And yet even you got it…

I said it was humorous. 

I think you need to look up the definition of “pun”.

Did you walk on all your classes also?  Because it appears that your athletic career was better than your academic.

This one is even more punny:

https://babylonbee.com/news/retired-angel-hernandez-gets-new-job-running-quality-control-for-boeing

It makes sense if you don’t think about it.

I am not trying to win you over to a side, but I do hope to appeal to your reasoning. Common ground is the goal, but thus far, it has eluded us on this one. And the gender one. And the economic one.

I am still holding out hope for that one day that I hear/see a view from you that doesn’t trot along the accepted narrative from a very radical leftist point of view. None of that is a shot at you, but I think you’re too smart to just parrot narratives and ideologies that have no reverence for traditional moral values. It seems counterintuitive to agree with EVERYTHING that the party you are affiliated with. I think the same about folks on the right as a disclaimer, but the bullshit from the left is super old. Everything is a racist, sexist, and bigoted injustice somehow in the most free fuckin’ nation in known history. We’ve got it so damn good & your side is wanting to fuck it all up.

There is no reasoning with him. He truly believes that democrats are better for the shorts.

The truth is that you have nothing but feelings and Madcow milk to back you up. 

THAT’S why you depart.  Just admit it.

I’m just disappointed to learn that you love him like a brother. Where does this leave me?

You prosecute when you get evidence sufficient to get the conviction.  It just turns out that it took a while before Trump's entire orbit fell in love with the sounds of their voices on television.

It makes sense if you don’t think about it.

I am not trying to win you over to a side, but I do hope to appeal to your reasoning. Common ground is the goal, but thus far, it has eluded us on this one. And the gender one. And the economic one.

I am still holding out hope for that one day that I hear/see a view from you that doesn’t trot along the accepted narrative from a very radical leftist point of view. None of that is a shot at you, but I think you’re too smart to just parrot narratives and ideologies that have no reverence for traditional moral values. It seems counterintuitive to agree with EVERYTHING that the party you are affiliated with. I think the same about folks on the right as a disclaimer, but the bullshit from the left is super old. Everything is a racist, sexist, and bigoted injustice somehow in the most free fuckin’ nation in known history. We’ve got it so damn good & your side is wanting to fuck it all up.