5* transferring because he was 3rd string and realized he wouldn't see any playing time.

http://www.al.com/auburnfootball/index.ssf/2016/06/no_positive_spin_when_5-star_m.html
NO WAY TO SPIN IT

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He's right, there is no way to spin it.....He was not going to see meaningful playing time.
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Re: fudge al.com in the mouf with a goat aids infected richard, part 3,289
« Reply #109 on: June 03, 2016, 03:55:50 PM »
He's right, there is no way to spin it.....He was not going to see meaningful playing time.
Actually Roc liked to spin ...a lot.
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Re: fudge al.com in the mouf with a goat aids infected richard, part 3,289
« Reply #110 on: June 03, 2016, 04:40:40 PM »
Actually Roc liked to spin ...a lot.
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Re: fudge al.com in the mouf with a goat aids infected richard, part 3,289
« Reply #112 on: June 05, 2016, 11:30:54 AM »
Our fantastic beat writer posted a story about how Tim Irvin "wasn't comfortable" at Auburn. 

When, in fact, he really didn't say that.  And second, the blog that demands verifiable sources didn't have any.  Just rehashed something Irvin allegedly said somewhere else and then said it was unable to contact him. 

I hate al.com.
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Re: fudge al.com in the mouf with a goat aids infected richard, part 3,289
« Reply #113 on: June 05, 2016, 06:07:45 PM »
Alabama softball is "proud and hopeful" after getting drummed out of the WCWS. 

Huzzah!

http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2016/06/alabama_proud_hopeful_for_futu.html#incart_river_home

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Re: fudge al.com in the mouf with a goat aids infected richard, part 3,289
« Reply #114 on: June 05, 2016, 11:28:30 PM »
Alabama softball is "proud and hopeful" after getting drummed out of the WCWS. 

Huzzah!

http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2016/06/alabama_proud_hopeful_for_futu.html#incart_river_home

I hate al.com

I wonder how big of an article AU will get for making it to the championship series.
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Re: fudge al.com in the mouf with a goat aids infected richard, part 3,289
« Reply #115 on: June 06, 2016, 07:29:05 AM »
I wonder how big of an article AU will get for making it to the championship series.

Well, we aren't proud and hopeful so....
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Re: fudge al.com in the mouf with a goat aids infected richard, part 3,289
« Reply #116 on: June 07, 2016, 03:00:50 PM »
Sometimes it's subtle. 

http://www.al.com/news/index.ssf/2016/03/richard_shelby_wins_alabama_se.html#incart_river_mobileshort_home

Forbes names Auburn the best college in the state.  The headline on al.com is now buried halfway down the page and reads only "Alabama's best college" with a generic picture of a cap and gown.  No reference to Auburn at all.  You have to open the article to find out.  Were the other school selected?  It would have been played differently.

http://www.al.com/news/index.ssf/2016/06/alabama_university_made_list_o.html
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Alabama university 1 of country's 'most fun'

One Alabama school landed on a list of the most fun universities in America. (JULIE BENNETT)

Alabama university 1 of country's 'most fun'

The purpose of college is to get an education. Or, at least that's what the parents paying for school believe.

For the students, college can be about getting an education but it can also be about having a hefty dose of fun. With that in mind, you will want to check out a new list by Business Insider which ranks the schools where students have the most fun. You can see the criteria for the rankings here.

One of the universities where students were deemed to be having the most fun is in Alabama.

Auburn University landed at number 27 on the list.

Here's Business Insider's take on Auburn:

"The home football games for Auburn are packed with students shouting "War Eagle," the school's battle cry. It's especially loud when the Iron Bowl — the school's annual matchup against top rival University of Alabama — is played at home in Jordan-Hare Stadium," Business Insider noted. "Before every game, hundreds of students come out to the school's huge tailgates, which are loaded with games, food, and — of course — beer."

Four other SEC schools also made the top 30: The University of Florida (26), University of Mississippi (22), University of Georgia (21) and Vanderbilt University (14).

Number one on the list was University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign. The university was noted for its active Greek life, thriving music scene and shows and concerts.

Great headline...I'm sure it would have been the same if it were Bama...
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Re: fudge al.com in the mouf with a goat aids infected richard, part 3,289
« Reply #117 on: June 07, 2016, 03:05:21 PM »
Our friends at the dot  I am a gay twerker that has no balls!!!!  I also have no idea how to use the quote function to post stories, so I annoy the piss out of others.  I like male genatalia in and around my mouth. have a few nice pieces up about the contract extension, one being a prediction of how many schools would want CGM over who the they have now.  Skradinski writes an especially scathing piece and the bad thing is, I can't disagree with one word of it. 

I've said many times that I really want Gus to succeed.  I hope he turns the corner this year and starts building something big.  But, this contract extension is  :facepalm: and  :huh:
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Re: fudge al.com in the mouf with a goat aids infected richard, part 3,289
« Reply #118 on: June 07, 2016, 04:36:49 PM »


I thought Ogre was an Auburn fan?
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Re: fudge al.com in the mouf with a goat aids infected richard, part 3,289
« Reply #119 on: June 08, 2016, 07:28:35 AM »
Just in case you were wondering, yet again, how somebody invited to try out for an NFL team is doing? 

Here's yet another recap of Trent Richardson's inspiring comeback story. Which of course he hasn't actually come back, he just gets a chance to try out against six others, but he hasn't actually practiced yet because he wasn't in shape to do so....

http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2016/06/trent_richardson_i_cant_let_it.html#incart_river_home_pop

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