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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: wesfau2 on November 12, 2023, 11:09:24 AM

Title: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: wesfau2 on November 12, 2023, 11:09:24 AM
Jimbo reportedly donezo...after putting up a 51-10 W!
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: The Six on November 12, 2023, 11:24:03 AM
$70+ million dollars to go away.

Hope you all bought gas yesterday because you are about to fund this.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: Kaos on November 12, 2023, 11:36:35 AM
What are they going to do with this? 

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Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: wesfau2 on November 12, 2023, 11:40:48 AM
$70+ million dollars to go away.

Hope you all bought gas yesterday because you are about to fund this.

If Texas A&M follows through with firing Jimbo Fisher, his $75 million buyout would be more than the buyouts of…

1. Tommy Tubberville - $5MM
2. Gene Chizik - $11MM
3. Gus Malzahn - $21MM
4. Bryan Harsin - $15MM

COMBINED.

https://twitter.com/barnsalot/status/1723712084406309114
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: War Damn Six on November 12, 2023, 12:52:30 PM
Rumbling already going around about bringing D Craig back to the Plains.  I am not sure how I feel about that. 
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: Kaos on November 12, 2023, 01:16:14 PM
Rumbling already going around about bringing D Craig back to the Plains.  I am not sure how I feel about that.

Let's get the band back together!

Kodi, Dameyune, TWill.... all the young turks!  Could we get Trooper, Looper, and Duper too?  And what about Rodney Garner? 
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: WiregrassTiger on November 12, 2023, 03:10:38 PM
Rumbling already going around about bringing D Craig back to the Plains.  I am not sure how I feel about that.
I heard a long time ago that DC burned the bridge to AU and I think the final straw was when he left the last time. Wasn’t it to go to LSU with Jimbo? Anyway, he left us high and dry, talked us down on the recruiting trail and did some things apparently behind the scenes to rub a couple of boosters the wrong way. I have no idea what or if that’s true but the words were that: “that ship has sailed.”

I believe them because Snags is usually in on the high level negotiations for hiring and firings of coaches, getting cash to recruits and now NIL deals. He knows what the fuck is going on.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: War Damn Six on November 12, 2023, 03:38:05 PM
I heard a long time ago that DC burned the bridge to AU and I think the final straw was when he left the last time. Wasn’t it to go to LSU with Jimbo? Anyway, he left us high and dry, talked us down on the recruiting trail and did some things apparently behind the scenes to rub a couple of boosters the wrong way. I have no idea what or if that’s true but the words were that: “that ship has sailed.”

I believe them because Snags is usually in on the high level negotiations for hiring and firings of coaches, getting cash to recruits and now NIL deals. He knows what the fuck is going on.

Snags doesn’t know what is happening in his own office.  The only cash he has is $2.35 to buy a beer on the way to the house.

I can’t believe you buy what he’s selling.  You are dumber than me listening to the Craig rumors.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: WiregrassTiger on November 12, 2023, 03:49:29 PM
Snags doesn’t know what is happening in his own office.  The only cash he has is $2.35 to buy a beer on the way to the house.

I can’t believe you buy what he’s selling.  You are dumber than me listening to the Craig rumors.
You don’t think that Snags could just be pretending to not know what the fuck is going on? Some people are good at pretending to be a dumbass and then they are able to surprise the opposition.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: Vladimir on November 12, 2023, 03:52:23 PM
You don’t think that Snags could just be pretending to not know what the fuck is going on? Some people are good at pretending to be a dumbass and then they are able to surprise the opposition.
It is not an act. Very, very real.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: War Damn Six on November 12, 2023, 03:56:31 PM
You don’t think that Snags could just be pretending to not know what the fuck is going on? Some people are good at pretending to be a dumbass and then they are able to surprise the opposition.

No one plays the game that good. Is he was that smart, his picture would be more widespread than Alex Shunnurah.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: CCTAU on November 12, 2023, 04:56:28 PM
No one plays the game that good. Is he was that smart, his picture would be more widespread than Alex Shunnurah.

He IS on the radio!
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: War Damn Six on November 12, 2023, 05:05:36 PM
He IS on the radio!

ED ads?
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: War Damn Six on November 12, 2023, 05:31:22 PM
Pittman out at Fayetteville? 
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: The Six on November 12, 2023, 05:41:23 PM
Official list of HC openings (will update as things change this season):

Northwestern
Michigan State
Texas A&M
Boise State


Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: War Damn Six on November 12, 2023, 05:44:03 PM
Official list of HC openings (will update as things change this season):

Northwestern
Michigan State
Texas A&M
Boise State

I think I could apply at two of those and get an interview.  I have a Blount County Rec League Basketball Tournament Championship under my belt.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: Kaos on November 12, 2023, 06:06:59 PM
Pittman out at Fayetteville?

I have heard from highly placed sources that this is going to happen.  Whether tomorrow or end of season it is a fait accompli. 
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: War Damn Six on November 12, 2023, 06:10:34 PM
I have heard from highly placed sources that this is going to happen.  Whether tomorrow or end of season it is a fait accompli.

You and your fancy words.  I am not sure exactly where your roots are but they don’t talk like that.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: War Damn Six on November 12, 2023, 06:11:29 PM
I have heard from highly placed sources that this is going to happen.  Whether tomorrow or end of season it is a fait accompli.

I think you are the right version of Rick Bragg.  With a better vocabulary.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: Snakebite on November 12, 2023, 09:20:30 PM
Official list of HC openings (will update as things change this season):

Northwestern
Michigan State
Texas A&M
Boise State

You think Boise takes the Hardashians back?

A&M might actually get a good one this time. Hope not.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: GH2001 on November 12, 2023, 09:30:20 PM
You think Boise takes the Hardashians back?

A&M might actually get a good one this time. Hope not.

Most folks in boise loathe him as much as we do.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: wesfau2 on November 13, 2023, 09:08:39 AM
Rumbling already going around about bringing D Craig back to the Plains.  I am not sure how I feel about that.

Hard no.

Loved DC as a player, but as a recruiter his kids are all shitheels.  They're super-talented shitheels, but shitheels nonetheless.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: wesfau2 on November 13, 2023, 09:13:31 AM
Official list of HC openings (will update as things change this season):

Northwestern
Michigan State
Texas A&M
Boise State

Pretty sure MissSt is on this list (or about to be the next contestant on...)
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: The Six on November 13, 2023, 09:17:12 AM
11/13/23 UPDATE - the firings continue...

Official list of HC openings:

Northwestern
Michigan State
Texas A&M
Boise State
Mississippi State



Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: The Six on November 13, 2023, 09:54:37 AM
Pretty sure MissSt is on this list (or about to be the next contestant on...)

Here's a blast from the past, veteran assistant coach Greg Knox will finish out the season at interim in Starkville. Didn't even let Arnett finish the thing. Wow. They must have really hated him.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: The Six on November 13, 2023, 10:14:24 AM
Official list of HC openings:
Northwestern
Michigan State
Texas A&M
Boise State
Mississippi State
San Diego State

Brady Hoke announced he is retiring from SDSU at the end of the season.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: jmar on November 14, 2023, 07:52:14 AM
I pray that Jimbo Fisher becomes a foreign missionary in Romania or Kurdistan thereby cheating us of his expertise as a football analyst.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: Snakebite on November 14, 2023, 08:53:51 AM
I pray that Jimbo Fisher becomes a foreign missionary in Romania or Kurdistan thereby cheating us of his expertise as a football analyst.

I really, really dislike Jimbo, but he is definitely not the idiot in this situation... Texas A&M is.

Something I was listening to the day following his firing stated something to the effect of, "Jimbo is getting paid more to NOT coach college football than Jameis Winston has gotten paid the entirety of his NFL career."  Now, I dislike Jameis Winston about as much, if not more than Jimbo.  However, it is out of control how much these folks are getting paid to coach football.  Salaries need a cap and buy outs need to go away completely.  None of that will ever happen, but it would be good for the sport.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: The Six on November 14, 2023, 08:56:24 AM
I pray that Jimbo Fisher becomes a foreign missionary in Romania or Kurdistan thereby cheating us of his expertise as a football analyst.

The only thing Jimbo prays to is the porcelain gawd after a night of eating raw beef and shotgunning Jim Beam special dark.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: AUJarhead on November 14, 2023, 10:23:41 AM
Look, all I know is Jimbo is kind because he rewinds.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: The Six on November 14, 2023, 02:43:33 PM
If Mississippi State hires Jamie Chadwell...
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: wesfau2 on November 14, 2023, 03:09:54 PM
If Mississippi State hires Jamie Chadwell...

You saw that he (allegedly) outed himself as being in Starkville?

https://twitter.com/CFBTalkDaily/status/1724510217516302470

Though in this post-truth world, it could very well be fake. 
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: The Six on November 14, 2023, 03:42:06 PM
You saw that he (allegedly) outed himself as being in Starkville?

https://twitter.com/CFBTalkDaily/status/1724510217516302470

Though in this post-truth world, it could very well be fake.

According to Bud Elliott, it was a fake. However, the rumors of mutual interest appear to have legs.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: GH2001 on November 14, 2023, 03:50:53 PM
According to Bud Elliott, it was a fake. However, the rumors of mutual interest appear to have legs.

Its shopped. But it would be a decent move for them.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: The Six on November 14, 2023, 03:56:19 PM
Its shopped. But it would be a decent move for them.

EggReed
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: wesfau2 on November 14, 2023, 06:19:36 PM
UCLA on deck:

https://twitter.com/On3sports/status/1724564675919016285
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: The Six on November 15, 2023, 03:55:47 AM
UCLA on deck:

https://twitter.com/On3sports/status/1724564675919016285

Dang. Ole Chip finally off the block.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: The Six on November 15, 2023, 03:57:07 AM
Official list of HC openings:
Northwestern
Michigan State
Texas A&M
Boise State
Mississippi State
San Diego State
UCLA

Somehow, Arkansas is NOT on this list.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: Kaos on November 15, 2023, 06:48:19 AM
I enjoy silly season when it's not us being silly. 

I saw Arkansas fans debating what it would take to draw Kirby Smart from Georgia.  "There has to be a number, right? And we've got better facilities and a better fanbase..." 

I've seen ESPN humping Deion to A&M. "Make it happen!"

I've seen Mississippi State fans tossing around names like Lane Kiffin and Freeze (who does seem extremely unhappy at the moment). 
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: The Six on November 15, 2023, 08:34:27 AM
I am not sure what UCLA expects. They are not elite. They've never been elite. They win games, make bowls, put dudes in the NFL, and stay out of the bad press. Maybe they don't make enough money (one of the reasons for going to the B1G, allegedly), but how is it Chip Kelly's fault people in friggin' Los Angeles aren't that into college football?

Teams like UCLA, Ole Miss, Mississippi State, and Arkansas need to take a long look in the mirror and come to terms with their future.

The 12 team playoff? Pffffttttt! That's not going to be open to their ilk. That's going to be a super exclusive club. And they ain't in it.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: jmar on November 15, 2023, 08:48:32 AM
I am not sure what UCLA expects. They are not elite. They've never been elite. They win games, make bowls, put dudes in the NFL, and stay out of the bad press. Maybe they don't make enough money (one of the reasons for going to the B1G, allegedly), but how is it Chip Kelly's fault people in friggin' Los Angeles aren't that into college football?

Teams like UCLA, Ole Miss, Mississippi State, and Arkansas need to take a long look in the mirror and come to terms with their future.

The 12 team playoff? Pffffttttt! That's not going to be open to their ilk. That's going to be a super exclusive club. And they ain't in it.
In truth UCLA's attendance for home games is  little more than that of Illnois who draw even less than Big Ten powerhouse Indiana.
 
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: GH2001 on November 15, 2023, 09:23:57 AM
I enjoy silly season when it's not us being silly. 

I saw Arkansas fans debating what it would take to draw Kirby Smart from Georgia.  "There has to be a number, right? And we've got better facilities and a better fanbase..." 

I've seen ESPN humping Deion to A&M. "Make it happen!"

I've seen Mississippi State fans tossing around names like Lane Kiffin and Freeze (who does seem extremely unhappy at the moment).

He did 4-5 weeks ago.

Hes looked happier than a pig in shit the last 3 weeks. Add to that the new grandkid.....Telling a certain cancer in the locker room to F off will do that to a guy.

Lane and Hugh probably laughed their asses off seeing that. There are fair criticisms of both those guys personally but to think either of them would leave where they are, to step into the absolute disasters that are Ark and MSU? It's almost a comedy sketch.

Gus was smart to know the ship with Ark has sailed....I think that's what sealed Pittman's fate in more than likely remaining. In reading Hogville, it seems to be the prevailing thought that the feelers they put out to anyone they thought would be better, were met with zero interest - nutshell: They think Pittman is the best they can do right now.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: Kaos on November 15, 2023, 10:27:38 AM
I am not sure what UCLA expects. They are not elite. They've never been elite. They win games, make bowls, put dudes in the NFL, and stay out of the bad press. Maybe they don't make enough money (one of the reasons for going to the B1G, allegedly), but how is it Chip Kelly's fault people in friggin' Los Angeles aren't that into college football?

Teams like UCLA, Ole Miss, Mississippi State, and Arkansas need to take a long look in the mirror and come to terms with their future.

The 12 team playoff? Pffffttttt! That's not going to be open to their ilk. That's going to be a super exclusive club. And they ain't in it.

That's what they say about us. 
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 15, 2023, 10:39:29 AM
That's what they say about us.

Don't think so.  Our history dwarfs those programs. 


Can you say "dwarf"?
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: Snakebite on November 15, 2023, 10:47:53 AM
Don't think so.  Our history dwarfs those programs. 


Can you say "dwarf"?

Dwarf is not a hard word to say.  You got a speech impediment or something?
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: Kaos on November 15, 2023, 10:57:23 AM
Don't think so.  Our history dwarfs those programs. 


Can you say "dwarf"?

We know that.  But if you ask anybody outside our circle they'd say Auburn and UCLA are direct parallels.  Like carbon copies. 
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: jmar on November 15, 2023, 12:31:22 PM
We know that.  But if you ask anybody outside our circle they'd say Auburn and UCLA are direct parallels.  Like carbon copies. 
If we recruit and produce the NIL money we always have a chance. It's also why we will never thrive with an outsider that doesn't get the big picture.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: The Six on November 15, 2023, 12:53:42 PM
If we recruit and produce the NIL money we always have a chance. It's also why we will never thrive with an outsider that doesn't get the big picture.

I still think we should run the Bone and mash people, but what do I know? Less than dick.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: jmar on November 15, 2023, 01:01:53 PM
Let's build for it. Long as we get a lead and keep a lead there's no better offense.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: GH2001 on November 15, 2023, 01:30:43 PM
That's what they say about us.

Numbers and history say otherwise....whoever "they" is, needs a lesson.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 15, 2023, 02:08:29 PM
Numbers and history say otherwise....whoever "they" is, needs a lesson.

Oh, so YOU'RE the they, in they say.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: wesfau2 on November 15, 2023, 02:12:46 PM
Oh, so YOU'RE the they, in they say.

God-damned pronouns, dude.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 15, 2023, 02:24:36 PM
Unless it has happened in the last little bit, Kelly hasn't been axed at UCLA.  What they would axe him, I don't know.

However, it appears that every outlet is saying it's imminent.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: WiregrassTiger on November 15, 2023, 02:31:57 PM

However, it appears that every outlet is saying it's imminent.
Immigrants have nothing to do with this. Idiot.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: The Six on November 15, 2023, 02:33:00 PM
God-damned pronouns, dude.

ZHE says Ole Miss is on the same level as Auburn because THEY just fire coaches and are a cult.

Did I get it right?
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: jmar on November 15, 2023, 03:24:53 PM
ZHE says Ole Miss is on the same level as Auburn because THEY just fire coaches and are a cult.

Did I get it right?
Immigrants have nothing to do with this. Idiot.
IDK, Chip Kelly looks like he's eaten a couple of immigrants.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: WiregrassTiger on November 15, 2023, 04:38:09 PM
Dwarf is not a hard word to say.  You got a speech impediment or something?
Way to go, Cpt Obvious. He’s already self conscious about the forehead and now you bring the lisp up.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 15, 2023, 04:49:11 PM
Way to go, Cpt Obvious. He’s already self conscious about the forehead and now you bring the lisp up.

I am not sensitive about my five forehead.  Peyton Manning and I are completely comfortable in our own skins. 
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: The Six on November 15, 2023, 04:52:39 PM
I am not sensitive about my five forehead.  Peyton Manning and I are completely comfortable in our own skins.

Why you gotta talk about your uncircumcised junk here, man? Don't you know there's a genocide going on!?! Sensitivity training must be lacking and the Elvis Aaron Hemphill School of Laws.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: GH2001 on November 15, 2023, 06:35:52 PM
I am not sensitive about my five forehead.  Peyton Manning and I are completely comfortable in our own skins.

How's that Landshark taste?
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: Snakebite on November 15, 2023, 08:16:00 PM
How's that Landshark taste?

You are putting me in a predicament. I want to pile on and talk shit with you, but he has a comeback on my drink of choice.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: CCTAU on November 15, 2023, 10:01:02 PM
How's that Landshark taste?

Another Bud product.
I knew I was on a homo board.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: jmar on November 16, 2023, 09:13:17 AM
Another Bud product.
I knew I was on a homo board.
My brew of choice is inspired by none other than the founder of the Son's of Liberty, second cousin to John Adams. It's the brew of choice for all patriotic Americans.
#saynotohomo  :hug:
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: GH2001 on November 16, 2023, 09:25:27 AM
My brew of choice is inspired by none other than the founder of the Son's of Liberty, second cousin to John Adams. It's the brew of choice for all patriotic Americans.
#saynotohomo  :hug:

Yuengling is present day way more patriotic if you are going that route. But Sam Adams is also very good in that regard.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: Snakebite on November 16, 2023, 09:30:59 AM
Yuengling is present day way more patriotic if you are going that route. But Sam Adams is also very good in that regard.

1. Blue Moon Light Sky to make sure my pants still fit.

2. Coors Light if I want to be cheap, or if I am in a pinch.

3. Shiner Bock with a steak.

4. Pabst Blue Ribbon is like a box of chocolates.  So cheaply made that each can tastes differently.  Some even taste good.

5. Naked Pig when smoking whole chickens.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 16, 2023, 12:13:00 PM
My choice in recent months, when at Beef O'Brady's for wings, is Amberbock on draft.  If I want something smooth, with no bitters, it's Amberbock.

Sad that the bartender just grabs a glass and heads for the AB tap as soon as I walk through the door.  I feel like Norm.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: wesfau2 on November 16, 2023, 12:23:38 PM
  I feel like Norm.

All four cheeks and a couple of chins shakin?
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: GH2001 on November 16, 2023, 01:29:32 PM
All four cheeks and a couple of chins shakin?

What's shakin Mr Peterson!

What isn't?
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: wesfau2 on November 16, 2023, 01:54:27 PM
What's shakin Mr Peterson!

What isn't?

This guy knows.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 16, 2023, 03:36:02 PM
Nooormmm

Can I get you a beer, Mr. Peterson?

Sure, Woodie, but stop me at 1....okay, 1:30.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: The Six on November 17, 2023, 02:06:08 PM
UPDATE

Official list of HC openings:
Northwestern
Michigan State
Texas A&M
Boise State
Mississippi State
San Diego State

Northwestern  removes tag, names David Braun head coach
https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/38906485/northwestern-set-give-david-braun-head-coach-title-sources-say (https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/38906485/northwestern-set-give-david-braun-head-coach-title-sources-say)

Adam Rittenberg and Pete Thamel
Northwestern has promoted interim football coach David Braun to the permanent head-coaching role, the school announced Wednesday.

Braun, hired in January as defensive coordinator by former coach Pat Fitzgerald, has led Northwestern to five wins, more than the team's combined win total from the past two seasons (four). He is the first Northwestern coach to win five games in his first season since Walter McCornack in 1903.

"I am truly honored for the opportunity to continue leading Northwestern's football program," Braun said in a statement. "Over the past five months, having the chance to lead this group has been the opportunity of a lifetime. Moving forward, my mission is to build on this positive momentum, aiming to create one of the best experiences in college football for our student-athletes."

Northwestern's staff was informed earlier Wednesday afternoon that Braun would be promoted, sources told ESPN. A news conference to introduce Braun is set for Thursday.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: The Six on November 19, 2023, 11:11:49 AM
[Official list of HC openings:
Michigan State
Texas A&M
Boise State
Mississippi State
San Diego State
Syracuse

 https://x.com/petethamel/status/1726263751375278487?s=46&t=KC8gREu9yhhPsJBxCh-GaQ (https://x.com/petethamel/status/1726263751375278487?s=46&t=KC8gREu9yhhPsJBxCh-GaQ)
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: Kaos on November 19, 2023, 11:56:57 AM
[Official list of HC openings:
Michigan State
Texas A&M
Boise State
Mississippi State
San Diego State
Syracuse

 https://x.com/petethamel/status/1726263751375278487?s=46&t=KC8gREu9yhhPsJBxCh-GaQ (https://x.com/petethamel/status/1726263751375278487?s=46&t=KC8gREu9yhhPsJBxCh-GaQ)

Pete Thamel wouldn't know his own ass if a label was stapled to it. 
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: The Six on November 19, 2023, 12:24:59 PM
Pete Thamel wouldn't know his own ass if a label was stapled to it.

The school released a statement confirming, so few free to continue ignoring facts.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: Kaos on November 19, 2023, 12:56:47 PM
The school released a statement confirming, so few free to continue ignoring facts.

Umm. No. What his name was attached to wasn’t a school statement.   

And even if he’s right once that only means one of 48 turds he threw stuck. 

Beyond that, he’s a known and proven liar.  So the statement was more generalized than specific. 
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: The Six on November 19, 2023, 01:59:27 PM
Umm. No. What his name was attached to wasn’t a school statement.   

And even if he’s right once that only meansone of 48 turds he threw stuck. 

Beyond that, he’s a known and proven liar.  So the statement was more generalized than specific.

Keep swinging at them windmills.

 https://x.com/mcallistermike1/status/1726295612075762149?s=46&t=KC8gREu9yhhPsJBxCh-GaQ (https://x.com/mcallistermike1/status/1726295612075762149?s=46&t=KC8gREu9yhhPsJBxCh-GaQ)
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: Kaos on November 19, 2023, 05:37:12 PM
Keep swinging at them windmills.

 https://x.com/mcallistermike1/status/1726295612075762149?s=46&t=KC8gREu9yhhPsJBxCh-GaQ (https://x.com/mcallistermike1/status/1726295612075762149?s=46&t=KC8gREu9yhhPsJBxCh-GaQ)

Pete Thamel is a proven liar.  That is not a windmill.  It is a stone cold fact. 
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: The Six on November 19, 2023, 09:17:45 PM
Pete Thamel is a proven liar.  That is not a windmill.  It is a stone cold fact.

Dino Babers is fired. Fact. Just because someone you don’t like reports something doesn’t make it less true. Go back to being “out”.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: Kaos on November 19, 2023, 09:43:16 PM
Dino Babers is fired. Fact. Just because someone you don’t like reports something doesn’t make it less true. Go back to being “out”.

You’re missing the point here.  Thamel is a damn liar.  Period.  It was a general statement, not really specific to this situation.  He makes stuff up - has an extensive track record of doing so.  He speaks in certainties and claims to have inside knowledge. He does not. 

If you want to champion him because he made a handful of predictions that came to fruition while ignoring the tons of other things he’s completely wrong about?  That’s all on you.

I won’t ever trust anything he says. 
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: The Six on November 20, 2023, 08:57:07 AM
You’re missing the point here.  Thamel is a damn liar.  Period.  It was a general statement, not really specific to this situation.  He makes stuff up - has an extensive track record of doing so.  He speaks in certainties and claims to have inside knowledge. He does not. 

If you want to champion him because he made a handful of predictions that came to fruition while ignoring the tons of other things he’s completely wrong about?  That’s all on you.

I won’t ever trust anything he says.

NO YOU ARE MISSING THE POINT! YES YOU ARE!!!!
IT WAS THE FIRST ONE I PULLED FROM TWITTER/X TO BACK UP ADDING SYRACUSE TO THE LIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM NOT ENDORSING ANY ONE OF THESE JOURNO TALKING HEADS!!!!! JUST UPDATING THE LIST!!!!!! STOP PISSING DOWN MY BACK AND TELLING ME IT'S RAIN!!!!! SYRACUSE IS OPEN!!!!! THAT'S THE DODGE RAM POINT OF THIS THREAD!!!! COACH OPENINGS!!!! NOT YOUR ONE MAN WAR AGAINST 'FAKE NEWS'!!!!!

Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: Snakebite on November 20, 2023, 09:05:12 AM
Gettin' spicy in here.  Don't make me start posting half nekked womenz in here, too.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: Kaos on November 20, 2023, 09:14:54 AM
NO YOU ARE MISSING THE POINT! YES YOU ARE!!!!
IT WAS THE FIRST ONE I PULLED FROM TWITTER/X TO BACK UP ADDING SYRACUSE TO THE LIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM NOT ENDORSING ANY ONE OF THESE JOURNO TALKING HEADS!!!!! JUST UPDATING THE LIST!!!!!! STOP PISSING DOWN MY BACK AND TELLING ME IT'S RAIN!!!!! SYRACUSE IS OPEN!!!!! THAT'S THE DODGE RAM POINT OF THIS THREAD!!!! COACH OPENINGS!!!! NOT YOUR ONE MAN WAR AGAINST 'FAKE NEWS'!!!!!

Need to up the dosage pal. 

You link to an asshole liar.  I rightly point out that he’s a known liar and has a history of making stuff up. Unrelated to the link you posted or the list or whatever. Just an observation that the guy is a proven liar. Can’t trust him.

You do a Biden in your drawers.   

Then it stinks in here. 
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: AUJarhead on November 20, 2023, 09:44:31 AM
Gettin' spicy in here.  Don't make me start posting half nekked womenz in here, too.

I like half nekked womenz.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: Kaos on November 20, 2023, 09:47:59 AM
I like half nekked womenz.

Which half?  Left or right?
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: jmar on November 20, 2023, 11:30:42 AM
Gettin' spicy in here.  Don't make me start posting half nekked womenz in here, too.
As long as they are tasteful pics I have no objections.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: wesfau2 on November 20, 2023, 11:43:13 AM
As long as they are tasteful pics I have no objections erections.

gimme the raunch.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: WiregrassTiger on November 20, 2023, 11:48:05 AM
NO YOU ARE MISSING THE POINT! YES YOU ARE!!!!
IT WAS THE FIRST ONE I PULLED FROM TWITTER/X TO BACK UP ADDING SYRACUSE TO THE LIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM NOT ENDORSING ANY ONE OF THESE JOURNO TALKING HEADS!!!!! JUST UPDATING THE LIST!!!!!! STOP PISSING DOWN MY BACK AND TELLING ME IT'S RAIN!!!!! SYRACUSE IS OPEN!!!!! THAT'S THE DODGE RAM POINT OF THIS THREAD!!!! COACH OPENINGS!!!! NOT YOUR ONE MAN WAR AGAINST 'FAKE NEWS'!!!!!
Although I find Thamel to be a dick with ears and I agree with Kaos on most matters, I’m going with you on this one, 6.

The reason is because you stated your argument in all caps and with multiple exclamation marks. ‼️ would have been better and a few “go fuck yourself” would have added some flavor. But, who am I to judge?

Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: jmar on November 20, 2023, 11:55:51 AM
Although I find Thamel to be a dick with ears and I agree with Kaos on most matters, I’m going with you on this one, 6.

The reason is because you stated your argument in all caps and with multiple exclamation marks. ‼️ would have been better and a few “go fuck yourself” would have added some flavor. But, who am I to judge?


We've moved on to tasteful raunch here.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: The Six on November 21, 2023, 09:50:54 AM
We've moved on to tasteful raunch here.

(https://i.imgflip.com/86sd2p.jpg)
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: The Six on November 26, 2023, 09:26:09 PM
 https://x.com/on3sports/status/1728883866927325359?s=46 (https://x.com/on3sports/status/1728883866927325359?s=46)

Texas A&M intends to hire Duke head coach Mike Elko as next head coach




Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: The Six on November 27, 2023, 08:52:03 AM
UPDATES - November 27

Official list of HC openings:
Boise State
Duke
Houston
Indiana
ULM
New Mexico
Oregon State
San Diego State
Syracuse
UTEP

Michigan State- Jonathan Smith
Mississippi State- Jeff Lebby
Northwestern- David Braun
Texas A&M- Mike Elko
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: GH2001 on November 27, 2023, 08:53:42 AM
https://x.com/on3sports/status/1728883866927325359?s=46 (https://x.com/on3sports/status/1728883866927325359?s=46)

Texas A&M intends to hire Duke head coach Mike Elko as next head coach

Hes a "sound" coach no doubt. But he is not who they wanted.

Not quite as bad as the UT/Schiano/Pruitt fiasco but Elko was on down their list. He may be who they SHOULD have had higher but Aggie is big on perception and Elko was not an impact hire for them in that regard.....according to them. The ego is big there.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: The Six on November 27, 2023, 09:00:20 AM
Hes a "sound" coach no doubt. But he is not who they wanted.

Not quite as bad as the UT/Schiano/Pruitt fiasco but Elko was on down their list. He may be who they SHOULD have had higher but Aggie is big on perception and Elko was not an impact hire for them in that regard.....according to them. The ego is big there.

Or maybe their $$$$ people looked at what it was gonna cost to pull Stoops out of Lexington and realized they could get the same thing for a lot cheaper pulling Elko out of the Triangle. They got a good coach who may not win the presser, but they've already paid a lot chasing that.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: GH2001 on November 27, 2023, 09:28:38 AM
Or maybe their $$$$ people looked at what it was gonna cost to pull Stoops out of Lexington and realized they could get the same thing for a lot cheaper pulling Elko out of the Triangle. They got a good coach who may not win the presser, but they've already paid a lot chasing that.

I think Elko would do good if Aggie sits back for 2-3 years, writes checks and lets him do his thing. But they are about as bad as Auburn in that regard.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: The Six on November 27, 2023, 09:29:29 AM
I think Elko would do good if Aggie sits back for 2-3 years, writes checks and lets him do his thing. But they are about as bad as Auburn in that regard.

Quite true.

Reality is the SEC as we knew it is over now. Next year is going to be so different.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: GH2001 on November 27, 2023, 09:57:13 AM
Unlike Schiano at Penn State - wasn't Lebby actually heavily involved in the scandal with Briles at Baylor?
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: wesfau2 on November 27, 2023, 10:02:14 AM
Hes a "sound" coach no doubt. But he is not who they wanted.

Not quite as bad as the UT/Schiano/Pruitt fiasco but Elko was on down their list. He may be who they SHOULD have had higher but Aggie is big on perception and Elko was not an impact hire for them in that regard.....according to them. The ego is big there.

Agreed.  Elko is a solid hire who may blossom into something great if given the chance.  He's not going to blow up the monied-boosters' collective skirts, though.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: jmar on November 27, 2023, 10:18:37 AM
Unlike Schiano at Penn State - wasn't Lebby actually heavily involved in the scandal with Briles at Baylor?
Yeah he's Art Brile's son in law.


' Baylor student Dolores Lozano mentioned Lebby as a coach who took no action against running back Devin Chafin following claims that he physically assaulted her three times. Following Briles' firing, Lebby defended him and sold shirts to show support of Briles.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: GH2001 on November 27, 2023, 10:25:56 AM
Yeah he's Art Brile's son in law.


' Baylor student Dolores Lozano mentioned Lebby as a coach who took no action against running back Devin Chafin following claims that he physically assaulted her three times. Following Briles' firing, Lebby defended him and sold shirts to show support of Briles.

And Miss State did their due diligence on this I assume?? Holy hell.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: The Six on November 27, 2023, 11:01:33 AM
And Miss State did their due diligence on this I assume?? Holy hell.

From Mississippi State Athletics:

"As we continue to invest in excellence at Mississippi State, the future of our football program is incredibly bright with the addition of Jeff Lebby at the helm," Director of Athletics Zac Selmon said. "I am confident that Jeff is the perfect leader for the next exciting chapter of Mississippi State football. He will bring an exciting brand of football, elite student-athlete development, and a winning culture to Starkville, all while doing so with high integrity. He is a dynamic recruiter who will attract an elite coaching staff and the nation's top talent. There is no doubt in my mind that Jeff's leadership, vision, and resilient work ethic will take this program to incredible heights. We could not be more excited to welcome Jeff, his wife Staley, and their children Kora and Kane to the Mississippi State family. It is a great time to be a Bulldog and only going to get better."

"I want to commend MSU Athletics Director Zac Selmon for leading a very comprehensive and thorough national search that produced Coach Jeff Lebby as our new head football coach at Mississippi State University," MSU President Mark E. Keenum said. "Coach Lebby is one of the most innovative offensive minds in college football and I look forward to him leading our football program to the standard our loyal Bulldog fan base wants and deserves."

https://hailstate.com/news/2023/11/26/offensive-mastermind-jeff-lebby-named-mississippi-state-head-football-coach.aspx (https://hailstate.com/news/2023/11/26/offensive-mastermind-jeff-lebby-named-mississippi-state-head-football-coach.aspx)

One might say they are 'All In' down in Starkville.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: GH2001 on November 27, 2023, 11:22:13 AM
kids are named Kora and Kane.... TF?
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: jmar on November 27, 2023, 11:34:03 AM
kids are named Kora and Kane.... TF?
What's shocking is that this dude never even applied to the Nick Saban School of Tainted Reputations.

Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: Kaos on November 27, 2023, 11:51:55 AM
kids are named Kora and Kane.... TF?

Maybe there's a little Kaos in the oven.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: GH2001 on November 27, 2023, 12:47:14 PM
Maybe there's a little Kaos in the oven.

The new coach and First Lady of MSU Football...

(https://ktxs.com/resources/media2/16x9/full/1024/center/80/6bd990df-e96d-4685-a8c1-3fb1042defb0-large16x9_ImportedfromLakana.jpg)
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: The Six on November 27, 2023, 01:45:08 PM
The new coach and First Lady of MSU Football...

(https://ktxs.com/resources/media2/16x9/full/1024/center/80/6bd990df-e96d-4685-a8c1-3fb1042defb0-large16x9_ImportedfromLakana.jpg)

(https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/499/143/202)
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: Kaos on November 27, 2023, 02:24:13 PM
(https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/499/143/202)

He will be excited to hear that.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: The Six on November 27, 2023, 02:39:29 PM
He will be excited to hear that.

It makes no difference to me what a man does for a living. If he pimps it out, as long as he doesn't abuse the merch, I got no qualms.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: The Six on November 27, 2023, 07:18:23 PM
UPDATES - November 27 evening edition

Official list of HC openings:
Boise State
Duke
Houston
Indiana
ULM
MTSU (happened earlier today)
New Mexico
Oregon State
San Diego State
Syracuse
UTEP

Hires
Michigan State- Jonathan Smith
Mississippi State- Jeff Lebby
Northwestern- David Braun
Texas A&M- Mike Elko
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: GH2001 on November 27, 2023, 07:59:12 PM
UPDATES - November 27 evening edition

Official list of HC openings:
Boise State
Duke
Houston
Indiana
ULM
MTSU (happened earlier today)
New Mexico
Oregon State
San Diego State
Syracuse
UTEP

Hires
Michigan State- Jonathan Smith
Mississippi State- Jeff Lebby
Northwestern- David Braun
Texas A&M- Mike Elko

Paging Byron hatpin to Idaho…

Do it boise. Do it. I dare you.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: WiregrassTiger on November 27, 2023, 08:13:22 PM
Paging Byron hatpin to Idaho…

Do it boise. Do it. I dare you.
Kaos will be crushed if this does happen. He’s thinking Auburn may change their minds.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: Kaos on November 27, 2023, 09:01:27 PM
Kaos will be crushed if this does happen. He’s thinking Auburn may change their minds.

I’m just excited Terry Bowden is available.  Get the band back together. 
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: Buzz Killington on November 28, 2023, 08:37:12 AM
I’m just excited Terry Bowden is available.  Get the band back together.
Could you imagine the possibilities with Jimbo Fisher as OC?
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: GH2001 on November 28, 2023, 08:50:11 AM
Could you imagine the possibilities with Jimbo Fisher as OC?

The AUdacity you have!
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: Buzz Killington on November 28, 2023, 09:52:51 AM
The AUdacity you have!
It's AUthentic
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: wesfau2 on November 28, 2023, 10:09:02 AM
Let's get me set up with an interview.  We can Andy Kaufmann the shit out of this.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: WiregrassTiger on November 28, 2023, 10:20:53 AM
It’s obvious that Kaos isn’t going to be easily won over to the cold side. So, I am thinking that now that Jimbo, Terry and Harper are all available, that we should make a move.

We should fire our entire staff, hire these 3 offensive geniuses and sprinkle in element of both the potato gang and the BBQ boys left overs.

Any of Dye’s boys would just be gravy.

If we get some elements of all 3, then we can build a float that reads “Eat Me” and ride it in the Alabama Homecoming parade.

Buzz can dress up like a pirate with a sword and everything. It’ll be swell.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: The Six on November 28, 2023, 11:06:21 AM
It’s obvious that Kaos isn’t going to be easily won over to the cold side. So, I am thinking that now that Jimbo, Terry and Harper are all available, that we should make a move.

We should fire our entire staff, hire these 3 offensive geniuses and sprinkle in element of both the potato gang and the BBQ boys left overs.

Any of Dye’s boys would just be gravy.

If we get some elements of all 3, then we can build a float that reads “Eat Me” and ride it in the Alabama Homecoming parade.

Buzz can dress up like a pirate with a sword and everything. It’ll be swell.

Any of Dye's guys still on the earth can only eat gravy in between Jeopardy and bingo.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: The Six on November 28, 2023, 11:36:18 AM
Let's get me set up with an interview.  We can Andy Kaufmann the shit out of this.

Promise to bring back the shaded jersey numbers.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: Buzz Killington on November 28, 2023, 11:42:25 AM
It’s obvious that Kaos isn’t going to be easily won over to the cold side. So, I am thinking that now that Jimbo, Terry and Harper are all available, that we should make a move.

We should fire our entire staff, hire these 3 offensive geniuses and sprinkle in element of both the potato gang and the BBQ boys left overs.

Any of Dye’s boys would just be gravy.

If we get some elements of all 3, then we can build a float that reads “Eat Me” and ride it in the Alabama Homecoming parade.

Buzz can dress up like a pirate with a sword and everything. It’ll be swell.
Wait...we have a pirate on the team?
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: wesfau2 on November 28, 2023, 11:43:41 AM
Promise to bring back the shaded jersey numbers.

Drop shade and deep fades.  95-style, baby!
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: The Six on November 28, 2023, 12:16:50 PM
Drop shade and deep fades.  95-style, baby!

I'd take a WR that was trafficking the yeyo. That mofo could catch!
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: wesfau2 on November 28, 2023, 12:26:49 PM
I'd take a WR that was trafficking the yeyo. That mofo could catch!

Robert Baker, the Touchdown Maker.

Also, a favorite snack of that flea-ridden mutt in Athens.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: The Six on November 28, 2023, 10:32:08 PM
November 28 Updates aplenty

Official list of HC openings:
Boise State
Duke
Houston
Indiana
ULM
MTSU
New Mexico
UTEP

Hires
Michigan State- Jonathan Smith
Mississippi State- Jeff Lebby
Northwestern- David Braun
Texas A&M- Mike Elko
Oregon State - Trent Bray (was DC, promoted)
Syracuse - Fran Brown (fUGA DB coach, recruiter wiz)
San Diego State - Sean Lewis (Colorado OC/former Kent State HC)
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: wesfau2 on November 30, 2023, 12:10:35 PM
Carousel-ish:

Allen Greene now works for UTenn. 

https://twitter.com/bmarcello/status/1730266158417264799
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: GH2001 on November 30, 2023, 01:11:26 PM
Carousel-ish:

Allen Greene now works for UTenn. 

https://twitter.com/bmarcello/status/1730266158417264799

So more than 1 school realizes now that the dude is a con artist. How many more will it take before his musical chair act is up? I wanted to like the guy. But everything I heard that went on in the complex and under his tenure was just inexcusable. Perhaps that's why the "Deputy" roles. Keep dude away from FB operations.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 30, 2023, 02:33:39 PM
Indiana just signed James Madison's corch, Curt Cignetti.   Kicked ass at JM, and was the recruiting dude that helped put Bama on the map in the late 2000's.

Sounds like a good hire, but why would you want to go to a perennial doormat, in a league that's just added USC, UCLA, Oregon and Washington?
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: WiregrassTiger on November 30, 2023, 03:07:15 PM
So more than 1 school realizes now that the dude is a con artist. How many more will it take before his musical chair act is up? I wanted to like the guy. But everything I heard that went on in the complex and under his tenure was just inexcusable. Perhaps that's why the "Deputy" roles. Keep dude away from FB operations.
This but not really. Because what you speak is true but I hope they deeply involve him. They are old friends (Greene and AD) so he may do well in the assistant role. He was NOT ready for prime time.

I did respect his daring decision to go it alone but it turned out about like most of my daring decisions. Not worf a fuck.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 30, 2023, 03:12:58 PM
This but not really. Because what you speak is true but I hope they deeply involve him. They are old friends (Greene and AD) so he may do well in the assistant role. He was NOT ready for prime time.

I did respect his daring decision to go it alone but it turned out about like most of my daring decisions. Not worf a fuck.

First sane thing you've said in 6 months.  Okay, 7.

Whether the Barron Von Harsin hire turned out or not, it blew the narrative of, "Those evil, nefarious boosters pull all the strings", out of the water.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: Buzz Killington on November 30, 2023, 03:32:09 PM
Carousel-ish:

Allen Greene now works for UTenn. 

https://twitter.com/bmarcello/status/1730266158417264799
Never took 'ol Danny for a hot tub guy.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: GH2001 on November 30, 2023, 04:14:10 PM
This but not really. Because what you speak is true but I hope they deeply involve him. They are old friends (Greene and AD) so he may do well in the assistant role. He was NOT ready for prime time.

I did respect his daring decision to go it alone but it turned out about like most of my daring decisions. Not worf a fuck.

Correct...that AD was about the only one who defended the asshat.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: Hogwally on November 30, 2023, 08:49:30 PM
I have heard from highly placed sources that this is going to happen.  Whether tomorrow or end of season it is a fait accompli.

Good call.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: War Damn Six on November 30, 2023, 08:58:08 PM
Good call.

You should listen to him, he’s pre-law. 
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: Kaos on December 01, 2023, 01:19:48 AM
Good call.

Eh.  At the time they were sure.  My sources are better than Thamel's.  At least I don't just make it up as I go. 

Same sources were blindsided by the Petrino hire, though.  Hmm.  Maybe they don't know as much as they used to.

And I'm no longer pre-med.  The law it is. 
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: The Six on December 01, 2023, 08:26:56 AM
December 1 Updates

Current HC openings:
Boise State
Duke
Houston
James Madison
MTSU
Nevada
New Mexico
ULM
UTEP

Hires
Indiana - Curt Cignetti (HC at James Madison)
Michigan State - Jonathan Smith (HC at Oregon State)
Mississippi State - Jeff Lebby (OC at Oklahoma)
Northwestern - David Braun (was Interim, got them to 7 wins)
Texas A&M - Mike Elko (HC at Duke)
Oregon State - Trent Bray (DC, promoted)
Syracuse - Fran Brown (fUGA DB coach, recruiter wiz)
San Diego State - Sean Lewis (Colorado OC/former Kent State HC)
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: The Six on December 03, 2023, 07:03:56 PM
December 3 Updates

Current HC openings:
Duke
James Madison
MTSU
Nevada
New Mexico
Tulane
ULM
UTEP

Hires
Boise State - Spencer Danielson (Interim HC/DC, won the conference)
Houston - Willie Fritz (HC at Tulane)
Indiana - Curt Cignetti (HC at James Madison)
Michigan State - Jonathan Smith (HC at Oregon State)
Mississippi State - Jeff Lebby (OC at Oklahoma)
Northwestern - David Braun (was Interim, got them to 7 wins)
Texas A&M - Mike Elko (HC at Duke)
Oregon State - Trent Bray (DC, promoted)
Syracuse - Fran Brown (fUGA DB coach, recruiter wiz)
San Diego State - Sean Lewis (Colorado OC/former Kent State HC)
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: wesfau2 on December 04, 2023, 08:37:54 AM

Definite Upgrades:
Houston - Willie Fritz (HC at Tulane)
Indiana - Curt Cignetti (HC at James Madison)
Mississippi State - Jeff Lebby (OC at Oklahoma)

TBD:
Texas A&M - Mike Elko (HC at Duke)

No idea:
Boise State - Spencer Danielson (Interim HC/DC, won the conference)
Michigan State - Jonathan Smith (HC at Oregon State)
Northwestern - David Braun (was Interim, got them to 7 wins)
Oregon State - Trent Bray (DC, promoted)
Syracuse - Fran Brown (fUGA DB coach, recruiter wiz)
San Diego State - Sean Lewis (Colorado OC/former Kent State HC)
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: The Six on December 04, 2023, 09:00:42 AM
Definite Upgrades:
Houston - Willie Fritz (HC at Tulane)
Indiana - Curt Cignetti (HC at James Madison)
Mississippi State - Jeff Lebby (OC at Oklahoma)

TBD:
Texas A&M - Mike Elko (HC at Duke)

No idea:
Boise State - Spencer Danielson (Interim HC/DC, won the conference)
Michigan State - Jonathan Smith (HC at Oregon State)
Northwestern - David Braun (was Interim, got them to 7 wins)
Oregon State - Trent Bray (DC, promoted)
Syracuse - Fran Brown (fUGA DB coach, recruiter wiz)
San Diego State - Sean Lewis (Colorado OC/former Kent State HC)

I'll go on record that Sean Lewis is an upgrade for the Aztecs because at least they'll field a functional offense. David Braun, so far, is the best of what Fitz was at Nwestern minus the scandals. Same for Smith at Michigan State who, as far as we know, doesn't wank on the phone with trauma specialists. I wonder if Boise State won't ultimately regret this; seems like the emotional hire, but maybe that's what they needed.

WOTS is Nevada wants Harsin but they are so broke they can't make it work. They might be rolling back to FCS level just to survive.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: Kaos on December 04, 2023, 12:09:31 PM
I'll go on record that Sean Lewis is an upgrade for the Aztecs because at least they'll field a functional offense. David Braun, so far, is the best of what Fitz was at Nwestern minus the scandals. Same for Smith at Michigan State who, as far as we know, doesn't wank on the phone with trauma specialists. I wonder if Boise State won't ultimately regret this; seems like the emotional hire, but maybe that's what they needed.

WOTS is Nevada wants Harsin but they are so broke they can't make it work. They might be rolling back to FCS level just to survive.

This is an issue.  His wife has already blown through his buyout pumping money into leather pants and botox.

He has to get paid.  Soon.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: The Six on December 05, 2023, 09:07:54 AM
December 5 Updates

Current FBS HC openings:
Duke
James Madison
MTSU
New Mexico
Tulane

Hires
ULM - Bryant Vincent (former interim UAB HC/OC, UNM OC)
Nevada - Jeff Choate (Co-DC and LB coach at Texas)
UTEP - Scotty Walden (HC at Austin Peay)
Boise State - Spencer Danielson (Interim HC/DC, won the conference)
Houston - Willie Fritz (HC at Tulane)
Indiana - Curt Cignetti (HC at James Madison)
Michigan State - Jonathan Smith (HC at Oregon State)
Mississippi State - Jeff Lebby (OC at Oklahoma)
Northwestern - David Braun (was Interim, got them to 7 wins)
Texas A&M - Mike Elko (HC at Duke)
Oregon State - Trent Bray (DC, promoted)
Syracuse - Fran Brown (fUGA DB coach, recruiter wiz)
San Diego State - Sean Lewis (Colorado OC/former Kent State HC)
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: wesfau2 on December 06, 2023, 10:43:26 AM
Derek Mason to MTSU.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: GH2001 on December 06, 2023, 10:46:15 AM
Derek Mason to MTSU.

not a huge fan of him as a DC but as a HC he did decently at Vandy with 2 bowls. And he did try to sound the alarm bells on Potato Boy before the Public caught on to the asshole's ruse. He may do ok there - a lower profile place in a state where he has inroads with HS's.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: The Six on December 06, 2023, 11:46:49 AM
December 6 Updates

Current FBS HC openings:
Duke
James Madison
Tulane
Wyoming (Craig Bohl retired)

Hires
New Mexico - Bronco Mendenhall (former BYU and UVA HC)
MTSU - Derek Mason (former DC for dang near everybody, Vandy HC)
ULM - Bryant Vincent (former interim UAB HC/OC, UNM OC)
Nevada - Jeff Choate (Co-DC and LB coach at Texas)
UTEP - Scotty Walden (HC at Austin Peay)
Boise State - Spencer Danielson (Interim HC/DC, won the conference)
Houston - Willie Fritz (HC at Tulane)
Indiana - Curt Cignetti (HC at James Madison)
Michigan State - Jonathan Smith (HC at Oregon State)
Mississippi State - Jeff Lebby (OC at Oklahoma)
Northwestern - David Braun (was Interim, got them to 7 wins)
Texas A&M - Mike Elko (HC at Duke)
Oregon State - Trent Bray (DC, promoted)
Syracuse - Fran Brown (fUGA DB coach, recruiter wiz)
San Diego State - Sean Lewis (Colorado OC/former Kent State HC)
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: wesfau2 on December 07, 2023, 11:50:44 AM
Rumor is that Duke is getting Mario Crystalballs.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: GH2001 on December 07, 2023, 12:48:18 PM
Rumor is that Duke is getting Mario Crystalballs.

that would be a "What in the actual FUK??".
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: The Six on December 07, 2023, 01:20:09 PM
Rumor is that Duke is getting Mario Crystalballs.


Nope, Manny Diaz, former HC at da U and current DC at Pedo State.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: wesfau2 on December 07, 2023, 04:17:24 PM

Nope, Manny Diaz, former HC at da U and current DC at Pedo State.

Oh shit.

I'm racist.

Yes, it was supposed to be Manny Diaz.

Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: Buzz Killington on December 07, 2023, 04:47:55 PM
Oh shit.

I'm racist.

Yes, it was supposed to be Manny Diaz.

RACIST!!!
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 07, 2023, 05:09:51 PM
Oh shit.

I'm racist.

Yes, it was supposed to be Manny Diaz.

So, they all look alike to you, huh?

Srsly, wasn't Diaz the HC of Meeyami awhile back?
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: The Six on December 07, 2023, 05:33:24 PM
December 7 Updates

Duke - rumor mill hot for Manny Diaz
Tulane
 
Hires
James Madison - Bob Chesney (HC Holy Cross - thanks to Wes for the tip)
Wyoming - Jay Sawvel (current DC, promoted)
New Mexico - Bronco Mendenhall (former BYU and UVA HC)
MTSU - Derek Mason (former DC for dang near everybody, Vandy HC)
ULM - Bryant Vincent (former interim UAB HC/OC, UNM OC)
Nevada - Jeff Choate (Co-DC and LB coach at Texas)
UTEP - Scotty Walden (HC at Austin Peay)
Boise State - Spencer Danielson (Interim HC/DC, won the conference)
Houston - Willie Fritz (HC at Tulane)
Indiana - Curt Cignetti (HC at James Madison)
Michigan State - Jonathan Smith (HC at Oregon State)
Mississippi State - Jeff Lebby (OC at Oklahoma)
Northwestern - David Braun (was Interim, got them to 7 wins)
Texas A&M - Mike Elko (HC at Duke)
Oregon State - Trent Bray (DC, promoted)
Syracuse - Fran Brown (fUGA DB coach, recruiter wiz)
San Diego State - Sean Lewis (Colorado OC/former Kent State HC)
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: wesfau2 on December 07, 2023, 07:19:05 PM
Think JMU got Chesney from Holy Cross.  Good hire.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: The Six on December 07, 2023, 07:51:04 PM
Think JMU got Chesney from Holy Cross.  Good hire.

Yep. Updated.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: Buzz Killington on December 07, 2023, 08:21:02 PM
Think JMU got Chesney from Holy Cross.  Good hire.
I doubt his beach cowboy act will work there.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: WiregrassTiger on December 07, 2023, 10:16:11 PM
I doubt his beach cowboy act will work there.
I agree. And he has season tickets to Vol games, so that will probably deter the coaching stuff.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: The Six on December 07, 2023, 10:39:04 PM
https://x.com/dukefootball/status/1732943074660171936?s=46&t=KC8gREu9yhhPsJBxCh-GaQ (https://x.com/dukefootball/status/1732943074660171936?s=46&t=KC8gREu9yhhPsJBxCh-GaQ)

Official. Diaz is Duke’s
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: The Six on December 07, 2023, 10:41:10 PM
December 7 Late Updates

Open FBS Jobs
Tulane
 
Hires
Duke - Manny Diaz (DC Penn State, former HC U Miami)
James Madison - Bob Chesney (HC Holy Cross - thanks to Wes for the tip)
Wyoming - Jay Sawvel (current DC, promoted)
New Mexico - Bronco Mendenhall (former BYU and UVA HC)
MTSU - Derek Mason (former DC for dang near everybody, Vandy HC)
ULM - Bryant Vincent (former interim UAB HC/OC, UNM OC)
Nevada - Jeff Choate (Co-DC and LB coach at Texas)
UTEP - Scotty Walden (HC at Austin Peay)
Boise State - Spencer Danielson (Interim HC/DC, won the conference)
Houston - Willie Fritz (HC at Tulane)
Indiana - Curt Cignetti (HC at James Madison)
Michigan State - Jonathan Smith (HC at Oregon State)
Mississippi State - Jeff Lebby (OC at Oklahoma)
Northwestern - David Braun (was Interim, got them to 7 wins)
Texas A&M - Mike Elko (HC at Duke)
Oregon State - Trent Bray (DC, promoted)
Syracuse - Fran Brown (fUGA DB coach, recruiter wiz)
San Diego State - Sean Lewis (Colorado OC/former Kent State HC)
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: Snakebite on December 08, 2023, 06:15:25 AM
December 7 Late Updates

Open FBS Jobs
Tulane
 
Hires
Duke - Manny Diaz (DC Penn State, former HC U Miami)
James Madison - Bob Chesney (HC Holy Cross - thanks to Wes for the tip)
Wyoming - Jay Sawvel (current DC, promoted)
New Mexico - Bronco Mendenhall (former BYU and UVA HC)
MTSU - Derek Mason (former DC for dang near everybody, Vandy HC)
ULM - Bryant Vincent (former interim UAB HC/OC, UNM OC)
Nevada - Jeff Choate (Co-DC and LB coach at Texas)
UTEP - Scotty Walden (HC at Austin Peay)
Boise State - Spencer Danielson (Interim HC/DC, won the conference)
Houston - Willie Fritz (HC at Tulane)
Indiana - Curt Cignetti (HC at James Madison)
Michigan State - Jonathan Smith (HC at Oregon State)
Mississippi State - Jeff Lebby (OC at Oklahoma)
Northwestern - David Braun (was Interim, got them to 7 wins)
Texas A&M - Mike Elko (HC at Duke)
Oregon State - Trent Bray (DC, promoted)
Syracuse - Fran Brown (fUGA DB coach, recruiter wiz)
San Diego State - Sean Lewis (Colorado OC/former Kent State HC)


Does my heart good to not see Byron Hankin on that list anywhere.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: The Six on December 08, 2023, 06:47:43 AM

Does my heart good to not see Byron Hankin on that list anywhere.

Unless he’s moving the tribe to New Orleans, he gets another season to ride his mountain bike, plank, and podcast to dozens.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: GH2001 on December 08, 2023, 07:18:19 AM
Unless he’s moving the tribe to New Orleans, he gets another season to ride his mountain bike, plank, and podcast to dozens.

Don’t forget projecting with inspirational memes.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: Buzz Killington on December 08, 2023, 08:05:26 AM
How did I miss that the stache is working for the Dolphins?
No, not GF's Phins (may he rest in peace).  The Dolphins of Gulf Shores High School.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: wesfau2 on December 08, 2023, 08:49:00 AM
How did I miss that the stache is working for the Dolphins?
No, not GF's Phins (may he rest in peace).  The Dolphins of Gulf Shores High School.

Van Gorder?
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: GH2001 on December 08, 2023, 08:50:34 AM
How did I miss that the stache is working for the Dolphins?
No, not GF's Phins (may he rest in peace).  The Dolphins of Gulf Shores High School.

They're gonna replace Thompson and before that, Hoover, as the new bought and paid for cutthroat "HS NIL" Program in the state.

What's happened at GS is everything wrong with youth sports. Just slimy.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: GH2001 on December 08, 2023, 08:52:55 AM
Van Gorder?

Yep....they shelled out cash to get this college level dream team staff, and "bought" a bunch of top notch players.

Mark Hudspeth is the HC last I checked (former U La-LA head man).
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: wesfau2 on December 08, 2023, 09:20:54 AM
Yep....they shelled out cash to get this college level dream team staff, and "bought" a bunch of top notch players.

Mark Hudspeth is the HC last I checked (former U La-LA head man).

That seems...dumb.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: Buzz Killington on December 08, 2023, 09:24:17 AM
That seems...dumb.
Building up that state retirement and actually winning.  Sounds like a great deal for them.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 08, 2023, 10:44:39 AM
They're gonna replace Thompson and before that, Hoover, as the new bought and paid for cutthroat "HS NIL" Program in the state.

What's happened at GS is everything wrong with youth sports. Just slimy.

I watched the game between Gulf Shores and Ramsay last night.  GS won the championship, but it was wayyy closer than it should have been. Up 21-6 at half, in the second half, they fumbled 3 times, had a punt blocked and missed a field goal from the 3 yard line that would have put the game away. That team has speed, speed, speed.

However, probably have this season vacated unless the allegations against them haven't been resolved.  Don't know the status of that, but the accusation is that a sporting goods company, Gulf Coast Athletics, was paying rent for families of athletes who had transferred in to the program. For whatever reason, the rent stopped, and GCA got sued for it.  If it's found to be even remotely true, the hammer will drop.

Unless someone is on the take at the AHSAA, they don't frick around with that stuff. 

Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: wesfau2 on December 08, 2023, 10:54:19 AM
I watched the game between Gulf Shores and Ramsay last night.  GS won the championship, but it was wayyy closer than it should have been. Up 21-6 at half, in the second half, they fumbled 3 times, had a punt blocked and missed a field goal from the 3 yard line that would have put the game away. That team has speed, speed, speed.

However, probably have this season vacated unless the allegations against them haven't been resolved.  Don't know the status of that, but the accusation is that a sporting goods company, Gulf Coast Athletics, was paying rent for families of athletes who had transferred in to the program. For whatever reason, the rent stopped, and GCA got sued for it.  If it's found to be even remotely true, the hammer will drop.

Unless someone is on the take at the AHSAA, they don't frick around with that stuff.

The one-handed interception was jaw dropping.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 08, 2023, 10:56:02 AM
The one-handed interception was jaw dropping.

No Doubt, there Gwen Stefani.  One-handed grab, foot down.  Ref signals, goin' that way.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 08, 2023, 04:47:57 PM
And Troy's John Sumrall fills the final spot at Tulane. They're getting a good one.  Two years at Troy. Two Sun Belt Championships.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: The Six on December 08, 2023, 05:05:53 PM
December 8 Updates

Current Head Coach Openings
Troy
 
Hires
Tulane - John Sumrall (HC Troy)
Duke - Manny Diaz (DC Penn State, former HC U Miami)
James Madison - Bob Chesney (HC Holy Cross)
Wyoming - Jay Sawvel (current DC, promoted)
New Mexico - Bronco Mendenhall (former BYU and UVA HC)
MTSU - Derek Mason (former DC for dang near everybody, Vandy HC)
ULM - Bryant Vincent (former interim UAB HC/OC, UNM OC)
Nevada - Jeff Choate (Co-DC and LB coach at Texas)
UTEP - Scotty Walden (HC at Austin Peay)
Boise State - Spencer Danielson (Interim HC/DC, won the conference)
Houston - Willie Fritz (HC at Tulane)
Indiana - Curt Cignetti (HC at James Madison)
Michigan State - Jonathan Smith (HC at Oregon State)
Mississippi State - Jeff Lebby (OC at Oklahoma)
Northwestern - David Braun (was Interim, got them to 7 wins)
Texas A&M - Mike Elko (HC at Duke)
Oregon State - Trent Bray (DC, promoted)
Syracuse - Fran Brown (fUGA DB coach, recruiter wiz)
San Diego State - Sean Lewis (Colorado OC/former Kent State HC)
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: Snakebite on December 08, 2023, 07:48:34 PM
Etheridge would be a good fit at T-Roy..
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: GH2001 on December 09, 2023, 08:08:01 AM
Etheridge would be a good fit at T-Roy..

Issue is he’s never even been a coordinator. Love Zack but he would be a step down from Summerall.

But the fit part you are correct on, seeing as he played at Charles Henderson.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: War Damn Six on December 09, 2023, 08:16:53 AM
Etheridge would be a good fit at T-Roy..


I read that as meaning the head coach at Auburn High.  Amirite?
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: The Six on December 09, 2023, 11:30:10 AM
Issue is he’s never even been a coordinator. Love Zack but he would be a step down from Summerall.

But the fit part you are correct on, seeing as he played at Charles Henderson.

Called his last game at Charles Henderson on WTBF back in the day. The Chucks upset Jess Lanier that night. Good times.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: The Six on December 18, 2023, 01:45:38 PM
December 18 Updates

Hires
Troy - Gerad Parker (OC Notre Dame)
Tulane - John Sumrall (HC Troy)
Duke - Manny Diaz (DC Penn State, former HC U Miami)
James Madison - Bob Chesney (HC Holy Cross)
Wyoming - Jay Sawvel (current DC, promoted)
New Mexico - Bronco Mendenhall (former BYU and UVA HC)
MTSU - Derek Mason (former DC for dang near everybody, Vandy HC)
ULM - Bryant Vincent (former interim UAB HC/OC, UNM OC)
Nevada - Jeff Choate (Co-DC and LB coach at Texas)
UTEP - Scotty Walden (HC at Austin Peay)
Boise State - Spencer Danielson (Interim HC/DC, won the conference)
Houston - Willie Fritz (HC at Tulane)
Indiana - Curt Cignetti (HC at James Madison)
Michigan State - Jonathan Smith (HC at Oregon State)
Mississippi State - Jeff Lebby (OC at Oklahoma)
Northwestern - David Braun (was Interim, got them to 7 wins)
Texas A&M - Mike Elko (HC at Duke)
Oregon State - Trent Bray (DC, promoted)
Syracuse - Fran Brown (fUGA DB coach, recruiter wiz)
San Diego State - Sean Lewis (Colorado OC/former Kent State HC)


Troy story here for those interested: https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/ncaaf/2023/12/18/troy-hires-notre-dame-offensive-coordinator-gerad-parker-as-head-coach-to-replace-jon-sumrall/71961819007/ (https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/ncaaf/2023/12/18/troy-hires-notre-dame-offensive-coordinator-gerad-parker-as-head-coach-to-replace-jon-sumrall/71961819007/)
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: The Six on December 23, 2023, 06:24:19 PM
December 23 Updates

Hires
New Mexico State - Tony Sanchez (WR Coach, Jerry Kill steps down)
Troy - Gerad Parker (OC Notre Dame)
Tulane - John Sumrall (HC Troy)
Duke - Manny Diaz (DC Penn State, former HC U Miami)
James Madison - Bob Chesney (HC Holy Cross)
Wyoming - Jay Sawvel (current DC, promoted)
New Mexico - Bronco Mendenhall (former BYU and UVA HC)
MTSU - Derek Mason (former DC for dang near everybody, Vandy HC)
ULM - Bryant Vincent (former interim UAB HC/OC, UNM OC)
Nevada - Jeff Choate (Co-DC and LB coach at Texas)
UTEP - Scotty Walden (HC at Austin Peay)
Boise State - Spencer Danielson (Interim HC/DC, won the conference)
Houston - Willie Fritz (HC at Tulane)
Indiana - Curt Cignetti (HC at James Madison)
Michigan State - Jonathan Smith (HC at Oregon State)
Mississippi State - Jeff Lebby (OC at Oklahoma)
Northwestern - David Braun (was Interim, got them to 7 wins)
Texas A&M - Mike Elko (HC at Duke)
Oregon State - Trent Bray (DC, promoted)
Syracuse - Fran Brown (fUGA DB coach, recruiter wiz)
San Diego State - Sean Lewis (Colorado OC/former Kent State HC)
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: wesfau2 on January 05, 2024, 09:39:13 AM
TIL:

Ted Roof has been the DC at Chokelahoma.

And he got fired today.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: Kaos on January 05, 2024, 09:56:30 AM
LSU whacked its defensive staff
Roof booted at OU
Numerous other changes


And yet.... Montgomery stands pat at AU? 
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: djsimp on January 05, 2024, 09:57:41 AM
Happy Friday to all my fellow Auburn outkast...so its said, no there hasn't been any new kids added to the 20+...

So I guy I know really well wants to know whats up with all the coaching rumors at AU? (Zac, LAC, etc)

Sounds to me like some mommas boy bammer stirring up the wastewater...
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 05, 2024, 10:37:41 AM
Happy Friday to all my fellow Auburn outkast...so its said, no there hasn't been any new kids added to the 20+...

So I guy I know really well wants to know whats up with all the coaching rumors at AU? (Zac, LAC, etc)

Sounds to me like some mommas boy bammer stirring up the wastewater...
We are trading Zac for T-Rob, Caddy for Dell and Jarquez for Quinshon.
Or nothing at all.  One or the other.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: GH2001 on January 05, 2024, 10:48:46 AM
Jarquez for Quinshon.

You misspelled Cobb badly.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: djsimp on January 05, 2024, 10:52:02 AM
We are trading Zac for T-Rob, Caddy for Dell and Jarquez for Quinshon.
Or nothing at all.  One or the other.

Ok good. Thats what I wanted to hear...
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: djsimp on January 05, 2024, 10:53:04 AM
You misspelled Cobb badly.

Wait, I thought we were trading Jarquez for Cobb???
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: GH2001 on January 05, 2024, 10:55:03 AM
this belongs in the portal thread but since its related to coaches.....Cobb and Kaylin Lee are being approached very aggressively to leave. Some think it has to do with the departure of Crime Dog and RUMORS of Carnell in flux. TIFWIW as always.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: djsimp on January 05, 2024, 11:10:49 AM
RUMORS of Carnell in flux

This part. I have zero inside info here but this makes no sense unless LAC is getting his wings for a OC spot somewhere in the G5. Seems the info coming out of the HF office is on lockdown, so this must just be speculation...started by a bammer or a disgruntled fan complaining that AU didnt recruit any RBs this cycle...
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: Snakebite on January 05, 2024, 11:23:07 AM
LSU whacked its defensive staff
Roof booted at OU
Numerous other changes


And yet.... Montgomery stands pat at AU?

Doesn't make a lick of sense to me either.  There's still time, though.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: GH2001 on January 05, 2024, 12:46:10 PM
Doesn't make a lick of sense to me either.  There's still time, though.

It's because they do things on their timeline not ours. But you guys will be getting your wish pretty soon it seems......

With that said, a quick nugget from the rivals pay site:

Quote
So Crime McGriff already has left the staff and headed for Texas A&M.

We know Charles Kelly was has been hired, though it hasn't yet been announced by the university. We're still not sure exactly how he fits into the hierarchy. We think this will come into focus soon.

As I've said a few times both here and on the Brain Drain, we anticipate a few more changes and that likely will continue today. Offensive coordinator Philip Montgomery appears on the precipice of a change insofar as he didn't exactly vibe with Freeze from a philosophical standpoint. I don't think anyone here would be surprised by that.

We're also keeping a close eye on defensive coordinator Ron Roberts, who did some strong work on the field this past season but isn't a factor in recruiting. Is Freeze sufficiently satisfied and/or good with that? It's still unclear. If Freeze isn't satisfied/good, now is the time to act.

We will keep you updated throughout the day.

Also to add from ON3, so extreme amount of TIFWIW (although I like Jeff Lee, just not Hoke):

Carnell in flux
Zack in Flux
Monty all but gone
T-Rob coming hAUme (locks down Ryan Williams)
T Reed possibly promotion
Kelly's role unclear
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: GH2001 on January 05, 2024, 12:50:35 PM
This part. I have zero inside info here but this makes no sense unless LAC is getting his wings for a OC spot somewhere in the G5. Seems the info coming out of the HF office is on lockdown, so this must just be speculation...started by a bammer or a disgruntled fan complaining that AU didnt recruit any RBs this cycle...

LAC needs to learn how to hit the trail better and get consistent RB play for 900K before thinking about an OC position. Sorry not sorry. Love the dude, but at this point hes an avg coach and avg recruiter. Take away Thorne and Ashford from the rushing stats, and we are 11th in conference. Repeat - OUR RB's are 11th in CONF. Our OLINE actually grades out pretty well too on Run Block. Think on that.

Cobb is his guy. The others were landed by others. So it's a deep room but that isn't all on him -  the production on the field is. I want Carnell to stay but hes got to up his game.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: djsimp on January 05, 2024, 01:06:23 PM
LAC needs to learn how to hit the trail better and get consistent RB play for 900K before thinking about an OC position. Sorry not sorry. Love the dude, but at this point hes an avg coach and avg recruiter. Take away Thorne and Ashford from the rushing stats, and we are 11th in conference. Repeat - OUR RB's are 11th in CONF. Our OLINE actually grades out pretty well too on Run Block. Think on that.

Cobb is his guy. The others were landed by others. So it's a deep room but that isn't all on him -  the production on the field is. I want Carnell to stay but hes got to up his game.

Didnt realize Caddy was slacking. I have hopes HF gives him the talk and things work out. If not, it be what it be...
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: GH2001 on January 05, 2024, 01:08:46 PM
Didnt realize Caddy was slacking. I have hopes HF gives him the talk and things work out. If not, it be what it be...

We as Auburn fans get our view of him as a coach seriously skewed by our love for the guy. We love him too much. But hes gotta produce as well as he cheerleads.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: AUJarhead on January 05, 2024, 01:33:13 PM
We as Auburn fans get our view of him as a coach seriously skewed by our love for the guy. We love him too much. But hes gotta produce as well as he cheerleads.

Exactly.  I realize I need to read the creed, but if he's been Cadillac at Western Kentucky, no one would have cared if he stayed on staff.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 05, 2024, 02:08:47 PM
Carnell in flux
Zack in Flux
Monty all but gone
T-Rob coming hAUme (locks down Ryan Williams)
T Reed possibly promotion
Kelly's role unclear
Would absolutely hate to lose either Caddy or Zac, but everything else on that list makes me giddy like a school girl
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: WiregrassTiger on January 05, 2024, 02:49:54 PM
I love Caddy but trust Hugh to make the decisions.

I’d love to see the age old Dell McGhee name float around as OC. And it finally be true. Regardless, any new OC.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: WiregrassTiger on January 05, 2024, 02:52:29 PM
Exactly.  I realize I need to read the creed, but if he's been Cadillac at Western Kentucky, no one would have cared if he stayed on staff.
You actually need to do a lot more than read the creed. You have some character issues that need addressing and it very well may take some intense counseling. I only say this because I care.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: Jumbo on January 05, 2024, 03:03:05 PM
LSU whacked its defensive staff
Roof booted at OU
Numerous other changes


And yet.... Montgomery stands pat at AU?
He gone.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 05, 2024, 04:32:01 PM
2016-Rhett Lashlee

2017-Chip Lindsey/Kodi Burns

2018-Chip Lindsey

2019-Kenny Dillingham

2020-Chad Morris

2021-Mike Bobo

2022-Eric Kiesau

2023-Phillip Montgomery

Hmmmm......
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 05, 2024, 04:40:23 PM
2016-Rhett Lashlee

2017-Chip Lindsey/Kodi Burns

2018-Chip Lindsey

2019-Kenny Dillingham

2020-Chad Morris

2021-Mike Bobo

2022-Eric Kiesau

2023-Phillip Montgomery

Hmmmm......
2024 - Rhett Lashlee II
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 05, 2024, 04:59:23 PM
2024 - Rhett Lashlee II

Full circles, and all that.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: WiregrassTiger on January 05, 2024, 05:11:33 PM
Someone needs to start a 5 favorite OCs thread and see how long it takes to fuck it all completely up.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 05, 2024, 05:17:26 PM
Someone needs to start a 5 favorite OCs thread and see how long it takes to fuck it all completely up.

KISS my ass.  Never work.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: WiregrassTiger on January 05, 2024, 05:21:46 PM
KISS my ass.  Never work.
KISS would have been good OCs, though. Two could have been in the box and two on the sideline. As long as they didn’t put any blackface on. That would not go over very well.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: jmar on January 05, 2024, 08:25:10 PM
Full circles, and all that.
Don't know how you feel about Jake Crain but he's adamant about bringing in Dameyune Craig or Dell McGee to just recruit and gameplan with Hugh as the principle playcaller. I'm okay with Lashee mostly because he's been a success everywhere except for the Gus experience.

Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: Kaos on January 05, 2024, 08:48:56 PM
Don't know how you feel about Jake Crain but he's adamant about bringing in Dameyune Craig or Dell McGee to just recruit and gameplan with Hugh as the principle playcaller. I'm okay with Lashee mostly because he's been a success everywhere except for the Gus experience.

I thought he was dead.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: WiregrassTiger on January 05, 2024, 08:59:07 PM
I thought he was dead.
Gus is at UCF.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: wesfau2 on January 06, 2024, 08:53:03 AM
No Craig, please.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: Snakebite on January 06, 2024, 10:08:20 AM
No Craig, please.

He kind of tarnished his legacy with his last stint here for sure. I don’t know shit about fuck as far as inner workings go, but I haven’t heard him brought up as a viable option by the people I listen to. 
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: jmar on January 06, 2024, 10:24:34 AM
He kind of tarnished his legacy with his last stint here for sure. I don’t know shit about fuck as far as inner workings go, but I haven’t heard him brought up as a viable option by the people I listen to. 
I just took it as Freeze calls the plays so just replace Montgomery with the best recruiter available which I would hope has Auburn ties.
The incoming kids already know how to catch a ball just need them to line up correctly and someone that can get it in their hands.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: jmar on January 06, 2024, 10:42:43 AM
He kind of tarnished his legacy with his last stint here for sure. I don’t know shit about fuck as far as inner workings go, but I haven’t heard him brought up as a viable option by the people I listen to. 
Yeah Craig was just a name mentioned. On second thought fuck him. I just burned my bacon while writing this.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: Kaos on January 06, 2024, 11:54:10 AM
I just took it as Freeze calls the plays so just replace Montgomery with the best recruiter available which I would hope has Auburn ties.
The incoming kids already know how to catch a ball just need them to line up correctly and someone that can get it in their hands.

Haven't we been through this before?  We need a head coach that calls the plays!  No, he's going to let hos coordinator.  No, he's going to take control now, because it SUCKS.  Our head coach should call the plays! 

NO.  No, hell, we don't.   We need a head coach who can effectively RUN. THE. PROGRAM.   

How many plays does Saban call?  How many does Harbaugh?  Kirby? Kelley? Drunktits (bad example)?  Lanning?  Pick a good coach. How many of them are standing there with a laminated sheet making in-the-weeds playcalls?   

If that's what he has to do, he should step aside, take the role of OC and let somebody with management skills take over the program. Same with Gus.  Those guys are career offensive coordinators and pretty decent recruiters masquerading as head coaches.  They've peter principled themselves into a job they can't handle. 

UGHHH.. Just freaking UGHHHH.. 
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: jmar on January 06, 2024, 01:42:32 PM
Haven't we been through this before?  We need a head coach that calls the plays!  No, he's going to let hos coordinator.  No, he's going to take control now, because it SUCKS.  Our head coach should call the plays! 

NO.  No, hell, we don't.   We need a head coach who can effectively RUN. THE. PROGRAM.   

How many plays does Saban call?  How many does Harbaugh?  Kirby? Kelley? Drunktits (bad example)?  Lanning?  Pick a good coach. How many of them are standing there with a laminated sheet making in-the-weeds playcalls?   

If that's what he has to do, he should step aside, take the role of OC and let somebody with management skills take over the program. Same with Gus.  Those guys are career offensive coordinators and pretty decent recruiters masquerading as head coaches.  They've peter principled themselves into a job they can't handle. 

UGHHH.. Just freaking UGHHHH.. 
Hey I dont care who does it. 
Just want somebody that can do the job show continuity and take ownership.

Don't give a fuck what they say in the lead up or postgame only want positive results without any scandals.  Never thought you should be lavished with praise for doing what you were hired to do, win football games.


Bamer's want Rees gone for two loses but a great many of them are likely walking the aisles of their local DG looking to gank a box of chestnut brown hair coloring so they can be like Nick.
It beams like a halo when the sun strikes it just right.



Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: Jumbo on January 06, 2024, 04:13:30 PM
Hey I dont care who does it. 
Just want somebody that can do the job show continuity and take ownership.

Don't give a fuck what they say in the lead up or postgame only want positive results without any scandals.  Never thought you should be lavished with praise for doing what you were hired to do, win football games.


Bamer's want Rees gone for two loses but a great many of them are likely walking the aisles of their local DG looking to gank a box of chestnut brown hair coloring so they can be like Nick.
It beams like a halo when the sun strikes it just right.
You think its Chestnut Brown? I was leaning more towards Cherry Chestnut Brown.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: jmar on January 06, 2024, 04:31:06 PM
You think its Chestnut Brown? I was leaning more towards Cherry Chestnut Brown.
You have younger eyes Jumbo.
And from where I sit it is majestic.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: AUJarhead on January 08, 2024, 09:15:05 AM
replace Montgomery with the best recruiter available which I would hope has Auburn ties.

I'd hope he has state of Alabama/Florida/Georgia ties, but I could care less if he has Saban's face tattooed on his chest, FUCK THE CREED on his back, and gives dollar ZJs on Tuesdays behind the Target on College Street.  I just want the best possible person for the job.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: Snakebite on January 08, 2024, 09:19:15 AM
I'd hope he has state of Alabama/Florida/Georgia ties, but I could care less if he has Saban's face tattooed on his chest, FUCK THE CREED on his back, and gives dollar ZJs on Tuesdays behind the Target on College Street.  I just want the best possible person for the job.

Who in God’s green earth only charges $1 for a ZJ? And where are they located?

I see nothing wrong in your post.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 08, 2024, 09:54:42 AM
I thought he was dead.
Well, cross him off then.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: AUJarhead on January 08, 2024, 01:25:49 PM
Who in God’s green earth only charges $1 for a ZJ? And where are they located?

I see nothing wrong in your post.

Buzz, I found someone that needs to join the rewards program.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: CCTAU on January 08, 2024, 01:38:50 PM
I thought he was dead.
That was his daddy. I never got along with Kurt. Something about the crack-back blocks in practice that he did not appreciate. Plus, he was a dick. God help you if he saw you coming. 
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: djsimp on January 08, 2024, 06:23:24 PM
So Roberts will not return as DC...to Auburn

https://www.on3.com/teams/auburn-tigers/news/ron-roberts-will-not-return-as-defensive-coordinator-at-auburn/
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: GH2001 on January 08, 2024, 08:07:34 PM
So Roberts will not return as DC...to Auburn

https://www.on3.com/teams/auburn-tigers/news/ron-roberts-will-not-return-as-defensive-coordinator-at-auburn/

He was told to find another gig. Soon. So he did.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: jmar on January 08, 2024, 09:32:04 PM
So Roberts will not return as DC...to Auburn

https://www.on3.com/teams/auburn-tigers/news/ron-roberts-will-not-return-as-defensive-coordinator-at-auburn/
Sup big daddy!
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: djsimp on January 09, 2024, 07:12:51 AM
Sup big daddy!

Wzup jmar. I hope all is well...
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: Kaos on January 09, 2024, 07:53:41 AM
I realize I'm the only one standing over here looking at the alarm bells, and I'm okay with that. 

But a good coach doesn't dump both coordinators in his first season.  That reeks of poor judgment (bad hires) and is not something that should generate any confidence.  If you're stepping into a high profile job, one that comes with high expectations, scrutiny, and demands -- one that pays millions -- you don't start by making two piss poor hires at your most important positions.

Yeah, we wanted them gone because the product on the field was inconsistent and at times putrid.  But that falls on a beaver who, for some reason, seems immune from accountability.   
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: jmar on January 09, 2024, 08:53:33 AM
I realize I'm the only one standing over here looking at the alarm bells, and I'm okay with that. 

But a good coach doesn't dump both coordinators in his first season.  That reeks of poor judgment (bad hires) and is not something that should generate any confidence.  If you're stepping into a high profile job, one that comes with high expectations, scrutiny, and demands -- one that pays millions -- you don't start by making two piss poor hires at your most important positions.

Yeah, we wanted them gone because the product on the field was inconsistent and at times putrid.  But that falls on a beaver who, for some reason, seems immune from accountability.   
Saw where Freeze said he didn't think he did a good job and I agree with you. There might be some internal squabbles but he has to manage that to build some continuity.


The defense was good for the most part. Created as many turnovers as we have seen in a while.
Offense was mostly absent in response.


I'm critical because there's a pecking order in the SEC West and there's so little room for excuses.







 







Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: chinook on January 09, 2024, 09:34:58 AM
I realize I'm the only one standing over here looking at the alarm bells, and I'm okay with that. 

But a good coach doesn't dump both coordinators in his first season.  That reeks of poor judgment (bad hires) and is not something that should generate any confidence.  If you're stepping into a high profile job, one that comes with high expectations, scrutiny, and demands -- one that pays millions -- you don't start by making two piss poor hires at your most important positions.

Yeah, we wanted them gone because the product on the field was inconsistent and at times putrid.  But that falls on a beaver who, for some reason, seems immune from accountability.

kaos, you're not wrong [probably]. embarrassing, it took 2 minutes in the bowl game to firm my mid season doubts about Hugh. doubts, is he the future of Auburn football?  can we be competitive year after year with our long standing rivals and new comers? i don't necessarily need or want  a championship. show me good quality football in game plans and athletes.  i saw ass this season but, but we almost be Bama.  you know what we didn't.  the muff punt was not just the player ...it's about coaching.  4 and 31 ...shit should have never happened.  but we didn't have Hugh's players ...how many times have we heard that, said that and look at us now?. 

my enthusiasm has been tamed tremendously.  outlook ...not sure but it's definitely different than september 2nd. 

 

Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: CCTAU on January 09, 2024, 09:59:11 AM
Yes. We are doomed. There is nothing to live for....

PM was supposed to run the offense so CHF could recruit and manage the team. It was obvious that he could not do the job at the SEC level. He had to go.

Roberts did a fine job with the the coaching. However, it seams he is not a very easy person to get along with. And he has not reached the level that he can treat people like crap and get away with it. That is why McGriff left. And that is why K. Scott was leaving. So he wasn't a bad hire from an X and O perspective. But he turned out to be a bad fit culturally. It happens. You hope it doesn't happen your first year along with the other guy getting canned. But you have to make the tough choices. We will probably see a couple of more leave.
Is it ideal? Not at all. And make no mistake, the shithole AU had become, coaches were not lined up to get on board.
I'm not sure who will be the new DC, but there are some good coaches surrounding whomever it may be.

Very few coaches are surefire hires these days. We have a couple more seasons to see how this one will turn out. If CHF keeps getting the recruits, we should be OK. And if not, the next guy will at least be loaded.

 
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: Kaos on January 09, 2024, 10:48:07 AM
Yes. We are doomed. There is nothing to live for....

PM was supposed to run the offense so CHF could recruit and manage the team. It was obvious that he could not do the job at the SEC level. He had to go.

Roberts did a fine job with the the coaching. However, it seams he is not a very easy person to get along with. And he has not reached the level that he can treat people like crap and get away with it. That is why McGriff left. And that is why K. Scott was leaving. So he wasn't a bad hire from an X and O perspective. But he turned out to be a bad fit culturally. It happens. You hope it doesn't happen your first year along with the other guy getting canned. But you have to make the tough choices. We will probably see a couple of more leave.
Is it ideal? Not at all. And make no mistake, the shithole AU had become, coaches were not lined up to get on board.
I'm not sure who will be the new DC, but there are some good coaches surrounding whomever it may be.

Very few coaches are surefire hires these days. We have a couple more seasons to see how this one will turn out. If CHF keeps getting the recruits, we should be OK. And if not, the next guy will at least be loaded.

 

If you make $60,000 as the HR Manager for the local Arby's franchise, you can hire a couple of people who don't work out. 

If you're making $6.5 million as the CEO of a Fortune 500 level company?  You can't screw up hiring the COO and CFO to the point you have to whack both in the first year.  Not a cultural fit, bad attitude?  You have to do due diligence and know that ahead of time.  Unable to do the job?  That guy has to be vetted. You can't be blindsided by that. 

I'm not pressing the button or ringing the bell, but....   
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: wesfau2 on January 09, 2024, 10:48:49 AM
Yes. We are doomed. There is nothing to live for....

PM was supposed to run the offense so CHF could recruit and manage the team. It was obvious that he could not do the job at the SEC level. He had to go.

Roberts did a fine job with the the coaching. However, it seams he is not a very easy person to get along with. And he has not reached the level that he can treat people like crap and get away with it. That is why McGriff left. And that is why K. Scott was leaving. So he wasn't a bad hire from an X and O perspective. But he turned out to be a bad fit culturally. It happens. You hope it doesn't happen your first year along with the other guy getting canned. But you have to make the tough choices. We will probably see a couple of more leave.
Is it ideal? Not at all. And make no mistake, the shithole AU had become, coaches were not lined up to get on board.
I'm not sure who will be the new DC, but there are some good coaches surrounding whomever it may be.

Very few coaches are surefire hires these days. We have a couple more seasons to see how this one will turn out. If CHF keeps getting the recruits, we should be OK. And if not, the next guy will at least be loaded.

 

Goddamit.  I'm agreeing with all of this.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 09, 2024, 11:55:19 AM
Letting Montgomery go was a no-brainer, and I think most would really question Free if he didn't pull the plug. It will be interesting to see if CHF takes over the offense, or gives the new OC the reigns.

Roberts, I have no clue.  I thought he did a decent job with less than stellar overall talent. DB's were really good, but not much else. Defensively, Auburn was squarely in the middle of the pack, at 7th, allowing 22.6 points a game.  I'd have to go with, as some have suggested, there were some serious personality conflicts going on. I think the fact that Florida snapped him up (See what I did there?) points to the issue not being one of teh corchings.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: WiregrassTiger on January 09, 2024, 12:26:45 PM
Letting Montgomery go was a no-brainer, and I think most would really question Free if he didn't pull the plug. It will be interesting to see if CHF takes over the offense, or gives the new OC the reigns.

Roberts, I have no clue.  I thought he did a decent job with less than stellar overall talent. DB's were really good, but not much else. Defensively, Auburn was squarely in the middle of the pack, at 7th, allowing 22.6 points a game.  I'd have to go with, as some have suggested, there were some serious personality conflicts going on. I think the fact that Florida snapped him up (See what I did there?) points to the issue not being one of teh corchings.
I don’t think that one play was the deciding factor but I almost think it was. It certainly was a factor. If 4th and 31 wasn’t completed and we had sent an extra guy to have SOME kind of QB pressure? ANY kind of pressure? Would he have kept his job?

I think it was that big of a play for Auburn. I actually think he may still be here, so, it actually may have come down to one play.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 09, 2024, 12:36:08 PM
I don’t think that one play was the deciding factor but I almost think it was. It certainly was a factor. If 4th and 31 wasn’t completed and we had sent an extra guy to have SOME kind of QB pressure? ANY kind of pressure? Would he have kept his job?

I think it was that big of a play for Auburn. I actually think he may still be here, so, it actually may have come down to one play.

May have been the unforgiveable sin.  Looks like CHF kept them both on board through the Bowl season for continuity.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: Snakebite on January 09, 2024, 12:38:51 PM
I don’t think that one play was the deciding factor but I almost think it was. It certainly was a factor. If 4th and 31 wasn’t completed and we had sent an extra guy to have SOME kind of QB pressure? ANY kind of pressure? Would he have kept his job?

I think it was that big of a play for Auburn. I actually think he may still be here, so, it actually may have come down to one play.


Mumblings of borderline verbal abuse towards players & coaches have circulated the interwebz. Apparently, there’s some validity to Aranda firing him from Baylor, and Aranda was on record saying that large egos were creating a toxic environment in the locker room. Upon Roberts hiring, we brushed those comments off as Auburn fans and pointed a finger at Aranda for passing the blame to save himself for another season.

I hate losing his defense. Was fun to watch most of the time (minus the 3rd/4th and long abominations). Hopefully we can keep some of those exotic pressures moving forward with whoever takes over.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: CCTAU on January 09, 2024, 02:00:35 PM

Mumblings of borderline verbal abuse towards players & coaches have circulated the interwebz. Apparently, there’s some validity to Aranda firing him from Baylor, and Aranda was on record saying that large egos were creating a toxic environment in the locker room. Upon Roberts hiring, we brushed those comments off as Auburn fans and pointed a finger at Aranda for passing the blame to save himself for another season.

I hate losing his defense. Was fun to watch most of the time (minus the 3rd/4th and long abominations). Hopefully we can keep some of those exotic pressures moving forward with whoever takes over.

He cost us McGriff and almost K.Scott. However, Asante loved the guy.

Now it will be interesting to see who becomes the DC. An outside guy, or Kelly.

And CHF has already announced HE will be calling the plays next season.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: Kaos on January 09, 2024, 02:01:11 PM
al.communist today:

Freeze to take over playcalling duties in the wake of Montgomery's departure

(https://forums.tapas.io/uploads/default/original/3X/5/d/5d167663b834f1f8f7a6c10c2ad2c7f26764ed60.jpg)

Oh, FFS. 

This shit again? 

I'm trying to stay out of it but this is just the same recycled horse manure we've already been fed. It didn't taste good then.  You cannot be a truly powerful program if your CEO cannot delegate and hire people to do the job.  Doing it yourself because you either don't trust or can't hire?  That's mom and pop shop level.   

Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: CCTAU on January 09, 2024, 02:10:58 PM
al.communist today:

Freeze to take over playcalling duties in the wake of Montgomery's departure

(https://forums.tapas.io/uploads/default/original/3X/5/d/5d167663b834f1f8f7a6c10c2ad2c7f26764ed60.jpg)

Oh, FFS. 

This shit again? 

I'm trying to stay out of it but this is just the same recycled horse manure we've already been fed. It didn't taste good then.  You cannot be a truly powerful program if your CEO cannot delegate and hire people to do the job.  Doing it yourself because you either don't trust or can't hire?  That's mom and pop shop level.

We get it, your taint is raw. You say you're done, but you can't help yourself.
Sit back and enjoy the ride. It will be the wildest you have ever had, or it will be the mini roller coaster for toddlers. However, the ride will happen, with or without you...or me. 
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: Snakebite on January 09, 2024, 02:29:19 PM
We get it, your taint is raw. You say you're done, but you can't help yourself.
Sit back and enjoy the ride. It will be the wildest you have ever had, or it will be the mini roller coaster for toddlers. However, the ride will happen, with or without you...or me.


K is paying attention and cares, much like a lawyer I know. We know if Hugh starts winning, he won’t admit to being wrong… but he will continue paying attention and caring. That’s a win in my book. 

Year 1 is not a fair barometer to judge what we have. He is saying the right things, is overly candid in what he says, and has backed up every claim he has made in regards to recruiting. He has a history of winning more than he loses wherever he has been, at every level of competition. I still have faith he will do that here. However, if I see the job handed to Thorne without a chance of competition, I think my head will explode. Dude is ass.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: djsimp on January 09, 2024, 02:29:35 PM
al.communist today:

Oh, FFS. 

This shit again? 

PTSD sucks but a legal excuse for some puff puff...puff puff pass...
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: wesfau2 on January 09, 2024, 02:43:04 PM
We get it, your taint is raw. You say you're done, but you can't help yourself.
Sit back and enjoy the ride. It will be the wildest you have ever had, or it will be the mini roller coaster for toddlers. However, the ride will happen, with or without you...or me.

Goddammit, man.  That's twice in one day.

I'm going to urgent care.

PTSD sucks but a legal excuse for some puff puff...puff puff pass...

Nevermind, simp comes through with the clutch suggestion.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: Jumbo on January 09, 2024, 02:47:23 PM

Mumblings of borderline verbal abuse towards players & coaches have circulated the interwebz. Apparently, there’s some validity to Aranda firing him from Baylor, and Aranda was on record saying that large egos were creating a toxic environment in the locker room. Upon Roberts hiring, we brushed those comments off as Auburn fans and pointed a finger at Aranda for passing the blame to save himself for another season.

I hate losing his defense. Was fun to watch most of the time (minus the 3rd/4th and long abominations). Hopefully we can keep some of those exotic pressures moving forward with whoever takes over.
Rushing two on 4th & 31 was all I needed to see! Its crazy how life works, Buzz has been rushing the ladies with a solid 2 and hes in pre-med.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: Kaos on January 09, 2024, 03:11:36 PM

K is paying attention and cares, much like a lawyer I know. We know if Hugh starts winning, he won’t admit to being wrong… but he will continue paying attention and caring. That’s a win in my book. 

Year 1 is not a fair barometer to judge what we have. He is saying the right things, is overly candid in what he says, and has backed up every claim he has made in regards to recruiting. He has a history of winning more than he loses wherever he has been, at every level of competition. I still have faith he will do that here. However, if I see the job handed to Thorne without a chance of competition, I think my head will explode. Dude is ass.

I have no issue saying I was wrong when it happens. When it rarely happens. 

I said I was wrong about Chizik before it turned out I was right to begin with. 

It’s important to note here that my complaints and alarms are not about the record.  Eight wins was about the max I expected.  Six is meh.  Any half way decent coach could have gotten that team to six if all they did was smoke weed in the office all day. 

My problems with the beaver are leadership and organizational. And that?  Yeah. You can absolutely 1000% judge that based on one year.  The mistakes he’s making, the lack of personal accountability (other than lip service), and the failures in leadership are characteristics, not blips. 
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 09, 2024, 03:21:09 PM
The Buc'ee's in Auburn is the bomb.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 09, 2024, 03:24:35 PM
Rushing two on 4th & 31 was all I needed to see! Its crazy how life works, Buzz has been rushing the ladies with a solid 2 and hes in pre-med.
60% of the time it works every time.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: WiregrassTiger on January 09, 2024, 03:43:17 PM
I have no issue saying I was wrong when it happens. When it rarely happens. 

I said I was wrong about Chizik before it turned out I was right to begin with. 

It’s important to note here that my complaints and alarms are not about the record.  Eight wins was about the max I expected.  Six is meh.  Any half way decent coach could have gotten that team to six if all they did was smoke weed in the office all day. 

My problems with the beaver are leadership and organizational. And that?  Yeah. You can absolutely 1000% judge that based on one year.  The mistakes he’s making, the lack of personal accountability (other than lip service), and the failures in leadership are characteristics, not blips.
This is the first I have heard about Hugh smoking weed in the office all day. No wonder all of these black kids love him.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: wesfau2 on January 09, 2024, 03:50:01 PM
This is the first I have heard about Hugh smoking weed in the office all day. No wonder all of these black kids love him.

I'm the bag man.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: Snakebite on January 09, 2024, 04:59:33 PM
I have no issue saying I was wrong when it happens. When it rarely happens. 

I said I was wrong about Chizik before it turned out I was right to begin with. 

It’s important to note here that my complaints and alarms are not about the record.  Eight wins was about the max I expected.  Six is meh.  Any half way decent coach could have gotten that team to six if all they did was smoke weed in the office all day. 

My problems with the beaver are leadership and organizational. And that?  Yeah. You can absolutely 1000% judge that based on one year.  The mistakes he’s making, the lack of personal accountability (other than lip service), and the failures in leadership are characteristics, not blips.

Is there a path to redemption for you in his case? Not that I’m some Hugh Freeze cheerleader, but I will never understand the unwavering hatred/negativity. Genuinely curious if there is something that he could ever do to garner your respect?

His coaching & priorities frustrated me throughout the year. It was a disservice to the 2023 team to punt on trying to win, but we reaped the rewards in recruiting. He was 2 years behind on building relationships because his predecessor didn’t build anything but a fat wallet.

All said, life is much better when there is positivity & a little hope for the future. He will be given more grace than Spud. Not so much joy in life when hanging out in isolated trenches for the sake of being right.

Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: Kaos on January 09, 2024, 07:43:19 PM
Is there a path to redemption for you in his case? Not that I’m some Hugh Freeze cheerleader, but I will never understand the unwavering hatred/negativity. Genuinely curious if there is something that he could ever do to garner your respect?

His coaching & priorities frustrated me throughout the year. It was a disservice to the 2023 team to punt on trying to win, but we reaped the rewards in recruiting. He was 2 years behind on building relationships because his predecessor didn’t build anything but a fat wallet.

All said, life is much better when there is positivity & a little hope for the future. He will be given more grace than Spud. Not so much joy in life when hanging out in isolated trenches for the sake of being right.

Interesting question.  Is there a path?

If there was it would be in not being the same spotted leopard he’s always been. 


You guys claim to see a changed man.  I don’t.  At all. I see the same goofy goober charlatan he was at Ole Miss.  The same self-aggrandizing “look at me”’egoist who “coached” from a hospital bed.

So yeah.  That’s where it comes from for me.  I don’t see it changing. Skunks. Stripes. 

At ole Miss you can make a big recruiting splash, win some big games and shit the bed a couple of times unexpectedly and all is good.

HE BEAT SABAN AND BAMA TWICE YOU NUMBDICK!!

Yeah.  I don’t care about that. 
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: jmar on January 10, 2024, 12:00:10 PM
Interesting question.  Is there a path?

If there was it would be in not being the same spotted leopard he’s always been. 


You guys claim to see a changed man.  I don’t.  At all. I see the same goofy goober charlatan he was at Ole Miss.  The same self-aggrandizing “look at me”’egoist who “coached” from a hospital bed.

So yeah.  That’s where it comes from for me.  I don’t see it changing. Skunks. Stripes. 

At ole Miss you can make a big recruiting splash, win some big games and shit the bed a couple of times unexpectedly and all is good.

HE BEAT SABAN AND BAMA TWICE YOU NUMBDICK!!

Yeah.  I don’t care about that. 
Interesting question.  Is there a path?

If there was it would be in not being the same spotted leopard he’s always been. 


You guys claim to see a changed man.  I don’t.  At all. I see the same goofy goober charlatan he was at Ole Miss.  The same self-aggrandizing “look at me”’egoist who “coached” from a hospital bed.

So yeah.  That’s where it comes from for me.  I don’t see it changing. Skunks. Stripes. 

At ole Miss you can make a big recruiting splash, win some big games and shit the bed a couple of times unexpectedly and all is good.

HE BEAT SABAN AND BAMA TWICE YOU NUMBDICK!!

Yeah.  I don’t care about that. 
We haven't had anyone of the character of Ralph Shug Jordan or even Doug Barfield.
Not gonna happen.
All others have been pretty flawed without being specific.

I can agree that Freeze should be more of a CEO type but that's not what got him to where he is.

I do think he was Auburn's best choice and I'm rolling with the changes.
Am I a traditionalist? Absolutely but I'm no dinosaur. Not yet.

Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: Kaos on January 10, 2024, 12:30:30 PM
We haven't had anyone of the character of Ralph Shug Jordan or even Doug Barfield.
Not gonna happen.
All others have been pretty flawed without being specific.

I can agree that Freeze should be more of a CEO type but that's not what got him to where he is.

I do think he was Auburn's best choice and I'm rolling with the changes.
Am I a traditionalist? Absolutely but I'm no dinosaur. Not yet.

I measured my arms.  I think I can pick up a sofa pretty easily. 

Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: The Six on January 10, 2024, 01:46:23 PM
I realize I'm the only one standing over here looking at the alarm bells, and I'm okay with that. 

But a good coach doesn't dump both coordinators in his first season.  That reeks of poor judgment (bad hires) and is not something that should generate any confidence.  If you're stepping into a high profile job, one that comes with high expectations, scrutiny, and demands -- one that pays millions -- you don't start by making two piss poor hires at your most important positions.

Yeah, we wanted them gone because the product on the field was inconsistent and at times putrid.  But that falls on a beaver who, for some reason, seems immune from accountability.

This point is crystal clear. You continuing to bang this drum is just performance art at this point. We got it. You out on Hugh and Auburn. 10-4.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: wesfau2 on January 10, 2024, 01:53:20 PM
This point is crystal clear. You continuing to bang this drum is just performance art at this point. We got it. You out on Hugh and Auburn. 10-4.

Some people only know how to play one note.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: Kaos on January 10, 2024, 06:44:10 PM
Some people only know how to play one note.

Don't sell me short.  I have at least two.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: Kaos on January 10, 2024, 06:44:59 PM
This point is crystal clear. You continuing to bang this drum is just performance art at this point. We got it. You out on Hugh and Auburn. 10-4.

I'm sitting here with a Prove Me Wrong sign. 

So far?  Nope.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: chinook on January 10, 2024, 08:06:13 PM


Kaos 1  Hugh Humpers 0
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: The Six on January 17, 2024, 02:21:32 PM
January 17 Updates

Openings:
San Jose State (Coach left for Arizona)
South Alabama (Coach left to be DC at Alabama)

Hires
Arizona - Brent Brennan (HC San Jose State)
Washington - Jedd Fisch (HC Arizona)
Alabama - Kalen DeBoer (HC Washington)
New Mexico State - Tony Sanchez (WR Coach, Jerry Kill steps down)
Troy - Gerad Parker (OC Notre Dame)
Tulane - John Sumrall (HC Troy)
Duke - Manny Diaz (DC Penn State, former HC U Miami)
James Madison - Bob Chesney (HC Holy Cross)
Wyoming - Jay Sawvel (current DC, promoted)
New Mexico - Bronco Mendenhall (former BYU and UVA HC)
MTSU - Derek Mason (former DC for dang near everybody, Vandy HC)
ULM - Bryant Vincent (former interim UAB HC/OC, UNM OC)
Nevada - Jeff Choate (Co-DC and LB coach at Texas)
UTEP - Scotty Walden (HC at Austin Peay)
Boise State - Spencer Danielson (Interim HC/DC, won the conference)
Houston - Willie Fritz (HC at Tulane)
Indiana - Curt Cignetti (HC at James Madison)
Michigan State - Jonathan Smith (HC at Oregon State)
Mississippi State - Jeff Lebby (OC at Oklahoma)
Northwestern - David Braun (was Interim, got them to 7 wins)
Texas A&M - Mike Elko (HC at Duke)
Oregon State - Trent Bray (DC, promoted)
Syracuse - Fran Brown (fUGA DB coach, recruiter wiz)
San Diego State - Sean Lewis (Colorado OC/former Kent State HC)
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: GH2001 on January 17, 2024, 04:53:07 PM
January 17 Updates

Openings:
San Jose State (Coach left for Arizona)

Hires
Arizona - Brent Brennan (HC San Jose State)
Washington - Jedd Fisch (HC Arizona)
Alabama - Kalen DeBoer (HC Washington)
New Mexico State - Tony Sanchez (WR Coach, Jerry Kill steps down)
Troy - Gerad Parker (OC Notre Dame)
Tulane - John Sumrall (HC Troy)
Duke - Manny Diaz (DC Penn State, former HC U Miami)
James Madison - Bob Chesney (HC Holy Cross)
Wyoming - Jay Sawvel (current DC, promoted)
New Mexico - Bronco Mendenhall (former BYU and UVA HC)
MTSU - Derek Mason (former DC for dang near everybody, Vandy HC)
ULM - Bryant Vincent (former interim UAB HC/OC, UNM OC)
Nevada - Jeff Choate (Co-DC and LB coach at Texas)
UTEP - Scotty Walden (HC at Austin Peay)
Boise State - Spencer Danielson (Interim HC/DC, won the conference)
Houston - Willie Fritz (HC at Tulane)
Indiana - Curt Cignetti (HC at James Madison)
Michigan State - Jonathan Smith (HC at Oregon State)
Mississippi State - Jeff Lebby (OC at Oklahoma)
Northwestern - David Braun (was Interim, got them to 7 wins)
Texas A&M - Mike Elko (HC at Duke)
Oregon State - Trent Bray (DC, promoted)
Syracuse - Fran Brown (fUGA DB coach, recruiter wiz)
San Diego State - Sean Lewis (Colorado OC/former Kent State HC)

Step right up!

(https://i.imgur.com/QJ7m9z8.png)
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: Snakebite on January 17, 2024, 05:06:55 PM
Step right up!

(https://i.imgur.com/QJ7m9z8.png)

Isn’t that where the assistant went to?!
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: GH2001 on January 17, 2024, 05:08:27 PM
Isn’t that where the assistant went to?!

That sexy little sidepiece he was banging (that I admittedly would have too)? Yes.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: Snakebite on January 17, 2024, 05:29:21 PM
That sexy little sidepiece he was banging (that I admittedly would have too)? Yes.

I'd be happy to underwhelm her for a minute or 2.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 17, 2024, 05:37:28 PM
I'd be happy to underwhelm her for a minute or 2.

She'd be riding the Bony Express.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: The Six on January 18, 2024, 05:30:27 AM
January 18 Updates

Openings:
San Jose State (Coach left for Arizona)

Hires
South Alabama - Major Applewhite (OC at South Alabama)
Arizona - Brent Brennan (HC San Jose State)
Washington - Jedd Fisch (HC Arizona)
Alabama - Kalen DeBoer (HC Washington)
New Mexico State - Tony Sanchez (WR Coach, Jerry Kill steps down)
Troy - Gerad Parker (OC Notre Dame)
Tulane - John Sumrall (HC Troy)
Duke - Manny Diaz (DC Penn State, former HC U Miami)
James Madison - Bob Chesney (HC Holy Cross)
Wyoming - Jay Sawvel (current DC, promoted)
New Mexico - Bronco Mendenhall (former BYU and UVA HC)
MTSU - Derek Mason (former DC for dang near everybody, Vandy HC)
ULM - Bryant Vincent (former interim UAB HC/OC, UNM OC)
Nevada - Jeff Choate (Co-DC and LB coach at Texas)
UTEP - Scotty Walden (HC at Austin Peay)
Boise State - Spencer Danielson (Interim HC/DC, won the conference)
Houston - Willie Fritz (HC at Tulane)
Indiana - Curt Cignetti (HC at James Madison)
Michigan State - Jonathan Smith (HC at Oregon State)
Mississippi State - Jeff Lebby (OC at Oklahoma)
Northwestern - David Braun (was Interim, got them to 7 wins)
Texas A&M - Mike Elko (HC at Duke)
Oregon State - Trent Bray (DC, promoted)
Syracuse - Fran Brown (fUGA DB coach, recruiter wiz)
San Diego State - Sean Lewis (Colorado OC/former Kent State HC)
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: GH2001 on January 18, 2024, 09:33:46 AM
January 18 Updates

Openings:
San Jose State (Coach left for Arizona)

Hires
South Alabama - Major Applewhite (OC at South Alabama)
Arizona - Brent Brennan (HC San Jose State)
Washington - Jedd Fisch (HC Arizona)
Alabama - Kalen DeBoer (HC Washington)
New Mexico State - Tony Sanchez (WR Coach, Jerry Kill steps down)
Troy - Gerad Parker (OC Notre Dame)
Tulane - John Sumrall (HC Troy)
Duke - Manny Diaz (DC Penn State, former HC U Miami)
James Madison - Bob Chesney (HC Holy Cross)
Wyoming - Jay Sawvel (current DC, promoted)
New Mexico - Bronco Mendenhall (former BYU and UVA HC)
MTSU - Derek Mason (former DC for dang near everybody, Vandy HC)
ULM - Bryant Vincent (former interim UAB HC/OC, UNM OC)
Nevada - Jeff Choate (Co-DC and LB coach at Texas)
UTEP - Scotty Walden (HC at Austin Peay)
Boise State - Spencer Danielson (Interim HC/DC, won the conference)
Houston - Willie Fritz (HC at Tulane)
Indiana - Curt Cignetti (HC at James Madison)
Michigan State - Jonathan Smith (HC at Oregon State)
Mississippi State - Jeff Lebby (OC at Oklahoma)
Northwestern - David Braun (was Interim, got them to 7 wins)
Texas A&M - Mike Elko (HC at Duke)
Oregon State - Trent Bray (DC, promoted)
Syracuse - Fran Brown (fUGA DB coach, recruiter wiz)
San Diego State - Sean Lewis (Colorado OC/former Kent State HC)

The more important thing to read between the lines above is Wommack heading to T Town as DC. L. O. L.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: Kaos on January 18, 2024, 10:22:02 AM
You forgot one. 

Murray State

The Racers hired Jody Wright, a very unfairly maligned name from Auburn's past. 
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: AUJarhead on January 18, 2024, 10:51:35 AM
You forgot one. 

Murray State

The Racers hired Jody Wright, a very unfairly maligned name from Auburn's past.

Jody Jody six foot four...
Jody's never been whipped before...
I'm going to take a 96...
and put ole Jody in a great big fix.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: Snakebite on January 18, 2024, 11:28:58 AM
Jody Jody six foot four...
Jody's never been whipped before...
I'm going to take a 96...
and put ole Jody in a great big fix.

A yellow bird
With a yellow bill
Landed on my window sill
I lured it in
With a piece of bread
Then I smashed his fucking head.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 18, 2024, 11:45:31 AM
You forgot one. 

Murray State

The Racers hired Jody Wright, a very unfairly maligned name from Auburn's past.
So, you're saying he wasn't the star witness in the my man Cal case?
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: Kaos on January 18, 2024, 01:15:36 PM
So, you're saying he wasn't the star witness in the my man Cal case?

If he was, it was for us.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: WiregrassTiger on January 18, 2024, 03:25:13 PM
Jody Jody six foot four...
Jody's never been whipped before...
I'm going to take a 96...
and put ole Jody in a great big fix.
I’ve heard this cadence before and it always enrages me to think about the Jody’s off the world while you soldiers were in a foreign land protecting our country and they are back here long dicking the girls left behind.

I always had a special place in my heart for these girls and I tried hard to help heal the hurt of them missing their man. There is nothing amusing about the Jody’s of the world. They need their ass beat.

If you’re still in the reserves or know of anyone who may be shipped out and leave their woman behind, I consider it part of my ministry. I want to help take care of them while they are gone.

Send me a pic of her and let me know specifics re where she lives, when the brave soldier ships out and expected return. I will get back with them about getting into the rotation.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: The Six on January 21, 2024, 06:46:08 PM
January 21 Updates

Rumors surrounding Jim Harbaugh, the NFL, and Michigan. If that opens, expect the carousel to spin once again as that could pull another sitting head coach out of the P5.

New Hires:
San Jose State - Ken Niumatalolo (former Navy HC)
South Alabama - Major Applewhite (OC at South Alabama)
Arizona - Brent Brennan (HC San Jose State)
Washington - Jedd Fisch (HC Arizona)
Alabama - Kalen DeBoer (HC Washington)
New Mexico State - Tony Sanchez (WR Coach, Jerry Kill steps down)
Troy - Gerad Parker (OC Notre Dame)
Tulane - John Sumrall (HC Troy)
Duke - Manny Diaz (DC Penn State, former HC U Miami)
James Madison - Bob Chesney (HC Holy Cross)
Wyoming - Jay Sawvel (current DC, promoted)
New Mexico - Bronco Mendenhall (former BYU and UVA HC)
MTSU - Derek Mason (former DC for dang near everybody, Vandy HC)
ULM - Bryant Vincent (former interim UAB HC/OC, UNM OC)
Nevada - Jeff Choate (Co-DC and LB coach at Texas)
UTEP - Scotty Walden (HC at Austin Peay)
Boise State - Spencer Danielson (Interim HC/DC, won the conference)
Houston - Willie Fritz (HC at Tulane)
Indiana - Curt Cignetti (HC at James Madison)
Michigan State - Jonathan Smith (HC at Oregon State)
Mississippi State - Jeff Lebby (OC at Oklahoma)
Northwestern - David Braun (was Interim, got them to 7 wins)
Texas A&M - Mike Elko (HC at Duke)
Oregon State - Trent Bray (DC, promoted)
Syracuse - Fran Brown (fUGA DB coach, recruiter wiz)
San Diego State - Sean Lewis (Colorado OC/former Kent State HC)
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: Kaos on January 22, 2024, 09:36:19 PM
Has anybody heard anything about the Murray State Racers?
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: jmar on January 23, 2024, 07:04:05 AM
Bobby Petrino OC at Arkansas.
Paul likely next OC at USA.


Mike DuBose retiring from Opp.
The search is on for an ample replacement.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: jmar on January 23, 2024, 07:27:48 AM
Has anybody heard anything about the Murray State Racers?
Yes a crowd of at least 35 raucous late middle aged Racer fan's gathered to greet Jody Wright as he was introduced as the next Head Football Coach.
Excitement is abound.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: wesfau2 on January 26, 2024, 02:11:58 PM
Trovon Reed headed to UCF for an on-field coaching position: DBs.

https://twitter.com/TrovonReed/status/1750959305195450590


That suuuuucks. 
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: Kaos on January 26, 2024, 02:31:41 PM
Trovon Reed headed to UCF for an on-field coaching position: DBs.

https://twitter.com/TrovonReed/status/1750959305195450590


That suuuuucks.

Gus from the grave.  Off the top rope.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: CCTAU on January 26, 2024, 04:11:24 PM
Trovon Reed headed to UCF for an on-field coaching position: DBs.

https://twitter.com/TrovonReed/status/1750959305195450590


That suuuuucks.

Good for him. He's not quite ready so this is a good opportunity for him. He has done outstanding work for AU.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: wesfau2 on January 26, 2024, 04:14:21 PM
Good for him. He's not quite ready so this is a good opportunity for him. He has done outstanding work for AU.

Oh, for sure.  I'm happy for him.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: The Six on January 26, 2024, 07:05:55 PM
January 26 and Final Update

New Hires:
Michigan - Sherrone Moore (Michigan OC, filled in during Harbaugh suspensions)
San Jose State - Ken Niumatalolo (former Navy HC)
South Alabama - Major Applewhite (OC at South Alabama)
Arizona - Brent Brennan (HC San Jose State)
Washington - Jedd Fisch (HC Arizona)
Alabama - Kalen DeBoer (HC Washington)
New Mexico State - Tony Sanchez (WR Coach, Jerry Kill steps down)
Troy - Gerad Parker (OC Notre Dame)
Tulane - John Sumrall (HC Troy)
Duke - Manny Diaz (DC Penn State, former HC U Miami)
James Madison - Bob Chesney (HC Holy Cross)
Wyoming - Jay Sawvel (current DC, promoted)
New Mexico - Bronco Mendenhall (former BYU and UVA HC)
MTSU - Derek Mason (former DC for dang near everybody, Vandy HC)
ULM - Bryant Vincent (former interim UAB HC/OC, UNM OC)
Nevada - Jeff Choate (Co-DC and LB coach at Texas)
UTEP - Scotty Walden (HC at Austin Peay)
Boise State - Spencer Danielson (Interim HC/DC, won the conference)
Houston - Willie Fritz (HC at Tulane)
Indiana - Curt Cignetti (HC at James Madison)
Michigan State - Jonathan Smith (HC at Oregon State)
Mississippi State - Jeff Lebby (OC at Oklahoma)
Northwestern - David Braun (was Interim, got them to 7 wins)
Texas A&M - Mike Elko (HC at Duke)
Oregon State - Trent Bray (DC, promoted)
Syracuse - Fran Brown (fUGA DB coach, recruiter wiz)
San Diego State - Sean Lewis (Colorado OC/former Kent State HC)


This is the Nostromo, signing off…
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: Snakebite on January 26, 2024, 08:46:01 PM
January 26 and Final Update

New Hires:
Michigan - Sherrone Moore (Michigan OC, filled in during Harbaugh suspensions)
San Jose State - Ken Niumatalolo (former Navy HC)
South Alabama - Major Applewhite (OC at South Alabama)
Arizona - Brent Brennan (HC San Jose State)
Washington - Jedd Fisch (HC Arizona)
Alabama - Kalen DeBoer (HC Washington)
New Mexico State - Tony Sanchez (WR Coach, Jerry Kill steps down)
Troy - Gerad Parker (OC Notre Dame)
Tulane - John Sumrall (HC Troy)
Duke - Manny Diaz (DC Penn State, former HC U Miami)
James Madison - Bob Chesney (HC Holy Cross)
Wyoming - Jay Sawvel (current DC, promoted)
New Mexico - Bronco Mendenhall (former BYU and UVA HC)
MTSU - Derek Mason (former DC for dang near everybody, Vandy HC)
ULM - Bryant Vincent (former interim UAB HC/OC, UNM OC)
Nevada - Jeff Choate (Co-DC and LB coach at Texas)
UTEP - Scotty Walden (HC at Austin Peay)
Boise State - Spencer Danielson (Interim HC/DC, won the conference)
Houston - Willie Fritz (HC at Tulane)
Indiana - Curt Cignetti (HC at James Madison)
Michigan State - Jonathan Smith (HC at Oregon State)
Mississippi State - Jeff Lebby (OC at Oklahoma)
Northwestern - David Braun (was Interim, got them to 7 wins)
Texas A&M - Mike Elko (HC at Duke)
Oregon State - Trent Bray (DC, promoted)
Syracuse - Fran Brown (fUGA DB coach, recruiter wiz)
San Diego State - Sean Lewis (Colorado OC/former Kent State HC)


This is the Nostromo, signing off…

Thank you for keeping up with it.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: jmar on January 27, 2024, 11:31:37 AM
Thank you for keeping up with it.
You really are too nice for this site. Are you starving for abuse?  :poke:
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: Snakebite on January 27, 2024, 03:23:05 PM
You really are too nice for this site. Are you starving for abuse?  :poke:


I’m an Auburn Football fan. We all like a little abuse.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: jmar on January 27, 2024, 03:33:54 PM


I’m an Auburn Football fan. We all like a little abuse.
No doubt about it.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: Jumbo on January 27, 2024, 04:38:30 PM


I’m an Auburn Football fan. We all like a little abuse.
Harrumph!
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 28, 2024, 01:33:43 PM


I’m an Auburn Football fan. We all like a little abuse.
Please to be defining "a little"
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: Snakebite on January 28, 2024, 03:41:12 PM
Please to be defining "a little"

Dress us in leather, throw a collar & leash on us, walk all over us in heels, and punch us in the face on occasion.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: jmar on January 28, 2024, 04:22:02 PM
Dress us in leather, throw a collar & leash on us, walk all over us in heels, and punch us in the face on occasion.
What is unique to the Auburn fan is that there have been far too few of the "all in a day's work"  wins OR too many inopportune losses which serve to substantiate that claim of fandom abuse.


These are the inexplicable losses which happen when the team can prove itself worthy of national attention instead of floundering into obscurity from wence it came.


We are inconsistently great at times and far too average when it really counts.


How about a Fresca?

Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 29, 2024, 08:03:22 AM
What is unique to the Auburn fan is that there have been far too few of the "all in a day's work"  wins OR too many inopportune losses which serve to substantiate that claim of fandom abuse.


These are the inexplicable losses which happen when the team can prove itself worthy of national attention instead of floundering into obscurity from wence it came.


We are inconsistently great at times and far too average when it really counts.


How about a Fresca?
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it...felt I owed it to them.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: WiregrassTiger on January 29, 2024, 04:59:51 PM
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it...felt I owed it to them.
Well, the world needs ditchdiggers too.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 30, 2024, 12:11:20 PM
Taking the Carousel in a different, slow news direction.  Ronnie Cottrell stepping down after 9 greatly yuge successful years at Mobile Christian.  Coached at about 5 other high schools, as well as Carroll High of Ozark.  All indications are that he wants to get back in to college ranks, and rumors are it may be one of the openings at South Alabama.

Cottrell was at the center of Bama looking down the barrel of a gun back around 99'.  He actually won a huge verdict in a defamation suit against the NCAA and Tom Culpepper arising out of that.  Have no idea how any appeals turned out.

Had the opportunity to meet Cottrell years ago when he was at Carroll.  Our firm sponsored the Team of the Week award.  I remember him being extremely nice and accommodating. Anyway, slow news day.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: chinook on January 30, 2024, 06:18:05 PM
Taking the Carousel in a different, slow news direction.  Ronnie Cottrell stepping down after 9 greatly yuge successful years at Mobile Christian.  Coached at about 5 other high schools, as well as Carroll High of Ozark.  All indications are that he wants to get back in to college ranks, and rumors are it may be one of the openings at South Alabama.

Cottrell was at the center of Bama looking down the barrel of a gun back around 99'.  He actually won a huge verdict in a defamation suit against the NCAA and Tom Culpepper arising out of that.  Have no idea how any appeals turned out.

Had the opportunity to meet Cottrell years ago when he was at Carroll.  Our firm sponsored the Team of the Week award.  I remember him being extremely nice and accommodating. Anyway, slow news day.

i'm sure the gift certificate for a DQ mini-blizzard was well received and appreciated. 
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 31, 2024, 07:34:38 AM
i'm sure the gift certificate for a DQ mini-blizzard was well received and appreciated.

It was a recycled plaque.  And a damn nice one. 
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: jmar on January 31, 2024, 07:47:41 AM
i'm sure the gift certificate for a DQ mini-blizzard was well received and appreciated. 
No doubt. Just the other day I was feeling sort of low and less energetic than normal. A co-worker says hey John, I have some Arby's coupons and that brought an immediate smile. We didn't save much but those French Dip and Swiss meal's had healing powers, perked me right up. And it makes me happy knowing that somewhere in the wiregrass there's a lawyer intent on scoring a free mini Blizzard at a local DQ, not because he can't afford to pay full price but because it's officially free as indicated on the printed certificate.
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: CCTAU on February 03, 2024, 04:44:11 PM
No doubt. Just the other day I was feeling sort of low and less energetic than normal. A co-worker says hey John, I have some Arby's coupons and that brought an immediate smile. We didn't save much but those French Dip and Swiss meal's had healing powers, perked me right up. And it makes me happy knowing that somewhere in the wiregrass there's a lawyer intent on scoring a free mini Blizzard at a local DQ, not because he can't afford to pay full price but because it's officially free as indicated on the printed certificate.

Why pay for it when you can get it for free?
Just like a politician…
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: wesfau2 on March 01, 2024, 01:30:28 PM
D. Craig on the move from A&M to...

GaSt.

https://www.al.com/auburnfootball/2024/03/dameyune-craig-joins-former-auburn-teammate-in-latest-coaching-move-per-report.html
Title: Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
Post by: CCTAU on March 01, 2024, 02:25:25 PM
Interesting. I didn’t know Dell had take the GSU job. Odd that Elliot gave up HC for an assistant job at USCe.