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Title: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 29, 2015, 10:52:43 AM
Article reminded me of an old National Lampoon bit.  "Thank you for calling the emergency rape hotline.  All our attendants are currently busy. If you have a rape in progress, please hold the line and someone will be with you shotlty...."

from the news over at foxdot I am a gay twerker that has no balls!!!!  I also have no idea how to use the quote function to post stories, so I annoy the piss out of others.  I like male genatalia in and around my mouth.

ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. –  A dispatcher for the Albuquerque Fire Department has resigned after a transcript from a 911 call showed him hanging up on a caller who was giving first aid to a 17-year-old shooting victim who later died.

Matthew Sanchez was originally reassigned out of the dispatch center and was performing administrative duties pending a probe of the June 26 incident in which he told the desperate caller, "I'm not going to deal with this, okay?" The teen, Jaydon Chavez-Silver, was shot while sitting on a kitchen counter inside an Albuquerque house in a drive-by attack carried out by unknown assailants.

The Albuquerque Fire Department announced Sanchez's resignation in a statement released late Tuesday, according to The Albuquerque Journal. Sanchez was "reassigned immediately" after fire officials learned what happened, said Melissa Romero, spokeswoman for the Albuquerque Fire Department.


"Okay, do you know what ma'am? You can deal with yourself. I'm not going to deal with this, okay?"

- Albuquerque emergency dispatcher

Romero said Sanchez is a 10-year veteran of the department.

After Chavez-Silver was shot, an unidentified woman began performing CPR on him while Sanchez was on the phone. The transcript of the 911 call captured the plaintive caller's urgency and frustration, as well as the shocking response of Sanchez.


Caller: (inaudible) I'm keeping him alive.

Sanchez:  Is he not breathing?

Caller: Barely.  (inaudible) Stay with me. Stay with me, okay? Good job, Jaydon.

Sanchez: Is he breathing?

Caller: He's barely breathing. How many times do I have to f---ing tell you?

Sanchez: Okay, do you know what ma'am? You can deal with it yourself. I'm not going to deal with this, okay?

Caller: No, he's going to die.

The call ends there.

Albuquerque Fire Chief David Downey released the following statement:

“After learning of the alleged misconduct, Matthew Sanchez was immediately removed from the dispatch center and placed on administrative assignment," said Albuquerque Fire Chief David Downey in a statement. "An internal investigation has been initiated. As the chief of the department, I am taking the allegation very seriously.”

Nicole Chavez, mother of the murdered teen, told local media she had heard about what Sanchez said and was shocked when she actually heard the recording.

"After hearing the call [Monday], it is heartbreaking to listen to," Chavez said. "Right now, we just want to find the people responsible for this violent, deadly crime."
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: Catphish Tilly on July 29, 2015, 11:36:15 AM
Too bad it wasn't Cecil the lion. Now that would've caused a real uproar.
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 29, 2015, 11:43:53 AM
Too bad it wasn't Cecil the lion. Now that would've caused a real uproar.

Off with your head
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: WiregrassTiger on July 29, 2015, 01:53:22 PM
Too bad it wasn't Cecil the lion. Now that would've caused a real uproar.
I think the mane reason is that this guy doesn't have Cecil's pride.
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: Catphish Tilly on July 29, 2015, 02:05:56 PM
No pride... seriously? Surely you're lion. Dude was practically king of the jungle, by all accounts.
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: Buzz Killington on July 29, 2015, 02:08:23 PM
This guy Simbalizes just what is wrong with this country.  Kid's dying?  I am busy working on my Fantasy trade to get Tom Brady for the first 4 games, or the mane part of the season. 
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: dallaswareagle on July 29, 2015, 02:42:20 PM
I ever see that dispatcher I am gonna break is Mufasa head and leave scars all over the place.
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 29, 2015, 02:54:43 PM
I hate this because I know Cecil was thinking how he couldn't wait to be king.
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: Pell City Tiger on July 29, 2015, 03:06:15 PM
I'm really feline this Cecil the (ex) Lion humor.
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: Catphish Tilly on July 29, 2015, 03:15:37 PM
You crazy cats will never claw your way out of this one and back to the topic now.
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 29, 2015, 03:27:01 PM
You crazy cats will never claw your way out of this one and back to the topic now.

Nonsense.  No problem getting back on topic.  This idiot 911 guy is so moody and flies off the handle when it gets stressful.  Probably a Virgo. No....more likely a....



Wait for it.....
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: Pell City Tiger on July 29, 2015, 03:35:17 PM
One day, a man walked into a restaurant, with a lion. After being seated, he asked the waitress, "Do you serve lawyers here?"

"Yes", the waitress replied.

"Ok, good!  I'll take a ham sandwich for myself, and a lawyer for my lion."
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: WiregrassTiger on July 29, 2015, 03:42:52 PM

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Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 29, 2015, 03:49:50 PM
One day, a man walked into a restaurant, with a lion. After being seated, he asked the waitress, "Do you serve lawyers here?"

"Yes", the waitress replied.

"Ok, good!  I'll take a ham sandwich for myself, and a lawyer for my lion."

https://youtu.be/7Xrw0gbnNuU
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: Buzz Killington on July 29, 2015, 04:02:51 PM
I hope Cecil was preyed up.
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: Kaos on July 29, 2015, 10:25:45 PM
On a serious tip?  I can take just about anything in stride.  Loud, obnoxious stride perhaps, but stride nonetheless. 

My agitation is typically explosive and short-lived. 

The killing of this lion, however, has angered me on a level that doesn't seem normal.  It bothers me deeply.  I want to physically harm and slowly torture the guy who did it.  I'd have no qualms whatsoever about staking him to an anthill and drinking lemonade in the shade until he finally died. 

I have no idea why the killing of the lion distresses me so.  It reminds me a bit of the Tony Soprano character who was so furious over the burning of a horse that he strangled and bludgeoned the life out of Ralph Cifaretto, but has little to no emotion about popping Bevilacqua or Phil Leotardo or Pussy. 

Why do I care about this lion and the other animals gunned down by that pussy ass dentist fuck? 
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: chinook on July 30, 2015, 12:47:11 AM
On a serious tip?  I can take just about anything in stride.  Loud, obnoxious stride perhaps, but stride nonetheless. 

My agitation is typically explosive and short-lived. 

The killing of this lion, however, has angered me on a level that doesn't seem normal.  It bothers me deeply.  I want to physically harm and slowly torture the guy who did it.  I'd have no qualms whatsoever about staking him to an anthill and drinking lemonade in the shade until he finally died. 

I have no idea why the killing of the lion distresses me so.  It reminds me a bit of the Tony Soprano character who was so furious over the burning of a horse that he strangled and bludgeoned the life out of Ralph Cifaretto, but has little to no emotion about popping Bevilacqua or Phil Leotardo or Pussy. 

Why do I care about this lion and the other animals gunned down by that pussy ass dentist fuck?

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v343/Chizad-Lappy/catman.jpg)

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Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: Catphish Tilly on July 30, 2015, 09:01:17 AM
Why do I care about this lion and the other animals gunned down by that pussy ass dentist fudge?

Because you watch too many movies and have lost your grip on reality, perhaps? It's a single lion. No this particular one shouldn't have been taken but by all accounts, the dentist himself wasn't at fault for that aspect of the situation. The landowner and guide are hired for a reason. They are paid to lead a legal and safe hunt.

Meanwhile a quarter of the actual human beings existing within the same country's borders as this single animal are dying of malaria, AIDS, and God knows what else... and we hear not a peep.

Internet vigilantism, folks. 
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: Catphish Tilly on July 30, 2015, 09:03:24 AM
Also: Thread successfully hijacked.
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: Kaos on July 30, 2015, 09:55:59 AM

Meanwhile a quarter of the actual human beings existing within the same country's borders as this single animal are dying of malaria, AIDS, and God knows what else... and we hear not a peep.
 

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Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: Catphish Tilly on July 30, 2015, 10:07:12 AM
LOL, trust me - no one would ever be under the illusion that you did. And neither do the hundreds of thousands pecking out 140 character death threats whilst Mufasa flashbacks run through their brains like the tears down their cheeks. The future is bleak.
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: WiregrassTiger on July 30, 2015, 10:49:00 AM
Because you watch too many movies and have lost your grip on reality, perhaps? It's a single lion. No this particular one shouldn't have been taken but by all accounts, the dentist himself wasn't at fault for that aspect of the situation. The landowner and guide are hired for a reason. They are paid to lead a legal and safe hunt.

Meanwhile a quarter of the actual human beings existing within the same country's borders as this single animal are dying of malaria, AIDS, and God knows what else... and we hear not a peep.

Internet vigilantism, folks.
^^This.
"I relied on the expertise of my local professional guides to ensure a legal hunt," CBS reported.

"I had no idea that the lion I took was a known, local favorite, was collared and part of a study until the end of the hunt," Palmer said, according to CBS. "I deeply regret that my pursuit of an activity I love and practice responsibly and legally resulted in the taking of this lion."

Mexican drug gangs could start raping and abducting all teenage girls they can reach in Tx, Putin can patrol the Gulf of Mexico in a nuclear sub, and disease and pestilence may go rampant across the U.S. but one thing is for sure, most of our "animal lovers" will die to protect Snookums and not be concerned re: human problems.

I like dogs but by today's standard, I doubt I'm considered an "animal lover"--If I have to put animals on the same level as humans.

I hated the dog fighting stuff and want people charged with a crime. I hate animal cruelty, where people are purposely injuring animals for entertainment. But, there are better things to concern ourselves with than to want to attack a dentist from Minnesota who thought he was legally hunting a lion.

The U.S. has an animal loving problem and we've put some animals above humans on the food chain. But it would be politically incorrect to address the issue and 3/4 of the population would object.

It's a sickness that has grown leaps and bounds over the last 30 years.
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: dallaswareagle on July 30, 2015, 10:59:13 AM
^^This.
"I relied on the expertise of my local professional guides to ensure a legal hunt," CBS reported.

"I had no idea that the lion I took was a known, local favorite, was collared and part of a study until the end of the hunt," Palmer said, according to CBS. "I deeply regret that my pursuit of an activity I love and practice responsibly and legally resulted in the taking of this lion."

Mexican drug gangs could start raping and abducting all teenage girls they can reach in Tx, Putin can patrol the Gulf of Mexico in a nuclear sub, and disease and pestilence may go rampant across the U.S. but one thing is for sure, most of our "animal lovers" will die to protect Snookums and not be concerned re: human problems.

I like dogs but by today's standard, I doubt I'm considered an "animal lover"--If I have to put animals on the same level as humans.

I hated the dog fighting stuff and want people charged with a crime. I hate animal cruelty, where people are purposely injuring animals for entertainment. But, there are better things to concern ourselves with than to want to attack a dentist from Minnesota who thought he was legally hunting a lion.
The U.S. has an animal loving problem and we've put some animals above humans on the food chain. But it would be politically incorrect to address the issue and 3/4 of the population would object.

It's a sickness that has grown leaps and bounds over the last 30 years.

I agree with what your saying, BUT this dude has already been convicted of poaching a bear in Wisconsin. He is as guilty as the lead and guide. He knew. I think some of the outrage comes from he knew and thought no one would find out and was in the "Do you know who I am crowd".   
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: Kaos on July 30, 2015, 11:05:52 AM
I agree with what your saying, BUT this dude has already been convicted of poaching a bear in Wisconsin. He is as guilty as the lead and guide. He knew. I think some of the outrage comes from he knew and thought no one would find out and was in the "Do you know who I am crowd".

He looks like a pussy is part of the problem. 

I can't possibly imagine what "enjoyment" this limp dick fucker gets froom slaughtering wild animals that are essentially captives.  It's like going to the zoo and bagging penguins. 

I hate him. 
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: WiregrassTiger on July 30, 2015, 11:30:17 AM
I do not respect the way that this guy or others take their trophies.

I have been on safari three times in my life. Once, I was with a paid guide and a rented gun. It was in the wild but the gun part is what made it less appealing and unsatisfying.

The next time that I went (3 years later), I wanted the truest sense of being one with the jungle. So, I canned the ammo and only had my bowie knife and a loin cloth. It was not easy taking the lion and water buffalo that I was fortunate enough to harvest on that trip but it was satisfying. One can go from being the hunter to the hunted very quickly whilst belly crawling through the bush at dusk. But I lived to tell my story.

My next trip, I had hand to hand with 3 male gorillas that ended poorly and I don't like to talk about it.

But I was able to drop down out of tree onto a gazelle and slash its throat, so I didn't go home empty handed.

I just had a very sore ass from the gorilla experience.
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: dallaswareagle on July 30, 2015, 11:31:10 AM
He looks like a pussy is part of the problem. 

I can't possibly imagine what "enjoyment" this limp dick fucker gets froom slaughtering wild animals that are essentially captives.  It's like going to the zoo and bagging penguins. 

I hate him.

I don't hunt, I understand that's its done. Its legal and folks do it. I'll eat the meat that they shoot. It does control the animal population. For certain personal reasons I have no desire to shoot a weapon unless defending myself or others. But guys like this that pay big money for these hunts are just stoking their ego's. 
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: Catphish Tilly on July 30, 2015, 11:35:36 AM
I do not respect the way that this guy or others take their trophies.

I have been on safari three times in my life. Once, I was with a paid guide and a rented gun. It was in the wild but the gun part is what made it less appealing and unsatisfying.

The next time that I went (3 years later), I wanted the truest sense of being one with the jungle. So, I canned the ammo and only had my bowie knife and a loin cloth. It was not easy taking the lion and water buffalo that I was fortunate enough to harvest on that trip but it was satisfying. One can go from being the hunter to the hunted very quickly whilst belly crawling through the bush at dusk. But I lived to tell my story.

My next trip, I had hand to hand with 3 male gorillas that ended poorly and I don't like to talk about it.

But I was able to drop down out of tree onto a gazelle and slash its throat, so I didn't go home empty handed.

I just had a very sore ass from the gorilla experience.

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc9lrzeC0a1qkab13o1_500.gif)
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: Kaos on July 30, 2015, 12:36:32 PM
I'll eat the meat that they shoot.

He tossed the carcass in the grass.

Nobody eats lions. 

I'd be happy to kill this guy. With a crossbow.  Wouldn't think twice about it.  Not sure what that says about me.
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: WiregrassTiger on July 30, 2015, 01:00:52 PM
He tossed the carcass in the grass.

Nobody eats lions. 

I'd be happy to kill this guy. With a crossbow.  Wouldn't think twice about it.  Not sure what that says about me.
I'm not qualified to say exactly what it says about you either. But, I do know that most other crazy people keep quiet about it and aren't as willing to share their illness. Kudos.
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: dallaswareagle on July 30, 2015, 01:13:02 PM
He tossed the carcass in the grass.

Nobody eats lions. 

I'd be happy to kill this guy. With a crossbow.  Wouldn't think twice about it.  Not sure what that says about me.


It says you'll prolly have to get in line as there are many folks ahead of you.
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: Catphish Tilly on July 30, 2015, 01:32:37 PM

Nobody eats lions. 


http://www.vice.com/read/robert-mugabe-lion-elephant-meat-218 (http://www.vice.com/read/robert-mugabe-lion-elephant-meat-218)
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: Kaos on July 30, 2015, 01:57:51 PM
http://www.vice.com/read/robert-mugabe-lion-elephant-meat-218 (http://www.vice.com/read/robert-mugabe-lion-elephant-meat-218)

Idi Amin eats people, too.  So we should have people farms and let sexually frustrated dentists go on human hunts? 
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: GH2001 on July 30, 2015, 02:21:16 PM
Because you watch too many movies and have lost your grip on reality, perhaps? It's a single lion. No this particular one shouldn't have been taken but by all accounts, the dentist himself wasn't at fault for that aspect of the situation. The landowner and guide are hired for a reason. They are paid to lead a legal and safe hunt.

Meanwhile a quarter of the actual human beings existing within the same country's borders as this single animal are dying of malaria, AIDS, and God knows what else... and we hear not a peep.

Internet vigilantism, folks.

^^ he speaks for all of us....
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: Catphish Tilly on July 30, 2015, 02:27:10 PM
Idi Amin eats people, too.  So we should have people farms and let sexually frustrated dentists go on human hunts?

Not at all. Killing humans is what you've been advocating in this thread, not I. I was simply pointing out your misconception.
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: GH2001 on July 30, 2015, 02:30:43 PM
I agree with what your saying, BUT this dude has already been convicted of poaching a bear in Wisconsin. He is as guilty as the lead and guide. He knew. I think some of the outrage comes from he knew and thought no one would find out and was in the "Do you know who I am crowd".

You have no idea what he knew. And there is no evidence he knew anything - right now. Join the emotional outrage express with the rest of the celebrities calling for the guy to be hung.

Step back for a second and see how ridicilous it all looks....just for a minute, and what Catphish is saying. Looking at all the circumstantial facts, it would appear some overzealous guides did some pretty shady shit in order to do what they needed to do to make bank on a huge trophy kill. Did the guy know he had killed an older male and know it was probably a big get? Sure. But with the lion being out there by himself outside the normal park bounds and away from the pride, to the naked eye he would look like fair game, and not the integral part of the pride that he really was.

At this point the dude is guilty of ignorance and following some morons. Maybe more will come out later. Who knows. But right NOW it doesn't warrant the mob justice mentality that this has generated. But hey, its the American way. Before long, all decisions and verdicts will be handed down based off feeling and emotional mob mentality instead of real facts. People need to slow their roll on this shit and let the facts play out for a minute.
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: Buzz Killington on July 30, 2015, 02:38:16 PM
Maybe we should let the Planned Parenthood folks go on a planned baby hunt.
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: GH2001 on July 30, 2015, 02:44:31 PM
Maybe we should let the Planned Parenthood folks go on a planned baby hunt.

Auctioning off exterminated baby body parts to the highest bidder behind closed doors (which IS illegal). If only Jimmy Kimmel and the rest of the celebrity screw jobs cared as much this.....as they do getting justice for Cecil.
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: Kaos on July 30, 2015, 02:51:41 PM
You have no idea what he knew. And there is no evidence he knew anything - right now. Join the emotional outrage express with the rest of the celebrities calling for the guy to be hung.

Step back for a second and see how ridicilous it all looks....just for a minute, and what Catphish is saying. Looking at all the circumstantial facts, it would appear some overzealous guides did some pretty shady shit in order to do what they needed to do to make bank on a huge trophy kill. Did the guy know he had killed an older male and know it was probably a big get? Sure. But with the lion being out there by himself outside the normal park bounds and away from the pride, to the naked eye he would look like fair game, and not the integral part of the pride that he really was.

At this point the dude is guilty of ignorance and following some morons. Maybe more will come out later. Who knows. But right NOW it doesn't warrant the mob justice mentality that this has generated. But hey, its the American way. Before long, all decisions and verdicts will be handed down based off feeling and emotional mob mentality instead of real facts. People need to slow their roll on this shit and let the facts play out for a minute.

1) What he's guilt of first is trophy hunting.  That in and of itself is abhorrent to me.
2) What he's guilty of second is being a limp-dick, sexually frustrated nerd-o-potamus who gets off barrel-shooting creatures who are stronger, more attractive and more alive than he is.  He looks like the kind of fucktard whose frigid wife gives handjobs, but only once a month and only when there is a supply of plastic gloves available.
3) What he's guilty of third, is pretty clearly knowing he was doing something out of bounds just to stoke his weak-willed ego.  He killed a bear illegally and tried to cover it up.  Do you truly believe this fuck just 'accidentally' lured a lion out of a preserve -- a lion who has a history of just walking idly up to safari buses out of curiosity because he was continually exposed to them and ceased to see them as a danger -- and then tried to destroy the tracking device after he fucked up and didn't even kill it properly? 


Fuck this guy.  I hope he goes bankrupt, I hope his wife leaves him and I hope the only "safari" his puny ass can afford from this point on is a safari into the back alleys of Minneapolis to score another crusty needle and bag of black tar to numb his everlasting mental pain.  Fuck him.   
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: Kaos on July 30, 2015, 02:52:51 PM
Maybe we should let the Planned Parenthood folks go on a planned baby hunt.

Works for me.  Planned dentist hunt.  Then use his organs for something of relative value.  They're clearly not serving much purpose where they are. 
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: Kaos on July 30, 2015, 02:58:11 PM
Auctioning off exterminated baby body parts to the highest bidder behind closed doors (which IS illegal). If only Jimmy Kimmel and the rest of the celebrity screw jobs cared as much this.....as they do getting justice for Cecil.

Yes. This pisses me off, too.

But there's no clearly defined target for my displeasure.  What is "PP?"  Who is "PP?"  Is it just one person?  A conglomerate?  There's no place to focus the disgust. 

The lion was a single act perpetrated by a single sick fuck.  Very simple to define the evil and isolate it.  That nerdy dentist bitch ass punk destroyed a creature that had done him no harm, was no threat and was not needed for survival.  It was an ego-driven act done for no purpose whatsoever but to provide the jerkoff with a few moment's thrill and give him something to brag about to his buddies. 

Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: WiregrassTiger on July 30, 2015, 03:06:20 PM
See, here is the thing with me. It's not just Cecil. It's society, at least in the U.S.

I believe that once you start treating animals exactly the same as humans, you've got a problem. Maybe that's because I'm only 2 generations removed from the farm. Probably so.

I can remember my grandfather knocking the hell out of a mule with a piece of firewood. And you can believe it or not but the mule obeyed. I can remember him hitting a dog that my Uncle had bought him in the head with a piece of water pipe after the dog growled. It left a knot. The dog loved him for the rest of his life.

Today, these are examples of animal cruelty. Then, they were things that went on when you lived on a farm. I never saw what I thought to be animal cruelty. My grandfather loved that mule and his dog.

Today, our tax money is spent getting cats out of trees and gutters. They'll call out the ladder truck and have 25 first responders to help get Bitsy the shih tzu out of the gutter or Twinkles the cat out of an oak tree. When I was kid, Twinkles better find a way down or she would starve.

People are shithouse crazy. And if you took a poll, 75% on this board would likely side with the PETA, etc. crowd. That's fine. I've accepted that as the "norm". But it doesn't stop me from thinking people who believe it are shithouse crazy.

And, most of them likely eat KFC, Wendys, etc. So they aren't the animal saving saints that they believe themselves to be. So, they'll just have to believe that I'm backward and I'll believe they're nuts.

If this dentist knew, I hope he get's put in jail for a considerable amount of time. If not, I hope the people calling for him to be killed go live with the lions.
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: dallaswareagle on July 30, 2015, 03:11:27 PM
You have no idea what he knew. And there is no evidence he knew anything - right now. Join the emotional outrage express with the rest of the celebrities calling for the guy to be hung.

Step back for a second and see how ridicilous it all looks....just for a minute, and what Catphish is saying. Looking at all the circumstantial facts, it would appear some overzealous guides did some pretty shady shit in order to do what they needed to do to make bank on a huge trophy kill. Did the guy know he had killed an older male and know it was probably a big get? Sure. But with the lion being out there by himself outside the normal park bounds and away from the pride, to the naked eye he would look like fair game, and not the integral part of the pride that he really was.

At this point the dude is guilty of ignorance and following some morons. Maybe more will come out later. Who knows. But right NOW it doesn't warrant the mob justice mentality that this has generated. But hey, its the American way. Before long, all decisions and verdicts will be handed down based off feeling and emotional mob mentality instead of real facts. People need to slow their roll on this shit and let the facts play out for a minute.


Never called for a mob, never said we should hang this guy by his balls. Simply said the guy was a douche and most guys who hunt big game because of the money they have are douches.


Edit: The tweeting of this guys address and other stuff is bullshit. I would like to see him sue Hollywood dipshits that are doing this. I agree, lets see what comes out and go from there.   
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: Catphish Tilly on July 30, 2015, 03:19:09 PM
Kaos' anger is likely an overcompensation for the angry-time lost while thinking Cecil was an African American male.
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: Catphish Tilly on July 30, 2015, 03:20:33 PM
See, here is the thing with me. It's not just Cecil. It's society, at least in the U.S.

If this dentist knew, I hope he get's put in jail for a considerable amount of time. If not, I hope the people calling for him to be killed go live with the lions.

This. The stuff you said in between was good too, but this.
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: dallaswareagle on July 30, 2015, 04:59:26 PM
Would there be all this ruckus if Cecil was a "White" mane Lion? 
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: Pell City Tiger on July 30, 2015, 05:30:53 PM
Would there be all this ruckus if Cecil was a "White" mane Lion?
#blacklionsmatter
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: Kaos on July 30, 2015, 06:04:39 PM

I believe that once you start treating animals exactly the same as humans, you've got a problem. Maybe that's because I'm only 2 generations removed from the farm. Probably so.
Dude... murdering a lion for sport has nothing to do with treating the lion as a human or any relation to what happens on the farm. It's about one sick fuck getting his joo-joo jollies by slaughtering an animal and discarding all but the severed head.  I'm not ascribing mystical or magical attributes to the lion, only respecting it as a pretty cool creature.   

I can remember my grandfather knocking the hell out of a mule with a piece of firewood. And you can believe it or not but the mule obeyed. I can remember him hitting a dog that my Uncle had bought him in the head with a piece of water pipe after the dog growled. It left a knot. The dog loved him for the rest of his life.

Today, these are examples of animal cruelty. Then, they were things that went on when you lived on a farm. I never saw what I thought to be animal cruelty. My grandfather loved that mule and his dog.

I know you're being facetious, but some would take this seriously.  Big difference in whooping the shit out of a dog or a mule.  I beat one of my dogs senseless for growling and snapping at my daughter when she walked by its food bowl.  That's what you do to domestic animals. 

Today, our tax money is spent getting cats out of trees and gutters. They'll call out the ladder truck and have 25 first responders to help get Bitsy the shih tzu out of the gutter or Twinkles the cat out of an oak tree. When I was kid, Twinkles better find a way down or she would starve.
Andy Griffith helped kittens out of trees.  Good enough for him, good enough for me.  Atticus Finch also shot a rabid dog.  That's gotta be done too.

People are shithouse crazy. And if you took a poll, 75% on this board would likely side with the PETA, etc. crowd. That's fine. I've accepted that as the "norm". But it doesn't stop me from thinking people who believe it are shithouse crazy.

And, most of them likely eat KFC, Wendys, etc. So they aren't the animal saving saints that they believe themselves to be. So, they'll just have to believe that I'm backward and I'll believe they're nuts.
I don't side with PETA for the most part.  And I eat meat.  Love it.  That's what some animals are for.  As soon as Wendy's has lion burgers and we pass giant farms filled with lion prides being raised for eating purposes, you'll have a point. 

If this dentist knew, I hope he get's put in jail for a considerable amount of time. If not, I hope the people calling for him to be killed go live with the lions.
  The fucker knew.  Of that I have no doubt.  He just wanted to prove his manhood so badly he didn't care and didn't think he'd get caught.  So fuck him.  Jail isn't good enough.  Feed his ass to lions. 

Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: Pell City Tiger on July 30, 2015, 07:08:11 PM
How long will it be before the progressive loons start clammoring to have Teddy Roosevelt scrubbed from history for taking part in safaris? When will the call come to ban Ernest Hemingway's books because of his love of trophy hunting?

This is quite simply another example in a long list of them to keep us occupied while sinister shit that we should be focused on goes unnoticed. This "outrage du jour" ranks around number 12,947 on my list of issues for which a damn should be given.
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 30, 2015, 07:20:50 PM
How long will it be before the progressive loons start clammoring to have Teddy Roosevelt scrubbed from history for taking part in safaris? When will the call come to ban Ernest Hemingway's books because of his love of trophy hunting?

This is quite simply another example in a long list of them to keep us occupied while sinister shit that we should be focused on goes unnoticed. This "outrage du jour" ranks around number 12,947 on my list of issues for which a damn should be given.

All I heard was, "I hate pussy."
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: Kaos on July 30, 2015, 09:08:28 PM
How long will it be before the progressive loons start clammoring to have Teddy Roosevelt scrubbed from history for taking part in safaris? When will the call come to ban Ernest Hemingway's books because of his love of trophy hunting?

This is quite simply another example in a long list of them to keep us occupied while sinister shit that we should be focused on goes unnoticed. This "outrage du jour" ranks around number 12,947 on my list of issues for which a damn should be given.

Let me kill the dentist and the issue goes away.
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: smooth_operator on July 31, 2015, 12:37:32 AM
I don't care at all about this particular incident, if the guy did something intentionally illegal fudge him, if he didn't leave him alone. However, if you take the emotion out of it and think about it with strict logic using facts everyone that loves wild animals should love hunting. They should, in particular, want people to hunt whatever their favorite wild animal is.

Hunters  are the absolute best conservationists. In fact, hunters are so great at conserving wild populations of animals they make all other conservation efforts laughable. Making something "endangered" doesn't do shoot to ensure a species' survival, especially out in the asshole of nowhere like mosquitoplauge, Africa. Hunters are the reason wild populations of Rocky mountain elk, mule deer, blacktail deer, sitka deer, whitetail deer, Merriam's turkey, Osceola turkey, eastern turkey, goulds turkey, antelope, all the whatever sheep species, brown bears and black bears exist in the United States. Ducks unlimited is the reason there are real migratory ducks and wetlands around, not just shootty golf course pond ducks. This is just in the United States.

Wild animals ain't shoot in the face of human progress to most people. I am totally sure that if hunting wild African game wasn't a thing most of that shoot wouldn't exist to the extent it does now. The people over there have no interest in keeping populations of wild lions around. Lions eat them. They fudgeing hate being eaten, so by extension they hate lions.

The only people that voluntarily go to that godforsaken hellhole of a continent are missionaries, gold/diamond miners and hunters. I imagine the vast majority of infrastructure in that place comes from foreigners seeking gold and diamonds, spreading Jesus and killin' animals. Diamond miners and and missionaries don't care about animals. You stop legal trophy hunting? Native poachers kill all the animals and 1/3 of the money and infrastructure there dies. Trophy hunting is demonstrably better for the area than all the internet activism we first world countries can possibly muster.

You wanna save the tiger or black rhino? Let it be known that if rich assholes raise the money to grow a hunt-able wild population you'll let 'em kill some. Does that say something dark about human nature? Maybe. But we are hunter/gatherers. Its in our blood.

Full disclosure: I hunt and fish so much that it makes me uncomfortable to buy meat at the grocery store. No interest in ever going to Africa, no interest in trophy hunting lions. I would, however, love to kill a grizzly bear with my bow so I guess you can call me an asshole for that.
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: Kaos on July 31, 2015, 02:02:06 AM
I don't care at all about this particular incident, if the guy did something intentionally illegal fudge him, if he didn't leave him alone. However, if you take the emotion out of it and think about it with strict logic using facts everyone that loves wild animals should love hunting. They should, in particular, want people to hunt whatever their favorite wild animal is.

Hunters  are the absolute best conservationists. In fact, hunters are so great at conserving wild populations of animals they make all other conservation efforts laughable. Making something "endangered" doesn't do shoot to ensure a species' survival, especially out in the asshole of nowhere like mosquitoplauge, Africa. Hunters are the reason wild populations of Rocky mountain elk, mule deer, blacktail deer, sitka deer, whitetail deer, Merriam's turkey, Osceola turkey, eastern turkey, goulds turkey, antelope, all the whatever sheep species, brown bears and black bears exist in the United States. Ducks unlimited is the reason there are real migratory ducks and wetlands around, not just shootty golf course pond ducks. This is just in the United States.

Wild animals ain't shoot in the face of human progress to most people. I am totally sure that if hunting wild African game wasn't a thing most of that shoot wouldn't exist to the extent it does now. The people over there have no interest in keeping populations of wild lions around. Lions eat them. They fudgeing hate being eaten, so by extension they hate lions.

The only people that voluntarily go to that godforsaken hellhole of a continent are missionaries, gold/diamond miners and hunters. I imagine the vast majority of infrastructure in that place comes from foreigners seeking gold and diamonds, spreading Jesus and killin' animals. Diamond miners and and missionaries don't care about animals. You stop legal trophy hunting? Native poachers kill all the animals and 1/3 of the money and infrastructure there dies. Trophy hunting is demonstrably better for the area than all the internet activism we first world countries can possibly muster.

You wanna save the tiger or black rhino? Let it be known that if rich assholes raise the money to grow a hunt-able wild population you'll let 'em kill some. Does that say something dark about human nature? Maybe. But we are hunter/gatherers. Its in our blood.

Full disclosure: I hunt and fish so much that it makes me uncomfortable to buy meat at the grocery store. No interest in ever going to Africa, no interest in trophy hunting lions. I would, however, love to kill a grizzly bear with my bow so I guess you can call me an asshole for that.

The argument that the best way to save animals is to murder them for sport defies any rational logic.  You're using "the hunter's excuse" to justify something -- trophy hunting -- that is abhorrent. 

And yes, if you really want to kill a grizzly bear just to say you did?  Asshole. 
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: smooth_operator on July 31, 2015, 03:26:03 AM
The argument that the best way to save animals is to murder them for sport defies any rational logic.  You're using "the hunter's excuse" to justify something -- trophy hunting -- that is abhorrent. 

And yes, if you really want to kill a grizzly bear just to say you did?  Asshole.

Uhm excuse me I'm going to eat it and hope it doesn't taste like hiker and make a kick ass rug. But if I legally did I would be spending several thousand dollars, most of which would either directly or indirectly flow into the maintenance of bear populations and their lands. Compare my money to a couple million facebook likes and shares about saving the grizzly and see which one actually helps.

Also I didn't justify anything. Made no claims of moral correctness at all. I just simply spoke about the way things are. Reality isn't necessarily just or moral it just is what it is. To me it is, in fact, morally incorrect to kill something you do not use, thus what most people think of as "trophy hunting" is wrong. Doesn't mean trophy hunters aren't doing all the things I mentioned in my post.

You can say it "denies rational logic" but I spoke absolute facts. If facts don't agree with your "logic" I suppose you need to adjust your logic because I cannot change facts. You can bitch and moan on the internets about the fate of the poor animals but I've done more to ensure that my state has wild game and lands this year than you've done your entire life. Hunters in the US are directly responsible for the vast majority of viable wild populations of game and the lands they thrive on.

Its sort of like capitalism. Its not what college kids and liberal hippies dream of but it is a system that works. Those lands and animals are preserved because they are useful, not because someone on reddit sort of likes the idea of them existing.
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: Catphish Tilly on July 31, 2015, 09:41:34 AM
The argument that the best way to save animals is to murder them for sport defies any rational logic.  You're using "the hunter's excuse" to justify something -- trophy hunting -- that is abhorrent. 

Actually, it defies no logic at all. Humans are driven to action by their personal desires. Responsible outdoorsmen appreciate the game they hunt and want to continue hunting it. Therefore they work to ensure their habitats and numbers support the ongoing flourishment of the species. But all that's been said before.
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 31, 2015, 09:58:33 AM
Different take on hunting that has nothing to do with Cecil the Lion or some diva 911 dispatcher.  Throughout college and a few years after, I was huge into whitetail deer hunting.  Had all the guns, all the gear, all the doe piss or whatever vile liquid we used to mask our filthy human scents.  I was living in Montgomery and Auburn during those years and me and my buddies had access to a lot of hunting land.  Got married and she took me and my balls down to LA.  Had access to hunting land down here too but after a few trips, I realized that "hunting" had little to do with the hunt and almost everything to do with getting together with my friends.  (Cue Deliverance movie quotes in 3...2...1...)

Very similar to golf for me.  In my former life when I worked for a company, the guys I worked with were constantly playing golf.  We'd rarely let 2 weeks go by without a round.  Left and opened my own business and I haven't played 3 rounds in almost 15 years.  It wasn't the golf.  It was drinking beer and talking shit.  Just like hunting. It was about throwing back shots of whiskey and shooting up anything that might have moved.  WOOOOOO WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO......   
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: GH2001 on July 31, 2015, 10:02:37 AM
Different take on hunting that has nothing to do with Cecil the Lion or some diva 911 dispatcher.  Throughout college and a few years after, I was huge into whitetail deer hunting.  Had all the guns, all the gear, all the doe piss or whatever vile liquid we used to mask our filthy human scents.  I was living in Montgomery and Auburn during those years and me and my buddies had access to a lot of hunting land.  Got married and she took me and my balls down to LA.  Had access to hunting land down here too but after a few trips, I realized that "hunting" had little to do with the hunt and almost everything to do with getting together with my friends.  (Cue Deliverance movie quotes in 3...2...1...)

Very similar to golf for me.  In my former life when I worked for a company, the guys I worked with were constantly playing golf.  We'd rarely let 2 weeks go by without a round.  Left and opened my own business and I haven't played 3 rounds in almost 15 years.  It wasn't the golf.  It was drinking beer and talking shit.  Just like hunting. It was about throwing back shots of whiskey and shooting up anything that might have moved.  WOOOOOO WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO......   

I'll take "you shore got a purdee mouth" for 200 Alex.
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: dallaswareagle on July 31, 2015, 10:12:40 AM
Different take on hunting that has nothing to do with Cecil the Lion or some diva 911 dispatcher.  Throughout college and a few years after, I was huge into whitetail deer hunting.  Had all the guns, all the gear, all the doe piss or whatever vile liquid we used to mask our filthy human scents.  I was living in Montgomery and Auburn during those years and me and my buddies had access to a lot of hunting land.  Got married and she took me and my balls down to LA.  Had access to hunting land down here too but after a few trips, I realized that "hunting" had little to do with the hunt and almost everything to do with getting together with my friends.  (Cue Deliverance movie quotes in 3...2...1...)

Very similar to golf for me.  In my former life when I worked for a company, the guys I worked with were constantly playing golf.  We'd rarely let 2 weeks go by without a round.  Left and opened my own business and I haven't played 3 rounds in almost 15 years.  It wasn't the golf.  It was drinking beer and talking shit.  Just like hunting. It was about throwing back shots of whiskey and shooting up anything that might have moved.  WOOOOOO WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO......   


The reason I play so much golf. But my buddies and I play also for the MAN competition. We play about 3 to 5 rounds a week. Taking the day off and playing 36 on Monday. Which will include the over priced Tour 18 but we have coupon for the round which brings it down to $35.00 I think.

I have killed a few golf balls and have one on my trophy wall. (Hole in one)
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: CCTAU on July 31, 2015, 10:32:03 AM
The argument that the best way to save animals is to murder them for sport defies any rational logic.  You're using "the hunter's excuse" to justify something -- trophy hunting -- that is abhorrent. 

And yes, if you really want to kill a grizzly bear just to say you did?  Asshole.

Probably one of your less intelligent posts. Emotions are clouding the issue.

If nothing illegal was done, then there is no issue here. Animals are killed all of the time in Africa. It is how they control the population. It matters not why. If it is not a paid hunter, it will be a government official.

The locals who live there did not even know there was an issue.
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: CCTAU on July 31, 2015, 10:40:47 AM
It was drinking beer and talking shit.  Just like hunting. It was about throwing back shots of whiskey and shooting up anything that might have moved.  WOOOOOO WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO......   

I'm glad you quit then. The stereotype of the ignorant drunk redneck hunter comes to mind.

Responsible hunting is more than that. But you know that.

I love to hunt. It does create more enjoyment when I am with family and friends. But I love the meat. No preservatives, no hormones, no drugs.

And the money I put into it goes directly to the preservation of many species.

I'm not a sport hunter. Never have been. But others are. And that is there thing. As long as they do not waste the meat, I'm fine with that.

Much more good come to the local people from a legal Cecil kill than does harm. If it was illegal, then by all means string the guy up. But pussified Americans really need to stay out of it. Let Zimbabwe take care of it. I don;t see anyone here trying to figure out how to feed, clothe, and vaccinate the people of Zimbabwe, so don't feign outrage over a single lion. 

Go PHS Lions!

See, I like lions.
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 31, 2015, 11:17:57 AM
I'm glad you quit then. The stereotype of the ignorant drunk redneck hunter comes to mind.

Responsible hunting is more than that. But you know that.

I love to hunt. It does create more enjoyment when I am with family and friends. But I love the meat. No preservatives, no hormones, no drugs.

And the money I put into it goes directly to the preservation of many species.

I'm not a sport hunter. Never have been. But others are. And that is there thing. As long as they do not waste the meat, I'm fine with that.

Much more good come to the local people from a legal Cecil kill than does harm. If it was illegal, then by all means string the guy up. But pussified Americans really need to stay out of it. Let Zimbabwe take care of it. I don;t see anyone here trying to figure out how to feed, clothe, and vaccinate the people of Zimbabwe, so don't feign outrage over a single lion. 

Go PHS Lions!

See, I like lions.

The part about the whiskey....it was, I say it was a joke, son.  I keep tossin' em' and you keep missin' em'. 


Nice boy but about as sharp as a sack of wet mice.
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: CCTAU on July 31, 2015, 11:24:33 AM
The part about the whiskey....it was, I say it was a joke, son.  I keep tossin' em' and you keep missin' em'. 


Nice boy but about as sharp as a sack of wet mice.

My part about the PHS Lions was a joke.

Your whiskey a male go-go comment was a tell tale sign...
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 31, 2015, 11:36:26 AM
My part about the PHS Lions was a joke.

Your whiskey a male go-go comment was a tell tale sign...

Look, the Supreme Court said it's okay.  It's now the American way.
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: WiregrassTiger on July 31, 2015, 01:06:14 PM

I like you, so I want you to know something. If you are ever mauled by a lion, it will be next to impossible for me to stop laughing.

I want to apologize in advance for laughing at your funeral, if this does happen. And that's assuming I have a blank social calendar on that day. Like that's going to happen.
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: jmar on July 31, 2015, 06:50:21 PM
Different take on hunting that has nothing to do with Cecil the Lion or some diva 911 dispatcher.  Throughout college and a few years after, I was huge into whitetail deer hunting.  Had all the guns, all the gear, all the doe piss or whatever vile liquid we used to mask our filthy human scents.  I was living in Montgomery and Auburn during those years and me and my buddies had access to a lot of hunting land.  Got married and she took me and my balls down to LA.  Had access to hunting land down here too but after a few trips, I realized that "hunting" had little to do with the hunt and almost everything to do with getting together with my friends.  (Cue Deliverance movie quotes in 3...2...1...)

Very similar to golf for me.  In my former life when I worked for a company, the guys I worked with were constantly playing golf.  We'd rarely let 2 weeks go by without a round.  Left and opened my own business and I haven't played 3 rounds in almost 15 years.  It wasn't the golf.  It was drinking beer and talking shit.  Just like hunting. It was about throwing back shots of whiskey and shooting up anything that might have moved.  WOOOOOO WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO......   
Similar outcome for me.
Hunting required a bunch of gear often in shitty weather maybe even with an overnight stay.
Golf however was perfect for me.
 
I mean: where else but a golf course can you be fairly close to home in good weather, drink beer and gamble... all away from the wife?
It's the perfect game!

BTW, talking shit isn't considered part of the hobby. 
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: Godfather on August 03, 2015, 09:38:34 AM
Different take on hunting that has nothing to do with Cecil the Lion or some diva 911 dispatcher.  Throughout college and a few years after, I was huge into whitetail deer hunting.  Had all the guns, all the gear, all the doe piss or whatever vile liquid we used to mask our filthy human scents.  I was living in Montgomery and Auburn during those years and me and my buddies had access to a lot of hunting land.  Got married and she took me and my balls down to LA.  Had access to hunting land down here too but after a few trips, I realized that "hunting" had little to do with the hunt and almost everything to do with getting together with my friends.  (Cue Deliverance movie quotes in 3...2...1...)

Very similar to golf for me.  In my former life when I worked for a company, the guys I worked with were constantly playing golf.  We'd rarely let 2 weeks go by without a round.  Left and opened my own business and I haven't played 3 rounds in almost 15 years.  It wasn't the golf.  It was drinking beer and talking shit.  Just like hunting. It was about throwing back shots of whiskey and shooting up anything that might have moved.  WOOOOOO WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO......   

I thought you quit golf because you kept losing your balls?
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 03, 2015, 10:00:46 AM
I thought you quit golf because you kept losing your balls?

Well, that did have something to do with it.  Every time I played a course with any water on it, I just couldn't avoid hitting at least.......saaayyy, that's not what you meant, was it?
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: JR4AU on August 04, 2015, 02:29:19 PM
I'm glad you quit then. The stereotype of the ignorant drunk redneck hunter comes to mind.

Responsible hunting is more than that. But you know that.

I love to hunt. It does create more enjoyment when I am with family and friends. But I love the meat. No preservatives, no hormones, no drugs.

And the money I put into it goes directly to the preservation of many species.

I'm not a sport hunter. Never have been. But others are. And that is there thing. As long as they do not waste the meat, I'm fine with that.

Much more good come to the local people from a legal Cecil kill than does harm. If it was illegal, then by all means string the guy up. But pussified Americans really need to stay out of it. Let Zimbabwe take care of it. I don;t see anyone here trying to figure out how to feed, clothe, and vaccinate the people of Zimbabwe, so don't feign outrage over a single lion. 

Go PHS Lions!

See, I like lions.

Agree on hunting.  To each his own if you like it or don't, it's a matter of individual tastes as long as it's done legally.

I've known guys like this dentist.  They are not "hunters".  They have money to burn, they decide they want a trophy wombat and call somebody in New Zealand and say "how much for a trophy wombat?"  Enterprising guide says "bazillion dollars and you get your pick of trophy wombats".    Now, good sense would tell most folks that "hunting" isn't that easy for most things that would be a trophy, but our guy with more money than sense isn't really interested in the hunt, he's interested in the trophy and doesn't ask questions.   Truth is our wombat hunter would be happy to have it chained to the tarmac when he lands, kill it shooting from the widow of the plane,  never have to set foot on New Zealand soil, go home and have the skin Fed Ex'd home. Whether this dentist KNEW or should have known that the hunt's legality was questionable is up for debate.  I lean towards he should have probably known, if not full on ok'd whatever tactics it took to get it a "black maned MGM trophy" lion.  He probably did enough to maintain plausible deniability.  That said, there are unethical guides in Africa, and it's possible he was taken...I don't think that's the case...but it's possible.  If they can prove he knew, or even should have known, then he should be prosecuted.  At the very least, when they found the dead lion and it had a tracking collar they tried to destroy, then he knew something was up then, and he engaged in cover up.  That in and of itself is foul play.   
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: Godfather on August 04, 2015, 02:47:10 PM
He probably did enough to maintain plausible deniability.  That said, there are unethical guides in Africa, and it's possible he was taken...I don't think that's the case...but it's possible.  If they can prove he knew, or even should have known, then he should be prosecuted.  At the very least, when they found the dead lion and it had a tracking collar they tried to destroy, then he knew something was up then, and he engaged in cover up.  That in and of itself is foul play.   

Add to the fact that I find it hard to believe they noticed the tracking collar after they removed the lions head and skinned it? BTW no one will be prosecuted in this, they will all bribe their way out.  The landowner is some relative of a judge over there.  Nothing will come of it.
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: JR4AU on August 04, 2015, 03:06:33 PM
Add to the fact that I find it hard to believe they noticed the tracking collar after they removed the lions head and skinned it? BTW no one will be prosecuted in this, they will all bribe their way out.  The landowner is some relative of a judge over there.  Nothing will come of it.

You may be correct on prosecution over there, but they're attempting to do it here based on the fact that the planning was done here.  Honestly, the hysteria over Cecil the lion's death is purely an American deal.  The people in Africa don't give a shit.  It's just another lion as far as they're concerned, but hey may very well get him here on that far reaching Federal statute.  I would like to see guys like him given pause on scheduling "canned hunts" due to being prosecuted.   If anybody might be discouraged from breaking a law for fear of prosecution, it's guys like this. 
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: GH2001 on August 04, 2015, 07:34:54 PM
You may be correct on prosecution over there, but they're attempting to do it here based on the fact that the planning was done here.  Honestly, the hysteria over Cecil the lion's death is purely an American deal.  The people in Africa don't give a shit.  It's just another lion as far as they're concerned, but hey may very well get him here on that far reaching Federal statute.  I would like to see guys like him given pause on scheduling "canned hunts" due to being prosecuted.   If anybody might be discouraged from breaking a law for fear of prosecution, it's guys like this.

Sorry but it WAS just another lion. Circle of life, nature. It's a cruel bitch.

Bigger fish to fry in the world right now.
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: chinook on August 04, 2015, 08:15:10 PM

Bigger fish to fry in the world right now.

Whale?
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: JR4AU on August 04, 2015, 08:58:25 PM
Sorry but it WAS just another lion. Circle of life, nature. It's a cruel bitch.

Bigger fish to fry in the world right now.

Yep
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: JR4AU on August 04, 2015, 08:59:16 PM
Whale?

Tastes like spotted owl.
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: DnATL on August 04, 2015, 09:08:37 PM
Sorry but it WAS just another lion. Circle of life, nature. It's a cruel bitch.

Bigger fish to fry in the world right now.
Whale?
Is that where Thlirra run off to?
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: GH2001 on August 05, 2015, 09:38:50 AM
Whale?

Its a mammal, but yeah sure. We wouldnt be hungry for a while.
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: chinook on August 05, 2015, 09:41:09 AM
Its a mammal, but yeah sure. We wouldnt be hungry for a while.

whatever.

i was a marine biologist.
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: dallaswareagle on August 05, 2015, 10:17:11 AM
Sorry but it WAS just another lion. Circle of life, nature. It's a cruel bitch.

Bigger fish to fry in the world right now.


I hope my circle of life doesn't include getting shot so MF'er can hang my head on the wall.

That would be most unkeen.
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: chinook on August 05, 2015, 10:36:16 AM
Sorry but it WAS just another lion. Circle of life, nature. It's a cruel bitch.


i'm not sure if serious.

i was hoping to get back to this earlier but data service has been a hit and miss up in the tree.

is so, i completely disagree with the ignorance on display here.   circle of life, nature...whatever.  it was a hunt...a paid hunt.   there isn't anything regarding circle of life, nature about this hunt. 

secondly, regarding your statement it WAS just another lion.  the thing is...it wasn't. lion populations are threatened and will continue to decline.  it wouldn't surprise me if the African lion doesn't warrant an endangered tag in the next decade.

i'll put "it WAS just another lion" in a different light though, perhaps closer to home...

[forget status of the animal...it isn't in play] let's say you got invited to go on a bird hunt, but not just any old crow hunt.  it was a bird of prey hunt...an adventure in the forests of Auburn, AL and knew it was an opportunity to bag a Golden Eagle. 

bam! bam! 

you've downed this remarkable predator. 

but it turns out it wasn't just any other Golden Eagle but Nova... the War FUCKING Eagle VII.  you didn't know...fine but whoever guided you on this hunt knew.  released [stole] it from a captive state, ripped the identification tag off, led it to the forest you were hunting, and spotted it for you. 

you destroyed a symbol.  a mascot.  a kid's delight.  a study of research.  a stud for conservation.

anyway...
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: CCTAU on August 05, 2015, 12:19:40 PM
i'm not sure if serious.

i was hoping to get back to this earlier but data service has been a hit and miss up in the tree.

is so, i completely disagree with the ignorance on display here.   circle of life, nature...whatever.  it was a hunt...a paid hunt.   there isn't anything regarding circle of life, nature about this hunt. 

secondly, regarding your statement it WAS just another lion.  the thing is...it wasn't. lion populations are threatened and will continue to decline.  it wouldn't surprise me if the African lion doesn't warrant an endangered tag in the next decade.

i'll put "it WAS just another lion" in a different light though, perhaps closer to home...

[forget status of the animal...it isn't in play] let's say you got invited to go on a bird hunt, but not just any old crow hunt.  it was a bird of prey hunt...an adventure in the forests of Auburn, AL and knew it was an opportunity to bag a Golden Eagle. 

bam! bam! 

you've downed this remarkable predator. 

but it turns out it wasn't just any other Golden Eagle but Nova... the War FUCKING Eagle VII.  you didn't know...fine but whoever guided you on this hunt knew.  released [stole] it from a captive state, ripped the identification tag off, led it to the forest you were hunting, and spotted it for you. 

you destroyed a symbol.  a mascot.  a kid's delight.  a study of research.  a stud for conservation.

anyway...

And I must ask if the drivel you posted above was truly serious.

Eagles in this country have been protected wince 1940. It is illegal to just about touch an eagle. So your whole diatribe is moot.


The circle of life includes humans. Lions are not endangered and in some parts of the world are a nuisance. You know, like killing and eating people! So what if it was a paid hunt. The permits allowed are to control the population of lions. Got a permit, a lions gonna die. If not a paid hunter bringing money in for the locals, then it will be some hired gun by the government. And the locals don't get squat.  As long as it was done within the confines of the law, why do you care. The locals certainly do not. And the fact that it was an old lion was even better. As lions get older, they lose privilege within the pride. Then they have to hunt their own food, including people.

I love how peoples' hearts are just crying over this damn lion when the little kids that are living in the village next door are dieing of disease and hunger.

Holy shit people, its a damn lion. They are not endangered and the guy had a tag. If the guide did anything illegal, then stick it to him.


And the lion population is not threatened and declining due to hunting, they are losing their habitat daily due to people. If you want to save the lion, send money for contraceptives.


So yes, it was just another lion; just like the other five elephants killed the same week and countless other animals killed during the same time frame. All under permit from the Zimbabwe government.


I hear you'll have a higher rate of success saving the whales....
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: CCTAU on August 05, 2015, 12:22:31 PM

I hope my circle of life doesn't include getting shot so MF'er can hang my head on the wall.

That would be most unkeen.

I think you misunderstand the circle of life. You would not be on somebody's wall. You would be processed in a pile of lion shit.

Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: War Eagle!!! on August 05, 2015, 12:32:51 PM

Holy shit people, its a damn lion. They are not endangered and the guy had a tag. If the guide did anything illegal, then stick it to him.

So yes, it was just another lion; just like the other five elephants killed the same week and countless other animals killed during the same time frame.

Holy shit Auburn fans, it's a damn tree. It's not like you can't plant another damn tree in the same damn spot...
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 05, 2015, 12:37:03 PM
A giraffe? Better mount that thing in a room with a retractable skylight.
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: CCTAU on August 05, 2015, 12:50:53 PM
Holy shit Auburn fans, it's a damn tree. It's not like you can't plant another damn tree in the same damn spot...

You have to be one stupid ass person to write this. (or maybe I missed the joke)

Here, a native sums it up for people like you:

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/08/05/opinion/in-zimbabwe-we-dont-cry-for-lions.html?action=click&pgtype=Homepage&module=opinion-c-col-left-region&region=opinion-c-col-left-region&WT.nav=opinion-c-col-left-region&_r=1 (http://www.nytimes.com/2015/08/05/opinion/in-zimbabwe-we-dont-cry-for-lions.html?action=click&pgtype=Homepage&module=opinion-c-col-left-region&region=opinion-c-col-left-region&WT.nav=opinion-c-col-left-region&_r=1)
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: dallaswareagle on August 05, 2015, 12:58:36 PM
I think you misunderstand the circle of life. You would not be on somebody's wall. You would be processed in a pile of lion shit.


Ok, that makes the wall mount look better. Thanks
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 05, 2015, 01:10:14 PM
I'm cool with most hunting. Probably the traditional types that I was raised on.  Whitetail deer, dove, turkey. etc.  And yes, with most types of hunting around this region of the country, hunters will eat what they kill and it is in fact, managed to keep the animal populations in check.  Not as keen on the trophy hunting of animals like lions and yes, giraffes. These hunters don't care squat about conservation, helping the economy of Bumfuck Africa or anything other than killing an exotic animal so they can get their picture made, then stuff it and hang it on the wall. Legal or not, there's just something inherently wrong with it.

Now, I will call my own damn self out for my hip-poc-krassy.  I love saltwater fishing.  Caught many a sailfish.  Always catch and release.  But if I ever get the opportunity to reel in a 500 pound blue marlin.....that bitch is going on my office wall...quick!   
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: AUJarhead on August 05, 2015, 01:12:12 PM
Now, I will call my own damn self out for my hip-poc-krassy.  I love saltwater fishing.  Caught many a sailfish.  Always catch and release.  But if I ever get the opportunity to reel in a 500 pound blue marlin.....that bitch is going on my office wall...quick!   

Big difference in my mind between you fighting with a 500lb fish and you baiting a lion to come out of their protected sanctuary so you can shoot it.
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 05, 2015, 01:15:14 PM
Big difference in my mind between you fighting with a 500lb fish and you baiting a lion to come out of their protected sanctuary so you can shoot it.

You speak in troofs.
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: chinook on August 05, 2015, 01:24:15 PM
you completely missed the point i was making on how this hunt went down.

And I must ask if the drivel you posted above was truly serious.  yeah.

Eagles in this country have been protected wince 1940. It is illegal to just about touch an eagle. So your whole diatribe is moot. [i prefaced this in my post and no my point isn't moot]


The circle of life includes humans. Lions are not endangered and in some parts of the world are a nuisance. [never said they were endangered and you really should consider reading some facts and figures regarding the big cats worldwide] You know, like killing and eating people! So what if it was a paid hunt. The permits allowed are to control the population of lions [wrong] Got a permit, a lions gonna die. If not a paid hunter bringing money in for the locals, then it will be some hired gun by the government. And the locals don't get squat. [really, you really think the locals are getting a piece regardless if so it's a like giving the local drunk a penny]  As long as it was done within the confines of the law, why do you care. The locals certainly do not. And the fact that it was an old lion was even better. As lions get older, they lose privilege within the pride. Then they have to hunt their own food, including people.

I love how peoples' hearts are just crying over this damn lion when the little kids that are living in the village next door are dieing of disease and hunger. [i think michael jackson covered this in the '80's]

Holy shit people, its a damn lion. They are not endangered and the guy had a tag. If the guide did anything illegal, then stick it to him. [like i said it isn't "just" a lion]


And the lion population is not threatened and declining due to hunting, they are losing their habitat daily due to people.[i don't disagree (and this isn't necessarily the only thing either) here but illegal means of thinning out the population isn't accordance with my beliefs] If you want to save the lion, send money for contraceptives.

So yes, it was just another lion; just like the other five elephants killed the same week and countless other animals killed during the same time frame. All under permit from the Zimbabwe government. [no, it wasn't just any lion]


I hear you'll have a higher rate of success saving the whales....

you really should stop licking your block of salt...it is effecting the way you think.  oh i forgot you can't think on your own.  we established this before. 

Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: CCTAU on August 05, 2015, 01:46:50 PM
you completely missed the point i was making on how this hunt went down.

you really should stop licking your block of salt...it is effecting the way you think.  oh i forgot you can't think on your own.  we established this before.



http://www.nytimes.com/2015/08/05/opinion/in-zimbabwe-we-dont-cry-for-lions.html?action=click&pgtype=Homepage&module=opinion-c-col-left-region&region=opinion-c-col-left-region&WT.nav=opinion-c-col-left-region&_r=1 (http://www.nytimes.com/2015/08/05/opinion/in-zimbabwe-we-dont-cry-for-lions.html?action=click&pgtype=Homepage&module=opinion-c-col-left-region&region=opinion-c-col-left-region&WT.nav=opinion-c-col-left-region&_r=1)
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: chinook on August 05, 2015, 01:53:32 PM


http://www.nytimes.com/2015/08/05/opinion/in-zimbabwe-we-dont-cry-for-lions.html?action=click&pgtype=Homepage&module=opinion-c-col-left-region&region=opinion-c-col-left-region&WT.nav=opinion-c-col-left-region&_r=1 (http://www.nytimes.com/2015/08/05/opinion/in-zimbabwe-we-dont-cry-for-lions.html?action=click&pgtype=Homepage&module=opinion-c-col-left-region&region=opinion-c-col-left-region&WT.nav=opinion-c-col-left-region&_r=1)

you frustrate me. 

Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: chinook on August 05, 2015, 02:04:55 PM
Quote
Why Cecil the Lion Was So Popular With People

"Large, powerful, but regal," Cecil was known for being comfortable around humans—and simply for having a name, say those that knew him.

For more than a decade, visitors to Zimbabwe's Hwange National Park would notice that one lion stood out from the rest—an enormous male with a long, shaggy black mane. The lion so endeared himself to tourists that he was given a name: Cecil.

These days, following the international uproar over his killing death, you'd be hard-pressed to find someone who hasn't heard of Cecil.

But lions have been killed by trophy hunters before and surely will be again. So what was it about Cecil that struck a chord with the international community?

"Cecil was the ultimate lion," says Brent Stapelkamp, a field researcher with Oxford University's Wildlife Conservation Research Unit (WildCRU), who knew Cecil perhaps better than anyone else."He was everything that a lion represents to us as humans," Stapelkamp says. "He was large, powerful, but regal at the same time."

And Cecil was close to humans, too. Stapelkamp has been studying the lion since 2008, and Cecil and his pride had been part of an ongoing research project with Oxford since 1999.

Indeed, part of what made Cecil such a favorite among tourists on safari was the way he became accustomed to people.

Stapelkamp says Cecil would allow vehicles to get close to him, sometimes within just 30 feet (about 10 meters), "which made photography and research very easy."


Stapelkamp once found Cecil and around 20 other lions from his pride feeding on the carcass of an elephant. It was a banner day for observation, and he remembers taking over 500 photos.



"He was receiving a lot of attention from both his females and his cubs," Stapelkamp remembers. (See "Opinion: Why Are We Still Hunting Lions?")

"He later fell asleep on the carcass with his head on the elephant's chest while the rest shared the meal."

Cecil wasn't just a good photo op.

"The collaring of lions like Cecil have given us a vast amount of knowledge about lions and their behavior in the environment," says Stapelkamp.

For instance, tracking the lions of Hwange National Park revealed that some of the animals range over long distances—even swimming across rivers that get in the way.

Stapelkamp says one of the WildCRU-collared lions traveled around 150 miles (240 kilometers) from Hwange National Park to the city of Livingstone, across the border in Zambia. It seems the lion attempted to swim across the Zambezi River, which is notorious for its white-water rapids.



"He was washed 400 meters [nearly a quarter mile] downstream before he could get out," says Stapelkamp. (See National Geographic's lion pictures.)

By studying these animals, WildCRU hopes to better understand the threats they face in the wild and learn how to mitigate them.

WildCRU also runs an anti-poaching team, a local conservation-themed theater group, and an education campaign that targets schoolchildren.

The Oxford project also works with local farmers to find ways to coexist with lions, and partners with Long Shields Lion Guardians, a program led by Stapelkamp to lessen conflicts between people and lions.

Luke Dollar, program director for National Geographic's Big Cats Initiative, says he remembers Cecil for the sheer fact that he had a name, which was unusual.

When animals become well known to people, as Cecil did, it "becomes easier to relate to them and communicate their tales, which creates an additional draw for tourism and human interest," Dollar says.

Lions are at the top of every safari tourist's wish list, and Cecil's iconic status alone probably helped generate hundreds of thousands of dollars in tourism each year.

Even in death, Cecil's impact on global big-cat conservation cannot be underestimated, he notes. (See "Can Lion Trophy Hunting Support Conservation?")

But "one of my greatest fears is that, in light of recent events, would-be visitors and ecotourists might refrain from visiting Zimbabwe or other African countries and parks where big cats are also readily seen," says Dollar.

"Doing so would cause an even greater loss of economic justifications for protection of wildlife."

Link (http://news.nationalgeographic.com/2015/07/150730-cecil-lion-africa-hunting-science-animals/)

tit for tat
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: CCTAU on August 05, 2015, 02:07:58 PM
Link (http://news.nationalgeographic.com/2015/07/150730-cecil-lion-africa-hunting-science-animals/)

tit for tat

Not really. This is a guy whose funding came from studying the lion.

That is like asking the fox should you put a lock on the hen house!
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 05, 2015, 02:09:40 PM
I like tits
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: dallaswareagle on August 05, 2015, 02:10:25 PM
I like tits


Yup, me too.
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: Godfather on August 05, 2015, 03:58:01 PM
I'm cool with most hunting. Probably the traditional types that I was raised on.  Whitetail deer, dove, turkey. etc.  And yes, with most types of hunting around this region of the country, hunters will eat what they kill and it is in fact, managed to keep the animal populations in check.  Not as keen on the trophy hunting of animals like lions and yes, giraffes. These hunters don't care squat about conservation, helping the economy of Bumfuck Africa or anything other than killing an exotic animal so they can get their picture made, then stuff it and hang it on the wall. Legal or not, there's just something inherently wrong with it.

Now, I will call my own damn self out for my hip-poc-krassy.  I love saltwater fishing.  Caught many a sailfish.  Always catch and release.  But if I ever get the opportunity to reel in a 500 pound blue marlin.....that bitch is going on my office wall...quick!   

Yeah but you also release the 500lb Marlin.  You can't eat them you take a picture and the taxidermist creates one for you, same with any fish no one uses the real fish as a mount anymore.
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: dallaswareagle on August 05, 2015, 04:07:54 PM
Yeah but you also release the 500lb Marlin.  You can't eat them you take a picture and the taxidermist creates one for you, same with any fish no one uses the real fish as a mount anymore.


Like his ball?
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 05, 2015, 04:18:38 PM
Yeah but you also release the 500lb Marlin.  You can't eat them you take a picture and the taxidermist creates one for you, same with any fish no one uses the real fish as a mount anymore.

I'll mount you, you sexy bitch. 

Did not know they didn't use any part of the fish.  Never caught anything that I considered having mounted.  That's cool.  I'd rather not tote his big ass back to shore anyway, unless I was in a tourney.  BTW, at the Emerald Coast Blue Marlin Classic this past June in Destin, they brought in a 900 pound blue marlin, which was by far a tournament record. I was going that night to the weigh in but there was so much traffic, you had to park a couple of miles away and take a tram.  I said frick it.  Wish I had gone now.   
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: Godfather on August 05, 2015, 04:27:59 PM
I don't hunt, but I have many friends who do and have eaten my fair share of deer meat.  I have no problems with hunting.  I have no problems with big game hunting except for the fact that most of the time the meat is wasted, so I don't really get it. I find the hypocrisy amazing based on what others have said regarding the outroar of killing a lion vs the fact that numerous citizens of that country are killed every year, not to mention abortion being legal.

However, I am actually surprised by your stance CCTAU.  I get that you are a hunter. But to me what he did wasn't hunting.  Sitting in a tree stand waiting for your animal to come out.. setting up decoys and blinds that's hunting.  I equivocate this particular hunt to me going to a zoo and shooting a monkey in a cage.  Where's the thrill of the hunt? The adventure?  I can go to my local supermarket and buy fresh fish, but I enjoy going fishing.  It seems to me you are just taking the stance against this particular item because all of the liberals and hollywood seem to be in an uproar about it.   

Here's the thing this wasn't just any lion like you said.  If it was just any lion you wouldn't have heard a peep about it.  I don't know that this Dentist knew that the hunt was illegal, but I can guarantee you at some point he did and yet he still took his trophy.  For a guy that was involved in prior issues with hunting and has gone on a lot of african safaris, something sure smells funny.
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: chinook on August 05, 2015, 04:38:07 PM
I'll mount you, you sexy bitch. 

Did not know they didn't use any part of the fish.  Never caught anything that I considered having mounted.  That's cool.  I'd rather not tote his big ass back to shore anyway, unless I was in a tourney.  BTW, at the Emerald Coast Blue Marlin Classic this past June in Destin, they brought in a 900 pound blue marlin, which was by far a tournament record. I was going that night to the weigh in but there was so much traffic, you had to park a couple of miles away and take a tram.  I said frick it.  Wish I had gone now.


pffft...rookie.
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: chinook on August 05, 2015, 04:39:28 PM
btw....there are one too many mounts on this board.
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: Godfather on August 05, 2015, 04:43:44 PM
btw....there are one too many mounts on this board.
There is only one mount I'd like to mount.
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 05, 2015, 05:05:30 PM
There is only one mount I'd like to mount.

You need to flush that talk. That's not sanitary.
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: AUJarhead on August 05, 2015, 05:18:15 PM
There is only one mount I'd like to mount.

Nobody mounts Mount.  Mount does the mounting.
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 05, 2015, 05:23:21 PM
Nobody mounts Mount.  Mount does the mounting.

Listen to this man.  He knows.






Not sure how he knows, but he says it with confidence.
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: Buzz Killington on August 05, 2015, 05:45:05 PM
Nobody mounts Mount.  Mount does the mounting.

You have a lot of ties, Ty.
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: DnATL on August 05, 2015, 10:15:23 PM
I'll mount you, you sexy bitch. 

Did not know they didn't use any part of the fish.  Never caught anything that I considered having mounted.  That's cool.  I'd rather not tote his big ass back to shore anyway, unless I was in a tourney.  BTW, at the Emerald Coast Blue Marlin Classic this past June in Destin, they brought in a 900 pound blue marlin, which was by far a tournament record. I was going that night to the weigh in but there was so much traffic, you had to park a couple of miles away and take a tram.  I said frick it.  Wish I had gone now.
So your brother-in-law went?

I don't hunt, but I have many friends who do and have eaten my fair share of deer meat.
Sort of how VV hunts men?  (He kills them inside, slowly)
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: Catphish Tilly on August 06, 2015, 08:50:42 AM
BTW, at the Emerald Coast Blue Marlin Classic this past June in Destin, they brought in a 900 pound blue marlin, which was by far a tournament record. I was going that night to the weigh in but there was so much traffic, you had to park a couple of miles away and take a tram.  I said frick it.  Wish I had gone now.

I find the hypocrisy of your caviler attitude toward the public lynching and display of Marty the Marlin disgusting, sir.
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: GH2001 on August 06, 2015, 08:55:08 AM
Big difference in my mind between you fighting with a 500lb fish and you baiting a lion to come out of their protected sanctuary so you can shoot it.

In a 100% nature driven world, we wouldnt have a "protected sanctuary". Humans are their own worst enemy sometimes. Build it up to tear it down...rinse and repeat.
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: War Eagle!!! on August 06, 2015, 08:57:05 AM
In a 100% nature driven world, we wouldnt have a "protected sanctuary". Humans are their own worst enemy sometimes. Build it up to tear it down...rinse and repeat.

We wouldn't have murder of other humans either...but...
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: Saniflush on August 06, 2015, 09:10:36 AM
We wouldn't have murder of other humans either...but...

Yes we would....Sometimes by my own two hands.
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: AUJarhead on August 06, 2015, 09:11:52 AM
Yes we would....Sometimes by my own two hands.

If it's dumb co-workers, I think it's lawful.
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: WiregrassTiger on August 06, 2015, 09:23:42 AM
Damn, I had a lot of catching up to do in this thread but I think I've pretty much got it.

Correct me if I'm wrong but although it gets somewhat muddled, it pretty much comes down to: all of the guys that support the lion are on one side and on the other side is those of us who like pussy?
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: Catphish Tilly on August 06, 2015, 09:46:47 AM
Damn, I had a lot of catching up to do in this thread but I think I've pretty much got it.

Correct me if I'm wrong but although it gets somewhat muddled, it pretty much comes down to: all of the guys that support the lion are on one side and on the other side is those of us who like pussy?

Yeah, plus now there's a fish involved and somehow everything is tied back to a 911 operator. These sissies really know how to derail a topic.
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 06, 2015, 10:01:10 AM
Damn, I had a lot of catching up to do in this thread but I think I've pretty much got it.

Correct me if I'm wrong but although it gets somewhat muddled, it pretty much comes down to: all of the guys that support the lion are on one side and on the other side is those of us who like pussy?

Well, Nuke's scared because his eyelids are jammed and his old man's here. We need a live... is it a live rooster? We need a live rooster to take the curse off Jose's glove and nobody seems to know what to get Millie or Jimmy for their wedding present. Is that about right? We're dealing with a lot of shit.
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: CCTAU on August 06, 2015, 10:36:18 AM
However, I am actually surprised by your stance CCTAU.  I get that you are a hunter. But to me what he did wasn't hunting.  Sitting in a tree stand waiting for your animal to come out.. setting up decoys and blinds that's hunting.  I equivocate this particular hunt to me going to a zoo and shooting a monkey in a cage.  Where's the thrill of the hunt? The adventure?  I can go to my local supermarket and buy fresh fish, but I enjoy going fishing.  It seems to me you are just taking the stance against this particular item because all of the liberals and hollywood seem to be in an uproar about it.   

Here's the thing this wasn't just any lion like you said.  If it was just any lion you wouldn't have heard a peep about it.  I don't know that this Dentist knew that the hunt was illegal, but I can guarantee you at some point he did and yet he still took his trophy.  For a guy that was involved in prior issues with hunting and has gone on a lot of african safaris, something sure smells funny.

My stance is, and has been, if the hunt was legal, then let it go.

There has been no definitive proof that anything illegal was done. "That damn Zimmerman is just a racist killer."

If it was illegal, bust his ass.

Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: chinook on August 06, 2015, 12:20:46 PM
My stance is, and has been, if the hunt was legal, then let it go.

There has been no definitive proof that anything illegal was done. "That damn Zimmerman is just a racist killer."

If it was illegal, bust his ass.

regardless of being legal or not...it wasn't just a lion.  it was a well known lion much like our beloved Nova or Spirit or Toomer's Live Oaks.   for me this isn't a story about whether big game hunting should or shouldn't happen, starving Africans, decreasing lion populations, vegetarianism or stroking fucking trees. 

the hunt lured the lion out of a national park.  shot with an arrow.  later tracked.  shot dead.  collar removed. 

 
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 06, 2015, 12:33:49 PM
regardless of being legal or not...it wasn't just a lion.  it was a well known lion much like our beloved Nova or Spirit or Toomer's Live Oaks.   for me this isn't a story about whether big game hunting should or shouldn't happen, starving Africans, decreasing lion populations, vegetarianism or stroking fucking trees. 

the hunt lured the lion out of a national park.  shot with an arrow.  later tracked.  shot dead.  collar removed. 

 

Exactly how do you stroke a fucking tree?  Even if you had said "Fucking stroke a tree" it would still conjure up some weird images.  I've heard of hugging a tree but taking it to the level of stroking it is kind of kinky.
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: wesfau2 on August 06, 2015, 01:06:43 PM
My stance is, and has been, if the hunt was legal, then let it go.

There has been no definitive proof that anything illegal was done. "That damn Zimmerman is just a racist killer."

If it was illegal, bust his ass.

I'm actually with CCTAU on this issue: if it was a legal hunt, then your issues are with Zimbabwean laws; if it was an illegal hunt, then extradite his dumb dental ass and let them sort it out.
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: Catphish Tilly on August 06, 2015, 02:26:34 PM
regardless of being legal or not...it wasn't just a lion.  it was a well known lion much like our beloved Nova or Spirit or Toomer's Live Oaks.   

Difference being of course, that those examples are all treasured here in our own homeland, beloved by those local and even somewhat by a national population that can at least appreciate them.

If you're rich enough to travel to Africa and embark on a Zimbabwe safari, this lion may have in fact been well-known to you. I don't know.

I do know however that Zimbabweans could GAF about a lion.
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: chinook on August 06, 2015, 02:55:51 PM
Difference being of course, that those examples are all treasured here in our own homeland, beloved by those local and even somewhat by a national population that can at least appreciate them.

If you're rich enough to travel to Africa and embark on a Zimbabwe safari, this lion may have in fact been well-known to you. I don't know.

I do know however that Zimbabweans could GAF about a lion.

Much like certain (perhaps most) Alabama fans who could give a shit about a tree. 

And probably most Americans have neither heard of Cecil nor our beloved mascot or trees.

Sure our mascots are held close to home but I think this garners a worldwide affection towards creatures, plants, artifacts that should be treasured. 

My speculation is that more people visited Cecil the Lion as folks visit our Raptor Center. 

I find the story intriguing and close to home on my views regarding conservation.

Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 06, 2015, 02:57:53 PM
Difference being of course, that those examples are all treasured here in our own homeland, beloved by those local and even somewhat by a national population that can at least appreciate them.

If you're rich enough to travel to Africa and embark on a Zimbabwe safari, this lion may have in fact been well-known to you. I don't know.

I do know however that Zimbabweans could GAF about a lion.

Zimbabweans?  Could it be Zimbabweites or Zimbabwoninans?
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: Catphish Tilly on August 06, 2015, 03:15:19 PM
Much like certain (perhaps most) Alabama fans who could give a shoot about a tree. 

And probably most Americans have neither heard of Cecil nor our beloved mascot or trees.

Sure our mascots are held close to home but I think this garners a worldwide affection towards creatures, plants, artifacts that should be treasured. 

My speculation is that more people visited Cecil the Lion as folks visit our Raptor Center. 

I find the story intriguing and close to home on my views regarding conservation.

I respect your personal views on conservation. I likely share them more closely than most on this thread. I simply don't share the lynch mob mentality of those standing on Mufasa's sideline, ruining the life of a man who - far all we know right now - is innocent. Prove guilt and I'm a full supporter of due punishment. Just prove it first.
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: Catphish Tilly on August 06, 2015, 03:16:31 PM
Zimbabweans?  Could it be Zimbabweites or Zimbabwoninans?

Listen, as a fluent Zimbabweanise speaker, trust me.
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: chinook on August 06, 2015, 03:20:59 PM
I simply don't share the lynch mob mentality of those standing on Mufasa's sideline, ruining the life of a man who - far all we know right now - is innocent. Prove guilt and I'm a full supporter of due punishment. Just prove it first.

I agree.  I've never shared my thoughts on the public outcry.
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: WiregrassTiger on August 06, 2015, 03:24:17 PM
Wait...did Harvey Updyke have a permit to kill trees?
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 06, 2015, 03:28:09 PM
Listen, as a fluent Zimbabweanise speaker, trust me.

I ordered my Rosetta Stone Zimbabweanise language kit this past Tuesday.
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: chinook on August 06, 2015, 03:41:40 PM
I ordered my Rosetta Stone Zimbabweanise language kit this past Tuesday.

 :bowl:
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: CCTAU on August 06, 2015, 04:08:39 PM
Wait...did Harvey Updyke have a permit to kill trees?

Don't confused the issue with legality. Its about how it all makes me "feel"!

The only people who know Cecil were the ones that paid to see a lion and were told his name, or the ones that were getting paid to study him.

I assure you that if Cecil had strode through a local village, they sure as hell could care less what his name was.
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: GH2001 on August 06, 2015, 04:30:54 PM
We wouldn't have murder of other humans either...but...

Bad analogy. Very bad.

Problem is, there is a lot of real information out there pertaining to this case. Its just getting glossed over by all the emotionally charged rhetoric. People really need to let some facts play out here before getting their vaginas all huffy. No one is arguing with you guys that unethical hunting is an issue. Or that poaching is right. Problem here is that no one really knows how it all went down. And many signs and opinions from experts point to the pedlded narrative not being on the up and up or making sense....

If he is guilty, he will get his. If not, there is no issue here. There are countless articles out there right now written by conservation and big game experts who live this shit 24/7, and everyone of them I have read is in total contradiction with all the fiery rhetoric and narrative being thrown around.

http://clashdaily.com/2015/07/cecil-the-lion-heres-some-particulars-you-wont-hear-on-tv/

http://clashdaily.com/2015/08/heres-the-truth-about-hunting-cecilthelion-that-the-media-doesnt-want-you-to-know/

Written by folks who have done this a lot more than You and I and the good folks at The View and ABC News.
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: JR4AU on August 06, 2015, 04:49:36 PM
My stance is, and has been, if the hunt was legal, then let it go.

There has been no definitive proof that anything illegal was done. "That damn Zimmerman is just a racist killer."

If it was illegal, bust his ass.

Pretty much the extent of it.  Agree or disagree on hunting or even "trophy hunting" as the anti's like to call it to put an immoral spin on it, but hunting is legal.  Lion hunting is legal.  They're not endangered.  If it's done legally...it's legal.  You'll never get Africans to want it to stop.  It supports their economy.  And the trophy hunters may not eat the meat, but the locals in Africa do reap the rewards of legally killed game not only in revenue but meat and other uses of the hides and animal parts.  Many people are duped by cute videos of cuddly creatures and sucked in by the anti-hunting rhetoric. 

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/08/05/opinion/in-zimbabwe-we-dont-cry-for-lions.html 

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Winston-Salem, N.C. — MY mind was absorbed by the biochemistry of gene editing when the text messages and Facebook posts distracted me.

So sorry about Cecil.

Did Cecil live near your place in Zimbabwe?

Cecil who? I wondered. When I turned on the news and discovered that the messages were about a lion killed by an American dentist, the village boy inside me instinctively cheered: One lion fewer to menace families like mine.

My excitement was doused when I realized that the lion killer was being painted as the villain. I faced the starkest cultural contradiction I’d experienced during my five years studying in the United States.

Did all those Americans signing petitions understand that lions actually kill people? That all the talk about Cecil being “beloved” or a “local favorite” was media hype? Did Jimmy Kimmel choke up because Cecil was murdered or because he confused him with Simba from “The Lion King”?

In my village in Zimbabwe, surrounded by wildlife conservation areas, no lion has ever been beloved, or granted an affectionate nickname. They are objects of terror.

When I was 9 years old, a solitary lion prowled villages near my home. After it killed a few chickens, some goats and finally a cow, we were warned to walk to school in groups and stop playing outside. My sisters no longer went alone to the river to collect water or wash dishes; my mother waited for my father and older brothers, armed with machetes, axes and spears, to escort her into the bush to collect firewood.

A week later, my mother gathered me with nine of my siblings to explain that her uncle had been attacked but escaped with nothing more than an injured leg. The lion sucked the life out of the village: No one socialized by fires at night; no one dared stroll over to a neighbor’s homestead.

When the lion was finally killed, no one cared whether its murderer was a local person or a white trophy hunter, whether it was poached or killed legally. We danced and sang about the vanquishing of the fearsome beast and our escape from serious harm.

Recently, a 14-year-old boy in a village not far from mine wasn’t so lucky. Sleeping in his family’s fields, as villagers do to protect crops from the hippos, buffalo and elephants that trample them, he was mauled by a lion and died.

The killing of Cecil hasn’t garnered much more sympathy from urban Zimbabweans, although they live with no such danger. Few have ever seen a lion, since game drives are a luxury residents of a country with an average monthly income below $150 cannot afford.

Don’t misunderstand me: For Zimbabweans, wild animals have near-mystical significance. We belong to clans, and each clan claims an animal totem as its mythological ancestor. Mine is Nzou, elephant, and by tradition, I can’t eat elephant meat; it would be akin to eating a relative’s flesh. But our respect for these animals has never kept us from hunting them or allowing them to be hunted. (I’m familiar with dangerous animals; I lost my right leg to a snakebite when I was 11.)


The American tendency to romanticize animals that have been given actual names and to jump onto a hashtag train has turned an ordinary situation — there were 800 lions legally killed over a decade by well-heeled foreigners who shelled out serious money to prove their prowess — into what seems to my Zimbabwean eyes an absurdist circus.

PETA is calling for the hunter to be hanged. Zimbabwean politicians are accusing the United States of staging Cecil’s killing as a “ploy” to make our to make our country look bad. And Americans who can’t find Zimbabwe on a map are applauding the nation’s demand for the extradition of the dentist, unaware that a baby elephant was reportedly slaughtered for our president’s most recent birthday banquet.

We Zimbabweans are left shaking our heads, wondering why Americans care more about African animals than about African people.

Don’t tell us what to do with our animals when you allowed your own mountain lions to be hunted to near extinction in the eastern United States. Don’t bemoan the clear-cutting of our forests when you turned yours into concrete jungles.

And please, don’t offer me condolences about Cecil unless you’re also willing to offer me condolences for villagers killed or left hungry by his brethren, by political violence, or by hunger.
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: AUTiger1 on August 06, 2015, 05:02:59 PM
I'm actually with CCTAU on this issue: if it was a legal hunt, then your issues are with Zimbabwean laws; if it was an illegal hunt, then extradite his dumb dental ass and let them sort it out.

What the hell is happening here?  Cats lying with dogs........the end is near.
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: Pell City Tiger on August 06, 2015, 09:39:32 PM
Zimbabweans will tell you that every lion head hanging from a rich white dentist's wall is one less lion roaming through their village and gobbling up their chirruns.

To me, as long as he wasn't the one holding out a pack of hotdogs saying, "Here kitty kitty" to lure it away from a protected area, the hunt was legal. He paid for the government issued permit and had the guides. If any shenanigans occurred, it seems to me that would fall under the responsibility of the guides.
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: Catphish Tilly on August 07, 2015, 08:47:40 AM
I've planted many a green field and sprayed mucho doe piss for the sole purpose of convincing a fine buck he'd prefer my side of the property line to that of my neighbors'. The name of the game is out foxing prey and luring them into your hunting ground. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't but that' what hunting is.

And of course...

(http://i.imgur.com/5XCsLiy.gif)
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: JR4AU on August 07, 2015, 03:12:09 PM
Zimbabweans will tell you that every lion head hanging from a rich white dentist's wall is one less lion roaming through their village and gobbling up their chirruns.

To me, as long as he wasn't the one holding out a pack of hotdogs saying, "Here kitty kitty" to lure it away from a protected area, the hunt was legal. He paid for the government issued permit and had the guides. If any shenanigans occurred, it seems to me that would fall under the responsibility of the guides.

On private property in Africa, baiting and hunting at night is legal. 

I don't know all the particulars here, and said that it's very possible that he hired an unscrupulous guide.  Also, people act like this guy walked in a zoo and killed this lion.  Hwange National Park is slightly larger than the state of Connecticut in square miles.  Cecil, tracking collar and all, was as wild as a lion gets considering he lived mostly in a refuge that, as far as I know, doesn't allow hunting.  He was not a pet lion like most would have you believe.  Hwange is not fenced.  It was known that Cecil ranged off the Park lands. 

Besides, Cecil was nothing but a trespasser, overthrower, and a murderer himself.  He had another lion assassinated in order to score his pussy and turf.

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/cecil-lion-last-photo-he-811838

"Cecil was first identified in 2008 or 2009, when he was spotted with his brother at a watering hole on the southern boundary of Hwange park called Magisole Pan, which translates to "White Man's watering hole." The brothers were named after two powerful white men — Cecil Rhodes, a mining tycoon and politician in South Africa and Leander Starr Jameson, the second Administrator of Rhodesia.

Cecil became the most dominant male in Hwange park when a fight between the two brothers and another dominant male named Mpofu led to the death of Leander. Mpofu sustained critical injuries and ultimately had to be put down by park rangers, leaving Cecil to assume the position of dominance in the area.
   
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: WiregrassTiger on August 10, 2015, 11:13:50 AM
Is the lion still dead? I keep checking back here for updates but haven't seen anything lately.
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: Kaos on August 10, 2015, 11:19:51 AM
Is the lion still dead? I keep checking back here for updates but haven't seen anything lately.

The lion is still dead. 

No word on Day 11,884 of the Bear Bryant death watch, however.   Waiting on the geyser of Dickel pouring from Denny Chimes at noon to declare that Bryant remains deceased. 
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: chinook on August 10, 2015, 05:44:29 PM
Celebrate.   It's World Lion Day.
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: chinook on August 26, 2015, 04:53:21 PM
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(CNN)A safari guide has been mauled to death by a lion in the same Zimbabwean national park where Cecil the lion lived.

rest of the story...

#retaliation (http://www.cnn.com/2015/08/25/africa/zimbabwe-safari-guide-killed-by-lion/)
Title: Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
Post by: Pell City Tiger on August 26, 2015, 05:12:22 PM
rest of the story...

#retaliation (http://www.cnn.com/2015/08/25/africa/zimbabwe-safari-guide-killed-by-lion/)
And we head into the half knotted up at 1 apiece.