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Title: Any of you have Ebola yet?
Post by: Townhallsavoy on October 15, 2014, 01:00:29 PM
A 2nd nurse that cared for Duncan - the guy who came over here from Africa while infected with Ebola - has been diagnosed with the disease.  Further, she traveled on an airplane the day before she was diagnosed. 

Anyone else realize that Ebola rhymes with Obama? 
Title: Re: Any of you have Ebola yet?
Post by: CCTAU on October 15, 2014, 01:08:35 PM
This is unfolding like a bad sci-fi movie....
Title: Re: Any of you have Ebola yet?
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 15, 2014, 01:25:32 PM
No question.  This thing already is bad but it could get out of hand over here, quick.  Scary stuff.
Title: Re: Any of you have Ebola yet?
Post by: CCTAU on October 15, 2014, 01:35:15 PM
I fly out this Sunday for Edinburgh. I am not happy about the ebola.
Title: Re: Any of you have Ebola yet?
Post by: GH2001 on October 15, 2014, 01:46:28 PM
No question.  This thing already is bad but it could get out of hand over here, quick.  Scary stuff.

And it doesnt HAVE to. But there is a shitload of complacency and incompetence going on.
Title: Re: Any of you have Ebola yet?
Post by: chinook on October 15, 2014, 01:55:07 PM
I fly out this Sunday for Edinburgh. I am not happy about the ebola.

Do you think the Ebola cares?

Title: Re: Any of you have Ebola yet?
Post by: Saniflush on October 15, 2014, 02:31:55 PM
Do you think the Ebola cares?

Are your sleepless nights also the ebola's sleepless nights?
Title: Re: Any of you have Ebola yet?
Post by: Tiger Wench on October 15, 2014, 02:38:28 PM
A 2nd nurse that cared for Duncan - the guy who came over here from Africa while infected with Ebola - has been diagnosed with the disease.  Further, she traveled on an airplane the day before she was diagnosed. 

Anyone else realize that Ebola rhymes with Obama?

The first nurse is already improving - upgraded to "good" today.

Getting Ebola in the US is a helluva lot different than contracting Ebola in a fifth world country. There it is a death sentence.  Here - a nasty situation but generally not lethal unless you have other problems as well - compromised immune system, liver issues, etc.  West Nile will kill more Americans that catch it than Ebola will.

Would I want to catch it by being exposed on a plane?  Hell no.  But it is not the lethal killer here that people are making it out to be based on what is happening in Africa.

But I still blame Obama.
Title: Re: Any of you have Ebola yet?
Post by: WiregrassTiger on October 15, 2014, 03:13:28 PM
Why the gov't (your president) isn't banning inbound flights from West Aftica--at least for a few weeks--is beyond me. I fully expect, as I said a few days ago, for there to be cases in our back yard soon. Already a scare in Mobile yesterday, from a lady who spoke Swahili and they couldn't communicate with. Turns out that she had flown into the country like 40 something days ago, which means that it wasn't ebola apparently.

Ban the damn flights and unless it's an American citizen, don't let them on U.S. soil. It's already here. I certainly don't see how it can hurt.
Title: Re: Any of you have Ebola yet?
Post by: CCTAU on October 15, 2014, 03:41:26 PM
Why the gov't (your president) isn't banning inbound flights from West Aftica--at least for a few weeks--is beyond me. I fully expect, as I said a few days ago, for there to be cases in our back yard soon. Already a scare in Mobile yesterday, from a lady who spoke Swahili and they couldn't communicate with. Turns out that she had flown into the country like 40 something days ago, which means that it wasn't ebola apparently.

Ban the damn flights and unless it's an American citizen, don't let them on U.S. soil. It's already here. I certainly don't see how it can hurt.

Are most W. Africa countries muslim?

Title: Re: Any of you have Ebola yet?
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 15, 2014, 03:41:50 PM
Why the gov't (your president) isn't banning inbound flights from West Aftica--at least for a few weeks--is beyond me. I fully expect, as I said a few days ago, for there to be cases in our back yard soon. Already a scare in Mobile yesterday, from a lady who spoke Swahili and they couldn't communicate with. Turns out that she had flown into the country like 40 something days ago, which means that it wasn't ebola apparently.

Ban the damn flights and unless it's an American citizen, don't let them on U.S. soil. It's already here. I certainly don't see how it can hurt.

That would be too logical...and mean.  Barack doesn't want to ruffle any feathers and he may have to apologize later to the West African countries for stealing their ebola cases.
Title: Re: Any of you have Ebola yet?
Post by: GH2001 on October 15, 2014, 04:27:12 PM
That would be too logical...and mean.  Barack doesn't want to ruffle any feathers and he may have to apologize later to the West African countries for stealing their ebola cases.

B-I-N-G-O
Title: Re: Any of you have Ebola yet?
Post by: dallaswareagle on October 15, 2014, 05:01:34 PM
Yawl come visit, We thinnin out the population here in Dallas.
Title: Re: Any of you have Ebola yet?
Post by: Kaos on October 15, 2014, 06:15:30 PM
Was in the Dallas airport for six hours last Friday.  Should I call Ghostbusters? 
Title: Re: Any of you have Ebola yet?
Post by: RWS on October 15, 2014, 07:39:22 PM
My wife is flying to Orlando tomorrow.  She better bathe in bleach before she comes back.
Title: Re: Any of you have Ebola yet?
Post by: Tiger Wench on October 15, 2014, 11:44:34 PM
Are most W. Africa countries muslim?

No. The Muslim countries are in North/Northeast Africa. Countries like Angola were Spanish/French/Portuguese colonies and they are predominantly Catholic.
Title: Re: Any of you have Ebola yet?
Post by: The Prowler on October 15, 2014, 11:49:53 PM
No one is immune to fear. That being said, I'll just leave this here...











http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sYSyuuLk5g#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sYSyuuLk5g#ws)
Title: Re: Any of you have Ebola yet?
Post by: GH2001 on October 16, 2014, 09:09:48 AM
The first nurse is already improving - upgraded to "good" today.

Getting Ebola in the US is a helluva lot different than contracting Ebola in a fifth world country. There it is a death sentence.  Here - a nasty situation but generally not lethal unless you have other problems as well - compromised immune system, liver issues, etc.  West Nile will kill more Americans that catch it than Ebola will.

Would I want to catch it by being exposed on a plane?  Hell no.  But it is not the lethal killer here that people are making it out to be based on what is happening in Africa.

But I still blame Obama.

It still has an "estimated" mortality rate of close to 50% in the US (estimated if we had a severe outbreak).

And even when you do survive, it leaves a lot of side effects in its wake that you carry the rest of your life. The best bet is still to keep it out of the US and eradicate what is already here. There is no reason why anyone here needs to get this disease. Keep it in the countries who do nothing right to try and prevent it.

The only of those west african countries that are mostly Christian is Liberia (for obvious reasons). The rest are majority muslim, especially Senegal and Sierra Leone.
Title: Re: Any of you have Ebola yet?
Post by: Saniflush on October 16, 2014, 10:38:23 AM
The only of those west african countries that are mostly Christian is Liberia (for obvious reasons). The rest are majority muslim, especially Senegal and Sierra Leone.


Does the Koran have a chapter about drinking downstream of the poo?
Title: Re: Any of you have Ebola yet?
Post by: Tiger Wench on October 16, 2014, 11:01:51 AM
It still has an "estimated" mortality rate of close to 50% in the US (estimated if we had a severe outbreak).

And even when you do survive, it leaves a lot of side effects in its wake that you carry the rest of your life. The best bet is still to keep it out of the US and eradicate what is already here. There is no reason why anyone here needs to get this disease. Keep it in the countries who do nothing right to try and prevent it.

The only of those west african countries that are mostly Christian is Liberia (for obvious reasons). The rest are majority muslim, especially Senegal and Sierra Leone.

I was having this discussion last night - the concern for the US would be if people contracted the disease and overwhelmed the resources available.  Some of it would be media infused panic (ZOMG I SNEEZED IM GONNA DIEEEE), and resources would be wasted on people who didn't really need them.  Then when the real cases were unable to be quarantined because hospitals were packed and people start dying at home... there's your major crisis.  And yeah, a 50% mortality rate would be optimistic at that point.

In terms of geography, my mental picture of "the western part of Africa" and the actual geographic region that is officially called West Africa are different.  To me, Angola is west Africa, but the UN says it's "Middle Africa".  Whatever.  From the Wikis, the real identifier for religion is "sub-Saharan Africa". North of the Sahara is Muslim, south of the Sahara is Christian, and yeah, that makes sense, given the distance from the Middle East. 

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African countries below the Sahara are largely Christian, while those above the Sahara, in North Africa, are predominantly Muslim. There are also Muslim majorities in parts of the Horn of Africa (Djibouti and Somalia) and in the Sahel and Sudan regions (the Gambia, Sierra Leone, Guinea, Mali, Niger and Senegal), as well as significant Muslim communities in Ethiopia and Eritrea, and on the Swahili Coast (Tanzania and Kenya).

Best thing I can tell you from personal experience is to stay the hell out of ALL OF THEM.  If the land mines or the rebels or the Ebola don't get you, the malaria or the typhoid or the yellow fever will.
Title: Re: Any of you have Ebola yet?
Post by: GH2001 on October 16, 2014, 11:20:52 AM
I was having this discussion last night - the concern for the US would be if people contracted the disease and overwhelmed the resources available.  Some of it would be media infused panic (ZOMG I SNEEZED IM GONNA DIEEEE), and resources would be wasted on people who didn't really need them.  Then when the real cases were unable to be quarantined because hospitals were packed and people start dying at home... there's your major crisis.  And yeah, a 50% mortality rate would be optimistic at that point.

In terms of geography, my mental picture of "the western part of Africa" and the actual geographic region that is officially called West Africa are different.  To me, Angola is west Africa, but the UN says it's "Middle Africa".  Whatever.  From the Wikis, the real identifier for religion is "sub-Saharan Africa". North of the Sahara is Muslim, south of the Sahara is Christian, and yeah, that makes sense, given the distance from the Middle East. 

Best thing I can tell you from personal experience is to stay the hell out of ALL OF THEM.  If the land mines or the rebels or the Ebola don't get you, the malaria or the typhoid or the yellow fever will.

I think the best thing to have done (and still is), was to be PROACTIVE about it. Keep it out of here, quarantine it there. But our govt and most of our citizens are a reactionary country. We don't jump until we have to.

I don't think there is a huge concern right now in the US but I think if the complacency that has taken place so far drags out for weeks/months, it COULD be a problem. We have a chance to cut the head off of this thing right now from a US perspective and get ahead of the 8 ball. And every day that goes by I feel that window is narrowing. I worry more about the folks handling the situation than the virus itself. Because idiots will make a mountain from a mole hill.
Title: Re: Any of you have Ebola yet?
Post by: WiregrassTiger on October 16, 2014, 11:24:02 AM
I've got some pretty nasty diarrhea this am. My symptoms are like whiskey shoots and a foul Odor when I spray. Does anyone know if this is consistent with Ebola?
Title: Re: Any of you have Ebola yet?
Post by: AUJarhead on October 16, 2014, 11:58:00 AM
You fuckers are just lucky I'm not in ISIS.  I'd take 20-25 suicide bombers, and instead of a suicide vest, dress them in a nice Eye-Talian suit.  I'd get them first class tickets to any city they want, and before they go, I'd inject them with the virus.  Give them 100k cash to use to live on in this next city. 

Then, order them to just go to that city, and be a fucking slob.  Spit and sneeze on buffets.  Ride the subway, lick your hands, and then rub it on everything.  Basically just ride the city bus until they fucking die.  Stay at a different hotel every day.  Before you check out, put a few drops of blood/spit/snot all over the room, spit in the hand lotion you don't use, but all girls do.  Go to a nice restaurant and wipe your hands on the table cloth.  Go to the gym and don't wipe down your equipment when you are done with it.

You don't have to infect hundreds of people.  Do that, and you infect one, you'll have a paranoid media creating a shit storm.
Title: Re: Any of you have Ebola yet?
Post by: WiregrassTiger on October 16, 2014, 12:06:57 PM
You fudgeers are just lucky I'm not in ISIS.  I'd take 20-25 suicide bombers, and instead of a suicide vest, dress them in a nice Eye-Talian suit.  I'd get them first class tickets to any city they want, and before they go, I'd inject them with the virus.  Give them 100k cash to use to live on in this next city. 

Then, order them to just go to that city, and be a fudgeing slob.  Spit and sneeze on buffets.  Ride the subway, lick your hands, and then rub it on everything.  Basically just ride the city bus until they fudgeing die.  Stay at a different hotel every day.  Before you check out, put a few drops of blood/spit/snot all over the room, spit in the hand lotion you don't use, but all girls do.  Go to a nice restaurant and wipe your hands on the table cloth.  Go to the gym and don't wipe down your equipment when you are done with it.

You don't have to infect hundreds of people.  Do that, and you infect one, you'll have a paranoid media creating a shoot storm.
You'd give me 100k to do this? Show me the damn money.
Title: Re: Any of you have Ebola yet?
Post by: dallaswareagle on October 16, 2014, 12:08:13 PM
You fuckers are just lucky I'm not in ISIS.  I'd take 20-25 suicide bombers, and instead of a suicide vest, dress them in a nice Eye-Talian suit.  I'd get them first class tickets to any city they want, and before they go, I'd inject them with the virus.  Give them 100k cash to use to live on in this next city. 

Then, order them to just go to that city, and be a fucking slob.  Spit and sneeze on buffets.  Ride the subway, lick your hands, and then rub it on everything.  Basically just ride the city bus until they fucking die.  Stay at a different hotel every day.  Before you check out, put a few drops of blood/spit/snot all over the room, spit in the hand lotion you don't use, but all girls do.  Go to a nice restaurant and wipe your hands on the table cloth.  Go to the gym and don't wipe down your equipment when you are done with it.

You don't have to infect hundreds of people.  Do that, and you infect one, you'll have a paranoid media creating a shit storm.

So you want bama fans?
Title: Re: Any of you have Ebola yet?
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 16, 2014, 12:10:29 PM
Don't forget dipping your sweaty nutt sack in some passed out dude's mouth.
Title: Re: Any of you have Ebola yet?
Post by: dallaswareagle on October 16, 2014, 12:28:48 PM
Don't forget dipping your sweaty nutt sack in some passed out dude's mouth.


Well its easier when they are not moving. (per VV)
Title: Re: Any of you have Ebola yet?
Post by: CCTAU on October 16, 2014, 12:49:52 PM
If we close our borders to Ebola countries, they will just fly to Mexico and walk across...
Title: Re: Any of you have Ebola yet?
Post by: Tiger Wench on October 16, 2014, 01:54:30 PM
My dad had the opposite thought. Take all the dead bodies from Africa, load them into a C-130 and then kick them out over the ISIS bases and strongholds.
Title: Re: Any of you have Ebola yet?
Post by: dallaswareagle on October 16, 2014, 02:42:11 PM
My dad had the opposite thought. Take all the dead bodies from Africa, load them into a C-130 and then kick them out over the ISIS bases and strongholds.


Talk about making it rain.
Title: Re: Any of you have Ebola yet?
Post by: Vandy Vol on October 16, 2014, 06:21:21 PM
Well its easier when they are not moving. (per VV)

You gotta find a target that sleeps with his mouth open.
Title: Re: Any of you have Ebola yet?
Post by: chinook on October 17, 2014, 12:40:13 PM
Yawl come visit, We thinnin out the population here in Dallas.


for the love of dashboard jesus...it is y'all not fucking yawl.  or you guys.  or you all.  but we are not on fricking sailboat. 

anyhoo...have an awesome day.
Title: Re: Any of you have Ebola yet?
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 17, 2014, 12:43:25 PM

for the love of dashboard jesus...it is y'all not fucking yawl.  or you guys.  or you all.  but we are not on fricking sailboat. 

anyhoo...have an awesome day.

What does Ed Orgeron have to do with this?
Title: Re: Any of you have Ebola yet?
Post by: dallaswareagle on October 17, 2014, 01:03:51 PM

for the love of dashboard jesus...it is y'all not fucking yawl.  or you guys.  or you all.  but we are not on fricking sailboat. 

anyhoo...have an awesome day.


Here in Texas we say it any fucking way we want to. :fu:
Title: Re: Any of you have Ebola yet?
Post by: Saniflush on October 17, 2014, 01:36:44 PM
What does Ed Orgeron have to do with this?

Tell'em JoJo.
Title: Re: Any of you have Ebola yet?
Post by: WiregrassTiger on October 17, 2014, 01:37:27 PM

for the love of dashboard jesus...it is y'all not fudgeing yawl.  or you guys.  or you all.  but we are not on fricking sailboat. 

anyhoo...have an awesome day.
Yous guys need to cut it out already.
Title: Re: Any of you have Ebola yet?
Post by: CCTAU on October 17, 2014, 01:41:41 PM
Now this would be fun huh?


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2796940/ebola-scare-caribbean-cruise-ship-woman-quarantined-cabin-coming-contact-infected-specimen.html?ITO=1490&ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=1490 (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2796940/ebola-scare-caribbean-cruise-ship-woman-quarantined-cabin-coming-contact-infected-specimen.html?ITO=1490&ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=1490)

Oh look, a country that won't allow Ebola to enter. Haters, I tell ya.

"An administration official said the cruise ship had stopped in Belize but officials there would not allow the passenger to leave the vessel so she could be flown home."

Title: Re: Any of you have Ebola yet?
Post by: AUChizad on October 17, 2014, 05:47:19 PM
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/10/16/rand-paul-ebola-incredibly_n_5999944.html (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/10/16/rand-paul-ebola-incredibly_n_5999944.html)

Cliffs: Rand Paul is an idiot liar for saying Ebola is contagious. More so than AIDS.

Didn't realize that nurse Nina Pham fucked Thomas Duncan in that hospital bed. Or can you get AIDS from being sneezed on? Should I be wearing a HAZMAT suit around anyone who might have AIDS?

Read the comments to that article for full blown tard.
Title: Re: Any of you have Ebola yet?
Post by: CCTAU on October 17, 2014, 07:54:38 PM
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/10/16/rand-paul-ebola-incredibly_n_5999944.html (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/10/16/rand-paul-ebola-incredibly_n_5999944.html)

Cliffs: Rand Paul is an idiot liar for saying Ebola is contagious. More so than AIDS.

Didn't realize that nurse Nina Pham fucked Thomas Duncan in that hospital bed. Or can you get AIDS from being sneezed on? Should I be wearing a HAZMAT suit around anyone who might have AIDS?

Read the comments to that article for full blown tard.

You go ahead and let an aids patient sneeze on you. We don't know enough about any of this stuff to take the chance as far as I'm concerned.
Title: Re: Any of you have Ebola yet?
Post by: AUTiger1 on October 17, 2014, 10:31:06 PM
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/10/16/rand-paul-ebola-incredibly_n_5999944.html (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/10/16/rand-paul-ebola-incredibly_n_5999944.html)

Cliffs: Rand Paul is an idiot liar for saying Ebola is contagious. More so than AIDS.

Didn't realize that nurse Nina Pham fucked Thomas Duncan in that hospital bed. Or can you get AIDS from being sneezed on? Should I be wearing a HAZMAT suit around anyone who might have AIDS?

Read the comments to that article for full blown tard.

http://dailycaller.com/2014/10/17/huffington-post-attacks-rand-paul-on-ebola-gets-it-horribly-wrong/  (http://dailycaller.com/2014/10/17/huffington-post-attacks-rand-paul-on-ebola-gets-it-horribly-wrong/)
Title: Re: Any of you have Ebola yet?
Post by: AUJarhead on October 18, 2014, 12:11:44 AM
Tell'em JoJo.

So if you get Ebola, you also get a Hummer?
Title: Re: Any of you have Ebola yet?
Post by: Saniflush on October 20, 2014, 07:03:56 AM
So if you get Ebola, you also get a Hummer?

Well I think they are connected....bodily fluids and all.
Title: Re: Any of you have Ebola yet?
Post by: AUChizad on October 20, 2014, 10:54:41 AM
You go ahead and let an aids patient sneeze on you. We don't know enough about any of this stuff to take the chance as far as I'm concerned.
So you think Rand Paul's an idiot and agree with HuffingtonPost? Beta-male libtard...

Also, I'm pretty sure we know enough about AIDS to know how it's transmitted 30+ years after it became an epidemic...
Title: Re: Any of you have Ebola yet?
Post by: GH2001 on October 20, 2014, 12:17:14 PM
So you think Rand Paul's an idiot and agree with HuffingtonPost? Beta-male libtard...

Also, I'm pretty sure we know enough about AIDS to know how it's transmitted 30+ years after it became an epidemic...

I'd have to side with Rand on that one. Its pretty APPARENT its easier to contract it than Aids.
Title: Re: Any of you have Ebola yet?
Post by: Tiger Wench on October 20, 2014, 12:46:49 PM
Speaking of irrational hysteria - the lab worker on the cruise ship?  NO symptoms, but JUST BECAUSE she handled a lab specimen for Ebola guy #1, she was quarantined against her will on a cruise vacation she paid for, subjected to having her blood drawn numerous times, and of course, tested negative.

This shit has got to stop.  Now one of the Dallas nurses has hired Michael Vick's attorney because she has had her feelings hurt...

Sometimes the media epidemic is worser than the real thing...
Title: Re: Any of you have Ebola yet?
Post by: AUJarhead on October 20, 2014, 03:25:20 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BuDdHlBCEAAR1RW.jpg:large)
Title: Re: Any of you have Ebola yet?
Post by: War Eagle!!! on October 20, 2014, 09:34:20 PM
I got the ebolas and I am bringing it to tailgate with me this weekend. Fuck yawl
Title: Re: Any of you have Ebola yet?
Post by: GH2001 on October 21, 2014, 09:52:05 AM
I am bringing it to tailgate with me this weekend.

O'Rllly?
Title: Re: Any of you have Ebola yet?
Post by: AUJarhead on October 21, 2014, 09:54:37 AM
I got the ebolas and I am bringing it to tailgate with me this weekend. Fuck yawl

I knew all along you were racist.
Title: Re: Any of you have Ebola yet?
Post by: War Eagle!!! on October 21, 2014, 11:34:24 AM
O'Rllly?

Yep. And I am spitting on my hand before I shake yours...
Title: Re: Any of you have Ebola yet?
Post by: The Prowler on October 21, 2014, 10:36:03 PM
http://nationalreport.net/17-texas-kindergarteners-contract-ebola-exposure-liberian-foreign-exchange-student/ (http://nationalreport.net/17-texas-kindergarteners-contract-ebola-exposure-liberian-foreign-exchange-student/)

Bullshit websites like this is uncalled for and serves no purpose.
Title: Re: Any of you have Ebola yet?
Post by: CCTAU on October 22, 2014, 02:09:10 PM
No eboler yet, but that damn plane ride got me a nasty cold.


Scotland is no place to be with a nasty cold. Damn wind cuts right through you!


So for all of you looking for me on the news. Not happening.
Title: Re: Any of you have Ebola yet?
Post by: DnATL on October 23, 2014, 07:13:19 AM
No eboler yet, but that damn plane ride got me a nasty cold.


Scotland is no place to be with a nasty cold. Damn wind cuts right through you!


So for all of you looking for me on the news. Not happening.
Wait, wasn't Ebola the name of the stripper that gave you the lap dance at Boomers?
Title: Re: Any of you have Ebola yet?
Post by: CCTAU on October 23, 2014, 10:24:42 AM
Wait, wasn't Ebola the name of the stripper that gave you the lap dance at Boomers?

<whisper> What do you know about Boomers?
Title: Re: Any of you have Ebola yet?
Post by: WiregrassTiger on October 23, 2014, 11:10:06 AM
No eboler yet, but that damn plane ride got me a nasty cold.


Scotland is no place to be with a nasty cold. Damn wind cuts right through you!


So for all of you looking for me on the news. Not happening.
Send us a pic of you in your skirt blowing on a bagpipe.