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Title: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Ogre on August 10, 2009, 11:40:28 AM
With football season right around the corner, it's time to renew the TigersX Fantasy Football League (TXFFL).  I am going to renew last season's league on Yahoo, and owners of last year's teams have first right of refusal to join this year's league.  If you had a team last year, let me know whether or not you want one this year.  If not, I will delete your team and open up a spot for a newbie.  We have a total of 16 spots available.  If your team hasn't been renewed by August 21 (or you haven't posted your intention to renew in this thread), I will open up your spot to a newbie. 

If you didn't have a team last year, and want in this year, post so in this thread.  Teams will be awarded on a first-come, first-serve basis, so don't hesitate or you might get left out.

Last year we did a $20 buy-in with an 80/20 split for 1st and 2nd (or at least I think that's what we did), so if you want to change that up now would be the time to discuss that as well.

The live draft will be on Monday, August 31, at 7:30 pm Central. 

The link to the league is:  http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/league/tigersx (http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/league/tigersx)
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: wesfau2 on August 10, 2009, 11:53:52 AM
I'm in. 
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on August 10, 2009, 11:55:33 AM
I'm in
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: AWK on August 10, 2009, 12:24:09 PM
I am in, fuck conjunctions.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Saniflush on August 10, 2009, 12:58:01 PM
Like Flynn
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Jumbo on August 10, 2009, 02:05:00 PM
I'm in.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Jumbo on August 10, 2009, 02:08:51 PM
League Name and password please.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Thrilla on August 10, 2009, 02:16:22 PM
Mmmmm Hmmmm.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Buzz Killington on August 10, 2009, 02:19:18 PM
Put me on the alternate list, in case you end up having room.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Ogre on August 10, 2009, 03:11:54 PM
League Name and password please.

League Name:  TigersX
Password:  tigersx
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: chinook on August 10, 2009, 05:50:29 PM
i'm out...
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: ssgaufan on August 10, 2009, 06:06:26 PM
I'm in, and nookie is a pussy.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: wesfau2 on August 10, 2009, 06:46:09 PM
I am in, fuck conjunctions.

And contractions?
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Ogre on August 10, 2009, 06:48:53 PM
Alright, so nookie is out and Buzz is in.  Here's the list so far:

Ogre
wesfau
AUTR
AWK
Sani
Jumbo
Thrilla
Buzz
ssgaufan

9 down, 7 to go...
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: AWK on August 10, 2009, 06:56:30 PM
And contractions?
Those too...and Engrish.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: chinook on August 10, 2009, 07:11:34 PM
count me back in.  i was called out by death and i seek full revenge. 

Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Thrilla on August 10, 2009, 07:38:07 PM
count me back in.  i was called out by death and i seek full revenge. 



You're a pussy for not accepting Hoffman in a fantasy baseball trade.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Buzz Killington on August 10, 2009, 08:52:16 PM
count me back in.  i was called out by death and i seek full revenge. 



Ummm...there's a Mr. Death here to see you.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: ssgaufan on August 11, 2009, 09:49:56 AM
count me back in.  i was called out by death and i seek full revenge. 



Nice to have you back. 
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: War Eagle!!! on August 11, 2009, 01:39:08 PM
In. I will register this week.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: chinook on August 12, 2009, 02:57:50 PM
You're a pussy for not accepting Hoffman in a fantasy baseball trade.

speaking of pussy...there's nothing like the sweet smell of it on your fingers the next morning. 

anyhoo thrilla, are you still running numbers on the new proposal? 
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Godfather on August 23, 2009, 10:02:28 AM
Any space available for the Godfather?
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Tiger Six on August 24, 2009, 09:56:13 AM
I registered a week or so ago, so I am in.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Ogre on August 24, 2009, 10:13:15 AM
We have 10 teams in so far:

Big Balls - wesfau
Cock Blockers - Ogre   
Come Honor Face - Come Honor Face
Death Dealers - ssgaufan
Pigskins 'n Poon - Thrilla
Rick James Bitch - Saniflush   
The Aristocrats -    Pale Rider   
The Clap - AWK   
War Eagle!!! - War Eagle!!!   
widowmakers - Jumbo

We still have 6 spots open for anyone who wants to join.  The draft is a week from today, so if you want to get in you need to do it this week.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Buzz Killington on August 24, 2009, 10:28:01 AM
I can't get to it from here, and keep forgetting at home.  I will make myself a note to get the Buzzards set up pronto.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on August 24, 2009, 02:23:15 PM
I'm registered.

I may not be able to make the draft until about 8:00, will I be able to participate if I sign in late?  I am not having very much luck with these computer generated teams.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: War Eagle!!! on August 24, 2009, 03:30:31 PM
I'm registered.

I may not be able to make the draft until about 8:00, will I be able to participate if I sign in late?  I am not having very much luck with these computer generated teams.

Yes. Whenever you sign in you can start drafting.

A couple of options if you don't want to have a computer generated draft.
1. Pre rank your players. If you really want Michael Vick first, go set him up as your number 1 ranked player. As long as someone hasn't drafted him prior to your pick, that is who the computer will draft for you.

2. I believe the commish is able to reschedule the draft time. I am cool with pushing the draft time back if he can. I don't thin that you would get a lot of push back from the league of Ogre did that. Matter of fact, later is better for me as well.

3. I am still going to kick your ass, so you may as well have the "computer generated draft" as a built in excuse...
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on August 24, 2009, 03:38:33 PM
Yes. Whenever you sign in you can start drafting.

A couple of options if you don't want to have a computer generated draft.
1. Pre rank your players. If you really want Michael Vick first, go set him up as your number 1 ranked player. As long as someone hasn't drafted him prior to your pick, that is who the computer will draft for you.

2. I believe the commish is able to reschedule the draft time. I am cool with pushing the draft time back if he can. I don't thin that you would get a lot of push back from the league of Ogre did that. Matter of fact, later is better for me as well.

3. I am still going to kick your ass, so you may as well have the "computer generated draft" as a built in excuse...

Well then, I officially vote that we move it back to 8:00pm central time.  Do I have a second?

On a side note, am I the treasurer again and if so, you fuckers need to get the checks in the mail ASAP
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Buzz Killington on August 24, 2009, 03:45:41 PM
Well then, I officially vote that we move it back to 8:00pm central time.  Do I have a second?

On a side note, am I the treasurer again and if so, you fuckers need to get the checks in the mail ASAP
Second
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: War Eagle!!! on August 24, 2009, 03:53:27 PM
Third
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Ogre on August 24, 2009, 04:40:14 PM
The draft is now Monday, August 31 at 8:30 pm Central.  I gave you fucks an extra 30 minutes to get on, so there shall be no excuses.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: chinook on August 24, 2009, 06:11:02 PM
shit...i'm going to miss yoga due to the time change. 

thanks.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Buzz Killington on August 24, 2009, 08:54:05 PM
What is the league ID?  Sumbitch won't let me in to TigersX.

edit:  Nevermind...found it.

The Taint Whisperers are in, bishes.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Jumbo on August 25, 2009, 12:40:23 PM
What is the league ID?  Sumbitch won't let me in to TigersX.

edit:  Nevermind...found it.

The Taint Whisperers are in, bishes.
That name's better than the asshole blowers.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Ogre on August 31, 2009, 08:33:09 AM
We have 14 teams in.  Draft is tonight - if you can't make it I would suggest to go ahead and pre-rank the players you want to draft.

Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Buzz Killington on August 31, 2009, 08:47:45 AM
We have 14 teams in.  Draft is tonight - if you can't make it I would suggest to go ahead and pre-rank the players you want to draft.


I'm planning on being available, but I have pre-ranked my 5 favorite kickers at the top of my board just in case.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: War Eagle!!! on August 31, 2009, 09:02:35 AM
I'm planning on being available, but I have pre-ranked my 5 favorite kickers at the top of my board just in case.

This man knows! Kickers are essential to a good draft!
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: AWK on August 31, 2009, 10:18:09 AM
Kickers = lame.   I'm a huge fan of the tight ends....I mean...
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Jumbo on August 31, 2009, 12:45:15 PM
Kickers = lame.   I'm a huge fan of the tight ends....I mean...
Lunges make the end tight.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: wesfau2 on August 31, 2009, 02:22:03 PM
My evening plans are a bit unclear. I might be available. Is this thing at 8:30 Central?  Leaving my time zone throws me off a bit.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Ogre on August 31, 2009, 02:23:54 PM
My evening plans are a bit unclear. I might be available. Is this thing at 8:30 Central?  Leaving my time zone throws me off a bit.

The draft is now Monday, August 31 at 8:30 pm Central.  I gave you phuks an extra 30 minutes to get on, so there shall be no excuses.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: chinook on August 31, 2009, 02:40:58 PM
i'll be there @ 6:30 pacific. 

i've got vick @ number 1.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Godfather on August 31, 2009, 02:41:53 PM
The draft is now Monday, August 31 at 8:30 pm Central.  I gave you phuks an extra 30 minutes to get on, so there shall be no excuses.
Never figured you for a censor man...WTF?
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Ogre on August 31, 2009, 02:43:25 PM
Never figured you for a censor man...WTF?

I'm just giving it a test-drive. 
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: wesfau2 on August 31, 2009, 02:52:24 PM
<Brad being a bitch>

Thanks for doing my research. Now get your fucking shine box!
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: AWK on August 31, 2009, 04:52:18 PM
Thanks for doing my research. Now get your fucking shine box!
And your stack of nickles? 
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: wesfau2 on August 31, 2009, 07:14:35 PM
And your stack of nickles? 

It tickles...to see you try to be like Mr. Pickles. 
Daddy Fat Sacks, B-I-G-B-O-I
It's that same motherfucker that put them knuckles to your eye. 
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Thrilla on August 31, 2009, 10:31:51 PM
i'll be there @ 6:30 pacific. 

i've got vick @ number 1.

Not quite at #1, but you got him nonetheless.



I can't decide if my team is any good or not.  I am going to go ahead and prepare for another season of mediocrity, just in case.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Godfather on August 31, 2009, 11:08:17 PM
My team is the bees knees
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Jumbo on August 31, 2009, 11:28:02 PM
The Jackson's drafting Sebastian Janikowski in the 4th round was priceless! :rofl:
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 01, 2009, 12:14:58 AM
The Jackson's drafting Sebastian Janikowski in the 4th round was priceless! :rofl:
Let's just say my pre-rankings were less than stellar.  Little Buzz wanted to play Guitar Hero and I lost track of time...by the time I remembered the draft it was too late.  But hey, I got Peyton Manning and the Baltimore D.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Godfather on September 01, 2009, 12:37:18 AM
Let's just say my pre-rankings were less than stellar.  Little Buzz wanted to play Guitar Hero and I lost track of time...by the time I remembered the draft it was too late.  But hey, I got Peyton Manning and the Baltimore D.
That and .65 cents will buy you a bag of chips.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Jumbo on September 01, 2009, 01:52:51 AM
That and .65 cents will buy you a bag of chips.
How was your draft?
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 01, 2009, 08:28:08 AM
That and .65 cents will buy you a bag of chips.
Not in the damn machines here.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Godfather on September 01, 2009, 08:32:07 AM
How was your draft?
Cold and Delicious
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Jumbo on September 01, 2009, 12:31:38 PM
Cold and Delicious
Mine was Refreshing and Smooth.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: chinook on September 01, 2009, 12:51:12 PM
Not quite at #1, but you got him nonetheless.



I can't decide if my team is any good or not.  I am going to go ahead and prepare for another season of mediocrity, just in case.

actually, i like your team. your running backs should be solid. tom brady...unless pootang in the stands becomes a distraction, he should be stellar.  your wide receiver corp will give you decent numbers...not great but solid support numbers. though having a white guy may warrant a drop.  

i was a bit surprised tom brady didn't go sooner.  drew brees, peyton manning, aaron rodgers, eli manning and baltimore were picked ahead of him.  yes, you read that correct...fucking aaron rodgers.  
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Godfather on September 01, 2009, 03:41:51 PM
Line of the draft...

Ogre to me: "You're like a gnat"
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on September 01, 2009, 03:50:35 PM
I still want to know how I got fucked in almost every round.  i had to pick 12th in 4-5 rounds, how the fuck did that happen?
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Godfather on September 01, 2009, 03:54:47 PM
It was a snake draft, your pick in round one was 12 so your next pick was 17 your next pick would then be 12 spots later at 29 and then 34 and so on.  Pretty standard really.

Example in a 8 team draft the setup would look like this.

(Round 1) 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8
(Round 2) 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1
(Round 3) 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8  etc

The guy who picks last in this case Ogre...picks twice.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Godfather on September 01, 2009, 03:58:37 PM
Hey Ogre how many bench players do we get?
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on September 01, 2009, 04:12:38 PM
It was a snake draft, your pick in round one was 12 so your next pick was 17 your next pick would then be 12 spots later at 29 and then 34 and so on.  Pretty standard really.

Example in a 8 team draft the setup would look like this.

(Round 1) 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8
(Round 2) 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1
(Round 3) 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8  etc

The guy who picks last in this case Ogre...picks twice.


Well that snake sucked ass for me

And by the way, you fuckers need to send out some checks, I'm not going to chase your asses down all year
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 01, 2009, 04:14:37 PM
Well that snake sucked ass for me

And by the way, you fuckers need to send out some checks, I'm not going to chase your asses down all year
I operate in cash only transactions...I will bring it to you on Saturday if that's okay...assuming we can find the pink dumpster.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on September 01, 2009, 04:16:06 PM
Fine by me, I will be there probably about 11:30 - 12:00
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Thrilla on September 02, 2009, 10:33:01 AM
actually, i like your team. your running backs should be solid. tom brady...unless pootang in the stands becomes a distraction, he should be stellar.  your wide receiver corp will give you decent numbers...not great but solid support numbers. though having a white guy may warrant a drop.  

i was a bit surprised tom brady didn't go sooner.  drew brees, peyton manning, aaron rodgers, eli manning and baltimore were picked ahead of him.  yes, you read that correct...fucking aaron rodgers.  

My thoughts exactly.  The white guy (Kevin Walter) put up substandard fantasy numbers last year, but he was one of my later picks.

Yes, the pick that I  :jaw: over was Rodgers going in the first round.  I would like for CHF to clarify his strategy; I think he has something brewing.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Thrilla on September 03, 2009, 06:23:50 PM
To follow up on my last post:  I haven't done my fantasy research.  Yahoo has him headlining as one of the most underrated players, and last night Wilbon on PTI picked him as the #1 Fantasy quarterback. 

Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Godfather on September 14, 2009, 10:49:55 AM
Ok I just got my assed handed to me by Chinook, my team is teh sux.  Free Agents here I come.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Jumbo on September 14, 2009, 12:11:06 PM
Ok I just got my assed handed to me by Chinook, my team is teh sux.  Free Agents here I come.
I had to play the guy that scored the most points in the league and of course I was second!
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Tiger Six on September 14, 2009, 12:16:54 PM
I had to play the guy that scored the most points in the league and of course I was second!

You still have a chance.  Your defense plays tonight.  Of course, I have Randy Moss playing tonight also...
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Jumbo on September 14, 2009, 12:19:14 PM
You still have a chance.  Your defense plays tonight.  Of course, I have Randy Moss playing tonight also...
You beat me at baseball and now football, shit! BTW My qb is out with cracked rib.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Godfather on September 14, 2009, 12:21:09 PM
You beat me at baseball and now football, shit! BTW My qb is out with cracked rib.
Makes whoever picked up the dog beater look like a genius.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on September 15, 2009, 12:26:16 PM
I've got Dallas D, how the fuck did they earn ZERO points?  Bastards (BTW Dallas won)
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Godfather on September 15, 2009, 12:35:54 PM
I've got Dallas D, how the fuck did they earn ZERO points?  Bastards (BTW Dallas won)
Its you and me this week shit team vs shit team, I'm dubbing it the bottom dwellers bowl, bring what you can Tailgate...your going down like Chinatown!
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: AWK on September 15, 2009, 01:41:54 PM
A tie?  Seriously?  A fucking tie...
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Thrilla on September 15, 2009, 01:49:07 PM
I whipped Ogre's ass so bad, that even James Van Der Beek shed a tear.


(http://sarcasticgamer.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/dawson-crying.jpg)
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 15, 2009, 02:07:08 PM
A tie?  Seriously?  A fucking tie...
Damn...I hadn't been able to check it since last night.  Before the late game I was beating you by a point.
Fuck that Janikowski and his 4th round pick.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Come Honor Face on September 16, 2009, 02:26:50 PM
My thoughts exactly.  The white guy (Kevin Walter) put up substandard fantasy numbers last year, but he was one of my later picks.

Yes, the pick that I  :jaw: over was Rodgers going in the first round.  I would like for CHF to clarify his strategy; I think he has something brewing.

I think he'll have a breakout year and I never win that much anyway, I figured I would take a gable.  And yes, I do have something brewing.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Thrilla on September 16, 2009, 02:30:44 PM
And yes, I do have something brewing.

A watery shit from MRE overconsumption?
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Godfather on September 21, 2009, 11:09:46 AM
fuck me my team sucks!  :doh:
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: AWK on September 21, 2009, 12:14:42 PM
RAPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Jumbo on September 21, 2009, 12:53:36 PM
fuck me my team sucks!  :doh:
I love giving money away.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Godfather on September 21, 2009, 12:56:42 PM
I love giving money away.
I'm an equal opportunity doormat.   In my defense all of my top players are injured.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Jumbo on September 21, 2009, 02:33:06 PM
I'm an equal opportunity doormat.   In my defense all of my top players are injured.
My top receiver didn't play, but I still started him. I guess standing in the rain for hours kills brain cells.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Jumbo on September 21, 2009, 02:35:46 PM
TRADE ALERT!
I'll trade Ronnie Brown for a #2 or #3 receiver. Let's make a deal.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 21, 2009, 02:45:27 PM
TRADE ALERT!
I'll trade Ronnie Brown for a #2 or #3 receiver. Let's make a deal.

My team is full of #3 receivers...on their own teams.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Jumbo on September 21, 2009, 02:48:51 PM
My team is full of #3 receivers...on their own teams.
I look at your roster and see what's up, what's happenin'
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Jumbo on September 22, 2009, 05:06:13 AM
TRADE ALERT!
I'll trade Ronnie Brown for a #2 or #3 receiver. Let's make a deal.
I would like cancel that trade request! Im stupid for not starting him.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on September 22, 2009, 03:54:06 PM
2 weeks in a row, my Dallas D scores ZERO points????

What the Hell, has this ever happened in the history of fantasy football?
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 22, 2009, 03:57:14 PM
Who was that that got 192 points?  I didn't even think that was possible.

Side note:  My #3 receivers did alright this week anyway.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: AWK on September 22, 2009, 03:57:44 PM
Jesus Christ, who had 192 points?
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: wesfau2 on September 22, 2009, 09:53:35 PM
Jesus Christ, who had 192 points?

Better rec-a-motherfuckin-ize.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Godfather on September 23, 2009, 01:49:23 PM
2 weeks in a row, my Dallas D scores ZERO points????

What the Hell, has this ever happened in the history of fantasy football?
Who the fuck cares you still beat me.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Saniflush on September 23, 2009, 02:00:53 PM
Fuck you bitches and your decent quarterbacks.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: AWK on September 23, 2009, 02:05:56 PM
Fuck you bitches and your decent quarterbacks.
Carson Palmer sucks...
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Ogre on September 23, 2009, 02:55:35 PM
All I have is a good QB.  My WR's suck monkey balls and my RB's couldn't break through a line of kindergarteners  playing Red Rover.  My Defense didn't score a fucking point last week, and my Kicker has missed at least 3 FG's through 2 games. 

That said, anyone want to trade?
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Saniflush on September 23, 2009, 03:11:59 PM
All I have is a good QB.  My WR's suck monkey balls and my RB's couldn't break through a line of kindergarteners  playing Red Rover.  My Defense didn't score a fucking point last week, and my Kicker has missed at least 3 FG's through 2 games. 

That said, anyone want to trade?

I'll trade for your QB.  You might as well be craptacular all the way around.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Thrilla on September 23, 2009, 03:17:33 PM
Better rec-a-motherfuckin-ize.

I'm still stitching up various areas of my brown star.

Reaming would be an understatement.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: chinook on September 23, 2009, 03:29:11 PM
Fuck you bitches and your decent quarterbacks.

i got favre riding the pine.   
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 28, 2009, 10:57:45 AM
I'm still stitching up various areas of my brown star.

Reaming would be an understatement.
Teh fantasy foosballs are blocked here...did you hold on for the win last night?
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Godfather on September 28, 2009, 11:06:50 AM
I am riding the streak...baby.  Losing that is 0-3 bitches, top of the losers board. woot
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: chinook on September 28, 2009, 11:41:52 AM
if anyone is looking for a qb, i've got favre.

i'm interested in a wr. 

Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Thrilla on September 28, 2009, 11:43:46 AM
Teh fantasy foosballs are blocked here...did you hold on for the win last night?

Just barely.  The Sex Panthers had a little late night comeback they tried to engineer.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Godfather on September 28, 2009, 11:48:08 AM
Just barely.  The Sex Panthers had a little late night comeback they tried to engineer.
If my QB didn't have his head in his ass.  With the weapons hes got how the fuck do you only score one offensive td???????
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 28, 2009, 11:53:42 AM
If my QB didn't have his head in his ass.  With the weapons hes got how the fuck do you only score one offensive td???????
It was that vaunted Indy D.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Jumbo on September 28, 2009, 02:08:28 PM
I am riding the streak...baby.  Losing that is 0-3 bitches, top of the losers board. woot
I'm right there with ya' playa.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Godfather on September 28, 2009, 02:16:18 PM
I'm right there with ya' playa.
Yeah but my SOS is tougher.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Jumbo on September 28, 2009, 02:20:13 PM
Yeah but my SOS is tougher.

But I have a small penis.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Godfather on September 28, 2009, 02:22:09 PM
I thought it was more than adequa...wait what.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Jumbo on September 28, 2009, 02:34:00 PM
I thought it was more than adequa...wait what.
You were so gentle....
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Godfather on September 28, 2009, 03:23:50 PM
I am working off my blueprint, and taking it one game at a time.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Jumbo on September 28, 2009, 05:06:29 PM
I am working off my blueprint, and taking it one game at a time.
My mission is to bring losing back, Mark did you receive my check?
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Godfather on September 28, 2009, 05:20:56 PM
My mission is to bring losing back, Mark did you receive my check?
Was it a post dated third party?
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on September 28, 2009, 05:29:10 PM
My mission is to bring losing back, Mark did you receive my check?

Got It
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on October 06, 2009, 12:10:50 PM
I made Rick James my bitch last week
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Jumbo on October 06, 2009, 01:17:29 PM
I might not win a game all year!
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Buzz Killington on October 06, 2009, 01:30:50 PM
I just want to know if War Eagle!! is still balled up in the corner sucking his thumb after the beatdown I put on him?
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: AWK on October 06, 2009, 01:43:30 PM
Dear Brian,

I play you next week.  Three of you players have a bye week.  Might want to fix that.


Love,

AWK
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: ssgaufan on October 06, 2009, 01:57:40 PM
I just won with three of my players on a bye week.  How bout that.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Godfather on October 06, 2009, 04:45:57 PM
I just won with three of my players on a bye week.  How bout that.
I think that was because you played me.


Dear AWK,

It doesn't matter!

Hugs and Kisses,
Godfather
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on October 06, 2009, 04:47:00 PM
I just picked up a receiver off waivers.  How long does it take to clear waivers?
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on October 06, 2009, 04:50:35 PM
I am offering up Big Ben to anyone that has a decent receiver they want to get rid of
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: AWK on October 06, 2009, 05:23:08 PM
I am offering up Big Ben to anyone that has a decent receiver they want to get rid of
Waivers take two days.  I have Atlanta's Roddy White?
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Godfather on October 06, 2009, 05:32:01 PM
I am offering up Big Ben to anyone that has a decent receiver they want to get rid of
You want my team?
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Jumbo on October 07, 2009, 02:57:01 AM
I am offering up Big Ben to anyone that has a decent receiver they want to get rid of
Braylon Edwards or Greg Jennings?
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on October 07, 2009, 11:53:23 AM
Braylon Edwards or Greg Jennings?

I think I'll pass on those 2.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Jumbo on October 07, 2009, 01:11:02 PM
I think I'll pass on those 2.
Braylon's great at punching 130lb guys, not so great at catching the ball.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Godfather on October 07, 2009, 02:03:33 PM
How about Michael Crabtree, you want him?
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Buzz Killington on October 07, 2009, 02:45:09 PM
How about Michael Crabtree, you want him?

He's BAAAAAAACK...or here anyway.

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/2259191/michael_crabtree_signs_with_49ers_at.html (http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/2259191/michael_crabtree_signs_with_49ers_at.html)
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on October 07, 2009, 07:22:50 PM
How about Michael Crabtree, you want him?

That I might consider
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Godfather on October 08, 2009, 09:48:13 AM
AWK you are going down...like you do on men.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: AWK on October 08, 2009, 11:13:59 AM
AWK you are going down...like you do on men.
We shall see...
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Godfather on October 12, 2009, 03:36:58 PM
We shall see...
Yeah baby winning streak
(http://mobile1.wwe.com/content/2404464/2839148/2768584_112x112.jpg)
Suk it
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Godfather on October 12, 2009, 04:52:12 PM
Will Jumbo and the Widowmakers join me at 1-4? War Eagle!!! is done but the Fister has 3 players tonight and is only down by 21 the chances could be good.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: AWK on October 12, 2009, 05:01:39 PM
Yeah baby winning streak
(http://mobile1.wwe.com/content/2404464/2839148/2768584_112x112.jpg)
Suk it
Gay, under performing...
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Godfather on October 12, 2009, 05:11:22 PM
Gay, under performing...
Translation: mismanagement

(http://mobile1.wwe.com/content/2404464/2839148/2768584_112x112.jpg)
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Godfather on October 13, 2009, 10:00:17 AM
Uh oh, lookout ladies, Widowmaker and Sex Panthers makin a statement!!! Now its time to play some ball.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Jumbo on October 13, 2009, 10:18:41 AM
Uh oh, lookout ladies, Widowmaker and Sex Panthers makin a statement!!! Now its time to play some ball.
Big win oh yeah, Championship. It's sad the only way I can win is WE had a player starting that had a bye week .
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on October 13, 2009, 03:13:34 PM
Half my team is on a bye this week, guess I'll play the free agent scrubs I just had to pick up.  I guess they can't be any worse than what I had
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Thrilla on October 18, 2009, 09:24:12 PM
Thanks, Tom Brady.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: chinook on October 18, 2009, 10:09:14 PM
Thanks, Tom Brady.

fuck.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: AWK on October 19, 2009, 11:02:48 AM
I raped as well.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Buzz Killington on October 19, 2009, 12:51:11 PM
WOW.  At least the raping I am currently getting will get me ready for Saturday night...
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on October 26, 2009, 04:33:05 PM
Chalk up a win for the good guys this week.  Thank you Ricky Williams.

I am over 500 for the first time in 2 years
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Thrilla on October 26, 2009, 05:27:19 PM
Chalk up a win for the good guys this week.  Thank you Ricky Williams.

I am over 500 for the first time in 2 years

Oh sure, just rub it in my face, whydontcha.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: AWK on October 26, 2009, 06:09:58 PM
RAPE.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Buzz Killington on October 26, 2009, 09:08:53 PM
Who was it that needed a running back?  I have two currently available...
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: wesfau2 on October 27, 2009, 12:43:23 AM
To my utter and complete surprise:

I left for Baton Rouge Friday morning and completely forgot to set my lineup.  I had 3 guys out on a bye:  WR, RB and K.  I won by 28.

 :haha:
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Godfather on November 02, 2009, 04:35:06 PM
My team is really bad.  I try and corch'em up, but they don't listen to me.  It might be depth or the fact that I learned how to coach by watching old Iowa State footage.  I have so many hurt guys, I might change the team name from Sex Panthers to Hospital.  We have played 8 straight games without a break and my guys are winded, did I mention I have no depth. 
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: chinook on November 02, 2009, 05:44:49 PM
My team is really bad.  I try and corch'em up, but they don't listen to me.  It might be depth or the fact that I learned how to coach by watching old Iowa State footage.  I have so many hurt guys, I might change the team name from Sex Panthers to Hospital.  We have played 8 straight games without a break and my guys are winded, did I mention I have no depth. 

subtract 1 whiskey shot.

add 1 hurting vagina.  you know the one that bleeds. 
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Jumbo on November 02, 2009, 08:26:58 PM
My team is really bad.  I try and corch'em up, but they don't listen to me.  It might be depth or the fact that I learned how to coach by watching old Iowa State footage.  I have so many hurt guys, I might change the team name from Sex Panthers to Hospital.  We have played 8 straight games without a break and my guys are winded, did I mention I have no depth. 
Chop looks great in you avatar! I'm the worst in the whole fuckin' league, I need you to corch my team up.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Buzz Killington on November 02, 2009, 09:00:41 PM
My team is really bad.  I try and corch'em up, but they don't listen to me.  It might be depth or the fact that I learned how to coach by watching old Iowa State footage.  I have so many hurt guys, I might change the team name from Sex Panthers to Hospital.  We have played 8 straight games without a break and my guys are winded, did I mention I have no depth. 
Whoever coarched your team last year deserves the blame. Jess sayin.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Thrilla on November 03, 2009, 11:08:55 AM
I'm the worst in the whole fuckin' league, I need you to corch my team up.

Hey hey hey...be easy on yourself, man.  It's not that your team needs corching up, it's just that my team is superior and  :pwnd: yours.  Silly.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: ssgaufan on November 04, 2009, 04:25:49 PM
My team is now The Little Bitches.  When your team is as bad as mine is, it just isn't that much fun.  Also, each time I have tried to get a decent player off the waiver system it gets denied because someone with a higher priority has requested the same player.  Who the fuck has higher priority than my shitty little team?  :blink:
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: wesfau2 on November 04, 2009, 06:57:41 PM
My team is now The Little Bitches.  When your team is as bad as mine is, it just isn't that much fun.  Also, each time I have tried to get a decent player off the waiver system it gets denied because someone with a higher priority has requested the same player.  Who the fuck has higher priority than my shitty little team?  :blink:

I don't think priority is based upon suckitude.  I think it's a rotating list.

I could be wrong.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: chinook on November 04, 2009, 11:11:33 PM
I think it's a rotating list.



based on your draft order. 
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Buzz Killington on November 05, 2009, 08:35:45 AM
based on your draft order. 
I didn't order a draft, I wanted a bottle.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Jumbo on November 05, 2009, 02:26:08 PM
I didn't order a draft, I wanted a bottle.
Give me a bottle and a motherfuckin' cup.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on November 05, 2009, 05:10:28 PM
based on your draft order. 

Yeah and that shit wasn't rigged.  I think I picked #11 in like 5 straight rounds
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Godfather on November 05, 2009, 08:34:46 PM
Nope its based on suckitude
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Thrilla on November 06, 2009, 09:26:48 AM
Give me a bottle and a motherfuckin' cup.

So me and my boys can get...what?
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Jumbo on November 07, 2009, 06:33:30 AM
So me and my boys can get...what?
Fucked Up!
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: chinook on November 09, 2009, 07:26:25 PM
thursday games this week.

Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Godfather on November 10, 2009, 11:29:38 AM
HOLY SHIT...I won...Thank you Kurt Warner...fuck the rest of my team.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Ogre on November 10, 2009, 11:50:16 AM
HOLY SHIT...I won...Thank Fuck you Kurt Warner...fuck the rest of my team.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Thrilla on November 10, 2009, 11:58:54 AM
My team is now The Little Bitches.  When your team is as bad as mine is, it just isn't that much fun.  Also, each time I have tried to get a decent player off the waiver system it gets denied because someone with a higher priority has requested the same player.  Who the fuck has higher priority than my shitty little team?  :blink:

I wanted to thank your team for living up to its name and handing me the game during MNF. 
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Godfather on November 10, 2009, 12:12:42 PM
HOLY SHIT...I won...Thank Fuck you Kurt Warner...fuck the rest of my team.
Hater
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on November 23, 2009, 11:36:56 AM
I just kicked some of that Jackon 4 ass.  Who wants some of me next?
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Buzz Killington on November 23, 2009, 11:43:47 AM
I just kicked some of that Jackon 4 ass.  Who wants some of me next?
Ricky must have rolled up one huge fatty to run that wild... :fu:
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Godfather on November 23, 2009, 11:49:16 AM
I picked a good week to have my first 100+ point game.  Sex Panthers coming on strong bishes!
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: wesfau2 on November 23, 2009, 12:04:11 PM
Jeezus.  I'm folding down the stretch.  Can Schaub and Chris Johnson combine for 80+ points tonight?

Not fucking likely.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Thrilla on November 23, 2009, 01:17:39 PM
You guys are going to have to talk a little louder if I'm to hear you from the top of this here totem pole.


 :king:
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: wesfau2 on November 23, 2009, 01:33:18 PM
You guys are going to have to talk a little louder if I'm to hear you from the top of this here totem pole.


 :king:

I'd wager that you're on the top of a lot of poles, queen.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: AWK on November 24, 2009, 01:52:43 PM
Who clinched a spot in the playoffs?  This guy
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Buzz Killington on November 24, 2009, 02:56:01 PM
Who clinched a spot in the playoffs?  This guy

Pfft...I did that sooooo last week.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Godfather on November 24, 2009, 03:06:22 PM
The most interesting matchup will be between Sex Panthers and Come Honor Face for the 8th and final playoff spot.  I am severely pissed Warner is hurt!
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: AWK on November 24, 2009, 04:50:28 PM
The most interesting matchup will be between Sex Panthers and Come Honor Face for the 8th and final playoff spot.  I am severely pissed Warner is hurt!
Don't pick 56 year old quarterbacks.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on November 24, 2009, 07:23:20 PM
Well fuck me, I just tried to send a couple emails trying to rape some of the lower teams out of their good players just to find out the trading deadline was Nov. 20.  Who the fuck set these rules?
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: chinook on November 24, 2009, 07:41:09 PM
Quote
Who the fuck set these rules?


 :bowl:
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Buzz Killington on November 24, 2009, 07:59:02 PM
Amen Corner is whipping the hell out of me.  Nookie, Tailgaters and PnP all in a row?!?!?
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Thrilla on November 25, 2009, 11:01:29 AM
Amen Corner is whipping the hell out of me.  Nookie, Tailgaters and PnP all in a row?!?!?


"PnP"....I like it.  I need to brand it, put it on our helmets, and get some merchandising contracts going.

So I'm compared to the drive off of #13, being the last leg of Amen Corner and all.  Here's hoping that you hit it right into Rae's Creek.

 :bar:
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: chinook on November 25, 2009, 11:08:34 AM
"PnP"....I like it.  I need to brand it, put it on our helmets, and get some merchandising contracts going.

So I'm compared to the drive off of #13, being the last leg of Amen Corner and all.  Here's hoping that you hit it right into Rae's Creek.

 :bar:

then...take the AC/DC song T.N.T...

Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Thrilla on November 25, 2009, 11:18:29 AM
then...take the AC/DC song T.N.T...



I doubt you want to watch me explode...
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Buzz Killington on December 08, 2009, 01:01:14 PM
Sooooooo...did we ever decide on the payout?  Same as teh fantasy stickballs?
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Ogre on December 08, 2009, 01:14:20 PM
Sooooooo...did we ever decide on the payout?  Same as teh fantasy stickballs?

Why do you care?  The Cock Blockers are coming from the 6-seed to shock the world!
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Godfather on December 08, 2009, 01:20:20 PM
I dont care what anyone says Sex Panthers made a good run at it.  Especially after starting 1-7.  We needed Tebow's tears to get us over the edge and alas they came to late.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Buzz Killington on December 08, 2009, 01:23:52 PM
Why do you care?  The Cock Blockers are coming from the 6-seed to shock the world!
No payout at all for the regular season champ?
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Ogre on December 08, 2009, 01:35:23 PM
I think that we should do FFB like we did it last year.  80% to the winner of the playoffs and 20% to second place.  Everyone else can go fuck themselves.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Godfather on December 08, 2009, 01:36:59 PM
Is their a toilet bowl for us that didn't make it into the playoffs?

Yall can do whatever you want, my 2 cents I used the 80-20 rule and then gave out half the game fee (in this case $10) to the winner of the toilet bowl. That way everyone got to keep playing.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Ogre on December 08, 2009, 01:38:16 PM
Is their a toilet bowl for us that didnt make it into the playoffs?

 :haha:
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Jumbo on December 08, 2009, 01:50:22 PM
I'm in second place in my free league :puke:
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Godfather on December 08, 2009, 01:53:24 PM
:haha:

I beat your ass
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Ogre on December 08, 2009, 01:59:03 PM
I beat your ass

At least I still have a shot at winning your money.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: wesfau2 on December 10, 2009, 06:54:03 PM
Your league is pretty poor when 6-6-1 and 6-7 teams make the playoffs.

Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: chinook on December 10, 2009, 07:06:46 PM
Your league is pretty poor when 6-6-1 and 6-7 teams make the playoffs.



and are favored to beat my team at 10 - 3.   
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Ogre on December 14, 2009, 10:16:47 AM
The semifinals are taking shape.  I have exposed nookie for the fraud that he is, beating him twice in the last three weeks (as long as Crabtree doesn't have a monster night tonight).  I've come to the following fantasy sports conclusion:

Cock Blockers > nookie > Muff Divers

That said, I guess I will be going from one arch-nemesis to another when I play Thrilla this week.  He beat me in Week 1 and his team has only gotten better since then.  The Cock Blockers have our work cut out for us. 
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Buzz Killington on December 14, 2009, 10:25:34 AM
The semifinals are taking shape.  I have exposed nookie for the fraud that he is, beating him twice in the last three weeks (as long as Crabtree doesn't have a monster night tonight).  I've come to the following fantasy sports conclusion:

Cock Blockers > nookie > Muff Divers

That said, I guess I will be going from one arch-nemesis to another when I play Thrilla this week.  He beat me in Week 1 and his team has only gotten better since then.  The Cock Blockers have our work cut out for us.  
The Jackson 4 is on their Revenge Tour as well.  The Tailgaters and Big Balls were my only two losses of the regular season...and they get matched up with me in teh playoffs?!?

One down, one to go.

ONE game at a TIME.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: wesfau2 on December 14, 2009, 10:48:01 AM
The Jackson 4 is on their Revenge Tour as well.  The Tailgaters and Big Balls were my only two losses of the regular season...and they get matched up with me in teh playoffs?!?

One down, one to go.

ONE game at a TIME.

Up your butt, Jobu.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: AWK on December 14, 2009, 11:46:34 AM
I over performed and still lost.  Good Game.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Thrilla on December 14, 2009, 01:49:24 PM
Brandon Marshall blew his load yesterday.  He better have some in the tank for next week.  My two marquee players, Brady and Jones-Drew, are on a large downhill slide...just in time for the semi's.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: chinook on December 14, 2009, 02:11:18 PM
fuck...drew brees. 

i was a pretender.

Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: wesfau2 on December 18, 2009, 11:27:41 AM
Fuck Peyton Manning and his four touchdowns.

Fuck Caldwell for putting his starters at risk with homefield advantage and a first round bye locked up.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Buzz Killington on December 18, 2009, 11:29:23 AM
Fuck Peyton Manning and his four touchdowns.

Fuck Caldwell for putting his starters at risk with homefield advantage and a first round bye locked up.

I tell ya, I was sweating fucking bullets up until halftime.  I kept thinking I would only get 10-15 points out of him.  Thank you Jags for putting up the good fight.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Ogre on December 18, 2009, 12:09:43 PM
Fuck Peyton Manning and his four touchdowns.

Fuck Caldwell for putting his starters at risk with homefield advantage and a first round bye locked up.

While we're at it, fuck Maurice Jones-Drew right in the ear.  Cocksucker got 26 points last night and put me squarely in a hole before my team even takes the field.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: wesfau2 on December 18, 2009, 12:33:16 PM
While we're at it, fuck Maurice Jones-Drew right in the ear.  Cocksucker got 26 points last night and put me squarely in a hole before my team even takes the field.

My hopes are hanging on Schaub, Chris Johnson and Frank Gore.

Hopefully these guys reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaally want to make some noise down the stretch.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Buzz Killington on December 18, 2009, 12:35:46 PM
My hopes are hanging on Schaub, Chris Johnson and Frank Gore.

Hopefully these guys reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaally want to make some noise down the stretch.

I had to have someone get me out of the 11 point hole I started in. 
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: wesfau2 on December 18, 2009, 12:40:05 PM
I had to have someone get me out of the 11 point hole I started in. 

Que?

Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Thrilla on December 18, 2009, 12:55:01 PM
MJD is a fantasy god, and I thank him for his efforts last night.  As is Peyton.


Question now is: how much PT will Brees get?  Safe money is on the Saints going for the perfect season ("to do it for the city") and he'll play every game through the Postseason.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Buzz Killington on December 18, 2009, 12:55:02 PM
Que?



Teh projections were for a Big Balls 11 point victory.  Peyton Manning just said fuck you Yahoo and your damn projections.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: wesfau2 on December 18, 2009, 02:07:59 PM
Teh projections were for a Big Balls 11 point victory.  Peyton Manning just said fuck you Yahoo and your damn projections.

Ah...I see.

Well, your potential 11 point hole just became my actual 34 point hole.

My hole is bigger. 

Suck it, Trebek.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Buzz Killington on December 18, 2009, 02:15:48 PM
My hole is bigger. 


Stop it with the foreplay.  I'm wet already.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: wesfau2 on December 21, 2009, 09:34:20 AM
My whole team took the day off.

Congrats to J4.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Buzz Killington on December 21, 2009, 09:37:51 AM
My whole team took the day off.

Congrats to J4.
Thanks.

I rolled the dice starting Manning, and it payed hugely.  I think he sits this week...
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Buzz Killington on December 28, 2009, 08:38:54 AM
Congrats to teh PnPers...I rolled the dice for a second week with Manning and came up snake eyes this time.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Thrilla on December 28, 2009, 02:36:37 PM
Congrats to teh PnPers...I rolled the dice for a second week with Manning and came up snake eyes this time.

Don't you go throwing around congrats just yet...you still have Berrian tonight, and I have Shiancoe and Longwell.  I guess it depends on who does what for the Vikings, but this thing is far from over.

 :bow:  FANTASY FOOTBALL KARMA GODS

 :bow:  FANTASY FOOTBALL KARMA GODS

 :bow:  FANTASY FOOTBALL KARMA GODS
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Thrilla on December 29, 2009, 11:11:10 AM
Buzz...did you keep up with the game?  Berrian pulled you into a tie with me...and it went that way into halftime.  But then Farve decided not to throw to him anymore in the second half.  We went down to the wire.

At any rate,

(http://images2.makefive.com/images/200835/36ab04fd53fdecfa.jpg)

All  :bow:  to the greatness that is Pigskins 'n Poon.  I have thoroughly enjoyed pwning everyone this year in both fantasy sports.  I wear the double crown with pride and will take it with me everywhere I go.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Ogre on December 29, 2009, 11:13:01 AM
All  :bow:  to the greatness that is Pigskins 'n Poon.  I have thoroughly enjoyed pwning everyone this year in both fantasy sports.  I wear the double crown with pride and will take it with me everywhere I go.

Just remember, you tied a 7-6 team and somehow came away with the tiebreaker just to get in to the Championship Game. 

Now, go suck a dick.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Thrilla on December 29, 2009, 11:18:15 AM
Just remember, you tied a 7-6 team and somehow came away with the tiebreaker just to get in to the Championship Game. 

Now, go suck a dick.

Oh...I don't know....maybe I won the tiebreaker because I beat your ass 102-89 in Week 1?  Or maybe it was because I scored a total of 1331 total points during the regular season vs. your paltry 1073?  Or maybe it's because they don't want a flaming homo in the championship game?  I'm just not sure.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Buzz Killington on December 29, 2009, 11:19:13 AM
Buzz...did you keep up with the game?  Berrian pulled you into a tie with me...and it went that way into halftime.  But then Farve decided not to throw to him anymore in the second half.  We went down to the wire.

At any rate,

(http://images2.makefive.com/images/200835/36ab04fd53fdecfa.jpg)

All  :bow:  to the greatness that is Pigskins 'n Poon.  I have thoroughly enjoyed pwning everyone this year in both fantasy sports.  I wear the double crown with pride and will take it with me everywhere I go.
Yeah, I did the happy dance in my living room when the EP was blocked.  Guess I started the celebration too soon.

Congrats.  Now go fist yourself.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Ogre on December 29, 2009, 11:20:23 AM
Or maybe it's because they don't want a flaming homo in the championship game?  I'm just not sure.

Well, we know that's not the case because Buzz made it in.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Godfather on December 29, 2009, 11:21:08 AM
Just remember, you tied a 7-6 team and somehow came away with the tiebreaker just to get in to the Championship Game. 

Now, go suck a dick.
Aren't you running this league?
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Godfather on December 29, 2009, 11:22:35 AM
BTW Yahoo sucks in comparison to ESPN's FFL, I call for a change.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Buzz Killington on December 29, 2009, 11:23:59 AM
Well, we know that's not the case because Buzz made it in.
Hey...I'm not flaming.  Anymore.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Thrilla on December 29, 2009, 11:25:25 AM
Aren't you running this league?

I asked the same thing, but we still couldn't figure out how the hell they determine who wins a tiebreaker.

Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Ogre on December 29, 2009, 11:27:08 AM
I'm all for a switch next year.

I participated in a College Fantasy Football league this year and it was the tits.  I think CBS has the exclusive rights to the names of the players, so they are the only ones who can do it right.  Maybe that's something we can consider for next year?
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Jumbo on December 29, 2009, 01:00:48 PM
Congrat's to the Thrilla, I want to thank you for taking my money twice this year... It's almost time for Baseball!
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Thrilla on December 29, 2009, 01:19:22 PM
Congrat's to the Thrilla, I want to thank you for taking my money twice this year... It's almost time for Baseball!

no worries, I enjoy doing it.  This time I'm not going to blow it all in vegas, however.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on January 05, 2010, 03:22:19 PM
Who do I owe and how much.

I did a shitty job of keeping up with who paid me so I hope everone ponyed up.  If you did not pay I hope you can live with yourself
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: AWK on January 05, 2010, 03:37:00 PM
Who won?  So I know who to hate.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 05, 2010, 03:39:04 PM
Who do I owe and how much.

I did a shitty job of keeping up with who paid me so I hope everone ponyed up.  If you did not pay I hope you can live with yourself
You owe Thrilla 80% of the take and myself the other 20% I believe.  I will PM you my address.

Someone correct me if that is wrong.

Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: Thrilla on January 05, 2010, 04:37:13 PM
You owe Thrilla 80% of the take and myself the other 20% I believe.  I will PM you my address.

Someone correct me if that is wrong.



Yeah, AUTR, this is correct.

14 total, $20/apiece = $280 Pot

Buzz gets, 20%, or $56.00
Thrilla gets 80%, or $224.00


Do you really need my address again?  I mean, you have had to send me so many checks in the past year, you probably have it memorized.
Title: Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on January 05, 2010, 06:04:33 PM
Yeah, AUTR, this is correct.

14 total, $20/apiece = $280 Pot

Buzz gets, 20%, or $56.00
Thrilla gets 80%, or $224.00


Do you really need my address again?  I mean, you have had to send me so many checks in the past year, you probably have it memorized.

How about you pm me anyways.  I will send you your money less the 50% admin fee.