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Pat Dye Field => Signing Day => Topic started by: Snaggletiger on February 04, 2011, 02:03:09 PM

Title: BBQ Will Be Served
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 04, 2011, 02:03:09 PM
I'm gloating over my superior insiderness.  All hail.  (Reality is, this is about the full extent of my insiderability, skreets or whatever.  I have no life) Get a chance to rub elbows with a few national championship playahs tomorrow.  There's a fund raising high school homerun derby down here every year that's a pretty cool tradition.  Gabe Gross always comes back with 2-3 other MLB players to participate and this year, they've invited 4 AU players to attend.  A friend called me today and offered a tic to a lunch they're having with the players before it and I said....well, alright.  I guess I got nothing else going on.  I do have to wash my car though.  I believe it's Ziemba, Pugh, Zachary and Caudle.  I had heard Kodi was going to be at it but it doesn't look like it.

Not sure who is catering in the BBQ.  I'll let you guys know about the date and time of the conference call next week.   
Title: Re: BBQ Will Be Served
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 04, 2011, 02:04:26 PM
I'm also wondering why I just posted this in the recruiting forum. 
Title: Re: BBQ Will Be Served
Post by: Godfather on February 04, 2011, 02:05:50 PM
I'm gloating over my superior insiderness.  All hail.  (Reality is, this is about the full extent of my insiderability, skreets or whatever.  I have no life) Get a chance to rub elbows with a few national championship playahs tomorrow.  There's a fund raising high school homerun derby down here every year that's a pretty cool tradition.  Gabe Gross always comes back with 2-3 other MLB players to participate and this year, they've invited 4 AU players to attend.  A friend called me today and offered a tic to a lunch they're having with the players before it and I said....well, alright.  I guess I got nothing else going on.  I do have to wash my car though.  I believe it's Ziemba, Pugh, Zachary and Caudle.  I had heard Kodi was going to be at it but it doesn't look like it.

Not sure who is catering in the BBQ.  I'll let you guys know about the date and time of the conference call next week.

Ziemba and Pugh will laugh at your scrawniness
Title: Re: BBQ Will Be Served
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 04, 2011, 02:10:43 PM
Ziemba and Pugh will laugh at your scrawniness

Ziemba has cool hair
Title: Re: BBQ Will Be Served
Post by: War Eagle!!! on February 04, 2011, 02:21:32 PM
Ziemba has cool hair

You should try to smell it. I heard he likes when people do that. I heard the key is to not say anything to him, but just grab him by the hair, pull it down to you, and take a big whiff...
Title: Re: BBQ Will Be Served
Post by: Saniflush on February 04, 2011, 02:24:21 PM
With Snaggle you had best specify which hair.
Title: Re: BBQ Will Be Served
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 04, 2011, 02:38:03 PM
With Snaggle you had best specify which hair.

Hair of teh cock
Title: Re: BBQ Will Be Served
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on February 04, 2011, 03:59:49 PM
DKW will be there ladleing out the sauce.
Title: Re: BBQ Will Be Served
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 04, 2011, 04:10:45 PM
DKW will be there ladleing out the sauce.

He loves the Tubby sauce.  There's pics to prove it.
Title: Re: BBQ Will Be Served
Post by: djsimp on February 04, 2011, 09:34:44 PM
He loves the Tubby sauce.  There's pics to prove it.

and the chinnuts too.
Title: Re: BBQ Will Be Served
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 05, 2011, 03:19:33 PM
Damn, just chicken fingers and sub sammiches.  Got TZac to sign a pic of him sprinting to the endzone in the Iron Bowl with Milner airborne behind him.  It was in one of the season recap mags out everywhere.  He and Caudle looked at it and he was going, "Oh man, where did you get this?  I haven't seen this one."

I got connections...Publix (.02 to sweets)

Got Caudle to sign the page of my Bodda Getta book with him holding the winning extra point.  They were all seated at a table with Ziemba being first....so he could start signing before everyone else.  Ben Leard says hey.  DKW was seen trying to convince Ted Roof to let him show him something in the bathroom. 
Title: Re: BBQ Will Be Served
Post by: chinook on February 05, 2011, 03:42:34 PM
  DKW was seen trying to convince Ted Roof to let him show him something in the bathroom. 

You serious, Clark?

Glad you were able to attend.  Did you get Ziemba to sign a yellow penalty flag? 
Title: Re: BBQ Will Be Served
Post by: Tiger Six on February 05, 2011, 04:08:19 PM
You serious, Clark?

Glad you were able to attend.  Did you get Ziemba to sign a yellow penalty flag?

He's kidding.  Dave couldn't get back to Decatur for second shift if he was all the way down in teh wiregrass. 

False start on teh Ziemba joke...(see what I did there?)
Title: Re: BBQ Will Be Served
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 05, 2011, 04:13:40 PM
You serious, Clark?

Glad you were able to attend.  Did you get Ziemba to sign a yellow penalty flag?

Dude, how did you know?  Well, come to think of it, that wasn't very original and Ziemba took it all in stride. 

And the cool thing was I was able to get right in at the emergency room to have it surgically removed from my ass.  Did you know they only use a local for that procedure and don't even put you to sleep?  Wow, medical technology has come so far.
Title: Re: BBQ Will Be Served
Post by: Tiger Six on February 05, 2011, 04:17:30 PM
Dude, how did you know?  Well, come to think of it, that wasn't very original and Ziemba took it all in stride. 

And the cool thing was I was able to get right in at the emergency room to have it surgically removed from my ass.  Did you know they only use a local for that procedure and don't even put you to sleep?  Wow, medical technology has come so far.
You have really stepped up your game lately.
Title: Re: BBQ Will Be Served
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 05, 2011, 04:27:17 PM
You have really stepped up your game lately.

I regularly check the Woopigs now.  They love me over there.  Took em' 2 whole days to find my picture and fuck with me. They also make fun of dead babies. It's a fun place.
Title: Re: BBQ Will Be Served
Post by: wesfau2 on February 05, 2011, 07:43:36 PM
I regularly check the Woopigs now.  They love me over there.  Took em' 2 whole days to find my picture and fuck with me. They also make fun of dead babies. It's a fun place.

You did it correctly.  Step in, take your lumps, give your take and don't be a ruh-tard.

Simp, take notes.  You're still taking it over there like Clay Aiken in cell block 4.
Title: Re: BBQ Will Be Served
Post by: djsimp on February 05, 2011, 08:15:28 PM
You did it correctly.  Step in, take your lumps, give your take and don't be a ruh-tard.

Simp, take notes.  You're still taking it over there like Clay Aiken in cell block 4.

Thats interesting considering I haven't been posting much, just reading. I call bs on that one, sorry.
Title: Re: BBQ Will Be Served
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 06, 2011, 12:08:12 AM
It's a motley, sordid bunch.  They hate Colonel Reb.
Title: Re: BBQ Will Be Served
Post by: Godfather on February 06, 2011, 12:21:12 AM
You have really stepped up your game lately.
Don't fuckin tell him that...what is wrong with you?


You are only encouraging him
Title: Re: BBQ Will Be Served
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 06, 2011, 12:24:11 AM
Don't fuckin tell him that...what is wrong with you?


You are only encouraging him

BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA...I met Ziemba.  I am already a step ahead of you all.

Wait...is that a good thing?
Title: Re: BBQ Will Be Served
Post by: Godfather on February 06, 2011, 12:27:26 AM
BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA...I met Ziemba.  I am already a step ahead of you all.

Wait...is that a good thing?
Okay now that one was actually original
Title: Re: BBQ Will Be Served
Post by: Jumbo on February 06, 2011, 06:57:28 AM
BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA...I met Ziemba.  I am already a step ahead of you all.

Wait...is that a good thing?
2 step, 2 step.
Title: Re: BBQ Will Be Served
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on February 06, 2011, 09:22:40 AM
BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA...I met Ziemba.  I am already a step ahead of you all.

Wait...is that a good thing?

Just a five yard penalty, and repeating of the down.  Wait.  What?