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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Drew_3 on November 17, 2011, 02:32:00 PM
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Hi there, just felt the need to register and post. I am from England and have been getting into football more and more over the last 4-5yrs, last year I started to get into the college side of it and was leaning toward following Alabama( not sure why really, just was) but after the poisoning there was no way I could.
Anyway what I wanted to know was how are the trees now? I know at the time there was very little hope for them. I have read about the tradition of rolling them which sounds awesome as I'm sure that would create quite a scene and a great atmosphere when it's being done.
Hopefully they will come through this and it will just add another chapter to their story.
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Hi there, just felt the need to register and post. I am from England and have been getting into football more and more over the last 4-5yrs, last year I started to get into the college side of it and was leaning toward following Alabama( not sure why really, just was) but after the poisoning there was no way I could.
Anyway what I wanted to know was how are the trees now? I know at the time there was very little hope for them. I have read about the tradition of rolling them which sounds awesome as I'm sure that would create quite a scene and a great atmosphere when it's being done.
Hopefully they will come through this and it will just add another chapter to their story.
(http://t.qkme.me/357sos.jpg)
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Oh cool, our first soccer thread.
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Yeah ok let the Brit bashing commence :haha:
No doubt Cricket will be brought up soon!!
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What up drew...
Here is info on the trees.
http://www.tigersx.com/forum/index.php?topic=12689.0 (http://www.tigersx.com/forum/index.php?topic=12689.0)
Fuck you for wanting to follow Alabama in the first place.
Another thing, hold on to your balls...this place ain't real proper...
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Yeah ok let the Brit bashing commence :haha:
No doubt Cricket will be brought up soon!!
So will Pippa's nipples.
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So will Pippa's nipples.
It's ok, that i'm willing to discuss! :tits:
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What up drew...
Here is info on the trees.
http://www.tigersx.com/forum/index.php?topic=12689.0 (http://www.tigersx.com/forum/index.php?topic=12689.0)
fudge you for wanting to follow Alabama in the first place.
Another thing, hold on to your balls...this place ain't real proper...
Yeah I agree, alabama, what was I thinking!
Maybe I can find a home here? :bow:
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Yeah I agree, alabama, what was I thinking!
Maybe I can find a home here? :bow:
That all depends...which is your favorite Spice Girl?
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Yeah I agree, alabama, what was I thinking!
Maybe I can find a home here? :bow:
Now if you make it to one of our golf outings none of these other fucks have any excuse. Have you visited Jumbo with your dog?
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That all depends...which is your favorite Spice Girl?
The one with the Auburn hair (I'm trying to hard aren't I?)
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Another thing, hold on to your balls...this place ain't real proper...
Say it so he can understand.
Awright geeezzaa! Old on ter yaaahr bollocks...Dis place ain't real proppa. Sorted mate.
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Now if you make it to one of our golf outings none of these other fudges have any excuse. Have you visited Jumbo with your dog?
I'm sure I'll regret this but I don't know what that is?
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The one with the Auburn hair (I'm trying to hard aren't I?)
I think the correct answer was "none of them".
However I think the judges would have also accepted "the one with the least amount of clothing on".
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I think the correct answer was "none of them".
However I think the judges would have also accepted "the one with the least amount of clothing on".
The one with the Auburn hair is also the one that did porno, so I'll allow it.
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I'm sure I'll regret this but I don't know what that is?
Just a charter member around here who initiates newbie by fisting their dog.
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The one with the Auburn hair is also the one that did porno, so I'll allow it.
^^^This^^^ However, I was really looking for none of the above FTR.
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(http://www.planet-familyguy.com/pfg/images/characters/46_nigel.jpg)
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^^^This^^^ However, I was really looking for none of the above FTR.
Yeah I thought about that, but then went with the Auburn route.
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Weellll now, let's not get too hasty here. There's always been something about that skinny little Posh Spice that tickles me testes.
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Weellll now, let's not get too hasty here. There's always been something about that skinny little Posh Spice that tickles me testes.
You ain't from around here Drew so you wouldn't know this but Snaggle has no testes.
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Weellll now, let's not get too hasty here. There's always been something about that skinny little Posh Spice that tickles me testes.
All the way in...aah nevermind. Too easy.
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So Drew, where you from in England?
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I'm from a town called Reading, about 40miles outside London.
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You ain't from around here Drew so you wouldn't know this but Snaggle has no testes.
Damn it, she gives them back to me more than you think. A lot more.
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I'm from a town called Reading, about 40miles outside London.
I think you are the first Brit we have had on the board. We have had some South Africans and a few swarthy Asians though.
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TigerWench will be quoting the shit out of some Monty Python in this thread when she sees it.
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Near Guildford?
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Near Guildford?
Yeah Guildford is pretty close by, how come you know that then?
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My brother lived there for 2 years.
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So, Drew...are you a member of the People's Front of Judea or what?
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So, Drew...are you a member of the People's Front of Judea or what?
Hold off now. Maybe he has some jewelry for sale.
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So, Drew...are you a member of the People's Front of Judea or what?
No I'm with the Knights who say Ni!
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No I'm with the Knights who say Ni!
Oh what sad times are these, when passing ruffians can say Ni at will to old ladies.
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I have to claim ignorance...are there any landmarks or special places near Guildford?
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I have to claim ignorance...are there any landmarks or special places near Guildford?
To cut to the chase he's really asking where the hookers are?
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Not really a land mark but our local football (sorry soccer!) team was in the premier league a few years back. Reading is also pretty close to Oxford.
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Not really a land mark but our local football (sorry soccer!) team was in the premier league a few years back. Reading is also pretty close to Oxford.
Well how many times have you hung out at the Grove?
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Well how many times have you hung out at the Grove?
Sorry what?
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Well how many times have you hung out at the Grove?
Hotty Toddy
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Weellll now, let's not get too hasty here. There's always been something about that skinny little Posh Spice that tickles me testes.
The only thing tickling his testes is the hairbrush his wife carries in her purse. Drew, you are safe here - suffice it to say that bammers do not take kindly to Reading. (writing or arithmetic, for that matter)
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Drew has inspired my AU/U.K. knowledge dump.
Follow Ross Collings (formerly Rossenator22) (https://twitter.com/#!/rosscollings) on twitter.
Here's his blog, A Brit Of Orange And Blue (http://abritoforangeandblue.wordpress.com/).
Here's War Blogle (http://www.warblogle.com/2011/03/04/football/20-questions-with-an-auburn-loving-brit/) interviewing him.
Here's the website for the U.K. Auburn Club.
http://www.auburntigereurope.com/
And here's their facebook group page (http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=4622305929).
You should get up with these folks.
Here's a scene from a British documentary about College Football:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cl-f8NABMM
And finally, here's some random British semi-celebrities wearing Auburn gear, probably completely coincidentally.
http://www.thewareaglereader.com/2011/07/british-tv-bombshell-caroline-flack-sports-vintage-auburn-shirt-in-maxim/
(http://www.thewareaglereader.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/caroline_flack_115704_12.jpg)
(http://www.thewareaglereader.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Caroline-Flack-Auburn-13.png)
And
http://www.thewareaglereader.com/2011/03/british-buzzband-the-vaccines-sport-auburn-shirt-during-recent-photo-shoot/
(http://www.thewareaglereader.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/The-Vaccines-Auburn.png)
(http://www.thewareaglereader.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Picture-28.png)
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The only thing tickling his testes is the hairbrush his wife carries in her purse. Drew, you are safe here - suffice it to say that bammers do not take kindly to Reading. (writing or arithmetic, for that matter)
haha. Beginning to see that after the events that led me here!!
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Not really a land mark but our local football (sorry soccer!) team was in the premier league a few years back.
Good. Give me some ammo to use against a buddy of mine who just started watching soccer a few years ago and automatically cheered for the United and said everyone else was garbage. I told him he was just on their bandwagon cause they were winning so I would really like to have some more in depth cut downs for him.
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Good. Give me some ammo to use against a buddy of mine who just started watching soccer a few years ago and automatically cheered for the United and said everyone else was garbage. I told him he was just on their bandwagon cause they were winning so I would really like to have some more in depth cut downs for him.
I hear the Silly Nannies are pretty good this season.
(http://images.wikia.com/familyguy/images/0/0c/British_Silly_Nannies.jpg)
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Sorry what?
Come on Drew, it was a joke (albeit a bad one) about Oxford. Ole Miss is in Oxford, MS and is known more for the Grove than the football team.
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haha. Beginning to see that after the events that led me here!!
Right then, off you go!
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I'm just curious what Drew will have to say in the SGA forum.
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I'm just curious what Drew will have to say post in the SGA concourse forum.
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Right then, off you go!
Sorry I thought he was referring to UAT not alabama in general?
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Come on Drew, it was a joke (albeit a bad one) about Oxford. Ole Miss is in Oxford, MS and is known more for the Grove than the football team.
Sorry, guess I spoilt that one!
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Sorry I thought he was referring to UAT not alabama in general?
He's done his homework.
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Sorry, guess I spoilt that one!
You can make up for it by putting a pic of some random hot British chick as your avatar.
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Drew, the Joke was about Oxford, due to the fact that the "university" of Mississippi is located in Oxford, MS. Their mascot is admiral ackbar.
Some other info about Ole Miss (university of mississippi's nickname):
They have majors such as reading and counting. Prestigious masters programs in division and fractions.
They love bears.
Always bring up the Houston Nutt statue. He is their idol.
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Good. Give me some ammo to use against a buddy of mine who just started watching soccer a few years ago and automatically cheered for the United and said everyone else was garbage. I told him he was just on their bandwagon cause they were winning so I would really like to have some more in depth cut downs for him.
I'll think of some better one's, but for the time being you could just rip him about the fact they got beat 6-1 by Manchester City their local rivals and a team which traditionally is seen as an inferior one.
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Oh, if you happen to venture over to any uat boards, make sure you ask them about Tom Al-Betar. That guy has rock star status among their fanbase.
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You can make up for it by putting a pic of some random hot British chick as your avatar.
As per your request!!
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Sorry I thought he was referring to UAT not alabama in general?
You speak English remarkably well for a furner.
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Oh, if you happen to venture over to any uat boards, make sure you ask them about Tom Al-Betar. That guy has rock star status among their fanbase.
Don't worry I won't be going anywhere near their boards, I was hoping to consider myself a Tiger now?
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Don't worry I won't be going anywhere near their boards, I was hoping to consider myself a Tiger now?
Dog?
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As per your request!!
Very nice!
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Don't worry I won't be going anywhere near their boards, I was hoping to consider myself a Tiger now?
You are certainly off to a great start with the avatar pic.
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You are certainly off to a great start with the avatar pic.
Ahh my stock is rising! (http://christhedon.com/The-Simpsons-Mr-Burns-Excel.jpg)
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:hop: ships international.
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Uuhh...nookie, you know I'm a huge fan of teh wimmenz backside....and your latest avatar is always a treat. However....ssgau has picked up his game tremendously in recent days and...well....ball's in your court now brotha'.
Oh, and commence with the ball jokes now....putzes.
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4 fucking pages on this??
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4 fucking pages on this??
What do you want us to talk about? Samford, or getting or shit pushed in in a week?
...Don't answer that...
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Well not Knowing the lay of the land here I wasn't going to say anything, but
Uuhh...nookie, you know I'm a huge fan of teh wimmenz backside....and your latest avatar is always a treat. However....ssgau has picked up his game tremendously in recent days and...well....ball's in your court now brotha'.
Oh, and commence with the ball jokes now....putzes.
Yes ssgau's avatar is immense! Nookie yours is also pleasing!
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What do you want us to talk about? Samford, or getting or shit pushed in in a week?
...Don't answer that...
I don't know? I see 4 pages after logging on the first time today and I expect greatness. Maybe my expectations are too high?
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I don't know? I see 4 pages after logging on the first time today and I expect greatness. Maybe my expectations are too high?
Just cuz your welcome thread went 3 fuck you posts, don't be hatin' on the Brits.
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I don't know? I see 4 pages after logging on the first time today and I expect greatness. Maybe my expectations are too high?
Don't be pissed because the Brit chose AU over your inbred school.
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Don't be pissed because the Brit chose AU over your inbred school that is located in a town full of uneducated morons.
fixt
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fixt
snicker
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He's just pissed cause these are the Brits that started a similar thread at WoolyAl.
(http://www.syffal.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/interview/rednecks.jpg)
(http://www.emmitsburg.net/humor/pictures/2009/nosubjec.jpg)
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He's just pissed cause these are the Brits that started a similar thread at WoolyAl.
(http://www.syffal.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/interview/rednecks.jpg)
(http://www.emmitsburg.net/humor/pictures/2009/nosubjec.jpg)
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_njDjXsP6jH8/S9BorJKNlyI/AAAAAAAAA6Q/Vl7anugiAIA/s1600/monknews.jpg)
Don't be pissed because the Brit chose AU over your inbred school.
Wow thanks guys, What a great welcome thread this is turning out to be!
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Wow thanks guys, What a great welcome thread this is turning out to be!
Fuck you.
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Fuck you.
*snicker*
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Fuck you.
I rofl'd my lederhosen
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Well thanks for the warm welcome, look forward to coming back here with some put downs for the Man U fan and hopefully some contributions to the concourse!
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Damn, looks like I missed all the fun. See what fucking work will do for you?!
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The only question I have is...Does the rabbit get proper fucked?
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The only question I have is...Does the rabbit get proper fudgeed?
Yes by the dags, though technically thats Irish, but ill allow it! ;o)
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;o)
Are you a female?
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Are you a female?
(http://media1.break.com/breakstudios/2011/8/3/snl.jpg)
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Damn, looks like I missed all the fun. See what fucking work will do for you?!
You should just quit.
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Damn, looks like I missed all the fun. See what fucking work will do for you?!
You should just quit.
And buzz means here, not work. We don't like you. No, seriously. Get the fuck outa here.
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Interested in Oaks? Are you a Druid? Cuz we don't take kindly to folks getting nekkid and dancing around our trees during Winter Solstice... **
We might tolerate a shrubber - are you a shrubber?
Do you still hold a grudge for that little fracas where we kicked y'all's ass back in 1776?
Do you wish you could bend it like Bekham or do you think he is a total douche?
Does the world come to an end if you don't get some damn tea and crumpets at 4:00 sharpish every afternoon?
And most importantly, what is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
At least with the time difference, you and nookie can keep each other company while the rest of us sleep.
** And before you guys get all "Now just hold on there about not allowing the nekkid Druid wimminz..." I do NOT recommend that Google search...
(http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/7162/pagan1.jpg)
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Damn, looks like I missed all the fun. See what fucking work will do for you?!
Priorities, this man has them wrong.
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So, how accurate is Greenstreet Hooligans anyhow?
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No I'm not female I just didn't want him to think I was getting uptight!
I'm not a druid either, Beckham is ok.
and yes Green Street is pretty accurate doesn't really happen anymore but in the 80's it was pretty much like that. If you can find it the film Cass is quite good too, its also about West Ham football club but its based on true events.
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You should just quit.
And buzz means here, not work. We don't like you. No, seriously. Get the fuck outa here.
Hey motherfucker, don't take your anger out on me. I can't help it you ain't getting no pussy.
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Hey motherfucker, don't take your anger out on me. I can't help it you ain't getting no pussy.
He's just mad because his wife gave him the OK and he missed wide right.
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He's just mad because his wife gave him the OK and he missed wide right.
My smileys came back just in time......
:pwnd: :classic:
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Sorry I thought he was referring to UAT not alabama in general?
You may just fit in here fine. Did your dog survive jumbo?
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You may just fit in here fine. Did your dog survive jumbo?
The dog is still in quarantine. Jumbo will have to wait six months.
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No I'm not female I just didn't want him to think I was getting uptight!
I'm not a druid either, Beckham is ok.
and yes Green Street is pretty accurate doesn't really happen anymore but in the 80's it was pretty much like that. If you can find it the film Cass is quite good too, its also about West Ham football club but its based on true events.
Did you ever get to meet Boy George in Soho?
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The dog is still in quarantine. Jumbo will have to wait six months.
lol
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lol
WTF did you do to your avatar?!
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WTF did you do to your avatar?!
Whats a matter? You dont think Freddie Prinze Jr is dreamy?
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lol
Seriously, homo.
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Seriously, homo.
Deep down (and I dont mean you on VV), you know you love it.
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You may just fit in here fine. Did your dog survive jumbo?
He's going to turn his English bulldog into a French poodle
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Did Drew just go all Jim on us?
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Did Drew just go all Jim on us?
Time difference?
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Oh, and fuck you for mentioning Jim! Brings up some heartbreaking memories you cruel bastard!
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Did Drew just go all Jim on us?
afternoon tea?
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afternoon tea?
Look, fucker. Change your avatar back, right now. I mean business here.
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Jim? Jimmy Hoffa? No I haven't done a disappearing act, whoever said time difference was correct, only got back in from work a short while ago!
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Jim? Jimmy Hoffa? No I haven't done a disappearing act, whoever said time difference was correct, only got back in from work a short while ago!
you do realize we all post from work. get with the program.
evening is for playing call of duty or for fucking. you make the call on who does which in the evening.
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you do realize we all post from work. get with the program.
evening is for playing call of duty or for fudgeing. you make the call on who does which in the evening.
Not when you work in a hospital, you don't post from work.
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you do realize we all post from work. get with the program.
evening is for playing call of duty or for fucking. you make the call on who does which in the evening.
He's with the program. He has delicious female boddage in his avatar. I would too if I didn't sux at teh interwebz.
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Not when you work in a hospital, you don't post from work.
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we've got lawyers, engineers, teachers, astronauts, porn stars and cops on the X... don't think for a moment people aren't getting screwed, buildings being built, students being taught, space shuttles were being flown, people getting screwed, or doughnuts being ate...while we post. multi-task bitch.
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ok can we stop ripping it out of the new guy now!?
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ok can we stop ripping it out of the new guy now!?
You only hurt the ones you love. This is pretty typical for around this little corner of the ebays. It's a process.
Step 1. Fist newcomers dog.
Step 2. Get them to post a nearly naked woman for their avatar.
Step 3. Insult them to see if they will fight back.
Step 4. Get them to neglect their duties at work, home, and church in order to post inane movie quotes and let us know what is playing on their ipod.
Step 5. Get them to turn bitter, cynical, and crotchety.
Welcome to the X, it's a little slice of heaven.
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Ah now I know the rules, this just got a little more fun. I see I am somewhere between step 3-4.
Lets get this Shitake on the road.
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Ah now I know the rules, this just got a little more fun. I see I am somewhere between step 3-4.
Lets get this Shitake on the road.
i love mushrooms.
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You only hurt the ones you love. This is pretty typical for around this little corner of the ebays. It's a process.
Step 1. Fist newcomers dog.
Step 2. Get them to post a nearly naked woman for their avatar.
Step 3. Insult them to see if they will fight back.
Step 4. Get them to neglect their duties at work, home, and church in order to post inane movie quotes and let us know what is playing on their ipod.
Step 5. Get them to turn bitter, cynical, and crotchety.
Welcome to the X, it's a little slice of heaven.
Sums it up nicely.
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Some of us just skipped directly to step 5.
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Some of us just skipped directly to step 5.
Seems reasonable, saves a lot of time and if thats where its heading then why fudge around!
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Ah now I know the rules, this just got a little more fun. I see I am somewhere between step 3-4.
Lets get this Shitake on the road.
Think of it as weeding out the weak ones. It's best to cull them before any of us have wasted too much time or effort.
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Think of it as weeding out the weak ones. It's best to cull them before any of us have wasted too much time or effort.
That's the Chattanooga way
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Must be doing reasonably well......I came back for day 2!!
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ok can we stop ripping it out of the new guy now!?
My dear little crumpetmuncher, this thread is, for the moment, you being welcomed with open arms. This is what happens to the trolls and undesirables around here...
http://www.tigersx.com/forum/index.php?topic=10089.0 (http://www.tigersx.com/forum/index.php?topic=10089.0)
The X has ways of finding shit out...
So I suggest you hold up your end of Step 3, and avoid this fucktard's fate.
For you, we might show up to collect your liver. Are you an organ donor?
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:facepalm:
we've got lawyers, engineers, teachers, astronauts, porn stars and cops on the X... don't think for a moment people aren't getting screwed, buildings being built, students being taught, space shuttles were being flown, people getting screwed, or doughnuts being ate...while we post. multi-task bitch.
You forgot author of erotic literature and purveyor of the finest in adult novelties.
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My dear little crumpetmuncher, this thread is, for the moment, you being welcomed with open arms. This is what happens to the trolls and undesirables around here...
http://www.tigersx.com/forum/index.php?topic=10089.0 (http://www.tigersx.com/forum/index.php?topic=10089.0)
The X has ways of finding shit out...
So I suggest you hold up your end of Step 3, and avoid this fucktard's fate.
For you, we might show up to collect your liver. Are you an organ donor?
That thread never gets old.
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You only hurt the ones you love. This is pretty typical for around this little corner of the ebays. It's a process.
Step 1. Fist newcomers dog.
Step 2. Get them to post a nearly naked woman for their avatar.
Step 3. Insult them to see if they will fight back.
Step 4. Get them to neglect their duties at work, home, and church in order to post inane movie quotes and let us know what is playing on their ipod.
Step 5. Get them to turn bitter, cynical, and crotchety.
Welcome to the X, it's a little slice of heaven.
What if you were already at steps 4 and 5 before you even joined? Number 3 isn't really a step. I think it is permanent practice. Somehow something to do with alcohol should be in that list, unless you just assumed it was rolled into #5.
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Must be doing reasonably well......I came back for day 2!!
Post in some other threads. Things could get interesting.
Are you a homo? Because we have a few of those in here too so no worries mate. Well, I don't know if they are purely homo, but they do like the occasional wang to swang on.
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Post in some other threads. Things could get interesting.
Are you a homo? Because we have a few of those in here too so no worries mate. Well, I don't know if they are purely homo, but they do like the occasional wang to swang on.
By the looks of Nookies avatar he has now went to the homo side of the plate.
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Post in some other threads. Things could get interesting.
Are you a homo? Because we have a few of those in here too so no worries mate. Well, I don't know if they are purely homo, but they do like the occasional wang to swang on.
No sorry to get you hopes up I'm not homo!
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No sorry to get you hopes up I'm not homo!
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By the looks of Nookies avatar he has now went to the homo side of the plate.
This X1000
Damn it son, I'm not gonna' tell you again.
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Maybe Prinze has an exclusive contract with NHOP now?
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No sorry to get you hopes up I'm not homo!
VV and AWK will be disappointed. They always wanted a good English wang.
BTW - 60s and 70s British music = teh roxxers.
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Lets get this Shitake on the road.
:facepalm:
http://www.tigersx.com/forum/index.php?topic=6421.0
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ooops thought it had auto changed it, fuck it changed my settings that should make things easier now!
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ooops thought it had auto changed it, fuck it changed my settings that should make things easier now!
Oh it's time for a bloody fisting for you and your dog.......toughguy.
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Oh it's time for a bloody fisting for you and your dog.......toughguy.
Do it the Ir'sh way and all four clovers.
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Has this guy met AWK and Vandy Vol - they might have something in comme=on. If he is intertested in "Oaks", he must like that southern hardwood like they do
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To save making a new thread, i'll ask in here. What 10 things should I know about supporting auburn?
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To save making a new thread, i'll ask in here. What 10 things should I know about supporting auburn?
1) Make sure that you understand that its Auburn University and not the University of Auburn.
2) War Damn Eagle is a battle cry.
3) The tiger is our mascot, not the eagle.
4) It is the Auburn family not the Auburn nation.
5) We have the finest womenz and best tailgating.
Those are my 5 for you to know.
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To save making a new thread, i'll ask in here. What 10 things should I know about supporting auburn?
1) There are two answers that trump just about anything an opposing fan can say to you: a) Bo Jackson, motherfucker and b) Cam Newton, bitch. Automatic wins regardless of the topic. So if someone says "your team just got beat by Central Florida," you can glare at them, invoke the name Bo Jackson and they are rendered immediately irrelevant.
2) If you are being curb-stomped by another Auburn fan in a discussion, you cannot invoke Bo or Cam for the win. Here you attain victory by invoking "The Creed." As in "Read the creed, asshole." If you don't know what the creed is, you should learn.
3) You must know the difference between War Eagle and Tigers. You must also feign amused disgust at anyone who does not know the difference.
4) You must be able to recite the words to the Bodda Getta cheer. You must pretend to know what "Bodda Getta" actually means, but refuse to share that knowledge with anyone.
5) You must know who Jordan, Foy, Haley, Dye, Hare, Housel, Beard, Eaves Heisman and Donahue are. You should also know who Barfield and Bowden are and be able to provide a 1000 word essay on their shortcomings.
6) You should know what Toomer's Lemonade is (and where it is purchased) and pretend to enjoy it even if it makes your teeth ache and your vision double.
7) You must know the significance of the following numbers: 7, 88, 34, 2, 74, 1989, 1957, 2010, 2004, 17-16 and 344-844-4244.
8) You should know what kind of whiskey Bear Bryant drank and what kind of cigarettes he smoked so that your mocking skeletal tableaus will be as historically accurate as possible.
9) You must get misty eyed at the sight of an eagle soaring and know why.
10) You have to understand that Auburn fandom is more than football or sports. It's more than rolling trees or tailgating. It's almost a religious experience. We don't tolerate half-ass. If you are in you have to be all in. No equivocation. Doesn't mean you can't complain or question just that the faith remains strong.
11) Bonus: If you ever -- EVER -- see somebody wearing Auburn gear you are required to greet that person with "War Eagle." It's manadatory. Not so much here because you'd be doing it all day long, but anywhere outside the state of Alabama it's a rule.
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(http://i1028.photobucket.com/albums/y344/MichaelAnthonyHunt/more%20gifs/rnd-rudy.gif)
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7) You must know the significance of the following numbers: 7, 88, 34, 2, 74, 1989, 1957, 2010, 2004, 17-16 and 3344-844-4244.
fixt
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fixt
Sadly, that was copied directly from a profile of the service on an AU site.
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Sadly, that was copied directly from a profile of the service on an AU site.
So YOU don't know it by heart???
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/03/18/article-1162554-03F75F34000005DC-698_468x328.jpg)
11) Bonus: If you ever -- EVER -- see somebody wearing Auburn gear you are required to greet that person with "War Eagle." It's manadatory. Not so much here because you'd be doing it all day long, but anywhere outside the state of Alabama it's a rule.
(http://www.theauburner.com/images/wareaglechart.jpg)
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fixt
And yet, you didn't.
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1) There are two answers that trump just about anything an opposing fan can say to you: a) Bo Jackson, motherfucker and b) Cam Newton, bitch. Automatic wins regardless of the topic. So if someone says "your team just got beat by Central Florida," you can glare at them, invoke the name Bo Jackson and they are rendered immediately irrelevant.
2) If you are being curb-stomped by another Auburn fan in a discussion, you cannot invoke Bo or Cam for the win. Here you attain victory by invoking "The Creed." As in "Read the creed, asshole." If you don't know what the creed is, you should learn.
3) You must know the difference between War Eagle and Tigers. You must also feign amused disgust at anyone who does not know the difference.
4) You must be able to recite the words to the Bodda Getta cheer. You must pretend to know what "Bodda Getta" actually means, but refuse to share that knowledge with anyone.
5) You must know who Jordan, Foy, Haley, Dye, Hare, Housel, Beard, Eaves Heisman and Donahue are. You should also know who Barfield and Bowden are and be able to provide a 1000 word essay on their shortcomings.
6) You should know what Toomer's Lemonade is (and where it is purchased) and pretend to enjoy it even if it makes your teeth ache and your vision double.
7) You must know the significance of the following numbers: 7, 88, 34, 2, 74, 1989, 1957, 2010, 2004, 17-16 and 344-844-4244.
8) You should know what kind of whiskey Bear Bryant drank and what kind of cigarettes he smoked so that your mocking skeletal tableaus will be as historically accurate as possible.
9) You must get misty eyed at the sight of an eagle soaring and know why.
10) You have to understand that Auburn fandom is more than football or sports. It's more than rolling trees or tailgating. It's almost a religious experience. We don't tolerate half-ass. If you are in you have to be all in. No equivocation. Doesn't mean you can't complain or question just that the faith remains strong.
11) Bonus: If you ever -- EVER -- see somebody wearing Auburn gear you are required to greet that person with "War Eagle." It's manadatory. Not so much here because you'd be doing it all day long, but anywhere outside the state of Alabama it's a rule.
Just to add to that already awesome list, some detail about "War Eagle." The true, real "War Eagle" is a Golden Eagle, and until recently he or she was named Tiger. Yes we sometimes use a Bald Eagle.
"War Eagle" the words: Can be used in many ways, and their meaning is completely different with the changing of voice inflection. It can be a battle cry at a game, an expression of great joy and/or pride, a greeting, parting words, words of consolation, and can even mean "Fuck You" if you're practiced enough in the use of the words and with proper timing of delivery, though in most cases the actual words "Fuck You Bammer Redneck" are preferable. Inserting the word "Damn" between "War" and "Eagle" is almost always acceptable. The term "War Eagles" (with the 's' on the end) is completely wrong, it is never plural, except while executing the "Track 'em Tigers" cheer.
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And yet, you didn't.
huh?
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huh?
You simply added a 3, didn't take out a 4.
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You simply added a 3, didn't take out a 4.
I struck through the 4 - redacted that mofo
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I struck through the 4 - redacted that mofo
Like that ^^^?
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Like that ^^^?
Just like this: 3344 Add a 3, strike through the first 4 - would have made the struck digit red, but all shades of red are dead to me this week
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Thi thread has taken a turn for the worse. :facepalm:
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Thi thread has taken a turn for the worse. :facepalm:
Y'all fuck up every thread
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Huhuhuhuh...you said Bowden and shortcomings in the same sentence.
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So, where did our little English muffin go?
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So, where did our little English muffin go?
Drew_3 = Jim
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Drew_3 = Jim
He's off getting bedazzled.
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He's off getting bedazzled.
Or vagazzled
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Step 1. Fist newcomers dog.
Step 2. Get them to post a nearly naked woman for their avatar.
Step 3. Insult them to see if they will fight back.
Step 4. Get them to neglect their duties at work, home, and church in order to post inane movie quotes and let us know what is playing on their ipod.
Step 5. Get them to turn bitter, cynical, and crotchety.
Step 6. Get them to become unreasonably angry when someone puts a tomato on their sandwich.
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Or vagazzled
He is gay while he smokes his fag.
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2) War Damn Fucking Eagle is a battle cry.
Fixt.
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Or vagazzled
Is that a cross between vajazzled and vaguzzled? (Sort of like pimping it out, and turning it into a pimp cup?)