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Re: WTF
« Reply #60 on: August 12, 2013, 01:51:47 PM »
You selfish, heartless bastard.

Promise me some beer and she can be had.
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Re: WTF
« Reply #61 on: August 12, 2013, 02:52:05 PM »
Promise me some beer and she can be had.

Keggers on the way
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« Reply #62 on: August 12, 2013, 02:56:32 PM »
Keggers on the way

I thought I was bringing those with me?
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

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« Reply #63 on: August 12, 2013, 03:14:31 PM »
I thought I was bringing those with me?

Snow covered alps maybe.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #64 on: August 12, 2013, 03:21:39 PM »
Snow covered alps maybe.

I would say I have applied some liquid snow to them before. #winning :gig:
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

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Re: WTF
« Reply #65 on: August 12, 2013, 03:36:45 PM »
Can I fluff your pillows
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« Reply #66 on: August 12, 2013, 03:38:03 PM »
Can I fluff your pillows

Dust your ficus?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: WTF
« Reply #67 on: August 12, 2013, 11:42:12 PM »
You'll know if I change my mind, because my breasts will be heaving and moist with perspiration.
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