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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Kaos on March 02, 2011, 05:28:02 PM
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Won't be played unless they are authenticated.
Opinions of on air talent does not reflect the position of management.
http://www.977thezone.com/The_Tapes_Statement.pdf
Smells like bullshit and crawfishing.
They are on the ropes. Deliver the KO blow.
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Moron whining bammer caller, John from H'ville says he heard that tape today and its huge and very damning. Says Auburns needs to issue some statement, and the end is near. Soon all will be taken away from Auburn. More tapes like that to come, and its gonna get bad. Geezusfuckincristo! Told you, they were told what was on the tapes, its what they want to hear, and they hear what they want from JACK SHIT!
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Moron whining bammer caller, John from H'ville says he heard that tape today and its huge and very damning. Says Auburns needs to issue some statement, and the end is near. Soon all will be taken away from Auburn. More tapes like that to come, and its gonna get bad. Geezusfuckincristo! Told you, they were told what was on the tapes, its what they want to hear, and they hear what they want from JACK SHIT!
Whore Shit!!! GOT 13?
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If their mission is to "report the sports news in an unbiased fashion", why the hell is this guy one of their talk show hosts?
Has their ever been a more biased host than Moore?
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Won't be played unless they are authenticated.
Opinions of on air talent does not reflect the position of management.
http://www.977thezone.com/The_Tapes_Statement.pdf
Smells like bullshit and crawfishing.
They are on the ropes. Deliver the KO blow.
Okay, we make our own tape and send it to F-bomb. Doesn't matter what it says. But it will be "an Auburn response."We can get very imaginative with this, anything under the sun. I say we send a satirical tape with all of the build-up and hoopla from a souce the fuckers would get excited about. I'm all in.
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Moron whining bammer caller, John from H'ville says he heard that tape today and its huge and very damning. Says Auburns needs to issue some statement, and the end is near. Soon all will be taken away from Auburn. More tapes like that to come, and its gonna get bad. Geezusfuckincristo! Told you, they were told what was on the tapes, its what they want to hear, and they hear what they want from JACK SHIT!
Hope he was laughed off the air.
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Hope he was laughed off the air.
Not really. Dude is seriuosly deranged. He jumped all over Lars Anderson for not mentioning Cam's 3 felony CHARGES in his SI piece in Oct. He was basically pissed that he didnt set out to do a smear piece on Cam.
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Okay, we make our own tape and send it to F-bomb. Doesn't matter what it says. But it will be "an Auburn response."We can get very imaginative with this, anything under the sun. I say we send a satirical tape with all of the build-up and hoopla from a souce the fuckers would get excited about. I'm all in.
I want to play the voice of Pat Dye. We can make this bitch histerically funny and rub it in their faces.Come on guys, this is our chance to stick it in these people and break it off cleanly. It makes a mockery of all of the Bamer shitheads in one fail swoop. I'm fucking deranged enough to turn their derangement against them.
Okay I'll hang up and listen.(http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u180/timber09/TTM/willard.jpg)
I don't think you people realize what kind of opportunity you have here.
And yes. Responding to ones own quote with a quote is like talking about one's self in third person.
I can do that. I've done it before. Keep up!
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I want to play the voice of Pat Dye. We can make this bitch histerically funny and rub it in their faces.Come on guys, this is our chance to stick it in these people and break it off cleanly. It makes a mockery of all of the Bamer shitheads in one fail swoop. I'm fucking deranged enough to turn their derangement against them.
Okay I'll hang up and listen.
Did you just quote yourself...and then respond to it?
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Did you just quote yourself...and then respond to it?
Jmar likes the bath salts.
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Jmar likes the bath salts.
Don't like my idea of fighting fire with fire huh?
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Can we make 2 screen names for jmar to use depending on which personality is posting at that time?
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Can we make 2 screen names for jmar to use depending on which personality is posting at that time?
Is it a requirement of yours because I assure you that I am one and the same as always. Or had you rather I should take the Andy Kaufman approach ?
I aim to please.
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Common sense tells you that if these tapes existed, there would have been a nuclear war between internet bloggers and pseudo reporters to be the first to play un-cut damnation from the mountain tops. There is no hope for exclusivity at this point if so many people have heard it. If it has been heard, it's been in a position to be leaked, projected, blasted and internet bombed to millions by now.
It isn't going to happen at this point.
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Common sense tells you that if these tapes existed, there would have been a nuclear war between internet bloggers and pseudo reporters to be the first to play un-cut damnation from the mountain tops. There is no hope for exclusivity at this point if so many people have heard it. If it has been heard, it's been in a position to be leaked, projected, blasted and internet bombed to millions by now.
It isn't going to happen at this point.
Where did the "tapes" rumor start?
I don't even think this was an ESPN thing. I think this started on a message board where Tide "insiders" claimed there were recordings of the Newtons.
Life is silly right now.
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Where did the "tapes" rumor start?
I don't even think this was an ESPN thing. I think this started on a message board where Tide "insiders" claimed there were recordings of the Newtons.
I think it was Moore himself that got the rumor started which led to him being on several other radio shows. Then leave it up to SbB to give some internet legs which then led to internet wildfire. It seems to me that Moore lost control of this thing the last couple of days and now its his ass in the sling.
I thing Chop nailed it. There is no hope for exclusivity at this point so Moore has gotten about all he is gonna get out of it in order to boost the WZZN ratings. Whats left is just food for the roaches.
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Where did the "tapes" rumor start?
I don't even think this was an ESPN thing. I think this started on a message board where Tide "insiders" claimed there were recordings of the Newtons.
Life is silly right now.
This has to end.
I'm of the opinion that these two clowns are manufacturing tapes. He's told about six different stories.
Moore and the redfish have to be taken off the air.
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This has to end.
I'm of the opinion that these two clowns are manufacturing tapes. He's told about six different stories.
Moore and the redfish have to be taken off the air.
It does have to end. The problem is if these two clowns decide to be just that - clowns.
Perhaps they are seeing this as an opportunity to be a highly rated talk show that never discusses serious topics. It's a comedy show. A real vaudeville presentation.
Cam and Cecil in hot water with Auburn about pay-for-play? We'll manufacture the tapes. Come and listen.
Muschamp and Florida in trouble for having recruits sleep with cheerleaders? We'll hire a big black guy and a hot adult film star and let them go at it in a dark hotel room. Then we'll publish the video on our website after advertising it on the air. Come and watch. Then, um, come.
Dooley and Tennessee in trouble for handing bags of cash to high school coaches? We'll get a surveillance camera and film a guy that looks like a Tennessee booster handing a brown paper bag to a guy that sorta kinda looks like the head coach of a local high school.
It's like Weird Al Yankovich decided to do sports radio. These guys may benefit from their lies in ways we can't control because we all know people like comedy.
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Tapes, Part 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPOldqzwawk
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This has to end.
I'm of the opinion that these two clowns are manufacturing tapes. He's told about six different stories.
Moore and the redfish have to be taken off the air.
It's the Barkers and Shanes that kept the story going based on info from people like Moore whom they were convinced was credible. Larger outlets followed suit because of the smoke. Auburn callers should be giving Barker the business this morning but I'm sure he gets off light. They were certain there was something to it, enough to beat the drum even as a method of stalling until some nugget surfaced.When does the Hiraldo Riveira moment of truth take place for these mullets?
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It does have to end. The problem is if these two clowns decide to be just that - clowns.
Perhaps they are seeing this as an opportunity to be a highly rated talk show that never discusses serious topics. It's a comedy show. A real vaudeville presentation.
Cam and Cecil in hot water with Auburn about pay-for-play? We'll manufacture the tapes. Come and listen.
Muschamp and Florida in trouble for having recruits sleep with cheerleaders? We'll hire a big black guy and a hot adult film star and let them go at it in a dark hotel room. Then we'll publish the video on our website after advertising it on the air. Come and watch. Then, um, come.
Dooley and Tennessee in trouble for handing bags of cash to high school coaches? We'll get a surveillance camera and film a guy that looks like a Tennessee booster handing a brown paper bag to a guy that sorta kinda looks like the head coach of a local high school.
It's like Weird Al Yankovich decided to do sports radio. These guys may benefit from their lies in ways we can't control because we all know people like comedy.
TH it's all comedy to me. That's why I think the best defense against a "machine" with all of the tools at it's disposal and with overwhelming numbers is to satirize it because you cannot be heard and even if you could be heard it would fall largely on deaf ears. But teasing is a way of infuriating the kool-aid drinking true believers.
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You can attack or defend. Either way it has to be offensive. Conventional methods are one way, but the serious, student government response is stuffy and gets lost like sifting through 250 pages of documents.
If you want an apology it will be turned against you because you come off as too sensitive. They cannot be stopped or beaten, only ridiculed and teased. If the "Auburn Response" is hard and edgy in a comedic sense, it will be more effective and have a more lasting effect on readers, listeners and callers because of the negative nature of the overall news cycle we see every day. It simply numbs the public.
So on a much smaller scale, athletics and particularly in our case largely football, just in this state alone the outlets are dominated by the rival forces. And if you only have a stick and a rock to fight with, you have to get creative.
Think of the current and past conflits in the world. Almost always, one side has a decisive advantage. It's no different here. :poke:
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Tapes, Part 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPOldqzwawk
I'm sorry but I was pissing my pants. :bugs:
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I'm sorry but I was pissing my pants. :bugs:
Agreed. That was funny as hell.
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I'm sorry but I was pissing my pants. :bugs:
You know how Mrs. Newton loves her Mastadon.
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Damn planes, the perils of living at the end of a runway I guess.
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Ok. I've spent part of my day studying the process of "authenticating" tapes.
I've even got a call in to an expert in New Jersey who specializes in it.
From what I've read, one of the key indicators of tampering is excessive background noise. It's how you hide the changes in pitch and tone that would be a red flag of the thing being spliced together.
Lots of background noise? Check.
Another thing is that even using the most sophisticated machines and the most talented analysts -- and even with an extensive verified repository of recorded conversation to use as the control -- you can never conclude with anything approaching 100% accuracy that a recording is genuine or that it contains the voices of the people you claim.
So essentially the "authentication" is a sham.
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Ok. I've spent part of my day studying the process of "authenticating" tapes.
I've even got a call in to an expert in New Jersey who specializes in it.
From what I've read, one of the key indicators of tampering is excessive background noise. It's how you hide the changes in pitch and tone that would be a red flag of the thing being spliced together.
Lots of background noise? Check.
Another thing is that even using the most sophisticated machines and the most talented analysts -- and even with an extensive verified repository of recorded conversation to use as the control -- you can never conclude with anything approaching 100% accuracy that a recording is genuine or that it contains the voices of the people you claim.
So essentially the "authentication" is a sham.
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I never have any idea what you're talking about.
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Ok, lets just play along for a minute and pretend these tapes are real. Does the voice in the audio not sound more like the Kenny Rogers guy anyway? Also, what does this prove other than what we already knew? Nothing. There are the Updikes that seem to think they heard Cam in the background. Well thats called wishful thinking on their part. But, again playing along, would that not be Cecil which again is something we already knew.
I for one think these tapes fake as shit anyway.
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Ok, lets just play along for a minute and pretend these tapes are real. Does the voice in the audio not sound more like the Kenny Rogers guy anyway? Also, what does this prove other than what we already knew? Nothing. There are the Updikes that seem to think they heard Cam in the background. Well thats called wishful thinking on their part. But, again playing along, would that not be Cecil which again is something we already knew.
I for one think these tapes fake as shit anyway.
That's kind of the thing. It doesn't really matter if they're real or not.
I feel like this...
:facepalm:
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The only thing these tapes prove is that every person on all these message boards now know who Scott Moore is. Pretty convenient given that he is trying to start a new radio show in a week or so.
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I for one think these tapes fake as poop anyway.
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Hello? Mr. Bond? This is Cecil Newton. My son wants $180,000 dollars. What? No you can't talk to him, but he's right here.
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Tell him to bring a coat.
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That's kind of the thing. It doesn't really matter if they're real or not.
I feel like this...
:facepalm:
No, it don't matter because it doesn't change shit that has already happened. Its like re-hashing stuff that has already happened and the Updikes of the world are treating this like its a golden voice recorded off a Fischer Price toy. (+1 to GF)
If this is the kind of stuff the NCAA had has evidence, I can easily see why it was disregarded.
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I never have any idea what you're talking about.
Which is essentially what this is all about.
Ever been asked: Why Auburn?
Auburn is different, and indifferent to Alabama.
Different gets ridiculed by and large by the masses for no other reason than being different.
Auburn does not follow the Alabama tradition so it follows in their minds that Auburn must be classless as well among other things. (Bamer logic)
Auburn won the title so it must have cheated.
The truth is out there.
Somewhere!