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Any of you have Ebola yet?

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Re: Any of you have Ebola yet?
« Reply #20 on: October 16, 2014, 11:20:52 AM »
I was having this discussion last night - the concern for the US would be if people contracted the disease and overwhelmed the resources available.  Some of it would be media infused panic (ZOMG I SNEEZED IM GONNA DIEEEE), and resources would be wasted on people who didn't really need them.  Then when the real cases were unable to be quarantined because hospitals were packed and people start dying at home... there's your major crisis.  And yeah, a 50% mortality rate would be optimistic at that point.

In terms of geography, my mental picture of "the western part of Africa" and the actual geographic region that is officially called West Africa are different.  To me, Angola is west Africa, but the UN says it's "Middle Africa".  Whatever.  From the Wikis, the real identifier for religion is "sub-Saharan Africa". North of the Sahara is Muslim, south of the Sahara is Christian, and yeah, that makes sense, given the distance from the Middle East. 

Best thing I can tell you from personal experience is to stay the hell out of ALL OF THEM.  If the land mines or the rebels or the Ebola don't get you, the malaria or the typhoid or the yellow fever will.

I think the best thing to have done (and still is), was to be PROACTIVE about it. Keep it out of here, quarantine it there. But our govt and most of our citizens are a reactionary country. We don't jump until we have to.

I don't think there is a huge concern right now in the US but I think if the complacency that has taken place so far drags out for weeks/months, it COULD be a problem. We have a chance to cut the head off of this thing right now from a US perspective and get ahead of the 8 ball. And every day that goes by I feel that window is narrowing. I worry more about the folks handling the situation than the virus itself. Because idiots will make a mountain from a mole hill.
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Re: Any of you have Ebola yet?
« Reply #21 on: October 16, 2014, 11:24:02 AM »
I've got some pretty nasty diarrhea this am. My symptoms are like whiskey shoots and a foul Odor when I spray. Does anyone know if this is consistent with Ebola?
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Re: Any of you have Ebola yet?
« Reply #22 on: October 16, 2014, 11:58:00 AM »
You fuckers are just lucky I'm not in ISIS.  I'd take 20-25 suicide bombers, and instead of a suicide vest, dress them in a nice Eye-Talian suit.  I'd get them first class tickets to any city they want, and before they go, I'd inject them with the virus.  Give them 100k cash to use to live on in this next city. 

Then, order them to just go to that city, and be a fucking slob.  Spit and sneeze on buffets.  Ride the subway, lick your hands, and then rub it on everything.  Basically just ride the city bus until they fucking die.  Stay at a different hotel every day.  Before you check out, put a few drops of blood/spit/snot all over the room, spit in the hand lotion you don't use, but all girls do.  Go to a nice restaurant and wipe your hands on the table cloth.  Go to the gym and don't wipe down your equipment when you are done with it.

You don't have to infect hundreds of people.  Do that, and you infect one, you'll have a paranoid media creating a shit storm.
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Re: Any of you have Ebola yet?
« Reply #23 on: October 16, 2014, 12:06:57 PM »
You fudgeers are just lucky I'm not in ISIS.  I'd take 20-25 suicide bombers, and instead of a suicide vest, dress them in a nice Eye-Talian suit.  I'd get them first class tickets to any city they want, and before they go, I'd inject them with the virus.  Give them 100k cash to use to live on in this next city. 

Then, order them to just go to that city, and be a fudgeing slob.  Spit and sneeze on buffets.  Ride the subway, lick your hands, and then rub it on everything.  Basically just ride the city bus until they fudgeing die.  Stay at a different hotel every day.  Before you check out, put a few drops of blood/spit/snot all over the room, spit in the hand lotion you don't use, but all girls do.  Go to a nice restaurant and wipe your hands on the table cloth.  Go to the gym and don't wipe down your equipment when you are done with it.

You don't have to infect hundreds of people.  Do that, and you infect one, you'll have a paranoid media creating a shoot storm.
You'd give me 100k to do this? Show me the damn money.
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Re: Any of you have Ebola yet?
« Reply #24 on: October 16, 2014, 12:08:13 PM »
You fuckers are just lucky I'm not in ISIS.  I'd take 20-25 suicide bombers, and instead of a suicide vest, dress them in a nice Eye-Talian suit.  I'd get them first class tickets to any city they want, and before they go, I'd inject them with the virus.  Give them 100k cash to use to live on in this next city. 

Then, order them to just go to that city, and be a fucking slob.  Spit and sneeze on buffets.  Ride the subway, lick your hands, and then rub it on everything.  Basically just ride the city bus until they fucking die.  Stay at a different hotel every day.  Before you check out, put a few drops of blood/spit/snot all over the room, spit in the hand lotion you don't use, but all girls do.  Go to a nice restaurant and wipe your hands on the table cloth.  Go to the gym and don't wipe down your equipment when you are done with it.

You don't have to infect hundreds of people.  Do that, and you infect one, you'll have a paranoid media creating a shit storm.

So you want bama fans?
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Re: Any of you have Ebola yet?
« Reply #25 on: October 16, 2014, 12:10:29 PM »
Don't forget dipping your sweaty nutt sack in some passed out dude's mouth.
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Re: Any of you have Ebola yet?
« Reply #26 on: October 16, 2014, 12:28:48 PM »
Don't forget dipping your sweaty nutt sack in some passed out dude's mouth.


Well its easier when they are not moving. (per VV)
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Re: Any of you have Ebola yet?
« Reply #27 on: October 16, 2014, 12:49:52 PM »
If we close our borders to Ebola countries, they will just fly to Mexico and walk across...
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2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Any of you have Ebola yet?
« Reply #28 on: October 16, 2014, 01:54:30 PM »
My dad had the opposite thought. Take all the dead bodies from Africa, load them into a C-130 and then kick them out over the ISIS bases and strongholds.
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Re: Any of you have Ebola yet?
« Reply #29 on: October 16, 2014, 02:42:11 PM »
My dad had the opposite thought. Take all the dead bodies from Africa, load them into a C-130 and then kick them out over the ISIS bases and strongholds.


Talk about making it rain.
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Re: Any of you have Ebola yet?
« Reply #30 on: October 16, 2014, 06:21:21 PM »
Well its easier when they are not moving. (per VV)

You gotta find a target that sleeps with his mouth open.
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Re: Any of you have Ebola yet?
« Reply #31 on: October 17, 2014, 12:40:13 PM »
Yawl come visit, We thinnin out the population here in Dallas.


for the love of dashboard jesus...it is y'all not fucking yawl.  or you guys.  or you all.  but we are not on fricking sailboat. 

anyhoo...have an awesome day.
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Re: Any of you have Ebola yet?
« Reply #32 on: October 17, 2014, 12:43:25 PM »

for the love of dashboard jesus...it is y'all not fucking yawl.  or you guys.  or you all.  but we are not on fricking sailboat. 

anyhoo...have an awesome day.

What does Ed Orgeron have to do with this?
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Re: Any of you have Ebola yet?
« Reply #33 on: October 17, 2014, 01:03:51 PM »

for the love of dashboard jesus...it is y'all not fucking yawl.  or you guys.  or you all.  but we are not on fricking sailboat. 

anyhoo...have an awesome day.


Here in Texas we say it any fucking way we want to. :fu:
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Re: Any of you have Ebola yet?
« Reply #34 on: October 17, 2014, 01:36:44 PM »
What does Ed Orgeron have to do with this?

Tell'em JoJo.
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Re: Any of you have Ebola yet?
« Reply #35 on: October 17, 2014, 01:37:27 PM »

for the love of dashboard jesus...it is y'all not fudgeing yawl.  or you guys.  or you all.  but we are not on fricking sailboat. 

anyhoo...have an awesome day.
Yous guys need to cut it out already.
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Re: Any of you have Ebola yet?
« Reply #36 on: October 17, 2014, 01:41:41 PM »
Now this would be fun huh?


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2796940/ebola-scare-caribbean-cruise-ship-woman-quarantined-cabin-coming-contact-infected-specimen.html?ITO=1490&ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=1490

Oh look, a country that won't allow Ebola to enter. Haters, I tell ya.

"An administration official said the cruise ship had stopped in Belize but officials there would not allow the passenger to leave the vessel so she could be flown home."

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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Any of you have Ebola yet?
« Reply #37 on: October 17, 2014, 05:47:19 PM »
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/10/16/rand-paul-ebola-incredibly_n_5999944.html

Cliffs: Rand Paul is an idiot liar for saying Ebola is contagious. More so than AIDS.

Didn't realize that nurse Nina Pham fucked Thomas Duncan in that hospital bed. Or can you get AIDS from being sneezed on? Should I be wearing a HAZMAT suit around anyone who might have AIDS?

Read the comments to that article for full blown tard.
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Re: Any of you have Ebola yet?
« Reply #38 on: October 17, 2014, 07:54:38 PM »
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/10/16/rand-paul-ebola-incredibly_n_5999944.html

Cliffs: Rand Paul is an idiot liar for saying Ebola is contagious. More so than AIDS.

Didn't realize that nurse Nina Pham fucked Thomas Duncan in that hospital bed. Or can you get AIDS from being sneezed on? Should I be wearing a HAZMAT suit around anyone who might have AIDS?

Read the comments to that article for full blown tard.

You go ahead and let an aids patient sneeze on you. We don't know enough about any of this stuff to take the chance as far as I'm concerned.
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Any of you have Ebola yet?
« Reply #39 on: October 17, 2014, 10:31:06 PM »
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/10/16/rand-paul-ebola-incredibly_n_5999944.html

Cliffs: Rand Paul is an idiot liar for saying Ebola is contagious. More so than AIDS.

Didn't realize that nurse Nina Pham fucked Thomas Duncan in that hospital bed. Or can you get AIDS from being sneezed on? Should I be wearing a HAZMAT suit around anyone who might have AIDS?

Read the comments to that article for full blown tard.

http://dailycaller.com/2014/10/17/huffington-post-attacks-rand-paul-on-ebola-gets-it-horribly-wrong/
« Last Edit: October 17, 2014, 10:33:58 PM by AUTiger1 »
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