Funny

[Tiger Wench]

A blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster announces that six Brazilian men died in a sky diving accident. The blonde starts sobbing uncontrollably. Confused, her husband says "Why are you crying?"  The blonde, still weeping, says through her tears, "How many is a Brazilian?"

This makes me laugh out loud everytime I read it. Stolen from Esquire.

[AUJarhead]

What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?  A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it.