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Malzahn to remain at AU longer than expected?

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Malzahn to remain at AU longer than expected?
« on: May 24, 2011, 10:45:50 AM »
"Somewhere down the line I want to be a head coach, but I'm not in a hurry," said Malzahn, who turned down Vanderbilt and had his salary doubled at Auburn to $1.3 million annually. "I've got two daughters who go to Auburn, one is a senior and one just started summer school as a true freshman.

"I'm real happy there. When you have players that believe in your system and some very good coaches helping you, it's a lot of fun."

http://www.commercialappeal.com/news/2011/may/24/malzahn-enjoying-auburn/?print=1
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Re: Malzahn to remain at AU longer than expected?
« Reply #1 on: May 24, 2011, 11:02:40 AM »
"Somewhere down the line I want to be a head coach, but I'm not in a hurry," said Malzahn, who turned down Vanderbilt and had his salary doubled at Auburn to $1.3 million annually. "I've got two daughters who go to Auburn, one is a senior and one just started summer school as a true freshman.

"I'm real happy there. When you have players that believe in your system and some very good coaches helping you, it's a lot of fun."

http://www.commercialappeal.com/news/2011/may/24/malzahn-enjoying-auburn/?print=1

We need to introduce Malzahn's younger daughter to some bad influences.  Make her flunk a couple of years, and quit this summer school stuff.  Maybe a graduate program after she graduates so she can hang around for 7 or 8 more years.
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Re: Malzahn to remain at AU longer than expected?
« Reply #2 on: May 24, 2011, 11:17:56 AM »
We need to introduce Malzahn's younger daughter to some bad influences. 
She's already around the team...how much more do you want?!?!?
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Re: Malzahn to remain at AU longer than expected?
« Reply #3 on: May 24, 2011, 11:57:07 AM »
She's already around the team...how much more do you want?!?!?

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Re: Malzahn to remain at AU longer than expected?
« Reply #4 on: May 24, 2011, 12:36:11 PM »
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Re: Malzahn to remain at AU longer than expected?
« Reply #5 on: May 24, 2011, 12:42:16 PM »
"Somewhere down the line I want to be a head coach, but I'm not in a hurry," said Malzahn, who turned down Vanderbilt and had his salary doubled at Auburn to $1.3 million annually. "I've got two daughters who go to Auburn, one is a senior and one just started summer school as a true freshman.

"I'm real happy there. When you have players that believe in your system and some very good coaches helping you, it's a lot of fun."

http://www.commercialappeal.com/news/2011/may/24/malzahn-enjoying-auburn/?print=1
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Re: Malzahn to remain at AU longer than expected?
« Reply #6 on: May 24, 2011, 12:53:19 PM »
I need a towel.

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Re: Malzahn to remain at AU longer than expected?
« Reply #7 on: May 24, 2011, 07:12:16 PM »
He nos 'at hammer is comin' Paw...'ats why he's stayin'.  'At NC2A done told him he can't leave, until they finish all of the investigation.  Evan Woodberry is lookin' into it all....ain't that right Paw!!!
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Re: Malzahn to remain at AU longer than expected?
« Reply #8 on: May 24, 2011, 08:08:38 PM »
Gus stays through Frazier/Pike.
That would be at least eight years total as the OC.
 
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« Reply #9 on: May 24, 2011, 08:17:05 PM »
Coach speak. Nothing more, nothing less.
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Re: Malzahn to remain at AU longer than expected?
« Reply #10 on: May 24, 2011, 11:03:11 PM »
Coach speak. Nothing more, nothing less.

I bet you have many leather bound books?
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Re: Malzahn to remain at AU longer than expected?
« Reply #11 on: May 24, 2011, 11:48:53 PM »
Everybody must realize, surely, that if the offense doesn't produce as much next year as this, he'll be nothing more than he was to begin with: a HS coach with a gimmicky offense. 
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« Reply #12 on: May 25, 2011, 12:50:46 AM »
Everybody must realize, surely, that if the offense doesn't produce as much next year as this, he'll be nothing more than he was to begin with: a HS coach with a gimmicky offense.
Surely someone will run him out of town. We can't have 49 year old has-been geniuses mucking up the works.
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Re: Malzahn to remain at AU longer than expected?
« Reply #13 on: May 25, 2011, 09:21:57 AM »
Bring back Tony Franklin!!!
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Re: Malzahn to remain at AU longer than expected?
« Reply #14 on: May 25, 2011, 09:28:23 AM »
Bring back Tony Franklin!!!

You no nothing of football!  Everyone who knows anything of football knows we need to bring back Hugh Nall and Steve Ensminger!
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Re: Malzahn to remain at AU longer than expected?
« Reply #15 on: May 25, 2011, 09:50:48 AM »
You no nothing of football!  Everyone who knows anything of football knows we need to bring back Hugh Nall and Steve Ensminger!
Nallsminger was the tits.
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Re: Malzahn to remain at AU longer than expected?
« Reply #16 on: May 25, 2011, 10:12:00 AM »
"Somewhere down the line I want to be a head coach, but I'm not in a hurry," said Malzahn, who turned down Vanderbilt and had his salary doubled at Auburn to $1.3 million annually. "I've got two daughters who go to Auburn, one is a senior and one just started summer school as a true freshman.[/i]


I can't believe nobody's asked the quintessential question.....

Are they hot?
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Re: Malzahn to remain at AU longer than expected?
« Reply #17 on: May 25, 2011, 10:17:42 AM »
Are they hot?

yes.  well maybe cute is a better description.  You would certainly be seen in public with them.
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Re: Malzahn to remain at AU longer than expected?
« Reply #18 on: May 25, 2011, 10:23:18 AM »
I think it is kind of funny that he refers to his daughter as a "true freshman" - what, you can do an academic redshirt now?  Ha!
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Re: Malzahn to remain at AU longer than expected?
« Reply #19 on: May 25, 2011, 10:23:43 AM »
yes.  well maybe cute is a better description.  You would certainly be seen in public with them.

Who wants to be seen in public with them?  A dark hotel room is much better for socializing.
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