$4,823.00 is for the entire year.

Understood. You are in the wiregrass area away from the coastline and not in tornado alley. Sadly your area gets lumped in as if it were.


Just as a casual observer I have seen homeowners score a new roof from wind and hail damages over not just one weather event but several events over multiple seasons. Adjuster's do not differentiate, they only see storm damage so long as you can resist making an obvious small repair over a couple of unsightly missing shingles. It's Alabama...just be patient.












 

Fuck all the way off.  All the skirting and flirting with Nazi language by this campaign isn't a fucking accident.

You are an idiot.  Blind, deaf, and dumb. 

Keep on listening to Rachel Madcow and Mourning Joe. 

I’m stunned at your stupidity. 

Mine got sold to Cooper last October. 

It’s been a horror show ever since. 

$4,800 home insurance?  ...must be a place or Alabama is expensive has all get out.  fuck that.

No, you'll give me a piece of that ass.


No....wait...I meant, I can handle it with these folks.  But, thanks for the offer.




Call me?

You should get an automated attendant that answers phone calls for the firm.  Give 'em the run around for as long as you can on the phone, and charge them for your time.

I'll of course expect a small percentage of the cut.  10% seems fair for being an idea man.