Carousel Season is Upon Us!

[AUJarhead]

You forgot one. 

Murray State

The Racers hired Jody Wright, a very unfairly maligned name from Auburn's past.

Jody Jody six foot four...
Jody's never been whipped before...
I'm going to take a 96...
and put ole Jody in a great big fix.

[Snakebite]

Jody Jody six foot four...
Jody's never been whipped before...
I'm going to take a 96...
and put ole Jody in a great big fix.

A yellow bird
With a yellow bill
Landed on my window sill
I lured it in
With a piece of bread
Then I smashed his fucking head.

[Buzz Killington]

You forgot one. 

Murray State

The Racers hired Jody Wright, a very unfairly maligned name from Auburn's past.

So, you're saying he wasn't the star witness in the my man Cal case?

[Kaos]

So, you're saying he wasn't the star witness in the my man Cal case?

If he was, it was for us.

[WiregrassTiger]

Jody Jody six foot four...
Jody's never been whipped before...
I'm going to take a 96...
and put ole Jody in a great big fix.

I’ve heard this cadence before and it always enrages me to think about the Jody’s off the world while you soldiers were in a foreign land protecting our country and they are back here long dicking the girls left behind.

I always had a special place in my heart for these girls and I tried hard to help heal the hurt of them missing their man. There is nothing amusing about the Jody’s of the world. They need their ass beat.

If you’re still in the reserves or know of anyone who may be shipped out and leave their woman behind, I consider it part of my ministry. I want to help take care of them while they are gone.

Send me a pic of her and let me know specifics re where she lives, when the brave soldier ships out and expected return. I will get back with them about getting into the rotation.

[The Six]

January 21 Updates

Rumors surrounding Jim Harbaugh, the NFL, and Michigan. If that opens, expect the carousel to spin once again as that could pull another sitting head coach out of the P5.

New Hires:
San Jose State - Ken Niumatalolo (former Navy HC)
South Alabama - Major Applewhite (OC at South Alabama)
Arizona - Brent Brennan (HC San Jose State)
Washington - Jedd Fisch (HC Arizona)
Alabama - Kalen DeBoer (HC Washington)
New Mexico State - Tony Sanchez (WR Coach, Jerry Kill steps down)
Troy - Gerad Parker (OC Notre Dame)
Tulane - John Sumrall (HC Troy)
Duke - Manny Diaz (DC Penn State, former HC U Miami)
James Madison - Bob Chesney (HC Holy Cross)
Wyoming - Jay Sawvel (current DC, promoted)
New Mexico - Bronco Mendenhall (former BYU and UVA HC)
MTSU - Derek Mason (former DC for dang near everybody, Vandy HC)
ULM - Bryant Vincent (former interim UAB HC/OC, UNM OC)
Nevada - Jeff Choate (Co-DC and LB coach at Texas)
UTEP - Scotty Walden (HC at Austin Peay)
Boise State - Spencer Danielson (Interim HC/DC, won the conference)
Houston - Willie Fritz (HC at Tulane)
Indiana - Curt Cignetti (HC at James Madison)
Michigan State - Jonathan Smith (HC at Oregon State)
Mississippi State - Jeff Lebby (OC at Oklahoma)
Northwestern - David Braun (was Interim, got them to 7 wins)
Texas A&M - Mike Elko (HC at Duke)
Oregon State - Trent Bray (DC, promoted)
Syracuse - Fran Brown (fUGA DB coach, recruiter wiz)
San Diego State - Sean Lewis (Colorado OC/former Kent State HC)

[Kaos]

Has anybody heard anything about the Murray State Racers?

[jmar]

Bobby Petrino OC at Arkansas.
Paul likely next OC at USA.


Mike DuBose retiring from Opp.
The search is on for an ample replacement.

[jmar]

Has anybody heard anything about the Murray State Racers?

Yes a crowd of at least 35 raucous late middle aged Racer fan's gathered to greet Jody Wright as he was introduced as the next Head Football Coach.
Excitement is abound.

[wesfau2]

Trovon Reed headed to UCF for an on-field coaching position: DBs.

https://twitter.com/TrovonReed/status/1750959305195450590


That suuuuucks. 

[Kaos]

Trovon Reed headed to UCF for an on-field coaching position: DBs.

https://twitter.com/TrovonReed/status/1750959305195450590


That suuuuucks.

Gus from the grave.  Off the top rope.

[CCTAU]

Trovon Reed headed to UCF for an on-field coaching position: DBs.

https://twitter.com/TrovonReed/status/1750959305195450590


That suuuuucks.

Good for him. He's not quite ready so this is a good opportunity for him. He has done outstanding work for AU.

[wesfau2]

Good for him. He's not quite ready so this is a good opportunity for him. He has done outstanding work for AU.

Oh, for sure.  I'm happy for him.

[The Six]

January 26 and Final Update

New Hires:
Michigan - Sherrone Moore (Michigan OC, filled in during Harbaugh suspensions)
San Jose State - Ken Niumatalolo (former Navy HC)
South Alabama - Major Applewhite (OC at South Alabama)
Arizona - Brent Brennan (HC San Jose State)
Washington - Jedd Fisch (HC Arizona)
Alabama - Kalen DeBoer (HC Washington)
New Mexico State - Tony Sanchez (WR Coach, Jerry Kill steps down)
Troy - Gerad Parker (OC Notre Dame)
Tulane - John Sumrall (HC Troy)
Duke - Manny Diaz (DC Penn State, former HC U Miami)
James Madison - Bob Chesney (HC Holy Cross)
Wyoming - Jay Sawvel (current DC, promoted)
New Mexico - Bronco Mendenhall (former BYU and UVA HC)
MTSU - Derek Mason (former DC for dang near everybody, Vandy HC)
ULM - Bryant Vincent (former interim UAB HC/OC, UNM OC)
Nevada - Jeff Choate (Co-DC and LB coach at Texas)
UTEP - Scotty Walden (HC at Austin Peay)
Boise State - Spencer Danielson (Interim HC/DC, won the conference)
Houston - Willie Fritz (HC at Tulane)
Indiana - Curt Cignetti (HC at James Madison)
Michigan State - Jonathan Smith (HC at Oregon State)
Mississippi State - Jeff Lebby (OC at Oklahoma)
Northwestern - David Braun (was Interim, got them to 7 wins)
Texas A&M - Mike Elko (HC at Duke)
Oregon State - Trent Bray (DC, promoted)
Syracuse - Fran Brown (fUGA DB coach, recruiter wiz)
San Diego State - Sean Lewis (Colorado OC/former Kent State HC)


This is the Nostromo, signing off…

[Snakebite]

January 26 and Final Update

New Hires:
Michigan - Sherrone Moore (Michigan OC, filled in during Harbaugh suspensions)
San Jose State - Ken Niumatalolo (former Navy HC)
South Alabama - Major Applewhite (OC at South Alabama)
Arizona - Brent Brennan (HC San Jose State)
Washington - Jedd Fisch (HC Arizona)
Alabama - Kalen DeBoer (HC Washington)
New Mexico State - Tony Sanchez (WR Coach, Jerry Kill steps down)
Troy - Gerad Parker (OC Notre Dame)
Tulane - John Sumrall (HC Troy)
Duke - Manny Diaz (DC Penn State, former HC U Miami)
James Madison - Bob Chesney (HC Holy Cross)
Wyoming - Jay Sawvel (current DC, promoted)
New Mexico - Bronco Mendenhall (former BYU and UVA HC)
MTSU - Derek Mason (former DC for dang near everybody, Vandy HC)
ULM - Bryant Vincent (former interim UAB HC/OC, UNM OC)
Nevada - Jeff Choate (Co-DC and LB coach at Texas)
UTEP - Scotty Walden (HC at Austin Peay)
Boise State - Spencer Danielson (Interim HC/DC, won the conference)
Houston - Willie Fritz (HC at Tulane)
Indiana - Curt Cignetti (HC at James Madison)
Michigan State - Jonathan Smith (HC at Oregon State)
Mississippi State - Jeff Lebby (OC at Oklahoma)
Northwestern - David Braun (was Interim, got them to 7 wins)
Texas A&M - Mike Elko (HC at Duke)
Oregon State - Trent Bray (DC, promoted)
Syracuse - Fran Brown (fUGA DB coach, recruiter wiz)
San Diego State - Sean Lewis (Colorado OC/former Kent State HC)


This is the Nostromo, signing off…

Thank you for keeping up with it.

[jmar]

Thank you for keeping up with it.

You really are too nice for this site. Are you starving for abuse? 

[Snakebite]

You really are too nice for this site. Are you starving for abuse? 

I’m an Auburn Football fan. We all like a little abuse.

[jmar]

I’m an Auburn Football fan. We all like a little abuse.

No doubt about it.

[Jumbo]

I’m an Auburn Football fan. We all like a little abuse.

Harrumph!

[Buzz Killington]

I’m an Auburn Football fan. We all like a little abuse.

Please to be defining "a little"