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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: ssgaufan on January 17, 2012, 03:10:18 PM
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When did it become trendy for teh ladies to shave it all off? I graduated HS in 95 and I'm pretty sure they were mostly hairy back then. Any of you pussy gettin sumbitches know the time frame?
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When did it become trendy for teh ladies to shave it all off? I graduated HS in 95 and I'm pretty sure they were mostly hairy back then. Any of you pussy gettin sumbitches know the time frame?
lol... Early to mid 90's with teh Playboys. Mainstream more probably Late 90's.
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Not that I've seen, mind you....but I've heard it did start around the mid 90's and became more the norm since then. Hope it never goes back.
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Not that I've seen, mind you....but I've heard it did start around the mid 90's and became more the norm since then. Hope it never goes back.
I'm kinda tired of it. I like a little bit of hair down there. Not 70's style, but a nice little patch of heaven.
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I'm kinda tired of it. I like a little bit of hair down there. Not 70's style, but a nice little patch of heaven.
You're doing something wrong if you think the hair is heaven.
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Definitely took off right at the turn of the century.
My first several clumsy experiences early high school were mostly furry. Slowly that started to fade, and by about sophomore or junior year of college (about 2003ish) it had gotten to the point where it was incredibly rare to find a girl under 30 who wasn't clean-shaven.
If I had to mark a culturally significant landmark, it would be the foreign exchange student scene in American Pie. Where she says she's shaved and he loses it.
It seems like before that you almost never saw it (outside of porn, where even then it was kind of rare), and then "the movement" began almost immediately after.
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You're doing something wrong if you think the hair is heaven.
What's the last thing a pubic hair hears before it hits the floor?
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You're doing something wrong if you think the hair is heaven.
Damn it! Is that why none of my sexual conquests never want seconds?
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I would like to read some input from the wimmenz of the board. Where day at?
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Yeah, but it doesn't actually show dick going in which is a huge concern. Besides, have you ever seen a vagina by itself?
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Yeah, but it doesn't actually show dick going in which is a huge concern. Besides, have you ever seen a vagina by itself?
WTF?
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Definitely took off right at the turn of the century.
My first several clumsy experiences early high school were mostly furry. Slowly that started to fade, and by about sophomore or junior year of college (about 2003ish) it had gotten to the point where it was incredibly rare to find a girl under 30 who wasn't clean-shaven.
If I had to mark a culturally significant landmark, it would be the foreign exchange student scene in American Pie. Where she says she's shaved and he loses it.
It seems like before that you almost never saw it (outside of porn, where even then it was kind of rare), and then "the movement" began almost immediately after.
Is that why you have hair on your face? To make up the difference.
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WTF?
Hi this is a forum....welcome.
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Hi this is a forum....welcome.
No shit?
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How the hell do you quote multiple posts in one? The quote function is kicking my ass.
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I'm kinda tired of it. I like a little bit of hair down there. Not 70's style, but a nice little patch of heaven.
Not Demi Moore hairy, but yeah, me too. Pussy should have some hair on it. Damn though, it's gotten where it's not merely a grooming thing, most think it's bad hygiene to not be shaved.
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Not Demi Moore hairy, but yeah, me too. Pussy should have some hair on it. Damn though, it's gotten where it's not merely a grooming thing, most think it's bad hygiene to not be shaved.
Wait so you mean the girl isn't dirty if she has hair down below?
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No shit?
Movie quotes...learn them
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Yeah, but it doesn't actually show dick going in which is a huge concern. Besides, have you ever seen a vagina by itself?
I'd give my middle nut to start dating a girl with a hairy bush.
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I'd give my middle nut to start dating a girl with a hairy bush.
I <3 you
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Any of you that like a little hair on the trail obviously don't eat teh pussy. Either that or you hack like a kitty when you're done.
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Any of you that like a little hair on the trail obviously don't eat teh pussy. Either that or you hack like a kitty when you're done.
Oh baby, I love going do...thp...thp...down on you. You are so h....thp..thp hot. I just can't...thp...get enough...thp
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Any of you that like a little hair on the trail obviously don't eat teh pussy. Either that or you hack like a kitty when you're done.
again...you aren't supposed to eat the hair.
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again...you aren't supposed to eat the hair.
So are you saying that bald pussies became more popular about the same time as eating pussy?
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Jesus, I don't even know you people anymore!
Nicely manicured landing strip is where it's at.
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So are you saying that bald pussies became more popular about the same time as eating pussy?
Those of us that came up when wimminz didn't shave them are no stranger to eating hairy pussy.
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Jesus, I don't even know you people anymore!
Nicely manicured landing strip is where it's at.
A well versed pussy eater never needs directions to the hot spot.
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Hey! That's my pi.
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Those of us that came up when wimminz didn't shave them are no stranger to eating hairy pussy.
So depending on the flavor, did you use a comb or a pick?
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Hey! That's my pi.
Are all nerds this good?
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A well versed pussy eater never needs directions to the hot spot.
Neither do I, but landing strip = no hair between your teeth.
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Neither do I, but landing strip = no hair between your teeth.
True dat. Its much easier hiking on a smooth trail than hacking down undergrowth.
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True dat. Its much easier hiking on a smooth trail than hacking down undergrowth.
Now you're getting it.
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My only input to this is that if you're going to mow the lawn, keep it mowed regularly. That stubble will chafe like a sumbitch.
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the skirt is a redhead...well she's a strawberry blonde up but soooo red below. i keep digging the muff.
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I'd give my middle nut to start dating a girl with a hairy bush.
For nesting purposes?
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the skirt is a redhead...well she's a strawberry blonde up but soooo red below. i keep digging the muff.
It's like a unicorn smothered in chocolate.
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Jesus, I don't even know you people anymore!
Nicely manicured landing strip is where it's at.
This man knows.
I prefer a very low, very neatly trimmed triangle with well defined edges as opposed to a single landing strip. A woman should have some hair down there - otherwise she tends to worry that her man is doing a Sandusky for little girls. Plus maintaining a total Mr. Clean is a BITCH.
If y'all are getting a side of free dental floss, then you might want to ask for some directions or something. I never knew a woman with a hairy clit. Go SOUTH of the border, men. Anything north of there is not that important.
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I shave my shit bald so judge me.....
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This man knows.
I prefer a very low, very neatly trimmed triangle with well defined edges as opposed to a single landing strip. A woman should have some hair down there - otherwise she tends to worry that her man is doing a Sandusky for little girls. Plus maintaining a total Mr. Clean is a BITCH.
If y'all are getting a side of free dental floss, then you might want to ask for some directions or something. I never knew a woman with a hairy clit. Go SOUTH of the border, men. Anything north of there is not that important.
The truth. We has it.
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So, I go home and I have a little chat with the wife about this. She was curious as to why in the hell I was so intrigued by this. She then asked why in the hell we have threads about such on the X. She has nooo idea but she did get a kick out of some of our post.
Anywhoot, she told me that he trim job wasn't really on purpose but it gradually went bald over time. She did say that she doesn't mind a little strip but to her its much easier to maintain if bald. She also considers it to be much better hygiene. Oh, she also said that as she was a little girl, she can remember seeing her mothers wild safari and thought it was disgusting. TMI. I really could have gone without hearing about her mothers bush.
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Anywhoot, she told me that he trim job wasn't really on purpose but it gradually went bald over time. She did say that she doesn't mind a little strip but to her its much easier to maintain if bald. She also considers it to be much better hygiene.
I'll be the judge of that. Pictures please.
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I'll be the judge of that. Pictures please.
What, no pics of mom?
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What, no pics of mom?
I meant your wife but who am I kidding. I want to see all of them.
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I meant your wife but who am I kidding. I want to see all of them.
Yes, I know but posting pics of MIL's vagay jay on the internet would be revenge at its finest.
I'll ask the wife. Maybe she want slap me but it will be fun to ask.
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Yes, I know but posting pics of MIL's vagay jay on the internet would be revenge at its finest.
I'll ask the wife. Maybe she want slap me but it will be fun to ask.
Suzanne gon havta slap a pimp
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Yes, I know but posting pics of MIL's vagay jay on the internet would be revenge at its finest.
I'll ask the wife. Maybe she want slap me but it will be fun to ask.
But, you gotta ask.
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Yes, I know but posting pics of MIL's vagay jay on the internet would be revenge at its finest.
I'll ask the wife. Maybe she want slap me but it will be fun to ask.
dj, you are a madman. When you stole that cow, and your friend tried to make it with the cow. I want to party with you, cowboy. If the two of us together, forget it.
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dj, you are a madman. When you stole that cow, and your friend tried to make it with the cow. I want to party with you, cowboy. If the two of us together, forget it.
I decided I better join before I got drafted.
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I decided I better join before I got drafted.
We're soldiers; but we're American soldiers. We've been kickin' ass for 200 years. We're 10 and 1.
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Well, okay, hotshot. We're gonna see what kind of soldier you are.
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Suzanne gon havta slap a pimp
That will only turn me on.
And yes Chizad, I have to ask because if there is any chance whatsoever that she would be willing, I have to ask; otherwise foot meets balls in a bad kinda way.
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:pics:
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That will only turn me on.
And yes Chizad, I have to ask because if there is any chance whatsoever that she would be willing, I have to ask; otherwise foot meets balls in a bad kinda way.
I'm Johnny Knoxville, and this is the "Asking my wife if I can post pictures of her mother's bush onto a football message board".
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The truth. We has it.
OK, smartypants. Tell me that you would not run screaming into the night if you were headed downtown and saw a bright red rash all over the place. Not only does razor rash hurt, it is extremely unsightly and would probably kill the moment. Nothing like an ingrown hair pimple to give a man pause.
Using a beard trimmer (haha...) to keep the inverted triangle neat and thinned and pretty is the way to go. It's no Judith from Life of Brian down there - no hygeine issues. I use shampoo and conditioner just like I would on the top of my head.
Not that it matters in my house. The man is not one for the orals. So I guess it really is just doing it for myself.
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So, I go home and I have a little chat with the wife about this. She was curious as to why in the hell I was so intrigued by this. She then asked why in the hell we have threads about such on the X. She has nooo idea but she did get a kick out of some of our post.
Anywhoot, she told me that he trim job wasn't really on purpose but it gradually went bald over time. She did say that she doesn't mind a little strip but to her its much easier to maintain if bald. She also considers it to be much better hygiene. Oh, she also said that as she was a little girl, she can remember seeing her mothers wild safari and thought it was disgusting. TMI. I really could have gone without hearing about her mothers bush.
Perhaps if she had some hair down below some of your seed would get caught in it and you wouldn't have 15 kids. Just sayin
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OK, smartypants. Tell me that you would not run screaming into the night if you were headed downtown and saw a bright red rash all over the place. Not only does razor rash hurt, it is extremely unsightly and would probably kill the moment. Nothing like an ingrown hair pimple to give a man pause.
Using a beard trimmer (haha...) to keep the inverted triangle neat and thinned and pretty is the way to go. It's no Judith from Life of Brian down there - no hygeine issues. I use shampoo and conditioner just like I would on the top of my head.
Not that it matters in my house. The man is not one for the orals. So I guess it really is just doing it for myself.
Your post aroused me slightly. Of course that aint saying much concerning me.
Your man just dont know what kind of fun he could have.
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Perhaps if she had some hair down below some of your seed would get caught in it and you wouldn't have 15 kids. Just sayin
True but I don't usually have sex with pubic hairs. Besides, where the hell was this kind of helpful info several years ago, damn.
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The man is not one for the orals.
I'm sorry.
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The man is not one for the orals.
He really doesn't know the sweet nectar in which he is missing. As stated before I would be happy to assist you. :tongue:
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OK, smartypants. Tell me that you would not run screaming into the night if you were headed downtown and saw a bright red rash all over the place. Not only does razor rash hurt, it is extremely unsightly and would probably kill the moment. Nothing like an ingrown hair pimple to give a man pause.
Using a beard trimmer (haha...) to keep the inverted triangle neat and thinned and pretty is the way to go. It's no Judith from Life of Brian down there - no hygeine issues. I use shampoo and conditioner just like I would on the top of my head.
Not that it matters in my house. The man is not one for the orals. So I guess it really is just doing it for myself.
Ask any stripper and they will tell you that shaving is not the way to go. You wanna use a hair removal creme.
I gotta tell you fuckers everything?
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Ask any stripper and they will tell you that shaving is not the way to go. You wanna use a hair removal creme.
I gotta tell you fuckers everything?
Or the hot wax........fun in more ways than one.
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Or the hot wax........fun in more ways than one.
Exactly... What's with this hedge trimmer and razor shit? Although, if you're truly into S&M, you might find the texture of 40 grit a bit thexthy...
Shampoo and conditioner... Are we talking about Cousin It or something? Next, you'll want to get a perm or maybe a weave all up in that...
Not that it matters in my house. The man is not one for the orals. So I guess it really is just doing it for myself.
Perhaps, the essence of bait shop doesn't work for him...
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This man knows.
I prefer a very low, very neatly trimmed triangle with well defined edges as opposed to a single landing strip. A woman should have some hair down there - otherwise she tends to worry that her man is doing a Sandusky for little girls. Plus maintaining a total Mr. Clean is a BITCH.
If y'all are getting a side of free dental floss, then you might want to ask for some directions or something. I never knew a woman with a hairy clit. Go SOUTH of the border, men. Anything north of there is not that important.
very neatly trimmed triangle with well defined edges.
Tis a reason they call it "The Bermuda Triangle" You can get lost down there.
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Ask any stripper and they will tell you that shaving is not the way to go. You wanna use a hair removal creme.
I gotta tell you fuckers everything?
I am allergic to whatever chemical is in depillatory. Think razor rash on steroids. Not an option. What I do works for me.
I have no idea what the chick that my husband dated before me did to him, but that has never been an option for us. Is it any wonder I am the head of consumer research for Nookie's HOP? Not necessarily a bad thing. There's nothing worse than a guy who either doesn't know what the hell he is doing, or doesn't enjoy it. I'd rather take care of things myself.
GarMan, how is this discussion even relevant to you? The last time you saw poon that up close and personal was the day you were born. So unless you shave your nutsack, you really don't have a lot of useful information to contribute. So back the fuck up off my weave before I hafta cut a bitch.
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I am allergic to whatever chemical is in depillatory. Think razor rash on steroids. Not an option. What I do works for me.
I have no idea what the chick that my husband dated before me did to him, but that has never been an option for us. Is it any wonder I am the head of consumer research for Nookie's HOP? Not necessarily a bad thing. There's nothing worse than a guy who either doesn't know what the hell he is doing, or doesn't enjoy it. I'd rather take care of things myself.
GarMan, how is this discussion even relevant to you? The last time you saw poon that up close and personal was the day you were born. So unless you shave your nutsack, you really don't have a lot of useful information to contribute. So back the fuck up off my weave before I hafta cut a bitch.
Its like I love you all over again.
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Not that it matters in my house. The man is not one for the orals. So I guess it really is just doing it for myself.
That really blows.
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I have no idea what the chick that my husband dated before me did to him, but that has never been an option for us.
Your husband should get together with my wife.
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I am allergic to whatever chemical is in depillatory. Think razor rash on steroids. Not an option. What I do works for me.
I have no idea what the chick that my husband dated before me did to him, but that has never been an option for us. Is it any wonder I am the head of consumer research for Nookie's HOP? Not necessarily a bad thing. There's nothing worse than a guy who either doesn't know what the hell he is doing, or doesn't enjoy it. I'd rather take care of things myself.
GarMan, how is this discussion even relevant to you? The last time you saw poon that up close and personal was the day you were born. So unless you shave your nutsack, you really don't have a lot of useful information to contribute. So back the fuck up off my weave before I hafta cut a bitch.
Good god my wife e-mails all the time at work "you feel like eating mexican tonight"? And I know that means (TACO)
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Your husband should get together with my wife.
No off switch on your genius dial, sir.
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This thread now has 69 replies (until this one). Seemed apropos. Carry on.
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That really blows.
Yep. At our house, it's a one note symphony.
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Your husband should get together with my wife.
So, darlin', whatever shall we do to amuse ourselves whilst they are doing... nothing?
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Yep. At our house, it's a one note symphony.
It sounds like you need a low tone in your band. I play bass.
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OK, smartypants. Tell me that you would not run screaming into the night if you were headed downtown and saw a bright red rash all over the place. Not only does razor rash hurt, it is extremely unsightly and would probably kill the moment. Nothing like an ingrown hair pimple to give a man pause.
Using a beard trimmer (haha...) to keep the inverted triangle neat and thinned and pretty is the way to go. It's no Judith from Life of Brian down there - no hygeine issues. I use shampoo and conditioner just like I would on the top of my head.
Not that it matters in my house. The man is not one for the orals. So I guess it really is just doing it for myself.
lolwut?! Is he batshit crazy?
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So, darlin', whatever shall we do to amuse ourselves whilst they are doing... nothing?
I'm sure we can think of something.
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lolwut?! Is he batshit crazy?
Well think about it...I mean he did marry the Wenc....sooooo how about them Houston Texans?
I keed of course! I love me Wench
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Good god my wife e-mails all the time at work "you feel like eating mexican tonight"? And I know that means (TACO)
The man I was with before I got married was a god among men in this department. Dude had major skillz, and a real passion for his work. Holy shit, I miss him (only for that tho. Otherwise he was a total jackwagon.)
For me, it's kind of like being Moses. Living the high life as the adopted son of the Pharoah, life is fabulous and then BAM! Eleven years wandering the the fucking dessert.
So... I product test for Nookie. It's a living.
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lolwut?! Is he batshit crazy?
Yeah, most guys think like you. I had to find the ONE GUY...
On the other hand, he may be afraid I would crush his skull with my thighs. I am not one to hold back.
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lolwut?! Is he batshit crazy?
Well, if we've learned one thing, the X has a shit ton of pussy eating motherfuckers. Kaos probably doesn't eat it seeing as how much he hates tomatoes. And since RWS fucks goats he doesn't eat any either. Well, not human pussy anyway.
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Yeah, most guys think like you. I had to find the ONE GUY...
On the other hand, he may be afraid I would crush his skull with my thighs. I am not one to hold back.
Bullshit. I'll need pics. Video is even better.
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Well, if we've learned one thing, the X has a shit ton of pussy eating motherfuckers.
Duh... I am not just hanging out here for the fun of it. I may not be married forever you know. I'm mass communicating.
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Duh... I am not just hanging out here for the fun of it. I may not be married forever you know. I'm mass communicating.
I don't mean to be telling tales outta school but there is a man in there that will pay ya ten dollars to sing into his can.
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Well, if we've learned one thing, the X has a shit ton of pussy eating motherfuckers.
They don't call me Alpa Chino for nothin...like dice on your forehead!
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Yeah, most guys think like you. I had to find the ONE GUY...
On the other hand, he may be afraid I would crush his skull with my thighs. I am not one to hold back.
:tongue: <3
Even better.
Seriously, how else are we to know that you approve unless the thighs are squeezing our head or we are getting heels dug into our backs?
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I don't mean to be telling tales outta school but there is a man in there that will pay ya ten dollars to sing into his can.
Uh, okay sir. But Murt and Aloysius will have to sign Xes as only four of us can write.
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Yeah, most guys think like you. I had to find the ONE GUY...
On the other hand, he may be afraid I would crush his skull with my thighs. I am not one to hold back.
I don't know if I'm as good as Mr. Mad Skillz you mention, but I do have a true passion for the work. I do it for my partner, but also because I love it.
ETA:, You're killing me!
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:tongue: <3
Even better.
Seriously, how else are we to know that you approve unless the thighs are squeezing our head or we are getting heels dug into our backs?
I know I have brought my A-game when she hollers in spanish.
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I don't know if I'm as good as Mr. Mad Skillz you mention, but I do have a true passion for the work. I do it for my partner, but also because I love it.
ETA:, You're killing me!
One has too, if not, then they aren't worth a shit at it.
I know I have brought my A-game when she hollers in spanish.
Atta boy!
When the back is arched and it feels like she is going to rip my ears off, then I know I have done what I have needed to do.
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I gotta feeling a lot of X'ers had to hit the head in the last 1-2 hours to spank off because of the last 2 pages of this thread..... Wench is THAT good.
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This thread is dangerous proximity to NSFW rating or at least R-rated.
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This thread is dangerous proximity to NSFW rating or at least R-rated.
Fuck that...my bosses are reading it and laughing.
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This thread is dangerous proximity to NSFW rating or at least R-rated.
We need more of those on the X.
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One has too, if not, then they aren't worth a shit at it.
Atta boy!
When the back is arched and it feels like she is going to rip my ears off, then I know I have done what I have needed to do.
And then it becomes my turn. (Where are my fucking emoticons?) (http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd317/JakesNana/LOL/Emoticons.gif)
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I am allergic to whatever chemical is in depillatory. Think razor rash on steroids. Not an option. What I do works for me.
I have no idea what the chick that my husband dated before me did to him, but that has never been an option for us. Is it any wonder I am the head of consumer research for Nookie's HOP? Not necessarily a bad thing. There's nothing worse than a guy who either doesn't know what the hell he is doing, or doesn't enjoy it. I'd rather take care of things myself.
GarMan, how is this discussion even relevant to you? The last time you saw poon that up close and personal was the day you were born. So unless you shave your nutsack, you really don't have a lot of useful information to contribute. So back the fuck up off my weave before I hafta cut a bitch.
Don't get all defensive. After being shackled to the same woman for 17+ years, I might just know a few things. I'm just trying to help the little people. BTW, what works for you may not be working for him... Try trimming the Chia or using a little peanut butter.
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I gotta feeling a lot of X'ers had to hit the head in the last 1-2 hours to spank off because of the last 2 pages of this thread..... Wench is THAT good.
Fuck that. Why leave the desk?
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Fuck that. Why leave the desk?
Gotta get the paper towels. That shit leaves a mess on the desk.
Now office sex. Tis hot. Nothing like the wife on the desk. ( and no-no pictures)
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Gotta get the paper towels. That shit leaves a mess on the desk.
Now office sex. Tis hot. Nothing like the wife on the desk. ( and no-no pictures)
That's what I miss most about private practice, the "fee couch".
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I do it for my partner
Your partner huh? VV loves you even more.
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This thread is dangerous proximity to NSFW rating or at least R-rated.
I thought this was the ways of the X?
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I thought this was the ways of the X?
You've been warned
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Your partner huh? VV loves you even more.
Gay lawyer sex is teh roxorz!
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Gay lawyer sex is teh roxorz!
You'll have to find that elsewhere.
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You'll have to find that elsewhere.
I will seduce you one of these days. I never fail. Snaggle knows...
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Pubic hair to cunnilingus to gay sex. Sounds like an average Wednesday in prison.
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:tongue: <3
Even better.
Seriously, how else are we to know that you approve unless the thighs are squeezing our head or we are getting heels dug into our backs?
Uh, maybe the moaning/screaming? Or, in my case, the passing out?
The guy I dated at Auburn loved really rough sex, but genuinely preferred going down on me to actual intercourse. That was all the foreplay he needed, and once I traveled around the world a few times and was begging him to stop, I could reciprocate and he would be a happy man. He was a perfectionist who loved his work. The very first time we were together, after the third or fourth separate one back to back (yes, multiples happen and they make your ears pop like flying in an airplane.) I hyperventilated to the point of passing out - according to him, I was completely unresponsive and not breathing. Of course, that lasted only maybe 30-45 seconds before I came to - but he was reaching for the phone to dial 9-1-1 when I woke up. Scared him absolutely to death. He thought he had killed me. True story.
Best night of my life... I think I still have bruises.
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Pubic hair to cunnilingus to gay sex. Sounds like an average Wednesday in prison.
Don't forget the movie quotes.
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I gotta feeling a lot of X'ers had to hit the head in the last 1-2 hours to spank off because of the last 2 pages of this thread..... Wench is THAT good.
I myself couldn't wait to get home and get the kids to sleep. The man is out of town... and Nookie has a new product line.
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Uh, maybe the moaning/screaming? Or, in my case, the passing out?
The guy I dated at Auburn loved really rough sex, but genuinely preferred going down on me to actual intercourse. That was all the foreplay he needed, and once I traveled around the world a few times and was begging him to stop, I could reciprocate and he would be a happy man. He was a perfectionist who loved his work. The very first time we were together, after the third or fourth separate one back to back (yes, multiples happen and they make your ears pop like flying in an airplane.) I hyperventilated to the point of passing out - according to him, I was completely unresponsive and not breathing. Of course, that lasted only maybe 30-45 seconds before I came to - but he was reaching for the phone to dial 9-1-1 when I woke up. Scared him absolutely to death. He thought he had killed me. True story.
Best night of my life... I think I still have bruises.
Well the moaning and screaming is a good indicator, but I have seen some that will moan but never get any body into it. They are the worst.
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You know, when it comes to how much of a landing strip that a.....wait, what did you say, VV?????
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Uh, maybe the moaning/screaming? Or, in my case, the passing out?
The guy I dated at Auburn loved really rough sex, but genuinely preferred going down on me to actual intercourse. That was all the foreplay he needed, and once I traveled around the world a few times and was begging him to stop, I could reciprocate and he would be a happy man. He was a perfectionist who loved his work. The very first time we were together, after the third or fourth separate one back to back (yes, multiples happen and they make your ears pop like flying in an airplane.) I hyperventilated to the point of passing out - according to him, I was completely unresponsive and not breathing. Of course, that lasted only maybe 30-45 seconds before I came to - but he was reaching for the phone to dial 9-1-1 when I woke up. Scared him absolutely to death. He thought he had killed me. True story.
Best night of my life... I think I still have bruises.
Good thing I'm off today. Back a a few.
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Good thing I'm off today. Back a a few.
Funny, I saw no mention of feet.
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Funny, I saw no mention of feet.
Ahhh shit.
Well, she didn't mention em but i'm sure he pulled up a random feet pic online while he was beating off reading her post.
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You know, when it comes to how much of a landing strip that a.....wait, what did you say, VV?????
He said he wants you on all fours.
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He said he wants to you on all fours.
Engrish preeze
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Engrish preeze
Its my inner yoda.
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Funny, I saw no mention of feet.
Pussy>Feet
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Pussy>Feet
Well, yeah. Most normal people know that. Glad youve came around. You think that Kaos will come around as well?
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Well, yeah. Most normal people know that. Glad youve came around. You think that Kaos will come around as well?
Always been that way. No coming around to it. Doubt it's any different with K.
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this thread has been brought to you by...
:hop:
b.t.w., wench...we've got a delay on the next shipment due to weather.
p.s. the workout panties smell awesome.
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Always been that way. No coming around to it. Doubt it's any different with K.
Have you ever had a women try to jack you off with her feet?
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Have you ever had a women try to jack you off with her feet?
Nope
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Have you ever had a women try to jack you off with her feet?
Feet? No.
Tits? Oh Yeah!!!
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Nope
Just wondering.
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Feet? No.
Tits? Oh Yeah!!!
Oh yeah, its like a horseback ride between two mountains of heaven.
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Just wondering.
Have you ever gotten a girl to jerk you off?
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Have you ever gotten a girl to jerk you off?
There was this one girl who said, "Get off, you jerk."
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Have you ever gotten a girl to jerk you off?
Yep, I'm married to her.
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There was this one girl who said, "Get off, you jerk."
This too.
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Have you ever gotten a girl to jerk you off?
Only if you count the Dutch rudder...
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Yep, I'm married to her.
So, for you: Hands>Pussy, Anus, Mouth, Tits? And you think I'm weird?!
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Only if you count the Dutch rudder...
Dutch Rudder: To grab your schwanz and have some tool grab your forearm and move it up and down, like he's steering the dick boat into orgasm harbor
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Dutch Rudder: To grab your schwanz and have some tool grab your forearm and move it up and down, like he's steering the dick boat into orgasm harbor
You just came from the same site I did.
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So, for you: Hands>Pussy, Anus, Mouth, Tits? And you think I'm weird?!
Ummm, the anus and mouth post were actually movie quotes.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0424345/quotes (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0424345/quotes)
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You just came from the same site I did.
HA! You said "came"...
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You just came from the same site I did.
That's cause' you had the very same thought I did.
What the hell's a dutch rudder?
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That's cause' you had the very same thought I did.
What the hell's a dutch rudder?
I thought about looking it up but I just wasn't sure if this would cause the Internet police to be dispatched.
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That's cause' you had the very same thought I did.
What the hell's a dutch rudder?
Yep
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Ummm, the anus and mouth post were actually movie quotes.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0424345/quotes (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0424345/quotes)
Great, I didn't respond to any movie quote. I asked, like you did of me, if you'd ever had a girl jack you off.
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That's cause' you had the very same thought I did.
What the hell's a dutch rudder?
Damn...you guys need to watch a movie occasionally...
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_WkKZJVG5wTk/TN5l_WUrW7I/AAAAAAACuew/Ly8R6Y-usY8/s1600/zack_and_miri_make_a_porno.jpg)
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Damn...you guys need to watch a movie occasionally...
You mean I can have a porn name? I pick Pete Jones
AWK - You can't help those that don't want help.
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You give me two Popsicle sticks and a rubber band and I'll find a way to fuck it, like a filthy MacGuyver!
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That chick frosted me like I was a fucking cake!
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Her name is Bubbles.
Just found this jewel of a thread! Let me go on record in support of a small, tidy little patch. If that bothers you you're doing it wrong!
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Her name is Bubbles.
Just found this jewel of a thread! Let me go on record in support of a small, tidy little patch. If that bothers you you're doing it wrong!
Like "Glen and Gary suck Ross's meaty cock and drop their hairy nuts in his eager mouth."
Oh and for the record the hatchet wound is gonna get the shit knocked out of it no matter what the hair status is.
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Great, I didn't respond to any movie quote. I asked, like you did of me, if you'd ever had a girl jack you off.
This started with some funning about your foot fetish, but now you are just scaring me. You asking another dude if he gets jacked off? Tha fuck man.....
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This started with some funning about your foot fetish, but now you are just scaring me. You asking another dude if he gets jacked off? Tha fuck man.....
It didn't scare you when dj asked me?
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It didn't scare you when dj asked me?
Haha
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It didn't scare you when dj asked me?
Yeah, but we all know simp likes to go tard and is never serious. I expect more from a barrister.
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Yeah, but we all know simp likes to go tard and is never serious. I expect more from a barrister.
The only thing serious in this thread by me was my love for teh eating of the not totally hairless cooch.
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The only thing serious in this thread by me was my love for teh eating of the not totally hairless cooch.
That and the fact that VV will have to find his man love with Snaggie or AWK, and not me.
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That and the fact that VV will have to find his man love with Snaggie or AWK, and not me.
Damn, you're heartless. Had to break it to him on a rainy day. If it makes you feel any better Snaggle says VV sports a Mohawk muff.
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Damn, you're heartless. Had to break it to him on a rainy day. If it makes you feel any better Snaggle says VV sports a Mohawk muff.
It's a tiny little mohawk. It's so cute.
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Damn, you're heartless. Had to break it to him on a rainy day. If it makes you feel any better Snaggle says VV sports a Mohawk muff.
Not anymore.
I grew that shit out, and started applying this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doTln-HDFQo#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doTln-HDFQo#ws)
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Dottie, sick him.
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Not anymore.
I grew that shit out, and started applying this:
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-GHxZABt-wbg/ThSQmEPYR2I/AAAAAAAACPo/X5C81fxQLAI/s1600/jungle.jpg)
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You know you want to go on that jungle safari.
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You know you want to go on that jungle safari.
He got jungle feevah
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He got jungle feevah
Just call me Sir Richard Francis
(http://i2.listal.com/image/983209/500full.jpg)