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Title: LSWho - Bamtards
Post by: oldautiger on November 03, 2012, 08:58:35 PM
By Gawd I have just seen history.  The mighty crimpshit turds just got flagged for offensive holding.  I can now die in peace, I have seen everything now.
 :jaw:
Title: Re: LSWho - Bamtards
Post by: Pell City Tiger on November 03, 2012, 09:09:00 PM
It's a Festivus miracle!
Title: Re: LSWho - Bamtards
Post by: jmar on November 03, 2012, 09:15:54 PM
Oh so this is what football looks like.
Title: Re: LSWho - Bamtards
Post by: Townhallsavoy on November 03, 2012, 09:28:17 PM
I'm so sick of watching teams go full retard when playing Alabama. 
Title: Re: LSWho - Bamtards
Post by: oldautiger on November 03, 2012, 09:29:49 PM
Best team money can buy (see CyKo and Yeldon, et al)
Title: Re: LSWho - Bamtards
Post by: Townhallsavoy on November 03, 2012, 09:37:33 PM
Should have punted.  Bama scores here, it's over. 

Edit - scores a touchdown.
Title: Re: LSWho - Bamtards
Post by: jmar on November 03, 2012, 09:47:55 PM
Should have punted.  Bama scores here, it's over. 

Edit - scores a touchdown.
Yup,  you're so right.
Title: Re: LSWho - Bamtards
Post by: Townhallsavoy on November 03, 2012, 09:50:15 PM
Bama gets the ball at the half. 

LSU had them right where they wanted them but turned into a team full of Downs Syndrome kids with a mentally retarded head coach and here comes the GOAT bullshit. 
Title: Re: LSWho - Bamtards
Post by: oldautiger on November 03, 2012, 10:01:29 PM
Looks like I'm not gonna get my wish (to see the bamtards get beat), so fuck it I'm gonna watch a movie.
Fuck Bama, this ones for you assholes
 :fu:
Title: Re: LSWho - Bamtards
Post by: jmar on November 03, 2012, 10:18:07 PM
Looks like I'm not gonna get my wish (to see the bamtards get beat), so fuck it I'm gonna watch a movie.
Fuck Bama, this ones for you assholes
 :fu:
Well just think how close it is if Mettenburger doesn't complete those passes.
Title: Re: LSWho - Bamtards
Post by: Townhallsavoy on November 03, 2012, 10:47:44 PM
It's shit like that.  Two three and outs against their offense and a great drive for a touchdown and you fucking onside kick it?  WHY?  Now they have great field position. 

Sure, if it worked, it's genius, but I don't think it was worth the gamble. 
Title: Re: LSWho - Bamtards
Post by: Townhallsavoy on November 03, 2012, 10:54:23 PM
Well, one positive- McCarron is losing any chance at winning the Heisman tonight. 
Title: Re: LSWho - Bamtards
Post by: RWS on November 03, 2012, 11:12:38 PM
Well, one positive- McCarron is losing any chance at winning the Heisman tonight.
This loss is going to be squarely on his shoulders as well.  If he doesn't fuck that exchange up, Bama scores, ballgame.  Instead of being the rock of the offense, he has been the liability tonight.  He has gone full retard tonight.  With the way LSU is running the ball, you can't keep going 3 and out and expect your defense to hold firm.  Just isn't going to happen.

Alabama secondary may be equally as culpable.
Title: Re: LSWho - Bamtards
Post by: Townhallsavoy on November 03, 2012, 11:18:47 PM
It's also interesting to see how effective LSU has been when they've played normal, sound football.  No scared pee wee shit.  No stupid risks.  Just solid play calling and consistent execution. 

Makes me wonder how different these past few seasons would have been if more teams were playing smart football instead of going full retard every time they play Bama. 
Title: Re: LSWho - Bamtards
Post by: Townhallsavoy on November 03, 2012, 11:20:33 PM
Also, that 4th down call was going right back into retard ode.  Hill's been diving for three yards very run.  Why a jumbled sneak with an obvious wildcat call?
Title: Re: LSWho - Bamtards
Post by: Townhallsavoy on November 03, 2012, 11:24:53 PM
Alabama's second half offense looks familiar.   
Title: Re: LSWho - Bamtards
Post by: Townhallsavoy on November 03, 2012, 11:45:45 PM
This may seal it for me.  I'm getting real sick of football.  Fucking Yeldon...
Title: Re: LSWho - Bamtards
Post by: AUownsU on November 03, 2012, 11:54:28 PM
John Chavis should be shot in the head for that last drive. 1:30 on the clock? Gee I bet they might try to work the sidelines.
Title: Re: LSWho - Bamtards
Post by: wesfau2 on November 03, 2012, 11:55:25 PM
That loss belongs solely to Chavis.  The LSU defense was smothering bama...and then he drops into a bullshit prevent?

Title: Re: LSWho - Bamtards
Post by: RWS on November 03, 2012, 11:57:45 PM
Am I a bad fan for marking that as a loss 8 minutes out?  Maybe.  But I don't think many Alabama fans thought Bama would pull that one out.  As much as AJ fucked them and choked the whole game, he had some nuts on that last drive.  Unbelievable finish.  A true freshman that damn near didn't even come to Alabama made a great play to seal the deal.  Crazy.

Tip of the hat to LSU.  They were pissed about the NCG, and it showed.  They are one of the few teams in the country that can go toe-to-toe, punch for punch with Alabama for 12 rounds.  They have the talent to beat anybody in the country.  As hard as those guys fought in that game, it's sad that the coaches are the reason that they lost.  Miles made stupid risk after stupid risk when he didn't even have to.  While Alabama never really immediately capitalized on those stupid risks, it came to a head at the end of the game.  This game reminds me of the Auburn vs. LSU games I used to love watching when Tuberville was at AU.  If I didn't have to be at work at 6am tomorrow, I would probably be shitfaced hammered right now.
Title: Re: LSWho - Bamtards
Post by: AWK on November 03, 2012, 11:58:38 PM
Am I a bad fan for marking that as a loss 8 minutes out?  Maybe.  But I don't think many Alabama fans thought Bama would pull that one out.  As much as AJ fucked them and choked the whole game, he had some nuts on that last drive.  Unbelievable finish.  A true freshman that damn near didn't even come to Alabama made a great play to seal the deal.  Crazy.

Tip of the hat to LSU.  They were pissed about the NCG, and it showed.  They are one of the few teams in the country that can go toe-to-toe, punch for punch with Alabama for 12 rounds.  They have the talent to beat anybody in the country.  As hard as those guys fought in that game, it's sad that the coaches are the reason that they lost.  Miles made stupid risk after stupid risk when he didn't even have to.  While Alabama never really immediately capitalized on those stupid risks, it came to a head at the end of the game.  This game reminds me of the Auburn vs. LSU games I used to love watching when Tuberville was at AU.  If I didn't have to be at work at 6am tomorrow, I would probably be shitfaced hammered right now.
Did you go to the game?
Title: Re: LSWho - Bamtards
Post by: RWS on November 04, 2012, 12:00:38 AM
That loss belongs solely to Chavis.  The LSU defense was smothering bama...and then he drops into a bullshit prevent?
Probably right.  What LSU had been doing most of the game was working.  AJ had like -1 yard passing in the second half up until that last drive.  Like I said in my previous post, it's kind of sad that LSU played so damn hard and poor coaching decisions are what caused that loss.
Title: Re: LSWho - Bamtards
Post by: RWS on November 04, 2012, 12:02:04 AM
Did you go to the game?
No.  And I didn't need to for me to be able to tell you that Alabama probably just eeked one out that they shouldn't have. 
Title: Re: LSWho - Bamtards
Post by: Townhallsavoy on November 04, 2012, 12:07:05 AM
I just don't understand why Saban is the only competent coach n the SEC. 
Title: Re: LSWho - Bamtards
Post by: Pell City Tiger on November 04, 2012, 12:12:42 AM
So, when does LSU get their do over?
Title: Re: LSWho - Bamtards
Post by: Buzz Killington on November 04, 2012, 12:16:15 AM
Fuck Yeldon in the mouth.


That is all.
Title: Re: LSWho - Bamtards
Post by: RWS on November 04, 2012, 12:17:35 AM
I just don't understand why Saban is the only competent coach n the SEC.
What I don't get is how can Miles be good enough as a coach to make sure his players are coached well in what they do, but he is so fucking crazy?  Sure, he has good position coaches.  That is part of it.  Miles makes so many good decisions in alot of different areas, and goes complete tard in others.  If they had played Alabama straight up, take points when possible, and play field position, they win that game.  All they had to do was keep doing what they had been doing the 59 minutes before that drive.  But then they go prevent defense.  Not that I'm complaining, but it made no sense. 
Title: Re: LSWho - Bamtards
Post by: Yoda on November 04, 2012, 12:27:26 AM
That loss belongs solely to Chavis.  The LSU defense was smothering bama...and then he drops into a bullshit prevent?

I think that loss is on Miles.  Who in the hell fakes a FG on 4th and twelve running the kicker?  If he kicks field goals instead of faking it and instead of a dumb ass wildcat run on 4th and 2 they win.  Then when he should have went for it on 4th down with 1:30 in the game he decides to kick.  Did he forget the 2 minute drill Bama ran on them before halftime? 

LSU dominated the entire game except for two 1 minute drives.  Miles is a clown.  Hats off to the team though for playing a hell of a game.
Title: Re: LSWho - Bamtards
Post by: The Prowler on November 04, 2012, 12:38:48 AM
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Title: Re: LSWho - Bamtards
Post by: AWK on November 04, 2012, 12:43:04 AM
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Title: Re: LSWho - Bamtards
Post by: The Six on November 04, 2012, 08:27:40 AM
So, when does LSU get their do over?

Hustle. You be displaying it.
Title: Re: LSWho - Bamtards
Post by: oldautiger on November 04, 2012, 09:15:59 AM
Offense genius had as much to do with the meltdown as the defense did.  They were ripping bama's D to pieces by running and throwing.  Metz was carving them up, finding the open guy.  According to the idiot play by play clowns Miles was waiting for Metz's light to come on, looked like the light was big time on with the QB.  Miles needs his light to come on, either that or a lobotomy.
Miles is a retarded douche bag, that is all.
   :facepalm:
Title: Re: LSWho - Bamtards
Post by: RWS on November 04, 2012, 09:37:50 AM
Offense genius had as much to do with the meltdown as the defense did.  They were ripping bama's D to pieces by running and throwing.  Metz was carving them up, finding the open guy.  According to the idiot play by play clowns Miles was waiting for Metz's light to come on, looked like the light was big time on with the QB.  Miles needs his light to come on, either that or a lobotomy.
Miles is a retarded douche bag, that is all.
   :facepalm:
I wonder if he just feels the need to keep the "Mad Hatter" persona alive, so he does stupid shit.  Like putting his RB under center on 4th and 1½.  I don't disagree with the call to go for it in that situation.  However, Mett was red hot at that point and was consistantly converting 3rd downs with his arm.  Leave him in and make Alabama defend the whole field.  Instead, he puts the RB under center and tries to sneak him over center.  Hellen Keller could have sniffed that play out. 

Like I said before, not really complaining at all.  My team won.  But if you look at it from an LSU fan perspective, it leaves you dumbfounded.  LSU could have won it playing straight up.  Play field position, and take the points.  Don't do anything stupid.  They didn't have to do anything special to win.  In fact, what ultimately lost them the game was getting away from what they had been doing the whole game.
Title: Re: LSWho - Bamtards
Post by: Godfather on November 04, 2012, 09:49:14 AM
The whole 4th down and 1-1/2 was confusing. From the stupid play call to the referees measuring. It was like everyone thought it was inches.
Title: Re: LSWho - Bamtards
Post by: djsimp on November 04, 2012, 10:15:07 AM
The whole 4th down and 1-1/2 was confusing. From the stupid play call to the referees measuring. It was like everyone thought it was inches.

Thats so cliche.

Oh, by the way, what is love?
Title: Re: LSWho - Bamtards
Post by: Tiger Wench on November 04, 2012, 12:15:04 PM
I was at the game.

Les Miles' security detail was butt puckered post game. I think the LSU fans would have torn him limb from limb. 
Title: Re: LSWho - Bamtards
Post by: War Eagle!!! on November 04, 2012, 12:37:49 PM
I'm so sick of watching teams go full retard when playing Alabama.

Prophetic.
Title: Re: LSWho - Bamtards
Post by: oldautiger on November 04, 2012, 01:01:04 PM
I was at the game.

Les Miles' security detail was butt puckered post game. I think the LSU fans would have torn him limb from limb.
Was your Corndog ready to crucify Miles.
Title: Re: LSWho - Bamtards
Post by: Townhallsavoy on November 04, 2012, 01:22:31 PM
Prophetic.

The ending was bad, but honestly, that wasn't as bad as most Alabama victories.

The fake field goal, the failed onside kick, the Ware-Under-Center on 4th and almost 2 - those were typical "Oh, Shit I'm Playing Alabama Better Fuck Up" mistakes. 

Playing prevent was just bad strategy.  Bad strategy happens.

Tune in next week for a better indicator - Johnny Football will punt the ball out of his own endzone. A quick wide receiver screen will bounce off of the open receiver's hands and directly into the hands of a sprinting-towards-the-endzone Bama DB.  A&M will snap the ball over their punter's head and then five A&M players will each miss an easy shot to recover the ball and instead the ball will bounce into the endzone and be recovered by a Bama player for a touchdown. 
Title: Re: LSWho - Bamtards
Post by: Yoda on November 04, 2012, 01:30:35 PM
Miles had a plan before the game with all the tricks, because he thought he would need them to win.  He failed to realize during the game that he did not need tricks to win, his players were ready.  They should have won despite the stupid fucking calls Miles made, but oh that prevent defense.  They really should rename it, it rarely prevents anything.
Title: Re: LSWho - Bamtards
Post by: JR4AU on November 04, 2012, 05:25:28 PM
Miles had a plan before the game with all the tricks, because he thought he would need them to win.  He failed to realize during the game that he did not need tricks to win, his players were ready.  They should have won despite the stupid fucking calls Miles made, but oh that prevent defense.  They really should rename it, it rarely prevents anything.

It prevents winning.  Miles is a clown.
Title: Re: LSWho - Bamtards
Post by: oldautiger on November 04, 2012, 05:36:26 PM
It prevents winning.  Miles is a clown.
He needs a new nickname, "The Empty Hat" is more appropriate instead of the mad hatter
Title: Re: LSWho - Bamtards
Post by: The Prowler on November 04, 2012, 05:40:18 PM
Well, one positive- McCarron is losing any chance at winning the Heisman tonight.
But he's a crybaby, so I'm sure that put him back in the running.
Title: Re: LSWho - Bamtards
Post by: Yoda on November 04, 2012, 05:55:08 PM
But he's a crybaby, so I'm sure that put him back in the running.

That is exactly what went thru my head when I saw him crying and the post game interview with Lord Sabynz.  Screw his stats for the game, he drove them down the field in 60 seconds to win the game, and started crying because he has such great teammates.  Eat a dick you didn't do shit until the defense quit pressuring your crybaby ass.
Title: Re: LSWho - Bamtards
Post by: jmar on November 04, 2012, 06:02:43 PM
That is exactly what went thru my head when I saw him crying and the post game interview with Lord Sabynz.  Screw his stats for the game, he drove them down the field in 60 seconds to win the game, and started crying because he has such great teammates.  Eat a dick you didn't do shit until the defense quit pressuring your crybaby ass.
I'll take a QB that craps his pants every game as long as he can ball.
Title: Re: LSWho - Bamtards
Post by: The Prowler on November 04, 2012, 06:14:29 PM
That is exactly what went thru my head when I saw him crying and the post game interview with Lord Sabynz.  Screw his stats for the game, he drove them down the field in 60 seconds to win the game, and started crying because he has such great teammates.  Eat a dick you didn't do shit until the defense quit pressuring your crybaby ass.
Eggsactly
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Post by: JR4AU on November 04, 2012, 06:27:53 PM
That is exactly what went thru my head when I saw him crying and the post game interview with Lord Sabynz.  Screw his stats for the game, he drove them down the field in 60 seconds to win the game, and started crying because he has such great teammates.  Eat a dick you didn't do shit until the defense quit pressuring your crybaby ass.

He has a ring, and will probably leave college with 2.  We don't have a QB that knows how to spell ring.
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Post by: oldautiger on November 04, 2012, 06:29:16 PM
He has a ring, and will probably leave college with 2.  We don't have a QB that knows how to spell ring.
Not real sure we have a QB that has a clue what the hell a ring is
Title: Re: LSWho - Bamtards
Post by: AUownsU on November 04, 2012, 07:10:51 PM
He has a ring, and will probably leave college with 2.  We don't have a QB that knows how to spell ring.
That ring still doesn't keep him from being a gaping vagina with the most full retard tattoo known to man.
Title: Re: LSWho - Bamtards
Post by: JR4AU on November 04, 2012, 07:29:29 PM
That ring still doesn't keep him from being a gaping vagina with the most full retard tattoo known to man.

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41oH-iGbwHL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)
Title: Re: LSWho - Bamtards
Post by: AUownsU on November 04, 2012, 10:12:04 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41oH-iGbwHL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)
Haven't had the pleasure of reading that one.

I do own a signed copy of this one though

(http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTP3omLQUHEJS4AS1inhVD0XIw2O9wAsJWSrj-d6DefEtFKQX0DRw)

























  :bag:
Title: Re: LSWho - Bamtards
Post by: Yoda on November 04, 2012, 10:16:08 PM
I'll take a QB that craps his pants every game as long as he can ball.

Didn't say he wasn't a serviceable QB, but he is not a Heisman winner or candidate for that matter.