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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Ogre on August 10, 2009, 11:40:28 AM
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With football season right around the corner, it's time to renew the TigersX Fantasy Football League (TXFFL). I am going to renew last season's league on Yahoo, and owners of last year's teams have first right of refusal to join this year's league. If you had a team last year, let me know whether or not you want one this year. If not, I will delete your team and open up a spot for a newbie. We have a total of 16 spots available. If your team hasn't been renewed by August 21 (or you haven't posted your intention to renew in this thread), I will open up your spot to a newbie.
If you didn't have a team last year, and want in this year, post so in this thread. Teams will be awarded on a first-come, first-serve basis, so don't hesitate or you might get left out.
Last year we did a $20 buy-in with an 80/20 split for 1st and 2nd (or at least I think that's what we did), so if you want to change that up now would be the time to discuss that as well.
The live draft will be on Monday, August 31, at 7:30 pm Central.
The link to the league is: http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/league/tigersx (http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/league/tigersx)
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I'm in.
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I'm in
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I am in, fuck conjunctions.
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Like Flynn
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I'm in.
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League Name and password please.
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Mmmmm Hmmmm.
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Put me on the alternate list, in case you end up having room.
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League Name and password please.
League Name: TigersX
Password: tigersx
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i'm out...
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I'm in, and nookie is a pussy.
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I am in, fuck conjunctions.
And contractions?
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Alright, so nookie is out and Buzz is in. Here's the list so far:
Ogre
wesfau
AUTR
AWK
Sani
Jumbo
Thrilla
Buzz
ssgaufan
9 down, 7 to go...
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And contractions?
Those too...and Engrish.
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count me back in. i was called out by death and i seek full revenge.
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count me back in. i was called out by death and i seek full revenge.
You're a pussy for not accepting Hoffman in a fantasy baseball trade.
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count me back in. i was called out by death and i seek full revenge.
Ummm...there's a Mr. Death here to see you.
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count me back in. i was called out by death and i seek full revenge.
Nice to have you back.
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In. I will register this week.
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You're a pussy for not accepting Hoffman in a fantasy baseball trade.
speaking of pussy...there's nothing like the sweet smell of it on your fingers the next morning.
anyhoo thrilla, are you still running numbers on the new proposal?
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Any space available for the Godfather?
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I registered a week or so ago, so I am in.
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We have 10 teams in so far:
Big Balls - wesfau
Cock Blockers - Ogre
Come Honor Face - Come Honor Face
Death Dealers - ssgaufan
Pigskins 'n Poon - Thrilla
Rick James Bitch - Saniflush
The Aristocrats - Pale Rider
The Clap - AWK
War Eagle!!! - War Eagle!!!
widowmakers - Jumbo
We still have 6 spots open for anyone who wants to join. The draft is a week from today, so if you want to get in you need to do it this week.
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I can't get to it from here, and keep forgetting at home. I will make myself a note to get the Buzzards set up pronto.
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I'm registered.
I may not be able to make the draft until about 8:00, will I be able to participate if I sign in late? I am not having very much luck with these computer generated teams.
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I'm registered.
I may not be able to make the draft until about 8:00, will I be able to participate if I sign in late? I am not having very much luck with these computer generated teams.
Yes. Whenever you sign in you can start drafting.
A couple of options if you don't want to have a computer generated draft.
1. Pre rank your players. If you really want Michael Vick first, go set him up as your number 1 ranked player. As long as someone hasn't drafted him prior to your pick, that is who the computer will draft for you.
2. I believe the commish is able to reschedule the draft time. I am cool with pushing the draft time back if he can. I don't thin that you would get a lot of push back from the league of Ogre did that. Matter of fact, later is better for me as well.
3. I am still going to kick your ass, so you may as well have the "computer generated draft" as a built in excuse...
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Yes. Whenever you sign in you can start drafting.
A couple of options if you don't want to have a computer generated draft.
1. Pre rank your players. If you really want Michael Vick first, go set him up as your number 1 ranked player. As long as someone hasn't drafted him prior to your pick, that is who the computer will draft for you.
2. I believe the commish is able to reschedule the draft time. I am cool with pushing the draft time back if he can. I don't thin that you would get a lot of push back from the league of Ogre did that. Matter of fact, later is better for me as well.
3. I am still going to kick your ass, so you may as well have the "computer generated draft" as a built in excuse...
Well then, I officially vote that we move it back to 8:00pm central time. Do I have a second?
On a side note, am I the treasurer again and if so, you fuckers need to get the checks in the mail ASAP
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Well then, I officially vote that we move it back to 8:00pm central time. Do I have a second?
On a side note, am I the treasurer again and if so, you fuckers need to get the checks in the mail ASAP
Second
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Third
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The draft is now Monday, August 31 at 8:30 pm Central. I gave you fucks an extra 30 minutes to get on, so there shall be no excuses.
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shit...i'm going to miss yoga due to the time change.
thanks.
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What is the league ID? Sumbitch won't let me in to TigersX.
edit: Nevermind...found it.
The Taint Whisperers are in, bishes.
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What is the league ID? Sumbitch won't let me in to TigersX.
edit: Nevermind...found it.
The Taint Whisperers are in, bishes.
That name's better than the asshole blowers.
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We have 14 teams in. Draft is tonight - if you can't make it I would suggest to go ahead and pre-rank the players you want to draft.
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We have 14 teams in. Draft is tonight - if you can't make it I would suggest to go ahead and pre-rank the players you want to draft.
I'm planning on being available, but I have pre-ranked my 5 favorite kickers at the top of my board just in case.
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I'm planning on being available, but I have pre-ranked my 5 favorite kickers at the top of my board just in case.
This man knows! Kickers are essential to a good draft!
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Kickers = lame. I'm a huge fan of the tight ends....I mean...
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Kickers = lame. I'm a huge fan of the tight ends....I mean...
Lunges make the end tight.
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My evening plans are a bit unclear. I might be available. Is this thing at 8:30 Central? Leaving my time zone throws me off a bit.
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My evening plans are a bit unclear. I might be available. Is this thing at 8:30 Central? Leaving my time zone throws me off a bit.
The draft is now Monday, August 31 at 8:30 pm Central. I gave you phuks an extra 30 minutes to get on, so there shall be no excuses.
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i'll be there @ 6:30 pacific.
i've got vick @ number 1.
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The draft is now Monday, August 31 at 8:30 pm Central. I gave you phuks an extra 30 minutes to get on, so there shall be no excuses.
Never figured you for a censor man...WTF?
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Never figured you for a censor man...WTF?
I'm just giving it a test-drive.
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<Brad being a bitch>
Thanks for doing my research. Now get your fucking shine box!
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Thanks for doing my research. Now get your fucking shine box!
And your stack of nickles?
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And your stack of nickles?
It tickles...to see you try to be like Mr. Pickles.
Daddy Fat Sacks, B-I-G-B-O-I
It's that same motherfucker that put them knuckles to your eye.
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i'll be there @ 6:30 pacific.
i've got vick @ number 1.
Not quite at #1, but you got him nonetheless.
I can't decide if my team is any good or not. I am going to go ahead and prepare for another season of mediocrity, just in case.
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My team is the bees knees
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The Jackson's drafting Sebastian Janikowski in the 4th round was priceless! :rofl:
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The Jackson's drafting Sebastian Janikowski in the 4th round was priceless! :rofl:
Let's just say my pre-rankings were less than stellar. Little Buzz wanted to play Guitar Hero and I lost track of time...by the time I remembered the draft it was too late. But hey, I got Peyton Manning and the Baltimore D.
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Let's just say my pre-rankings were less than stellar. Little Buzz wanted to play Guitar Hero and I lost track of time...by the time I remembered the draft it was too late. But hey, I got Peyton Manning and the Baltimore D.
That and .65 cents will buy you a bag of chips.
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That and .65 cents will buy you a bag of chips.
How was your draft?
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That and .65 cents will buy you a bag of chips.
Not in the damn machines here.
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How was your draft?
Cold and Delicious
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Cold and Delicious
Mine was Refreshing and Smooth.
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Not quite at #1, but you got him nonetheless.
I can't decide if my team is any good or not. I am going to go ahead and prepare for another season of mediocrity, just in case.
actually, i like your team. your running backs should be solid. tom brady...unless pootang in the stands becomes a distraction, he should be stellar. your wide receiver corp will give you decent numbers...not great but solid support numbers. though having a white guy may warrant a drop.
i was a bit surprised tom brady didn't go sooner. drew brees, peyton manning, aaron rodgers, eli manning and baltimore were picked ahead of him. yes, you read that correct...fucking aaron rodgers.
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Line of the draft...
Ogre to me: "You're like a gnat"
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I still want to know how I got fucked in almost every round. i had to pick 12th in 4-5 rounds, how the fuck did that happen?
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It was a snake draft, your pick in round one was 12 so your next pick was 17 your next pick would then be 12 spots later at 29 and then 34 and so on. Pretty standard really.
Example in a 8 team draft the setup would look like this.
(Round 1) 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8
(Round 2) 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1
(Round 3) 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 etc
The guy who picks last in this case Ogre...picks twice.
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Hey Ogre how many bench players do we get?
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It was a snake draft, your pick in round one was 12 so your next pick was 17 your next pick would then be 12 spots later at 29 and then 34 and so on. Pretty standard really.
Example in a 8 team draft the setup would look like this.
(Round 1) 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8
(Round 2) 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1
(Round 3) 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 etc
The guy who picks last in this case Ogre...picks twice.
Well that snake sucked ass for me
And by the way, you fuckers need to send out some checks, I'm not going to chase your asses down all year
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Well that snake sucked ass for me
And by the way, you fuckers need to send out some checks, I'm not going to chase your asses down all year
I operate in cash only transactions...I will bring it to you on Saturday if that's okay...assuming we can find the pink dumpster.
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Fine by me, I will be there probably about 11:30 - 12:00
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actually, i like your team. your running backs should be solid. tom brady...unless pootang in the stands becomes a distraction, he should be stellar. your wide receiver corp will give you decent numbers...not great but solid support numbers. though having a white guy may warrant a drop.
i was a bit surprised tom brady didn't go sooner. drew brees, peyton manning, aaron rodgers, eli manning and baltimore were picked ahead of him. yes, you read that correct...fucking aaron rodgers.
My thoughts exactly. The white guy (Kevin Walter) put up substandard fantasy numbers last year, but he was one of my later picks.
Yes, the pick that I :jaw: over was Rodgers going in the first round. I would like for CHF to clarify his strategy; I think he has something brewing.
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To follow up on my last post: I haven't done my fantasy research. Yahoo has him headlining as one of the most underrated players, and last night Wilbon on PTI picked him as the #1 Fantasy quarterback.
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Ok I just got my assed handed to me by Chinook, my team is teh sux. Free Agents here I come.
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Ok I just got my assed handed to me by Chinook, my team is teh sux. Free Agents here I come.
I had to play the guy that scored the most points in the league and of course I was second!
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I had to play the guy that scored the most points in the league and of course I was second!
You still have a chance. Your defense plays tonight. Of course, I have Randy Moss playing tonight also...
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You still have a chance. Your defense plays tonight. Of course, I have Randy Moss playing tonight also...
You beat me at baseball and now football, shit! BTW My qb is out with cracked rib.
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You beat me at baseball and now football, shit! BTW My qb is out with cracked rib.
Makes whoever picked up the dog beater look like a genius.
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I've got Dallas D, how the fuck did they earn ZERO points? Bastards (BTW Dallas won)
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I've got Dallas D, how the fuck did they earn ZERO points? Bastards (BTW Dallas won)
Its you and me this week shit team vs shit team, I'm dubbing it the bottom dwellers bowl, bring what you can Tailgate...your going down like Chinatown!
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A tie? Seriously? A fucking tie...
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I whipped Ogre's ass so bad, that even James Van Der Beek shed a tear.
(http://sarcasticgamer.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/dawson-crying.jpg)
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A tie? Seriously? A fucking tie...
Damn...I hadn't been able to check it since last night. Before the late game I was beating you by a point.
Fuck that Janikowski and his 4th round pick.
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My thoughts exactly. The white guy (Kevin Walter) put up substandard fantasy numbers last year, but he was one of my later picks.
Yes, the pick that I :jaw: over was Rodgers going in the first round. I would like for CHF to clarify his strategy; I think he has something brewing.
I think he'll have a breakout year and I never win that much anyway, I figured I would take a gable. And yes, I do have something brewing.
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And yes, I do have something brewing.
A watery shit from MRE overconsumption?
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fuck me my team sucks! :doh:
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RAPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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fuck me my team sucks! :doh:
I love giving money away.
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I love giving money away.
I'm an equal opportunity doormat. In my defense all of my top players are injured.
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I'm an equal opportunity doormat. In my defense all of my top players are injured.
My top receiver didn't play, but I still started him. I guess standing in the rain for hours kills brain cells.
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TRADE ALERT!
I'll trade Ronnie Brown for a #2 or #3 receiver. Let's make a deal.
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TRADE ALERT!
I'll trade Ronnie Brown for a #2 or #3 receiver. Let's make a deal.
My team is full of #3 receivers...on their own teams.
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My team is full of #3 receivers...on their own teams.
I look at your roster and see what's up, what's happenin'
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TRADE ALERT!
I'll trade Ronnie Brown for a #2 or #3 receiver. Let's make a deal.
I would like cancel that trade request! Im stupid for not starting him.
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2 weeks in a row, my Dallas D scores ZERO points????
What the Hell, has this ever happened in the history of fantasy football?
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Who was that that got 192 points? I didn't even think that was possible.
Side note: My #3 receivers did alright this week anyway.
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Jesus Christ, who had 192 points?
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Jesus Christ, who had 192 points?
Better rec-a-motherfuckin-ize.
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2 weeks in a row, my Dallas D scores ZERO points????
What the Hell, has this ever happened in the history of fantasy football?
Who the fuck cares you still beat me.
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Fuck you bitches and your decent quarterbacks.
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Fuck you bitches and your decent quarterbacks.
Carson Palmer sucks...
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All I have is a good QB. My WR's suck monkey balls and my RB's couldn't break through a line of kindergarteners playing Red Rover. My Defense didn't score a fucking point last week, and my Kicker has missed at least 3 FG's through 2 games.
That said, anyone want to trade?
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All I have is a good QB. My WR's suck monkey balls and my RB's couldn't break through a line of kindergarteners playing Red Rover. My Defense didn't score a fucking point last week, and my Kicker has missed at least 3 FG's through 2 games.
That said, anyone want to trade?
I'll trade for your QB. You might as well be craptacular all the way around.
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Better rec-a-motherfuckin-ize.
I'm still stitching up various areas of my brown star.
Reaming would be an understatement.
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Fuck you bitches and your decent quarterbacks.
i got favre riding the pine.
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I'm still stitching up various areas of my brown star.
Reaming would be an understatement.
Teh fantasy foosballs are blocked here...did you hold on for the win last night?
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I am riding the streak...baby. Losing that is 0-3 bitches, top of the losers board. woot
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if anyone is looking for a qb, i've got favre.
i'm interested in a wr.
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Teh fantasy foosballs are blocked here...did you hold on for the win last night?
Just barely. The Sex Panthers had a little late night comeback they tried to engineer.
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Just barely. The Sex Panthers had a little late night comeback they tried to engineer.
If my QB didn't have his head in his ass. With the weapons hes got how the fuck do you only score one offensive td???????
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If my QB didn't have his head in his ass. With the weapons hes got how the fuck do you only score one offensive td???????
It was that vaunted Indy D.
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I am riding the streak...baby. Losing that is 0-3 bitches, top of the losers board. woot
I'm right there with ya' playa.
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I'm right there with ya' playa.
Yeah but my SOS is tougher.
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Yeah but my SOS is tougher.
But I have a small penis.
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I thought it was more than adequa...wait what.
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I thought it was more than adequa...wait what.
You were so gentle....
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I am working off my blueprint, and taking it one game at a time.
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I am working off my blueprint, and taking it one game at a time.
My mission is to bring losing back, Mark did you receive my check?
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My mission is to bring losing back, Mark did you receive my check?
Was it a post dated third party?
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My mission is to bring losing back, Mark did you receive my check?
Got It
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I made Rick James my bitch last week
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I might not win a game all year!
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I just want to know if War Eagle!! is still balled up in the corner sucking his thumb after the beatdown I put on him?
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Dear Brian,
I play you next week. Three of you players have a bye week. Might want to fix that.
Love,
AWK
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I just won with three of my players on a bye week. How bout that.
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I just won with three of my players on a bye week. How bout that.
I think that was because you played me.
Dear AWK,
It doesn't matter!
Hugs and Kisses,
Godfather
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I just picked up a receiver off waivers. How long does it take to clear waivers?
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I am offering up Big Ben to anyone that has a decent receiver they want to get rid of
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I am offering up Big Ben to anyone that has a decent receiver they want to get rid of
Waivers take two days. I have Atlanta's Roddy White?
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I am offering up Big Ben to anyone that has a decent receiver they want to get rid of
You want my team?
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I am offering up Big Ben to anyone that has a decent receiver they want to get rid of
Braylon Edwards or Greg Jennings?
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Braylon Edwards or Greg Jennings?
I think I'll pass on those 2.
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I think I'll pass on those 2.
Braylon's great at punching 130lb guys, not so great at catching the ball.
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How about Michael Crabtree, you want him?
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How about Michael Crabtree, you want him?
He's BAAAAAAACK...or here anyway.
http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/2259191/michael_crabtree_signs_with_49ers_at.html (http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/2259191/michael_crabtree_signs_with_49ers_at.html)
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How about Michael Crabtree, you want him?
That I might consider
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AWK you are going down...like you do on men.
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AWK you are going down...like you do on men.
We shall see...
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We shall see...
Yeah baby winning streak
(http://mobile1.wwe.com/content/2404464/2839148/2768584_112x112.jpg)
Suk it
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Will Jumbo and the Widowmakers join me at 1-4? War Eagle!!! is done but the Fister has 3 players tonight and is only down by 21 the chances could be good.
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Yeah baby winning streak
(http://mobile1.wwe.com/content/2404464/2839148/2768584_112x112.jpg)
Suk it
Gay, under performing...
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Gay, under performing...
Translation: mismanagement
(http://mobile1.wwe.com/content/2404464/2839148/2768584_112x112.jpg)
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Uh oh, lookout ladies, Widowmaker and Sex Panthers makin a statement!!! Now its time to play some ball.
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Uh oh, lookout ladies, Widowmaker and Sex Panthers makin a statement!!! Now its time to play some ball.
Big win oh yeah, Championship. It's sad the only way I can win is WE had a player starting that had a bye week .
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Half my team is on a bye this week, guess I'll play the free agent scrubs I just had to pick up. I guess they can't be any worse than what I had
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Thanks, Tom Brady.
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Thanks, Tom Brady.
fuck.
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I raped as well.
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WOW. At least the raping I am currently getting will get me ready for Saturday night...
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Chalk up a win for the good guys this week. Thank you Ricky Williams.
I am over 500 for the first time in 2 years
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Chalk up a win for the good guys this week. Thank you Ricky Williams.
I am over 500 for the first time in 2 years
Oh sure, just rub it in my face, whydontcha.
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RAPE.
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Who was it that needed a running back? I have two currently available...
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To my utter and complete surprise:
I left for Baton Rouge Friday morning and completely forgot to set my lineup. I had 3 guys out on a bye: WR, RB and K. I won by 28.
:haha:
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My team is really bad. I try and corch'em up, but they don't listen to me. It might be depth or the fact that I learned how to coach by watching old Iowa State footage. I have so many hurt guys, I might change the team name from Sex Panthers to Hospital. We have played 8 straight games without a break and my guys are winded, did I mention I have no depth.
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My team is really bad. I try and corch'em up, but they don't listen to me. It might be depth or the fact that I learned how to coach by watching old Iowa State footage. I have so many hurt guys, I might change the team name from Sex Panthers to Hospital. We have played 8 straight games without a break and my guys are winded, did I mention I have no depth.
subtract 1 whiskey shot.
add 1 hurting vagina. you know the one that bleeds.
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My team is really bad. I try and corch'em up, but they don't listen to me. It might be depth or the fact that I learned how to coach by watching old Iowa State footage. I have so many hurt guys, I might change the team name from Sex Panthers to Hospital. We have played 8 straight games without a break and my guys are winded, did I mention I have no depth.
Chop looks great in you avatar! I'm the worst in the whole fuckin' league, I need you to corch my team up.
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My team is really bad. I try and corch'em up, but they don't listen to me. It might be depth or the fact that I learned how to coach by watching old Iowa State footage. I have so many hurt guys, I might change the team name from Sex Panthers to Hospital. We have played 8 straight games without a break and my guys are winded, did I mention I have no depth.
Whoever coarched your team last year deserves the blame. Jess sayin.
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I'm the worst in the whole fuckin' league, I need you to corch my team up.
Hey hey hey...be easy on yourself, man. It's not that your team needs corching up, it's just that my team is superior and :pwnd: yours. Silly.
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My team is now The Little Bitches. When your team is as bad as mine is, it just isn't that much fun. Also, each time I have tried to get a decent player off the waiver system it gets denied because someone with a higher priority has requested the same player. Who the fuck has higher priority than my shitty little team? :blink:
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My team is now The Little Bitches. When your team is as bad as mine is, it just isn't that much fun. Also, each time I have tried to get a decent player off the waiver system it gets denied because someone with a higher priority has requested the same player. Who the fuck has higher priority than my shitty little team? :blink:
I don't think priority is based upon suckitude. I think it's a rotating list.
I could be wrong.
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I think it's a rotating list.
based on your draft order.
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based on your draft order.
I didn't order a draft, I wanted a bottle.
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I didn't order a draft, I wanted a bottle.
Give me a bottle and a motherfuckin' cup.
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based on your draft order.
Yeah and that shit wasn't rigged. I think I picked #11 in like 5 straight rounds
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Nope its based on suckitude
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Give me a bottle and a motherfuckin' cup.
So me and my boys can get...what?
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So me and my boys can get...what?
Fucked Up!
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thursday games this week.
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HOLY SHIT...I won...Thank you Kurt Warner...fuck the rest of my team.
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HOLY SHIT...I won...Thank Fuck you Kurt Warner...fuck the rest of my team.
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My team is now The Little Bitches. When your team is as bad as mine is, it just isn't that much fun. Also, each time I have tried to get a decent player off the waiver system it gets denied because someone with a higher priority has requested the same player. Who the fuck has higher priority than my shitty little team? :blink:
I wanted to thank your team for living up to its name and handing me the game during MNF.
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HOLY SHIT...I won...Thank Fuck you Kurt Warner...fuck the rest of my team.
Hater
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I just kicked some of that Jackon 4 ass. Who wants some of me next?
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I just kicked some of that Jackon 4 ass. Who wants some of me next?
Ricky must have rolled up one huge fatty to run that wild... :fu:
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I picked a good week to have my first 100+ point game. Sex Panthers coming on strong bishes!
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Jeezus. I'm folding down the stretch. Can Schaub and Chris Johnson combine for 80+ points tonight?
Not fucking likely.
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You guys are going to have to talk a little louder if I'm to hear you from the top of this here totem pole.
:king:
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You guys are going to have to talk a little louder if I'm to hear you from the top of this here totem pole.
:king:
I'd wager that you're on the top of a lot of poles, queen.
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Who clinched a spot in the playoffs? This guy
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Who clinched a spot in the playoffs? This guy
Pfft...I did that sooooo last week.
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The most interesting matchup will be between Sex Panthers and Come Honor Face for the 8th and final playoff spot. I am severely pissed Warner is hurt!
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The most interesting matchup will be between Sex Panthers and Come Honor Face for the 8th and final playoff spot. I am severely pissed Warner is hurt!
Don't pick 56 year old quarterbacks.
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Well fuck me, I just tried to send a couple emails trying to rape some of the lower teams out of their good players just to find out the trading deadline was Nov. 20. Who the fuck set these rules?
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Who the fuck set these rules?
:bowl:
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Amen Corner is whipping the hell out of me. Nookie, Tailgaters and PnP all in a row?!?!?
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Amen Corner is whipping the hell out of me. Nookie, Tailgaters and PnP all in a row?!?!?
"PnP"....I like it. I need to brand it, put it on our helmets, and get some merchandising contracts going.
So I'm compared to the drive off of #13, being the last leg of Amen Corner and all. Here's hoping that you hit it right into Rae's Creek.
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"PnP"....I like it. I need to brand it, put it on our helmets, and get some merchandising contracts going.
So I'm compared to the drive off of #13, being the last leg of Amen Corner and all. Here's hoping that you hit it right into Rae's Creek.
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then...take the AC/DC song T.N.T...
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then...take the AC/DC song T.N.T...
I doubt you want to watch me explode...
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Sooooooo...did we ever decide on the payout? Same as teh fantasy stickballs?
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Sooooooo...did we ever decide on the payout? Same as teh fantasy stickballs?
Why do you care? The Cock Blockers are coming from the 6-seed to shock the world!
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I dont care what anyone says Sex Panthers made a good run at it. Especially after starting 1-7. We needed Tebow's tears to get us over the edge and alas they came to late.
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Why do you care? The Cock Blockers are coming from the 6-seed to shock the world!
No payout at all for the regular season champ?
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I think that we should do FFB like we did it last year. 80% to the winner of the playoffs and 20% to second place. Everyone else can go fuck themselves.
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Is their a toilet bowl for us that didn't make it into the playoffs?
Yall can do whatever you want, my 2 cents I used the 80-20 rule and then gave out half the game fee (in this case $10) to the winner of the toilet bowl. That way everyone got to keep playing.
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Is their a toilet bowl for us that didnt make it into the playoffs?
:haha:
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I'm in second place in my free league :puke:
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:haha:
I beat your ass
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I beat your ass
At least I still have a shot at winning your money.
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Your league is pretty poor when 6-6-1 and 6-7 teams make the playoffs.
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Your league is pretty poor when 6-6-1 and 6-7 teams make the playoffs.
and are favored to beat my team at 10 - 3.
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The semifinals are taking shape. I have exposed nookie for the fraud that he is, beating him twice in the last three weeks (as long as Crabtree doesn't have a monster night tonight). I've come to the following fantasy sports conclusion:
Cock Blockers > nookie > Muff Divers
That said, I guess I will be going from one arch-nemesis to another when I play Thrilla this week. He beat me in Week 1 and his team has only gotten better since then. The Cock Blockers have our work cut out for us.
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The semifinals are taking shape. I have exposed nookie for the fraud that he is, beating him twice in the last three weeks (as long as Crabtree doesn't have a monster night tonight). I've come to the following fantasy sports conclusion:
Cock Blockers > nookie > Muff Divers
That said, I guess I will be going from one arch-nemesis to another when I play Thrilla this week. He beat me in Week 1 and his team has only gotten better since then. The Cock Blockers have our work cut out for us.
The Jackson 4 is on their Revenge Tour as well. The Tailgaters and Big Balls were my only two losses of the regular season...and they get matched up with me in teh playoffs?!?
One down, one to go.
ONE game at a TIME.
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The Jackson 4 is on their Revenge Tour as well. The Tailgaters and Big Balls were my only two losses of the regular season...and they get matched up with me in teh playoffs?!?
One down, one to go.
ONE game at a TIME.
Up your butt, Jobu.
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I over performed and still lost. Good Game.
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Brandon Marshall blew his load yesterday. He better have some in the tank for next week. My two marquee players, Brady and Jones-Drew, are on a large downhill slide...just in time for the semi's.
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fuck...drew brees.
i was a pretender.
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Fuck Peyton Manning and his four touchdowns.
Fuck Caldwell for putting his starters at risk with homefield advantage and a first round bye locked up.
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Fuck Peyton Manning and his four touchdowns.
Fuck Caldwell for putting his starters at risk with homefield advantage and a first round bye locked up.
I tell ya, I was sweating fucking bullets up until halftime. I kept thinking I would only get 10-15 points out of him. Thank you Jags for putting up the good fight.
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Fuck Peyton Manning and his four touchdowns.
Fuck Caldwell for putting his starters at risk with homefield advantage and a first round bye locked up.
While we're at it, fuck Maurice Jones-Drew right in the ear. Cocksucker got 26 points last night and put me squarely in a hole before my team even takes the field.
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While we're at it, fuck Maurice Jones-Drew right in the ear. Cocksucker got 26 points last night and put me squarely in a hole before my team even takes the field.
My hopes are hanging on Schaub, Chris Johnson and Frank Gore.
Hopefully these guys reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaally want to make some noise down the stretch.
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My hopes are hanging on Schaub, Chris Johnson and Frank Gore.
Hopefully these guys reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaally want to make some noise down the stretch.
I had to have someone get me out of the 11 point hole I started in.
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I had to have someone get me out of the 11 point hole I started in.
Que?
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MJD is a fantasy god, and I thank him for his efforts last night. As is Peyton.
Question now is: how much PT will Brees get? Safe money is on the Saints going for the perfect season ("to do it for the city") and he'll play every game through the Postseason.
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Que?
Teh projections were for a Big Balls 11 point victory. Peyton Manning just said fuck you Yahoo and your damn projections.
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Teh projections were for a Big Balls 11 point victory. Peyton Manning just said fuck you Yahoo and your damn projections.
Ah...I see.
Well, your potential 11 point hole just became my actual 34 point hole.
My hole is bigger.
Suck it, Trebek.
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My hole is bigger.
Stop it with the foreplay. I'm wet already.
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My whole team took the day off.
Congrats to J4.
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My whole team took the day off.
Congrats to J4.
Thanks.
I rolled the dice starting Manning, and it payed hugely. I think he sits this week...
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Congrats to teh PnPers...I rolled the dice for a second week with Manning and came up snake eyes this time.
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Congrats to teh PnPers...I rolled the dice for a second week with Manning and came up snake eyes this time.
Don't you go throwing around congrats just yet...you still have Berrian tonight, and I have Shiancoe and Longwell. I guess it depends on who does what for the Vikings, but this thing is far from over.
:bow: FANTASY FOOTBALL KARMA GODS
:bow: FANTASY FOOTBALL KARMA GODS
:bow: FANTASY FOOTBALL KARMA GODS
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Buzz...did you keep up with the game? Berrian pulled you into a tie with me...and it went that way into halftime. But then Farve decided not to throw to him anymore in the second half. We went down to the wire.
At any rate,
(http://images2.makefive.com/images/200835/36ab04fd53fdecfa.jpg)
All :bow: to the greatness that is Pigskins 'n Poon. I have thoroughly enjoyed pwning everyone this year in both fantasy sports. I wear the double crown with pride and will take it with me everywhere I go.
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All :bow: to the greatness that is Pigskins 'n Poon. I have thoroughly enjoyed pwning everyone this year in both fantasy sports. I wear the double crown with pride and will take it with me everywhere I go.
Just remember, you tied a 7-6 team and somehow came away with the tiebreaker just to get in to the Championship Game.
Now, go suck a dick.
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Just remember, you tied a 7-6 team and somehow came away with the tiebreaker just to get in to the Championship Game.
Now, go suck a dick.
Oh...I don't know....maybe I won the tiebreaker because I beat your ass 102-89 in Week 1? Or maybe it was because I scored a total of 1331 total points during the regular season vs. your paltry 1073? Or maybe it's because they don't want a flaming homo in the championship game? I'm just not sure.
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Buzz...did you keep up with the game? Berrian pulled you into a tie with me...and it went that way into halftime. But then Farve decided not to throw to him anymore in the second half. We went down to the wire.
At any rate,
(http://images2.makefive.com/images/200835/36ab04fd53fdecfa.jpg)
All :bow: to the greatness that is Pigskins 'n Poon. I have thoroughly enjoyed pwning everyone this year in both fantasy sports. I wear the double crown with pride and will take it with me everywhere I go.
Yeah, I did the happy dance in my living room when the EP was blocked. Guess I started the celebration too soon.
Congrats. Now go fist yourself.
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Or maybe it's because they don't want a flaming homo in the championship game? I'm just not sure.
Well, we know that's not the case because Buzz made it in.
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Just remember, you tied a 7-6 team and somehow came away with the tiebreaker just to get in to the Championship Game.
Now, go suck a dick.
Aren't you running this league?
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BTW Yahoo sucks in comparison to ESPN's FFL, I call for a change.
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Well, we know that's not the case because Buzz made it in.
Hey...I'm not flaming. Anymore.
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Aren't you running this league?
I asked the same thing, but we still couldn't figure out how the hell they determine who wins a tiebreaker.
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I'm all for a switch next year.
I participated in a College Fantasy Football league this year and it was the tits. I think CBS has the exclusive rights to the names of the players, so they are the only ones who can do it right. Maybe that's something we can consider for next year?
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Congrat's to the Thrilla, I want to thank you for taking my money twice this year... It's almost time for Baseball!
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Congrat's to the Thrilla, I want to thank you for taking my money twice this year... It's almost time for Baseball!
no worries, I enjoy doing it. This time I'm not going to blow it all in vegas, however.
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Who do I owe and how much.
I did a shitty job of keeping up with who paid me so I hope everone ponyed up. If you did not pay I hope you can live with yourself
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Who won? So I know who to hate.
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Who do I owe and how much.
I did a shitty job of keeping up with who paid me so I hope everone ponyed up. If you did not pay I hope you can live with yourself
You owe Thrilla 80% of the take and myself the other 20% I believe. I will PM you my address.
Someone correct me if that is wrong.
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You owe Thrilla 80% of the take and myself the other 20% I believe. I will PM you my address.
Someone correct me if that is wrong.
Yeah, AUTR, this is correct.
14 total, $20/apiece = $280 Pot
Buzz gets, 20%, or $56.00
Thrilla gets 80%, or $224.00
Do you really need my address again? I mean, you have had to send me so many checks in the past year, you probably have it memorized.
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Yeah, AUTR, this is correct.
14 total, $20/apiece = $280 Pot
Buzz gets, 20%, or $56.00
Thrilla gets 80%, or $224.00
Do you really need my address again? I mean, you have had to send me so many checks in the past year, you probably have it memorized.
How about you pm me anyways. I will send you your money less the 50% admin fee.