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Title: The dream I had
Post by: Kaos on August 02, 2012, 05:46:35 AM
Was in a stadium full of Bama fans.  Seated behind me were four soccer players who didn't understand the game of football.  We talked during the game about soccer and how they were a touring team from Europe and about how soccer was different from football.

I was wearing a blue blazer and an orange and blue tie over a white dress shirt.

The Tahd was playing some non-descript team and simply could not consistently contain the run.  Trailing late, the mighty Tahd could not get a third down stop and lost. 

I stood and cheered loudly, the only person in the stands to do so.  Then the soccer guys got up and cheered too.

The soccer players were confused by the anger and boos raining down.

As we were leaving the stadium surrounded by angry screaming red-faced Bammers, one of the soccer guys said "we don't know much about football, but when these guys win a title, Auburn goes undefeated the next year.  Maybe that's why they are so mad." 

And then I was using a flame thrower to burn my way through the crowd.  Woke up with a cramp in my calf. 

What does it mean?  I probably don't need to eat oreos before I go to bed, I dunno.
Title: Re: The dream I had
Post by: The Prowler on August 02, 2012, 06:11:05 AM
It means even in the dream world you've been to more bammer games at BD than rws.
Title: Re: The dream I had
Post by: Saniflush on August 02, 2012, 07:05:33 AM
It means even in the dream world you've been to more bammer games at BD than rws.


BOOM!


Title: Re: The dream I had
Post by: Buzz Killington on August 02, 2012, 08:48:27 AM
And then I was using a flame thrower to burn my way through the crowd.  Woke up with a cramp in my calf. 

Did you eat Taco Bell last night?
Title: Re: The dream I had
Post by: Kaos on August 02, 2012, 08:58:33 AM
Did you eat Taco Bell last night?

I had a Rotolo's Spinach pizza. 

Never Taco Hell. 
Title: Re: The dream I had
Post by: Godfather on August 02, 2012, 09:02:03 AM
In my dream last night I was standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at me.
Title: Re: The dream I had
Post by: Saniflush on August 02, 2012, 10:24:47 AM
My dream last night was I was standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at me.


Moles and trolls, moles and trolls, work, work, work, work, work. We never see the light of day. We plan this thing for weeks and all they want to do is study. I'm disgusted. I'm sorry but it's not like me, I'm depressed. There was what, no one at the mutant hamster races, we only had one entry into the Madame Curie look-alike contest and he was disqualified later. Why do I bother?
Title: Re: The dream I had
Post by: Godfather on August 02, 2012, 10:40:41 AM

Moles and trolls, moles and trolls, work, work, work, work, work. We never see the light of day. We plan this thing for weeks and all they want to do is study. I'm disgusted. I'm sorry but it's not like me, I'm depressed. There was what, no one at the mutant hamster races, we only had one entry into the Madame Curie look-alike contest and he was disqualified later. Why do I bother?

and I was going to make you King of the Winter Carnival
Title: Re: The dream I had
Post by: dallaswareagle on August 02, 2012, 11:12:56 AM
 

And then I was using a flame thrower to burn my way through the crowd.  Woke up with a cramp in my calf. 



Should have been a tornado-There use to those.
Title: Re: The dream I had
Post by: Saniflush on August 02, 2012, 11:25:21 AM
and I was going to make you King of the Winter Carnival

Let's just take a step back. No, I was wrong, I'm sorry, take a step forward. Now, take a step back. Step forward. Back. And then we're cha-cha-ing!
Title: Re: The dream I had
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 02, 2012, 11:30:57 AM
Look at it this way. Considering the type of people you are and the environment you're in, you have to admit the strong possibility this may be the only chance you ever have in your entire lives... to have sex.
 
Title: Re: The dream I had
Post by: JR4AU on August 02, 2012, 12:51:07 PM
Was in a stadium full of Bama fans.  Seated behind me were four soccer players who didn't understand the game of football.  We talked during the game about soccer and how they were a touring team from Europe and about how soccer was different from football.

I was wearing a blue blazer and an orange and blue tie over a white dress shirt.

The Tahd was playing some non-descript team and simply could not consistently contain the run.  Trailing late, the mighty Tahd could not get a third down stop and lost. 

I stood and cheered loudly, the only person in the stands to do so.  Then the soccer guys got up and cheered too.

The soccer players were confused by the anger and boos raining down.

As we were leaving the stadium surrounded by angry screaming red-faced Bammers, one of the soccer guys said "we don't know much about football, but when these guys win a title, Auburn goes undefeated the next year.  Maybe that's why they are so mad." 

And then I was using a flame thrower to burn my way through the crowd.  Woke up with a cramp in my calf. 

What does it mean?  I probably don't need to eat oreos before I go to bed, I dunno.

In your dream, did they try to put tomato on your stadium burger?
Title: Re: The dream I had
Post by: Saniflush on August 02, 2012, 12:58:12 PM
Look at it this way. Considering the type of people you are and the environment you're in, you have to admit the strong possibility this may be the only chance you ever have in your entire lives... to have sex.

This is ice. This is what happens to water when it gets too cold. This? This is Kent. This is what happens to people when they get too sexually frustrated.
Title: Re: The dream I had
Post by: GH2001 on August 02, 2012, 01:44:32 PM
Was in a stadium full of Bama fans.  Seated behind me were four soccer players who didn't understand the game of football.  We talked during the game about soccer and how they were a touring team from Europe and about how soccer was different from football.

I was wearing a blue blazer and an orange and blue tie over a white dress shirt.

The Tahd was playing some non-descript team and simply could not consistently contain the run.  Trailing late, the mighty Tahd could not get a third down stop and lost. 

I stood and cheered loudly, the only person in the stands to do so.  Then the soccer guys got up and cheered too.

The soccer players were confused by the anger and boos raining down.

As we were leaving the stadium surrounded by angry screaming red-faced Bammers, one of the soccer guys said "we don't know much about football, but when these guys win a title, Auburn goes undefeated the next year.  Maybe that's why they are so mad." 

And then I was using a flame thrower to burn my way through the crowd.  Woke up with a cramp in my calf. 

What does it mean?  I probably don't need to eat oreos before I go to bed, I dunno.

That's no dream my friend. That's a night terror.

THIS is a dream....

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-R5tkfdX49FI/TZX2WrNHr-I/AAAAAAAAD7o/uPr01YcMvVw/s1600/katy_perry.jpg)
Title: Re: The dream I had
Post by: AUChizad on August 02, 2012, 01:51:47 PM
That's no dream my friend. That's a night terror.

THIS is a dream....

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-R5tkfdX49FI/TZX2WrNHr-I/AAAAAAAAD7o/uPr01YcMvVw/s1600/katy_perry.jpg)
Teenaged, even.
Title: Re: The dream I had
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 02, 2012, 01:59:00 PM
She'll let you put your hands on her in her skin tight jeans
Title: Re: The dream I had
Post by: Pell City Tiger on August 02, 2012, 06:51:47 PM
Teenaged, even.
She'll let you put your hands on her in her skin tight jeans
Why don't you boys just take a seat right over there, please.
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Title: Re: The dream I had
Post by: The Prowler on August 02, 2012, 07:02:41 PM
That's no dream my friend. That's a night terror.

THIS is a dream....

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-R5tkfdX49FI/TZX2WrNHr-I/AAAAAAAAD7o/uPr01YcMvVw/s1600/katy_perry.jpg)
You dream of Progressive Insurance? I'll be watching you.
Title: Re: The dream I had
Post by: Tiger Wench on August 02, 2012, 08:50:16 PM
I actually had a dream this week that I was invited to the SEC Coaches meeting.  I was sitting on a couch next to the Ole Ball Coach and he was telling awesome stories. Chizik, James Franklin, Muschamp, Spurrier, Miles, and random guy I am assuming was Hugh Freeze were there. No Satan - like I said, dream, not nightmare. 

Anyway, they all stood up and were going to take a picture of the group and me...

And then Brian Van Gorder walked in and I immediately walked away from the group of head coaches and had my pic made with him. 

And then I woke up.  Frustrated. 

I think that is telling me that Van Gorder is gonna be the fucking rock star of the SEC this year. 

 :stache:, baby.
Title: Re: The dream I had
Post by: Godfather on August 03, 2012, 09:06:57 AM
I actually had a dream this week that I was invited to the SEC Coaches meeting.  I was sitting on a couch next to the Ole Ball Coach and he was telling awesome stories. Chizik, James Franklin, Muschamp, Spurrier, Miles, and random guy I am assuming was Hugh Freeze were there. No Satan - like I said, dream, not nightmare. 

Anyway, they all stood up and were going to take a picture of the group and me...

And then Brian Van Gorder walked in and I immediately walked away from the group of head coaches and had my pic made with him. 

And then I woke up.  Frustrated. 

I think that is telling me that Van Gorder is gonna be the fucking rock star of the SEC this year. 

 :stache:, baby.
You rub one out?
Title: Re: The dream I had
Post by: Buzz Killington on August 03, 2012, 09:12:08 AM
I had a dream last night that Flo and Katy Perry were with me in my bed.  Flo was singing Waka Flocka songs while Katy gave me a back rub.
Title: Re: The dream I had
Post by: GH2001 on August 03, 2012, 09:16:34 AM
I had a dream last night that Flo and Katy Perry were with me in my bed.  Flo was singing Waka Flocka songs while Katy gave me a back rub.

Your back? It was your back you wanted her to rub?
Title: Re: The dream I had
Post by: AUTiger1 on August 03, 2012, 09:25:05 AM
You rub one out?

And flim it?
Title: Re: The dream I had
Post by: Buzz Killington on August 03, 2012, 09:29:17 AM
Your back? It was your back you wanted her to rub?

I woke up before I could flip over... :facepalm:
Title: Re: The dream I had
Post by: Saniflush on August 03, 2012, 10:14:57 AM
I woke up before I could flip over... :facepalm:


Could they have told the difference?
Title: Re: The dream I had
Post by: Godfather on August 03, 2012, 10:21:07 AM

Could they have told the difference?

Careful or the bird will git ya...cheep....cheep
Title: Re: The dream I had
Post by: GH2001 on August 03, 2012, 11:21:19 AM
I woke up before I could flip over... :facepalm:

well played  :kimclap:
Title: Re: The dream I had
Post by: Pell City Tiger on August 03, 2012, 06:47:27 PM
I had a dream the other night that RWS was eating a bowl of chocolate ice cream. A little weird, I'll admit. What was more weird was waking up the next morning with a spoon sticking out of my ass.
Title: Re: The dream I had
Post by: The Prowler on August 03, 2012, 07:21:34 PM
I had a dream the other night that RWS was eating a bowl of chocolate ice cream. A little weird, I'll admit. What was more weird was waking up the next morning with a spoon sticking out of my ass.
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...You serious Clark?
Title: Re: The dream I had
Post by: Pell City Tiger on August 03, 2012, 07:39:49 PM
(http://blog.blueion.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Christmas-Vacation_Randy-Quaid_Cousin-Eddie-v-neck-face.bmp-570x354.jpg)
...You serious Clark?
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Title: Re: The dream I had
Post by: JR4AU on August 03, 2012, 11:32:22 PM
Teenaged, even.

Heavens to mergatroid!