I mean seriously.
I've always considered myself even-keeled about this type of shit.
Wild conspiracy theories on the Bunker are outright laughable 99.9% of the time.
But at some point you've got to throw your hands up in the air and say, "OK. What the bleeding fuck."
There is zero logical, equitable reason that the NCAA should investigate Jovon Robinson and not Darius Paige. And then to rub salt in the wound, investigate Rueben Foster and not TJ Yelodn or Brent Calloway (And Peaches). Objectively, there is so much more shady shit going on with those cases, especially Calloway, and it all gets completely ignored. The NCAA is saying, you can flip from Auburn to Bama, but not Bama to Auburn without there being some kind of shenanigans afoot. It's Capstone Report mentality. In other words, it's barking lunacy.
Throw in the T-Town Menswear backdated "dissociation" letter as good enough of an explanation for the NCAA to stay away, and...WHAT...THE...FUCK.